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I’m bored and I’m horny
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"Help is on the way dear "  | |||
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"Atleast you’re not asking us to talk you through your wank again "Oh I love that though!! | |||
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"I’m bored and horny too. " Are you going to talk us through your wank? | |||
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"I’m bored and horny too. Are you going to talk us through your wank?" Hahaha, no one needs that!! | |||
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"I’m bored and horny too. Are you going to talk us through your wank?" Oh I might need to bring back this classic too | |||
"Atleast you’re not asking us to talk you through your wank again " you in? | |||
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"Try being bored and horny in an office full of people… much rather be working from home "Yeah at least at home I can have a wank at lunch | |||
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"Again!! " Again !!! | |||
"Again!! " Midnight, can you come over please.  | |||
"Again!! Midnight, can you come over please. "Erm busy pickles!! Working innit  | |||
"Again!! Midnight, can you come over please.
Erm busy pickles!! Working innit " | |||
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"Best I can do is tiny titties and a rare no lipstick shot "I liked it | |||
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"And what are you guna do about it? " What I always do. Put a meet up, ask my roster and then have a wank when everyone says no  | |||
"And what are you guna do about it? What I always do. Put a meet up, ask my roster and then have a wank when everyone says no "Poor little pickle  | |||
"And what are you guna do about it? What I always do. Put a meet up, ask my roster and then have a wank when everyone says no
Poor little pickle "Meh I’m used to it by now | |||
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"Join the club " it’s my club! You join me | |||
" "Come through and chill- Miguel | |||
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Come through and chill- Miguel"Fancy Redbone(ing) - Childish Gambino? | |||
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Come through and chill- Miguel
Fancy Redbone(ing) - Childish Gambino?"Hahaha oh I’m So into you- Tamia | |||
"Did you play my song, Pickle?"  | |||
"So am I HELP " Want me to stroke your penis? | |||
"Must be a day with a Y in it because me too " 
It’s a real shame | |||
"AGAIN? Yeesh!" I’m entering my sexual peak | |||
"Did you play my song, Pickle? "rude! | |||
"Did you play my song, Pickle?
rude!"only because I’ve been listening to music | |||
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"Did you play my song, Pickle?
rude! only because I’ve been listening to music "it is music. Boomer music | |||
"I take it we are members of the bored and horny club all round then? " Yes welcome! This is the quarterly meeting | |||
"Did you play my song, Pickle?
rude! only because I’ve been listening to music
it is music. Boomer music"Seee. You actually hate me | |||
"Did you play my song, Pickle?
rude! only because I’ve been listening to music
it is music. Boomer music
Seee. You actually hate me"I like this song! | |||
"Did you play my song, Pickle?
rude! only because I’ve been listening to music
it is music. Boomer music
Seee. You actually hate me
I like this song!"But hate me… | |||
"Did you play my song, Pickle?
rude! only because I’ve been listening to music
it is music. Boomer music
Seee. You actually hate me
I like this song!
But hate me…"only because you won't get off my lawn | |||
"I take it we are members of the bored and horny club all round then? Yes welcome! This is the quarterly meeting" Only quarterly?  | |||
"Did you play my song, Pickle?
rude! only because I’ve been listening to music
it is music. Boomer music
Seee. You actually hate me
I like this song!
But hate me…
only because you won't get off my lawn"Only because you won’t let me fuck | |||
"Did you play my song, Pickle?
rude! only because I’ve been listening to music
it is music. Boomer music
Seee. You actually hate me
I like this song!
But hate me…
only because you won't get off my lawn
Only because you won’t let me fuck"We do not do that on lawns. Unless we were raised in a barn. Is that that free range parenting nonsense that became fashionable after I was born? Lawn, off, etc. | |||
"Did you play my song, Pickle?
rude! only because I’ve been listening to music
it is music. Boomer music
Seee. You actually hate me
I like this song!
But hate me…
only because you won't get off my lawn
Only because you won’t let me fuck
We do not do that on lawns. Unless we were raised in a barn. Is that that free range parenting nonsense that became fashionable after I was born? Lawn, off, etc."It’s a sit in. I’m not going anywhere! | |||
"AGAIN? Yeesh! I’m entering my sexual peak" Er, that was 8 years ago... | |||
"AGAIN? Yeesh! I’m entering my sexual peak Er, that was 8 years ago... "For them man maybe | |||
"AGAIN? Yeesh! I’m entering my sexual peak Er, that was 8 years ago...
For them man maybe "Que? | |||
"AGAIN? Yeesh! I’m entering my sexual peak Er, that was 8 years ago...
For them man maybe
Que? "Oh. Sorry. Hablas español? | |||
"AGAIN? Yeesh! I’m entering my sexual peak Er, that was 8 years ago...
For them man maybe
Que?
Oh. Sorry. Hablas español? "Nein | |||
"AGAIN? Yeesh! I’m entering my sexual peak Er, that was 8 years ago...
For them man maybe
Que?
Oh. Sorry. Hablas español?
Nein"Ok   | |||
