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BLIND DATE 2 - Q&A

By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 44 weeks ago

Essex

I have sent everybody their 3 questions now.

Thank you pickers for being so timely (except for you - you know who you are

I’m starting to get answers in. I will be putting them together as questioner & their 3 contestants. I will do this both here and via PM. Please bear with me. This part is actually quite mammoth!

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE

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By *ookie46Woman 44 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Kinda excited for this

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Thank you for doing this Misty!

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By *eyond PurityCouple 44 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Legend

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 44 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’ve got a lot of love (and respect) for Misty’s Big Blind Date Spreadsheet.

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By *educing_EmCouple 44 weeks ago

Tipperary

Parking myself here to see how it plays out

Em x

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By *entInEssexMan 44 weeks ago

Grays

Still absolutely 100% on how this works but fuck it, I'm in the game LOL

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By *heGateKeeperMan 44 weeks ago

Stratford

"Kinda excited for this

Nooooooooooooo x

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By *ookie46Woman 44 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Kinda excited for this

Nooooooooooooo x"

You love it when I say that

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By *olfandtazCouple 44 weeks ago

Bristol

Let's see how we did

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 44 weeks ago

Next Door

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 44 weeks ago

Next Door

Can't wait to read the q & a

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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago

west midlands

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, can't wait to read all the questions and answers!

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago

Misty. This is absolutely the best thing I’ve been involved in for ages. Thank you!!!

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By *bi HaiveMan 44 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

This could be interesting.

Thanks for all the hard work.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 44 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Thanks Misty. Great effort.

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By *ath_ladMan 44 weeks ago

Bath

Misty you are a legend think you deserve a big treat from everyone involved in this xx

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By *adyluck..Woman 44 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

Thank you excited to see what happens next

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By *gent CoulsonMan 44 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Thanks for doing this OP.

Looking forward to seeing what happens

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By *agneto.Man 44 weeks ago

Bham

Looking forward to the results.

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands

"Misty you are a legend think you deserve a big treat from everyone involved in this xx"

I will offer myself up, Misty

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By *stellaWoman 44 weeks ago

London

Whoop whoop!

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By *ady LickWoman 44 weeks ago

Northampton Somewhere

What a great idea!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 44 weeks ago

Essex

"I’ve got a lot of love (and respect) for Misty’s Big Blind Date Spreadsheet.

Eh?

Spreadsheet? I’m using crayons & paper

I don’t actually have exel

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago

I didn't enter but I will await with bated breath for the results

This is the kind of thread that brings positivity to the forums

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By *hriscooperMan 44 weeks ago

Warrington

Looking forward to this...... I think.

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By *entInEssexMan 44 weeks ago

Grays

Oh come now Misty…. Tis 2024 and everyone loves a spread sheet

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 44 weeks ago

Essex

THE FIRST COMPLETE SET

Our first picker is our very lovely Midnight. Her questions and answers are as follows. If you see your answers - don’t comment. It’s ***Blind Date remember …

1. What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?

2. What are the top 5 things you would take with you in a zombie outbreak?

3. If your life were the “expectations vs reality” meme, what would the two pictures in the meme be?

CONTESTANT A

Answer one. Crashed a tank when I was in the army.

Answer two. Rope, suvival knife, condoms, biscuits and water.

Answer three. Gangbang/group sex and wanking naked on the bed.

CONTESTANT B

1 embarrassing thing- after a massive row with a neighbour, they went on holiday and I did a poo in his pride and joy pond ( now I think back and not very proud)

2 zombies- OMG knifes Bo a 6 ft karate stick , a sword and rope , a wind up torch , and can I say best program out there lol

3 - with the way the country is being run and ruined- the picture the scream sums it all up .

CONTESTANT C

A1) Walked into what I thought was a naked sauna bath, turns out.... it wasn't a naked one at all and I just strolled buck naked!

A2) My sense of humour (gotta have a laugh in any scenario right??), guns with endless ammunitions (fuckers wont get me without a fight), food, a gorgeous lady to keep me company who I'll protect and lastly but not least my laptop so I can check my messages on Fab ha ha ha.

A3) (Life Expectations) Tom Cruise (Life Reality) Forrest Gump

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 44 weeks ago

Essex

Our second picker is the wonderful Mr Sprout

His questions and answers are as follows. If you see your answers - don’t comment. It’s ***Blind Date remember …

1. If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would you be, and why?

2. Is kissing important to you when being intimate with someone?

3. What should a person wear to turn you on?

CONTESTANT 1

1 chocolate - delicious and always craving more

2 kissing is definitely important it’s the start and dealbreaker

3 smart and to be clean and love fragrances so a lovely aroma too please.

CONTESTANT 2

1.Ferrero Rocher because I'm sweet, indulgent and a little bit nutty.

2. Absolutely, I think without kissing you can't really connect with someone. It feels far more transactional than intimate. It's a must for me.

3. Honestly it's the person under the clothes that will turn me on but if I have to pick something it would have to be a well tailored suit.

CONTESTANT 3

1.Rum and raisins.It is flavour that once you try it ,you can't get enough.

2.Kissing is very important for intimacy.

It's a must.

3.Nice aftershave and Y front white briefs.Always white.

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By *enshun4Man 44 weeks ago

Cheshire

Some good answers going round

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By *stellaWoman 44 weeks ago

London

Love this!!

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago

This is brilliant

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 44 weeks ago

Essex

"In

Just a tiny bit late, Wonko x

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 44 weeks ago

Essex

AND GROUP 3

The ever marvellous NotSoPosh and her hands full with these 3. Good Luck my lovely

Questions

I really like theme parks, except the queuing, and enjoy a variety of rides. If you were a theme park ride, which one would you be and why?

I'm quite decent at DIY, and have a fairly extensive collection of random tools. If you could put one tool in my box, which would it be and why?

Most people assume that everyone likes cake, but I prefer a savoury snack. If you were to be a yummy treat for my mouth, what would you be and why?

CONTESTANT A

1. I would be the wall of death, because you would be pinned to the wall for a death defying ride

2. I would definitely be a hammer, because I’m at hand should you ever need to bang

3. I would be a Lindt chocolate, smooth and silky finished with a soft creamy treat

CONTESTANT B

If I was a theme park ride, I'd probably be the front row of the Nemesis. Although you may have to wait a little longer, I'm totally worth it! With the rest of the pack envying us, I'd have you in all sorts positions you didn't think were possible. A smooth, seemless thrill that will leave you waning more. Once you've ridden up top with me, there's no going back.

If I was a tool in your box, I'd be a wood chisel. Sharp, sleek and chiselled. But without you, I'm pretty useless.

However, me and you together with a nice piece of solid wood, I'm damn sure we could create something epic, that was built to last!

I like you, much prefer a savoury snack. If I was a savoury snack I'd be a bag of salty nuts. If you pick me tonight, I know after a couple of drinks, you'd have your hands all over me and my nuts in your mouth. But be be warned, I'm very moreish. Once you start, you won't want to stop until my bag is empty

CONTESTANT C

The Pirate Ship, it's usually the shortest queue and guaranteed to give you that butterflies feeling.

If I play into the obvious double entendre to this question it would be a watchmakers screwdriver set. Great when you're doing work on something small and delicate, need precision and control to get the job done.

Sea salt and cider vinegar kettle chips, salty, tangy, you always want more and one bag is never enough.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 44 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

These are brilliant already. Round of applause.

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands

I'll have to have a little read of these later

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 44 weeks ago

Essex

The next round is being picked by Wolvespair.

I’m wishing them the very best of luck.

Questions

What's your best chat up line?

2. What is your most cringy sexual experience

3. What would we do on our first date?

CONTESTANT A

1) Not to be boring but I don’t use chat up lines as from my experience they always never get you anywhere except a rolled eyebrow from the other person!

2) Not actually a cringy moment while having sex but had a fuck buddy for a while until she decided to tell her mum what we were up to right in front of me! Never been so embarrassed!

3) First date would be an escape room! Nothing better to break those first date nerves with a fun activity. Followed by a chilled out drink afterwards. That’s if you haven’t left in the escape room by then!

CONTESTANT 2

. I can't believe you never hurt yourself when you fell from heaven.

2. Being in my girlfriend's at the time living room ramming her senseless when her d*unken older brother walked in then tried to encourage us to carry on !

3. Go for a nice walk stopping off for a nice lunch and a cocktail or two.

CONTESTANT 3

1. I know a couple of cheesy chat up lines, but you deserve better. Care to chat?

2 A friend and I were going to have some fun after a club visit. We got chatting with a lady outside our hotel. My friend went in as I continued chatting. I messaged my friend asking if I should invite the lady to join us. She said yes and the lady finished her fag and came upstairs with me. She then proceeded to ramble on about all manner of shit in a very nonstop fashion for about an hour. It became very clear she had taken something and it kicked in as she got to our room. She eventually left and by that time we were both too knackered to do

3 We'd start by meeting in a nice bar, have a few drinks before moving on for a good meal of your choice. We would chat, laugh, with possibly a few gentle touches.

If the night was going well and we got on, and we wanted to move things to a more physical level, then possibly onto a swingers club or a more intimate evening in a hotel.

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By *educing_EmCouple 44 weeks ago

Tipperary

These are brilliant

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By *hriscooperMan 44 weeks ago

Warrington

What happens after they have answered the questions Cilla?

Amazing job by the way!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 44 weeks ago

Essex

"What happens after they have answered the questions Cilla?

Amazing job by the way!

Once everyone has chosen (after the slow pokes send their answers … HINT HINT)

I’ll do a thread 3 with the choices

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By *hriscooperMan 44 weeks ago

Warrington

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By *ussle SproutMan 44 weeks ago

the middle

I completely missed this part. Cracking job Misty! Thank you for the tremendous effort you have put in

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By *asty tatsyMan 44 weeks ago

london

Wowza you have been

Busy peaks, I take my hat off this is some work you’ve put in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Loving this so far!

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By *eyond PurityCouple 44 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Well done so far Misty

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By *olfandtazCouple 44 weeks ago

Bristol

Looks like a lot of paperwork lol

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By *ookie46Woman 44 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Fantastic job Misty

Look forward to the rest

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 44 weeks ago

Essex

"Looks like a lot of paperwork lol "

And I’m shit at admin

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By *damxxMan 44 weeks ago

London

Well done Misty, brilliant game. Intrigued who gets picked

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 44 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Hats off to Misty, this game is brilliant!

Is everyone else deciding who they would pick from the answers?

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By *edeWoman 44 weeks ago

the abyss

Sorry!! I've not been on Fab this afternoon

I shall get to it!!

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By *educing_EmCouple 44 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Hats off to Misty, this game is brilliant!

Is everyone else deciding who they would pick from the answers? "

Yes

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Hats off to Misty, this game is brilliant!

Is everyone else deciding who they would pick from the answers? "

Well yes, of course

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago

Misty, this is AMAZING!!

loving my picks, so hard to choose!!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 44 weeks ago

Essex

And next up is the beautiful Neonknife.

Questions

what's an opinion of yours that might get you cancelled?

what's your highest level of education?

how fast can you run 5k?

CONTESTANT A

I’m too nice so not a dick with a dick who treats a lady without respect as most girls don’t want a nice guy lol.

BTEC ONC in Electrical & Electronic Engineering. Dull I know lol.

3. In my teens & 20’s pretty fast. Now over an hour.

CONTESTANT B

1. Iv learnt as iv got older i keep my opinions and thoughts to myself , i used to be very vocal but nowadays just can’t be bothered with confrontation

2.no brain box here I’m afraid city n guilds qualified in painting & Decorating

3. Could run 5 k in just under 25 mins but no running for me as iv had a hip replacement so only gym for me now

CONTESTANT C

1) positive discrimination is condescending and goes against equal rights and opportunity...

2) BA Hons in International Business

3) running is my least favourite form of exercise so I really don't know what my time would be. I like to gym and do sprints instead. Got to find the exercise that works for you

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 44 weeks ago

Essex

And thanks for all the love, guys.

They said I was crazy….

… they were quite correct

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 44 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"Hats off to Misty, this game is brilliant!

Is everyone else deciding who they would pick from the answers?

Yes

Do you think Misty will reveal everyone’s name in the show finale ?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 44 weeks ago

Essex

"Hats off to Misty, this game is brilliant!

Is everyone else deciding who they would pick from the answers?

Yes

Do you think Misty will reveal everyone’s name in the show finale ? "

All will be revealed.

I shall even host the final, naked

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By *edeWoman 44 weeks ago

the abyss

"Hats off to Misty, this game is brilliant!

Is everyone else deciding who they would pick from the answers?

Yes

Do you think Misty will reveal everyone’s name in the show finale ?

All will be revealed.

I shall even host the final, naked

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 44 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I shall even host the final, naked

I’d watch that. ^

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 44 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"Hats off to Misty, this game is brilliant!

Is everyone else deciding who they would pick from the answers?

Yes

Do you think Misty will reveal everyone’s name in the show finale ?

All will be revealed.

I shall even host the final, naked

Not even a strategically placed upside down pineapple?

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago

C'mon guys, who would you pick? M

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By *olfandtazCouple 44 weeks ago

Bristol

"Hats off to Misty, this game is brilliant!

Is everyone else deciding who they would pick from the answers?

Yes

Do you think Misty will reveal everyone’s name in the show finale ?

All will be revealed.

I shall even host the final, naked

We would watch that

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 44 weeks ago

Next Door

Lots of great questions and answers.

Well done Misty for sorting this out.

Looking forward to the naked final,

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 44 weeks ago

Essex

Now it’s time for a lorra lorra laughs. The next contestant to pick is the one and only GrumpyMcFuckNugget …

Questions

If we went on a date to a funfair what's the first ride you'd take me on and why

2.. If you were to cook dinner for me what would it be and why

3.. What would your role be in a Zombie Apocalypse

CONTESTANT A

So hello there I’m (redacted)to be honest I’m not the biggest fan of funfairs so for me it would have to be summit like the hook a duck but then you would at least get to see how good I am with my hands and come on every lady love to leave the funfair with that big cuddle teddy

I would cook you a full English because my me it’s heart mesl and never fails to keep you going all day

And number 3 has really got me cause I’m not into zombie films but I’m sure as soon as I get to meet you I’ll be like a zombie

CONTESTANT B

1. The log flume. Because it'll hide the fact you're already getting wet. Plus everyone likes a shower with their meet, right?

2. Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets, nestled in a forest of rocket leaves with a sweet chilli sauce lake, served on my body for you to eat hands free.

3. I'd be the hunter gatherer. Doing road trips for essential supplies such as food, water, ice cream, massage oil, batteries, sex toy cleaner and comfy throw cushions. And puppies. All the puppies.

CONTESTANT C

1... I'd take you on the twister because I'd like to get into a spin with you

2. Roast dinner with all the trimmings to give you lots of energy for later on

3 I would be the helpless secretary waiting for you to rescue me

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago

"C'mon guys, who would you pick? M"

A. No B!!! No maybe C.

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By *tsOnlyMe1980Man 44 weeks ago

derby

Oh no. I’ve missed this!

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By *ookie46Woman 44 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"C'mon guys, who would you pick? M

A. No B!!! No maybe C.

Here’s our graham for a recap - said in my best Cilla voice

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By *cottish guy 555Man 44 weeks ago

London

This is so wonderfully presented. I can't imagine the hassle this would have been to compile for the forums.

Looking forward to the naked finale.

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By *otSoPoshWoman 44 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hats off to Misty, this game is brilliant!

Is everyone else deciding who they would pick from the answers?

Yes

Do you think Misty will reveal everyone’s name in the show finale ?

All will be revealed.

I shall even host the final, naked

You post everything naked. In my head

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 44 weeks ago

Essex

"Hats off to Misty, this game is brilliant!

Is everyone else deciding who they would pick from the answers?

Yes

Do you think Misty will reveal everyone’s name in the show finale ?

All will be revealed.

I shall even host the final, naked

You post everything naked. In my head

99% of the time this is true

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By *otSoPoshWoman 44 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hats off to Misty, this game is brilliant!

Is everyone else deciding who they would pick from the answers?

Yes

Do you think Misty will reveal everyone’s name in the show finale ?

All will be revealed.

I shall even host the final, naked

You post everything naked. In my head

99% of the time this is true "

And the 1% you're at work?

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By *edeWoman 44 weeks ago

the abyss

"Hats off to Misty, this game is brilliant!

Is everyone else deciding who they would pick from the answers?

Yes

Do you think Misty will reveal everyone’s name in the show finale ?

All will be revealed.

I shall even host the final, naked

You post everything naked. In my head

99% of the time this is true

And the 1% you're at work?"

Or on the way home from work maybe?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 44 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I can say, for the record, that I *have* seen Misty with her clothes on.

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By *edeWoman 44 weeks ago

the abyss

"I can say, for the record, that I *have* seen Misty with her clothes on. "

Blasphemy!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I love that this has become a thread about Misty naked!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 44 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Blasphemy!!"

I mean, I’ve seen her without ’em too …

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By *edeWoman 44 weeks ago

the abyss

"Blasphemy!!

I mean, I’ve seen her without ’em too …"

Balance is restored. Now go take a long hard look at yourself!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 44 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Heh. You said ‘long and hard’.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 44 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Misty, this has been the best thing to hit the forums since I've been here (c.1984). Fantastic. Glad to see you're doing it regularly

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By *edeWoman 44 weeks ago

the abyss

"Heh. You said ‘long and hard’.

It's what I'm craving, what can I say?

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands

When's the big reveal?

I need to know if I'm getting a meal for 1 or 2

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 44 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Oops I bumped the wrong thread

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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago

west midlands

"Oops I bumped the wrong thread

I know I just told you off on there!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 44 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oops I bumped the wrong thread

I know I just told you off on there!

In my defence I've been in the pub since 3pm oops

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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago

west midlands

"Oops I bumped the wrong thread

I know I just told you off on there!

In my defence I've been in the pub since 3pm oops

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By *eyond PurityCouple 43 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Must be saving the best til last

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By *ife NinjaMan 43 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Hats off to Misty, this game is brilliant!

Is everyone else deciding who they would pick from the answers?

Yes

Do you think Misty will reveal everyone’s name in the show finale ?

All will be revealed.

I shall even host the final, naked

This last line is heaven

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

"When's the big reveal?

I need to know if I'm getting a meal for 1 or 2"

69?

Meal for 2

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

"I love that this has become a thread about Misty naked!

I leave for a few hours to have an actual life …

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

How many more to go Misty. This is fun.

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By *he Gentleman 84Man 43 weeks ago

North East

Missed this dog!

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By *att71Man 43 weeks ago

Bristol

a proper giggle this, the questions really made me think of what to answr lol

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

"Missed this dog! "

Wassup G?

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

Such a great game

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

"How many more to go Misty. This is fun.

A few. There are 86 participants….

Assuming everyone sees it through..

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By *olfandtazCouple 43 weeks ago

Bristol

"How many more to go Misty. This is fun.

A few. There are 86 participants….

Assuming everyone sees it through..

We will see it through lol

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By *stellaWoman 43 weeks ago

London

"How many more to go Misty. This is fun.

A few. There are 86 participants….

Assuming everyone sees it through..

Blooming heck! Top work by you.

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By *eyond PurityCouple 43 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Wow, 86…that’s been some effort…well done

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By *ookie46Woman 43 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"How many more to go Misty. This is fun.

A few. There are 86 participants….

Assuming everyone sees it through..

If they don’t you could always put the pickers questions up in here anyway

And 86 participants is almost a full job for you there!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman 43 weeks ago

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Aw so gutted to have missed the first thread, what a creative idea OP! I can imagine it’s a lot of work so good luck!

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

"How many more to go Misty. This is fun.

A few. There are 86 participants….

Assuming everyone sees it through..

no wonder that show ran for years!

This could be you every weekend for the next 8weeks.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

"How many more to go Misty. This is fun.

A few. There are 86 participants….

Assuming everyone sees it through..

no wonder that show ran for years!

This could be you every weekend for the next 8weeks.

Absolutely bloody not!!!

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By *issBellaWoman 43 weeks ago

Wales

"How many more to go Misty. This is fun.

A few. There are 86 participants….

Assuming everyone sees it through..

no wonder that show ran for years!

This could be you every weekend for the next 8weeks.

Absolutely bloody not!!!

Hats off to you for organising this one, great work

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By *olvespairCouple 43 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Misty - you really are a legend! We've really enjoyed taking part!

Roll on the naked final

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 43 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

These have been great. I keep coming back to the thread hoping more Q&As have been posted.

And for some reason I’m now really invested in this idea of a Blind Date x Naked Attraction mashup of a grand final.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 43 weeks ago

Southampton

"These have been great. I keep coming back to the thread hoping more Q&As have been posted.

And for some reason I’m now really invested in this idea of a Blind Date x Naked Attraction mashup of a grand final."

Naked date? Blind attraction?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

As if I don’t have enough to do…

I now need a new profile picture

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By *agneto.Man 43 weeks ago

Bham

"How many more to go Misty. This is fun.

A few. There are 86 participants….

Assuming everyone sees it through..

no wonder that show ran for years!

This could be you every weekend for the next 8weeks.

Absolutely bloody not!!!

Hats off to you for organising this one, great work

Hats ON you mean... when Misty has her first blind date wedding.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

"How many more to go Misty. This is fun.

A few. There are 86 participants….

Assuming everyone sees it through..

no wonder that show ran for years!

This could be you every weekend for the next 8weeks.

Absolutely bloody not!!!

Hats off to you for organising this one, great work

Hats ON you mean... when Misty has her first blind date wedding. "

Naked wedding?

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By *agneto.Man 43 weeks ago

Bham

"How many more to go Misty. This is fun.

A few. There are 86 participants….

Assuming everyone sees it through..

no wonder that show ran for years!

This could be you every weekend for the next 8weeks.

Absolutely bloody not!!!

Hats off to you for organising this one, great work

Hats ON you mean... when Misty has her first blind date wedding.

Naked wedding?"

If that's how you roll. Reception is gonna get messy.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

So the wonderful Cookie needs to not “crumble” under the pressure of a choice….

1) If you were a cocktail what would you be called and what ingredients would you use to make it?

2) if there was a Fab version of mastermind what would your specialist subject be?

3) Whats the most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of someone else?

CONTESTANT A

1) Cougar libre. I'm not sure what ingredients specifically, but it would be sweet, and heavily targeted towards women interested in a men of a certain age

2) That'd depend on the type of show it was. For the vanilla kind, naughties films, for the less vanilla kind, reasons why cunnilingus is the best

3) a faulty bathroom door lock led to someone walking in on me peeing

CONTESTANT 2

1 I’m going for a real cocktail called the Buttery or Slippery Nipple! Sambuca and Baileys. Sounds a warm pre sex drink or perhaps something to be actually licked off a nipple!

2 probably a history of funny stories in swinging which I have experienced or been told about

3 Easiest question…..I was 19 and casually seeing a girl called Lorna who was a couple of years older. We were quite young and constantly horny (little had changed there for me!) We used to fuck in each others parents houses during the day if they were out working or at night if I could get a hotel room in the hotel I was working in at the time.

One night she pitches up about 11pm as I was finishing up after a bit of a crappy day basically wanting a quick fuck before heading home. The hotel was full so we decided to head of in my car to a quiet local car park we knew. We fucked but I hadn’t cum so she started sucking me on the front seats. Now Lorna was up for most things and quite happy to let me cum in her mouth but never swallowed. It’s a warm summers night….windows open, her head in my lap and me with my eyes closed on the verge of coming.

As I cum I let out a loud grown open my eyes and look straight at a woman police officer! ‘Oh shit ‘ I say as Lorna brings up her head with a mouthful of cum. We look at each other and she gives me a filthy look and swallows! We then got half a bollocking but mostly it was piss taking from the cops.

Worse thing was the female cop was the elder sister of a mate so everyone found out about it. Best thing was Lorna decided swallowing was actually ok!!

CONTESTANT C

1- The “name removed by host” is a great name for a cocktail - small shots of Sailor Jerry spiced rum (for spiciness), Bailey’s (for the cream) and absinthe (for you to loose your mind) - served in a tall glass and mixed with red bull so you are up all night.

2- Face obscuring techniques for videos a photos (2020 - 2024)

The variety of these used on Fab is incredible! But actually we all really want to see each other!

3- Been naked on the beach in Spain - the giggling from two girls next to me let me know what they thought of me naked. But the embarrassment was actually delicious!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

Oooh let’s see who McLovin2 decides to give his McLovin to…

Questions

1) tell me a random fact about you

2) what is the most embarrassing thing that happened to you

3) tell me something that you are proud of

CONTESTANT A

Random fact I grew up a naturist

I was mistaken in tesco que for being pregnant! Asked when the baby due? I said I'm just fat! I did laugh about that !

I'm proud that I've got to this age ha ha! X

CONTESTANT B

1) I belong to the sea

2) My friends brother having to come and find me to go home after a late night party and finding me with a guy and my pants down in a dark area. Although I think he was more embarrassed

3) the way I take anal

CONTESTANT C

1) I have a double jointed thumb.

2) I once fell over a marble step in a busy bar. Lost my dignity, flashed my knickers, broke 2 ribs, but held on to my drink.

3) My ability to remain absolutely clueless to things going on around me.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

Oooh they’re coming in like buses…. Fun2Essex should have fun choosing from these absolute corkers

Questions

1) Which is better: makeup sex or breakup sex?

2) What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

3) would you be more scared of: skinny-dipping at a public beach or wearing a snowsuit on a nude beach?

CONTESTANT A

Id love make up sex..as i could really show my girl what shes been missing !!

My worst date was an arranged one with a girl who'd hardly give eye contact and we didnt share anything..

I love skinny dipping..any where..iove showing my fit body off

I have a snowsuit as i Ski..but no not on a nude beach...id rather have it out...dangling !!

CONTESTANT B

1 Break up - knowing its most prob gonna be the last time, makes it all the more enjoyable and in my experience a bit more adventerous because of that.

2 To be honest I havent got any real stories about a bad date. Closest has to be a one night stand after a very d*unken night. Ended up back at mine as u do and ended in the bedroom and passing out after some naked fumbling between the sheets.Next morning woke to a scene from a slasher movie. Where i thought i had just got her soaking wet because i was so good in bed, turned out her period had started during our d*unken fumblings. As you can expect she showered and made a quick wxit never to heard from again.

3 As uncomfortable being on a nudist beach in a snow suit i would have to say getting naked on a public beach woulf be far scarier. The thought of stripping down infront of a beach full of families sound far more terrifying.

CONTESTANT C

Question 1.

Both makeup and breakup sex are intense, and have plusses (and minuses) - my vote narrowly goes to makeup sex - because I'm generally optimistic, and there's the prospect of a new start.

Question 2.

Well there are two!

Date a)

The first lady was introduced to me via a workmate; plus point - she was a very attractive woman - but didn't she know it! She was vain and egotistical, with very little to offer in terms of conversation - and spent most of the evening taking pouty selfies of herself!

Date b)

Have you ever thought you knew someone - but they proved your initial perception wrong? The lady in question used to cut my hair! We shared a similar taste in music, and always got on, and when my ex wife and I finally parted, I asked her if she would like to accompany me to a gig. She accepted, and I picked her up in my car.

It was a cold, frosty evening - and she complained about the weather, when we got to the gig, she complained at the driver of a car who had left his engine running whilst he dropped his passengers off, she complained that the venue didn't serve coffee, she complained at the acoustics during the gig - and that the ceiling was too low, she complained at people talking during the gig (having said that, I dislike people talking during a performance too).

After the gig, I tried to make conversation with her about her travels (she'd recently been to Australia) - she complained about Australians in general and them being unpleasant people. By this point I had had quite enough, my responses were monosyllabic - and I suggested that we go home. The journey home was frosty - in both senses of the word, and I dropped her off at her house. She then unbelievably suggested that I might like to take her out again! I (rather impolitely) laughed - and said something like "I'm sure our paths will cross"

Question 3.

Undoubtedly I'd be more scared of wearing a snowsuit at a nude beach - well not scared exactly, but I don't like being too hot. Skinny dipping at a public beach does pose its own problems - especially if there are young people about, and I have no desire to be arrested for public indecency - although I have swum naked in the sea at quiet times / places.

I could tell you about a hilarious swinging experience - with a couple - unbeknown to me, his mother (with dementia as I later learned) was in the next room - and it put something of a dampener on proceedings when she banged on the wall and shouted to keep the bloody noise down!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

As I’m sure you can guess there were a lorra lorra males entered (oo-er). So I asked a couple of my ladies to “double up” as it were.

The beautiful NotSoPosh has overcome her massive shyness to help me with this task

questions

I really like theme parks, except the queuing, and enjoy a variety of rides. If you were a theme park ride, which one would you be and why?

I'm quite decent at DIY, and have a fairly extensive collection of random tools. If you could put one tool in my box, which would it be and why?

Most people assume that everyone likes cake, but I prefer a savoury snack. If you were to be a yummy treat for my mouth, what would you be and why?

CONTESTANT 1

Q1. I would be the waltzers, as soon as you are ready, hold on! I will take your head and body for a spin, and remember to scream if you want to go faster…

Q2. I would be a hammer. Picking the right one is important, as I will feel perfect when you wrap your fingers around and take a firm grip and you start swinging with me. And don’t forget, I’m the first tool you should always slide into your box…

Q3. I would be a warm cheesy jalapeños popper. A hot spicy tantalising fulfilment in you mouth, leaving you with a small hot sweat and yearning for another irresistible bite.

CONTESTANT 2

Everyone knows that size matters at a theme park and I would make sure you had a VIP pass for the biggest rollercoaster around. If you have never ridden a big one before then I would make sure that I start slow and gently but when you are fully strapped in then I will take you for a full on ride that will leave you gasping for breath and begging for more.

I am a good DIYer myself and like nothing more than getting my shirt off on a hot day and getting to grips with a ladies toolbox. If you only have a hammer then everything looks like it needs to be banged in. If you only have a screw driver then that’s all you can manage. If you have lots of different needs then you need a well built, muscular multi tool that you know will help in all the situations you find yourself. Girthy to make sure you have a good grip when needed, it will have a decent length to make sure all those places that need to be reached can be. Designed to take your breath away, you will be left speechless at its versatility

I am a great chef and have lived all over the world so I have learnt how to overload your senses with all sorts of exotic tastes. Being a good cook is about being delicate with your hands and caressing with your tongue. I have found that ladies often want to end the evening with a snack and I like to shake things up by ending with a savoury amuse bouche rather than starting with one. I love making animal shapes and I would make sure that you had a snack of hand made Nduja and a cat shaped pastry of salty Thai coconut cream because every lady loves to end the evening with a spicy sausage and a pussy full of cream.

CONTESTANT 3

1. I think I would be like a lazy river, a gentle ride that builds in excitement but still has a high thrill level, and an element of the unknown, with a guarantee you will be wet at the end of the ride and smiling from ear to ear.

2. I think most people need a variable speed, cordless impact driver in their box these days. Being cordless, I have lost a few pounds and can be taken anywhere with you, and having a drill bit that can twist as well as hammer home is a big advantage.

3. I would to be a traditional pancake but stuffed with Brie cheese and crispy bacon. A very easy meal to whip up and it can be a lot of fun when you toss me in the kitchen, and when you put me in your mouth for the first time and the gooey centre just oozes out, you'll just know you'll want to toss a few more up to taste again.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

Let’s hope LONGLEGGEDBLONDE doesn’t need too *long* to pick one of these delights

Questions

If we were to have a 3some, who would you like to be 3rd? Please add fab name and it can be male or female

When was your last wet dream, can you remember what the dream was about?

If I am on your hotlist or friend list, and I pick you, what are we doing on this fab date?

CONTESTANT A

Answer 1. Vanilla Switch

Answer 2. About 20 years ago. Surrane Jones in a hot tub

Answer 3. We'll go to a comedy club for a damn good laugh

CONTESTANT B

yes i would like to be

wet dream ooh i can’t remember

have All kinds of fun outside go somewhere nice and later have all naughty fun together too to fulfill each other desires

CONTESTANT C

1 : hornycouga

2 : been a couple years & probably about a work collegue

3: escape room or both get tattoos

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

let’s hope that when **average hot** makes his choice, that the date is hot and well above average

QUESTION 1. Some people say I'm a little fruity. If u were a fruit what fruit would u be?

Question 2 I'm an absolute cracker so when I find u next to me on the board what cheese would u be.

Question 3 my friends describe me as a little bit waaaay and a little bit woooo. What annoying 90s comedy catchphrase would u use to describe yourself xx

CONTESTANT 1

QUESTION 1.

Ans. I would be a fruit salad, very fruity and full of flavour.

Question 2

Ans. Edam, because everytime I got on top of you, thats what you would say, E Dam!!

Question 3

Ans. Does my bum look big in this?

CONTESTANT 2

Question 1

Well Cilla er sorry, Misty, being a big fruit lover I’d consider myself a mangosteen. Some might say round, wrinkly and red but I would say a bit unusual, unconventionally appealing to the eye and orgasmic on the tongue. And red.

Question 2

Just call me double your cheese, as I don’t actually eat the stuff so you can have my portion. But to answer the question,

Mozzarella, round soft and squishy (like a booby), it’s so wet when you get it and it goes with everything

Question 3

“Vic, I’ve fallen!” Being neurospicy I like to embellish my appearing with mystery bruises - decorated for your enjoyment

CONTESTANT 3

Question 1.

Well my favourite fruit is a raspberry, jucy, sweet, and much like me pairs well with a something fizzy.

Question 2

Baked Camembert, creamy, perfect for dipping and and just so comforting.

Question 3.

"I don't belive it!" though unlike Victor Meldrew, I'm lovely

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

Due to unforeseen circumstances ChrisCooper only has 2 contestants to choose from. But they are absolute corkers

Questions

If you were an animal, what would you be and why?

2. What would you say your 3 favourite things are sexually?

3. What would you say your own top 3 personality traits would be?

CONTESTANT 1

F-dolphin/eagle M-tiger

Mf Doggy dp dvp

Honesty friendly open

CONTESTANT 2

Dolphin, because they are playful and cute

Blow jobs, getting spanked and anal play.

Chilled, social and resilience

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By *agneto.Man 43 weeks ago

Bham

Dolphins are not playful and cute!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

"Dolphins are not playful and cute! "

Stop watching The Simpsons - it is not a documentary

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By *agneto.Man 43 weeks ago

Bham

"Dolphins are not playful and cute!

Stop watching The Simpsons - it is not a documentary

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

BEYONDPURITY are up next. Picking from some stunners. I’ll take what you don’t want

Questions

If you could drop everything right now and travel, where would you go?

What’s something people might find surprising about you?

What’s your ideal sexy date?

CONTESTANT 1

1 I would travel to Canada and back pack all around it.

2 I was in braveheart and Rob Roy and saving private Ryan and sung in front of 5000 people in serbia for St Patrick's day

3 if you have a accent I'll love you forever x

CONTESTANT 2

That’s an easy one, I would go bali. It’s a peaceful very exotic and culteral place

Surprising about me is quite a broad question, but I would say that in person I’m a very friendly and bubbly person.

My ideal sexy date would be if we are talking just sexy.

A cuppa tea first of course, then a very sensual massage like tantric style

Body to body movements until we get to a peak level and can’t resist giving into eachother

CONTESTANT 3

1. I would travel anywhere with a warm climate and a tranquil, peaceful setting and beach.

2. Surprising fact….my pfp represents me not being a big talker but more of a listener until I can read a person enough to want to open up

3. Sexy date….I’m more a traditionalist.

Nice country pub, rural setting, hotel adjoined

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By *eliWoman 43 weeks ago

You're an absolute gem Misty, looking forward to this becoming a recurring thing.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

"You're an absolute gem Misty, looking forward to this becoming a recurring thing.

I need coffee and food bringing to me if I do it again.

And back rubs.

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

"You're an absolute gem Misty, looking forward to this becoming a recurring thing.

I need coffee and food bringing to me if I do it again.

And back rubs."

* I will offer the back rub

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By *stellaWoman 43 weeks ago

London

These answers are cracking! Misty you deserve those back rubs!

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By *omCoyoteMan 43 weeks ago

Northern England

Bravo Misty!

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By *asty tatsyMan 43 weeks ago

london

You been busy misty im really

Enjoying reading these

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By *cottish guy 555Man 43 weeks ago

London

"You're an absolute gem Misty, looking forward to this becoming a recurring thing.

I need coffee and food bringing to me if I do it again.

And back rubs."

Me! Me! Me! I've got hands. Just saying. It's no big deal.

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By *inkster seekingMan 43 weeks ago

Ponty

This is brilliant reading

Thanks for doing this Misty. Xx

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By *entInEssexMan 43 weeks ago

Grays

"As if I don’t have enough to do…

I now need a new profile picture

More than happy to assist with any photography Misty if you’re posing naked?

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By *X2019Man 43 weeks ago

Newcastle

This thread makes fun reading haha, great idea

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

This has been brilliant.

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By *bi HaiveMan 43 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Will those not picked be chucked in a bargain bin for anyone else to select as leftovers?

Asking for.........

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By *hriscooperMan 43 weeks ago

Warrington

What happens to the ones that actually get picked then?

Are we off to Cilla version of Fernando's? Haha

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

"Will those not picked be chucked in a bargain bin for anyone else to select as leftovers?

Asking for.........

They go into my basement for when I’m bored

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By *ife NinjaMan 43 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Will those not picked be chucked in a bargain bin for anyone else to select as leftovers?

Asking for.........

They go into my basement for when I’m bored

Bonus win

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

Now. Our very own FIDDLESTICKS has some choices to make.

Questions

Q1 Now I like to spend lots of time in the countryside. How would you convince me to give you the keys to my Combine Harvester.

Q2 If the world was to end tomorrow what would we have for dinner tonight.

Q3 This is of course blind date, tell me what type of guy you are hoping to find behind the screen.

CONTESTANT A

1. I will lift my pink gingham dress teasingly just enough to show you my favourite lingerie underneath. Then kiss you slowly, building to more hungry kisses. And then stop and ask for the keys.

2. If the world's ending tomorrow, can we go for something light? I'm thinking Welsh rarebit. I'm sure there are much better ways to spend the last night of our lives.

3. I'm hoping for someone with a sense of humour that loves to be teased and enjoys kissing.

CONTESTANT B

A1: We’ll with these rough, strong and masterful hands I’d soon convince you and be able to have your harvester running as sweet as a nut and purring like a kitten, ready to harvest those sown oats better then ever before.

A2: Well if it my last meal then it would have to be the most exquisite I’d most desired so…. That would have to be you lying naked, covered in chocolate sauce and whipped cream.

A3: more than anything I like to find someone I connect with, is flirty, sexy, funny and shares my passion for adventure and love to explore each of our desires.

CONTESTANT B

1. Give me the keys and I will use the harvester to write your initials inside a giant heart in a field of maize - you'll need a hel 1. Give me the keys and I will use the harvester to write your initials inside a giant heart in a field of maize - you'll need a helicopter to see then though.

2. If world was ending tomorrow thought we'd be better eating each other

3. Someone with their own hair and teeth ?? icopter to see then though.

2. If world was ending tomorrow thought we'd be better eating each other

3. Someone with their own hair and teeth ??

CONTESTANT C

1. Give me the keys and I will use the harvester to write your initials inside a giant heart in a field of maize - you'll need a helicopter to see then though.

2. If world was ending tomorrow thought we'd be better eating each other

3. Someone with their own hair and teeth ??

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

Now some old bag called MISTYPEAKS was pulled into the game due to “stuff”.

I have been likened to a Labrador puppy. Which dog would you compare yourself to and why.

I would like our date to be fun, exciting and full of a lorra lorra laughs. Where are we going?

What are we having for breakfast? And where are we having it?

CONTESTANT 1

Sounds like you might need a good stroking, which I'd be up for, but I'd compare myself to a mongrel, cheap, a bit scruffy, loyal, and will hump your leg like there's no tomorrow.

Well if it's a lorra lorra laughs you're after we'll go to the comedy club. They say the way to a woman's knickers is to make her laugh, so I'll let the comedians do all the hard work and then reap the rewards at the end of the night myself.

Well I'll be having you for breakfast! But I'm sure I can rustle you up some sausage or something. Breakfast in bed of course.

CONTESTANT 2

I would definitely be a Rottweiler- Loyal, energetic, athletic and packs a punch when required.

Firstly, we’re going bowling, followed by some nice food and a bottle of wine, maybe move onto the shorts and get to know one another!

Eggs Benedict with Crispy bacon! That all depends, are we waking up at mine or yours? A nice bistro somewhere, accompanied bye, a freshly brewed coffee.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 43 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"Now. Our very own FIDDLESTICKS has some choices to make.

Questions

Q1 Now I like to spend lots of time in the countryside. How would you convince me to give you the keys to my Combine Harvester."

When you get a cultural reference and want to write your own answer from the lyrics

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

Brilliant Misty, can't believe you found time for this

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

And as before I’ve had to pull in a willing female to help with numbers…

You don’t get more willing than MIDNIGHT for numbers

1. What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?

2. What are the top 5 things you would take with you in a zombie outbreak?

3. If your life were the “expectations vs reality” meme, what would the two pictures in the meme be?

CONTESTANT A

1) split my frenulum (banjo string) having a wank when I was 12. Blood was everywhere and my mum took me to the hospital

2) a machete, condoms, food, drinks, matches

3) a grand piece of furniture vs an ikea flat pack out of the box

CONTESTANT B

A. Stuck my foot through a £½ million Pablo Picasso painting, with the whole of the Modern-European picture department looking at me...and then laughing

B. Top five things to take: 1. a zombie mask/outfit, to fit in with the zombie crowd. 2. three pairs of shoes and one cologne.

C. The first picture would be of a Champagne bottle, the second would be of a can of cheap lemonade.

CONTESTANT C

1. What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?

Probably being stripped stark bolock naked by a group of girls on stage in a busy bar

2. What are the top 5 things you would take with you in a zombie outbreak?

Big truck with bull bars, baseball bat, condoms, snacks and someone who can’t run as fast as me!

3. If your life were the “expectations vs reality” meme, what would the two pictures in the meme be?

Super yacht & a leaky dinghy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 43 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Some of these are excellent haha ..

Cheers for doing this Misty

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By *asty tatsyMan 43 weeks ago

london

Midnight get 2 lots

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

"Midnight get 2 lots

Pussy privilege remember .

There were no gents jumping into help with the ratios…..

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By *he Forum Thread KillerMan 43 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

"Midnight get 2 lots

Greedy girls

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By *asty tatsyMan 43 weeks ago

london

"Midnight get 2 lots

Greedy girls

Is that a promise

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By *cLovin2Man 43 weeks ago

Reading

"You're an absolute gem Misty, looking forward to this becoming a recurring thing.

I need coffee and food bringing to me if I do it again.

And back rubs."

I owe you a backrub, and I do great backrubs according to my fwb.

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By *iddlesticksMan 43 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Blinding thread Misty.

Thanks for your hard work and for those taking part.

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By *bi HaiveMan 43 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

There seems to be a lot of questions about zombie apocalypses.....

Is there something people know that I'm unaware of?

Should I be panic buying bog roll, tins of beans and raiding the middle aisle at Aldi for nail guns, broom handles and pointy things?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 43 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I think Misty’s now in the ‘Goddammit, I can’t finish this until the last few players reply’ stage of the programme … So it might by Misty’s wrath people need to watch out for, rather than zombie attacks!

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By *rishman75Man 43 weeks ago

Chessington/epsom

thank you misty xx

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

"There seems to be a lot of questions about zombie apocalypses.....

Is there something people know that I'm unaware of?

Should I be panic buying bog roll, tins of beans and raiding the middle aisle at Aldi for nail guns, broom handles and pointy things?

Midnight notes *bog roll, beans, nail guns, broom handles & pointy things*

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

I love the fact when shit hits the fan, people grab CONDOMS.

I might be fighting for survival, but if I get lucky on Friday night!!!….

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 43 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I love the fact when shit hits the fan, people grab CONDOMS.

I might be fighting for survival, but if I get lucky on Friday night!!!…."

Purely for their water carrying capability

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By *aizyWoman 43 weeks ago

west midlands

"I love the fact when shit hits the fan, people grab CONDOMS.

I might be fighting for survival, but if I get lucky on Friday night!!!….

Purely for their water carrying capability

And you can use them as water bombs, throw em at the zombies!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 43 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I love the fact when shit hits the fan, people grab CONDOMS.

I might be fighting for survival, but if I get lucky on Friday night!!!….

Purely for their water carrying capability

And you can use them as water bombs, throw em at the zombies!"

Fuck that, there will still be Jehovah's witnesses and shit bags knocking your door, even during a ZO. #maintainyourammo

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By *bi HaiveMan 43 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I love the fact when shit hits the fan, people grab CONDOMS.

I might be fighting for survival, but if I get lucky on Friday night!!!….

Purely for their water carrying capability

Surely someone has to repopulate the species though.......

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 43 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I love the fact when shit hits the fan, people grab CONDOMS.

I might be fighting for survival, but if I get lucky on Friday night!!!….

Purely for their water carrying capability

Surely someone has to repopulate the species though.......

Or create a new type. There must be hot zombies?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

"I think Misty’s now in the ‘Goddammit, I can’t finish this until the last few players reply’ stage of the programme … So it might by Misty’s wrath people need to watch out for, rather than zombie attacks!"

Pretty much

I should be wrapping up soon guys.

Bear with me.

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

"I love the fact when shit hits the fan, people grab CONDOMS.

I might be fighting for survival, but if I get lucky on Friday night!!!…."

Haha.. Darwins selection!

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By *entInEssexMan 43 weeks ago

Grays

Wrapping up Xmas presents? Mines a big load of nakedness please

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 43 weeks ago

Southampton

Pretty much

I should be wrapping up soon guys.

Bear with me. "

Ooh I'm getting excited now lol

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By *att71Man 43 weeks ago

Bristol

Pretty much

I should be wrapping up soon guys.

Bear with me. "

bearing with bearing with....do we get a run down with the music as well?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

Could someone tella ESTELLA to come choose her fella

Questions

1. People say I'm quite fruity - if you were a fruit, what kind of a fruit would you be and why?

2. If you were a combination of three celebrities, who would you be and why?

3. I’m a fan of films, love a good movie. If you were to sum up you, what movie best represents you, your life and your way of being?

CONTESTANT A

If I was a fruit I’d be a smoothie. All the tastiness, none of the hassle, and it’s easy to get me inside you.

If I was a three-celebrity combo I think I’d have the energy of Brucey, the the romanticism of Meli, and the straightforwardness of MrsMisty. You did mean forum celebrities, right?

This last one’s tricky, but if I was a movie maybe I’d be Everything Everywhere All At Once. You’ve no idea what the fuck is going on, but afterwards you feel weirdly satisfied, quite emotional, and you can’t stop smiling.

CONTESTANT B

1. A black diamond apple a common fruit but a rare variety a bit different and very sweet but dark and mysterious

2. Jeff goldboom , Sean bean and Matt smith

Because I have An eccentric fun flair , proud to be northern and quite British traditional and been told I look like Matt smith

3. A movie I'm not sure of one I have had comedy , tragedy, romance , beating adversity and more in my life I'm like the most exciting film you haven't seen or enjoyed yet

CONTESTANT C

1. I would be a juicy watermelon as they refreshing and sweet just like me

2. I would be a mix of Chris Hemsworth because of his charisma and body, Ryan Reynolds because of his wit and humour and Robert Downey Jr for his smoothness

3. It would be in pursuit of happiness as its an inspiring story because will smiths character faces challenges and never gives up on his dreams

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

Ok contestants…. Good luck as you have been answering our Queen of Words - the beautiful MELI. Do you have what it takes to wow her?

Questions

Friday nights can be a bit boring... how would you spice up my night?

I'm a bit of an adrenaline junkie - fast cars for one. How would you get my heart racing?

I always loved English at school - if you were a subject, what would you be and why?

CONTESTANT A

As I am very tactile some gentle sensation play, with feathers and fur, heat and ice seems a good place to start.

After my first kiss, fast cars and such will seen quite tame

I would be french, the language of love and passion.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir

CONTESTANT B

FRIDAY NIGHTS ARE FOR FOOD AND FUN

NOT REALLY A CAR GUY BUT IF YOU GOT ON THE BACK OF A BIKE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE EVER FELT ADRENALINE LIKE IT!

PE I LIKE GETTING ME KIT OFF HAHA!

CONTESTANT C

1. I love a bit of spice so a gorgeous Indian meal followed by something even hotter in my bed. Who doesn't love an electric blanket lol.

2. For the ultimate adrenaline rush, how about a naked tandem free fall strapped to me. I might even let you pull on my rip chord.

3. If I was a subject it would have to be physical education because I love to get physical with you.

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By *stellaWoman 43 weeks ago

London

Ooooooh la la! Those answers are fabulous!!

How do we do our choosing? Do we notify you Misty? Thank you by the way, this is so much fun!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

"Ooooooh la la! Those answers are fabulous!!

How do we do our choosing? Do we notify you Misty? Thank you by the way, this is so much fun! "

Yes please DM/PM me your choices xx

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

Someone is going to be hunted down by the horniest of cougars … HORNYCOUGA

For our social, we meet as yours for cocktails. What are you shaking up for me? And what are you sticking in my glass?

Sorry - but I'm probably going to be jet lagged when we meet. How will you stop me from falling asleep face down in your lap?

Cocktails downed, I'm still awake. Time for nosh. What are you eating?

CONTESTANT A

My milkshake usually brings all the girls to the yard, but for you it's a special evening, and a special evening deserves 'Snake Coffee'. A recipe I used to have on the Middle East...

Take a long wine glass, coat the inside with cara_elised sugar twisting the glass as I pour, maintaining passionate eye contact (and trying not to let the hot sugar burn my fingers).I then speak loving words in Arabic as I pour in the coffee and liqueur (blissfully aware that I have not spoken Arabic for ages and I might be rambling about hovercrafts full of eels). Next part the magic happens...I peel an orange so the skin comes off in one hit and spiralled (hence the snake). The tail dips into the glass. I take some Jamieson's Whisky and put it in a ladle and light it. Your eyes will light up too as the flames flicker, like entwined souls dancing naked. I slowly pour the fiery whisky down the snake as it enters the glass. When the whisky is in, I remove the peel and top the rest of the glass with whipped cream. I serve the drinks with a James Bond look, unaware half the kitchen has probably caught fire. The drink is delightful.

I don't stop you from falling asleep. I don't want you ratty. You rest your weary head on my lap, I stroke your hair and brush it from your face. I whisper to you that you look amazing and I am extremely lucky to have you in my company this evening. The gentle background music slowly sends you to sleep with my words whispering, "sleep well princess, I'll see you tomorrow". You fall asleep. I move to the side, adjusting my semi on. Check again that you are asleep. Then flick the telly on because the rugby is on. I keep checking you so I don't get caught watching it on our first date.

After a few hours rest, you wake up. I don't tell you about the strange noises you were making either. Your make up is smudged, hair by Vidal Monsoon and you have morning breath. It doesn't matter to me. I give you a peck on the forehead and tell you what we are eating...

Wine..a choice of the finest white and red wines, with a rose tucked away.

Starters... Scallops in bacon with a side of oyster..an aphrodisiac.

Calvados to clean the pallet and breakdown the food faster.

Main... Chateaubriand in a rich wine sauce with shiitake mushrooms and fancy potatoes.

Calvados again.

Dessert.... After the richness of the starter and main, a palette cleansing Raspberry sorbet.

Calvados again.

Cheeseboard with a selection of all sorts of cheeses and grapes.

Port. To toast lost family and friends.

CONTESTANT B

1. Espresso Martini. Three coffee beans on top.

2. I am going to enrich the cocktaiil with an extra shot of the strongest espresso made from beans roasted by Coffee Plant in Notting Hill.

3. A fine cheesboard. I may have a packet of chocolate biscuits, but I will not give it up for free.

CONTESTANT C

I'm thinking something understated yet classy. A welcoming and refreshing G&T with a sprig of mint and some sliced cucumber.

I actually like the sounds of you falling asleep in my lap. You will need to save the energy for later...........because we are going to be dancing all night long! Ofcourse, there's always plan B........ Espresso Martinis!

Easy! How would you like your steak cooked? A beautiful fillet served with fries and a salad! Bonne appetito.

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By *stellaWoman 43 weeks ago

London

"Ooooooh la la! Those answers are fabulous!!

How do we do our choosing? Do we notify you Misty? Thank you by the way, this is so much fun!

Yes please DM/PM me your choices xx"

Just saw your message! Thank you x

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By *ookie46Woman 43 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Pretty much

I should be wrapping up soon guys.

Bear with me. "

I weirdly have those excited butterflies

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By *stellaWoman 43 weeks ago

London

Pretty much

I should be wrapping up soon guys.

Bear with me.

I weirdly have those excited butterflies "

Me too!

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By *eliWoman 43 weeks ago

Erm whoever said they look like Matt Smith in reply to Estella's questions?

Hi.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP Woman 43 weeks ago

Essex

Sadly one of JULIEANDBEEF’s contestants had an unfortunate incident with a tiger. (I tried to warn him that they are not the same as cougars, but he wouldn’t listen) so just 2 contestants

I'm an absolute cracker, so when I find you next to me on the board, what kind of cheese are you?

I really loved science lessons at school and I'd love to see if there's chemistry between us. What was your favourite lesson and why?

I'm a big fan of music and if I were an instrument I would be a drum because you could bang me all night long. What instrument would you be and why?

CONTESTANT A

Smoked cheese, tough on the outside but smooth and flavourful once you get past the initial layer.

Physics - I'm all about undulating forces and playing with angles.

Electric guitar - chunky, powerful and a but blunt normally, but capable of being delicate and gentle in the right hands.

CONTESTANT B

1. I’m would be the type of cheese that wouldn’t melt in your hands but melt in your mouth

2. My favourite subject PE. I love see you having a work out because I can go on and on

3. If I could be music instrument it would be a saxophone because I love getting my tongue around the tip x ie your nipples and clit

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