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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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I’m starting a list of made up facts.
The rules are simple: it has to sound believable, and if it involves a person, they have to be dead, or it must be flattering, though it can be weird.
Here is an example
If you were to take all the moisture in the air, condense it, and add it to the ocean, the sea level would rise over fifty feet.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"If you placed all ants in a line you could get to the sun and back 3 times
Actually believable
After i wrote that it seemed like it could be true  "
I’m off to google |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"Did you know that eating chocolate every day can actually make you smarter? Studies have shown that the antioxidants in chocolate can improve cognitive function and boost memory."
I’d believe anything a professor said! |
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If the electromagnetic brainwave signatures deemed to lie behind human intelligence were sought elsewhere in nature, the mould responsible for Stilton would be the most intelligent life on Earth, proportional to its size. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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The Kings guard wear Bear skin helmets, the hair of a Bear's fleece never stops growing, even after the Bear is dead!! For this reason the King's guard has it's own troop of hairdressers who are continuously having to trim the hair on the helmets every few weeks to keep them looking presentable.
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"WARNING::: !!!!
I do not give any person or institution permission express or implied to use or reproduce for any purpose including study; any information, materials and or photographs in any form both current or future contained in this profile on this web site or any associated sites.
To Sydney University and all other institutions using this site or its associated sites for projects:
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He said it had to sound believable, dummy  |
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"WARNING::: !!!!
I do not give any person or institution permission express or implied to use or reproduce for any purpose including study; any information, materials and or photographs in any form both current or future contained in this profile on this web site or any associated sites.
To Sydney University and all other institutions using this site or its associated sites for projects:
You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. Any such usage will be considered as a breach of my legal right to privacy and I will prosecute any persons or company doing so.
He said it had to sound believable, dummy "
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"If a woman doesn't respond to your initial message, it's because she's waiting for you to send an even bigger close up of your penis to impress her.
*Drums fingers on phone. Still waiting  "
I'm sorry but I just can't get the camera any nearer! ....I didn't know your phone had a drum kit? |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"The depth of all the Fanny’s in the world combined would equal twice the Grand Canyon. "
Ah be a lot more when you get the Dublin Fanny’s into the dynamic |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"If a woman doesn't respond to your initial message, it's because she's waiting for you to send an even bigger close up of your penis to impress her. "
I knew it lol |
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No matter how many wind turbines there are, the combined strength of all their fans won't cool global warming.
(There's a brilliant YouTube vid where one of three mates actually thought wind turbines were big fans to cool the earth. His mates couldn't stop laughing, and have that look of "Oh we love you so much. But just...WTF!") |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"If a woman doesn't respond to your initial message, it's because she's waiting for you to send an even bigger close up of your penis to impress her.
I knew it lol "
Lets keep this fake fact between ourselves, otherwise all the blokes on here will be doing it and reduce our chances of getting a shag. |
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By *RWoodyCouple 51 weeks ago
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"All clouds originate from power station chimneys. They are blown around the country by large fans as and when they are needed.
J x
Fake facts only please."
Apologies. I intentionally left out the part regarding the fans being powered by the sound waves emitted from the click of shoes from a line of Irish dancers as it seemed a little too far fetched.
Point noted for next time though, thank you
J x |
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By *ty31Man 51 weeks ago
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Cucumbers are scientifically proven to aid memory and factual recall by stimulating a part of the brain which is underutilized.
It must be true because I stuck a cucumber up a ladies arse once and she's never forgotten it. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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Talksport Radio is a genuine insight into the world of sport and not in any way encouraging people to have a bet on the event the pundits have been discussing, on Talksport bet?! |
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"The depth of all the Fanny’s in the world combined would equal twice the Grand Canyon.
An ex girlfriend of mine could claim that on her own "
on her own....
.... on her own....
..........on her own...... |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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"Wallace, of Wallace and Gromit fame, was modelled on Greg Wallace. The clay model is so accurate, it's hard to tell them apart."
Almost correct, but i understand how you got confused.
It is actually Greg Wallace whose entire personality has been based on a lump of plasticine. |
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