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Fab Awards - Feb 2024
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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Yes, it’s that time of the month again (13th)!
Come and collect your prize from -ted-
BUT, what have you done in fab-land this last 4 weeks to deserve it?
I got verified by a lovely lady I met many moons ago when fab was fresh and the world was a sexual playground. Go me!
How about yous? (scouse accent). What have you been good or bad at?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"I have abstained from posting any obscene photos of my buttocks spread wide, revealing my chasmic bumhole.
This surely is deserving of much accolade and gratitude from all site members I feel."
Well done sir! I read that as charismatic bumhole at first! 
*hands over the golden giant vibrating butt plug award* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people "
They may block you, but you KNOW full well the sneaky little game players are checking their block list every time they log on to see if you’ve been on too, like the dark hearted stalkers they are!
*hands over the slippery block of soap award*. Well done! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 41 weeks ago
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I deserve a prize for the most polite refusals of guys who seem to think that my profile is actually a challenge to them to talk/flatter/shame me into a meet.
They've all come out of the woodwork this month - Spring must be early.
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"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people
Oof.
I reckon I could challenge you for that one 
Doubt it "
If I'm not in double figures for people calling me some variation of stuck up cunt and blocking me it's like I haven't been online at all in a day |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people
Oof.
I reckon I could challenge you for that one
Doubt it
If I'm not in double figures for people calling me some variation of stuck up cunt and blocking me it's like I haven't been online at all in a day "
Might be best to take the stick out of your cunt before you catch something |
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"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people
Oof.
I reckon I could challenge you for that one
Doubt it
If I'm not in double figures for people calling me some variation of stuck up cunt and blocking me it's like I haven't been online at all in a day
Might be best to take the stick out of your cunt before you catch something "
Fair.
I should make use of my new Weaver sometime soon |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"I win the award for getting blocked by the most people
Oof.
I reckon I could challenge you for that one
Doubt it
If I'm not in double figures for people calling me some variation of stuck up cunt and blocking me it's like I haven't been online at all in a day
Might be best to take the stick out of your cunt before you catch something
Fair.
I should make use of my new Weaver sometime soon "
Victorian era boys are not sex toys |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"Prize for sarcasm here please
Oh yeah, sure!
Who poked your coffin ?
Sorry, that just crypt upbon me... 
That’s a grave error…
Yeah, I lost the plot.
That should Urn you a prize "
Where are you digging these jokes up from? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"I'll take my prize for pissing people off.
Mrs "
Well done! Although I’ve yet to be pissed off by you
*hands over to delightful lead crystal goblet of piss-ed offness* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Maybe I win an award for de-railing a thread? Sorry OP  "
Don’t be daft, it’s fun to watch and I’m not the fab police .
(also I’ve never seen boobs over a toilet bowl before!   ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"I don't think I've spoken about oral sex these past four weeks, can I please have a prize for that?
I might have done but can I have the prize regardless?"
You can have a prize for lying! I’ve totally seen you post about it IN DETAIL! |
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By *eliWoman 41 weeks ago
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"I don't think I've spoken about oral sex these past four weeks, can I please have a prize for that?
I might have done but can I have the prize regardless?
You can have a prize for lying! I’ve totally seen you post about it IN DETAIL! "
Oh for fork sake.
I really thought I'd not. Fine, prize graciously accepted. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"I win the prize for the most 'short holidays from the forums'  "
Well done!! Is that stress related leave? Or over indulgence?
*hands over a yellow card* |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"I win the prize for the most 'short holidays from the forums'
Well done!! Is that stress related leave? Or over indulgence?
*hands over a yellow card*"
I wouldn't know
They were involuntary |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"I win the prize for the most 'short holidays from the forums'
Well done!! Is that stress related leave? Or over indulgence?
*hands over a yellow card*
I wouldn't know
They were involuntary "
Shushhhhhhhhhhhh….   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"For being a twat
Oh behave!
You can have an award for being my kind of twat! 
Ooh you smooth talker "
One day you’re going to get around to doing naughty stuff with me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"I'll put my name in the hat for the most threads with no replies "
Congratulations! You won a prize! Nobody goes unheard here, unless I’m doing more important stuff… |
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"What's the prize? For all I know it could be a punch in the face for all I know. Not that I'm cynical or anything
Sexy with another man"
Well again it depends on what man, it definitely could be a booby prize and of the mammary version. |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"What's the prize? For all I know it could be a punch in the face for all I know. Not that I'm cynical or anything
Sexy with another man
Well again it depends on what man, it definitely could be a booby prize and of the mammary version. "
Me. Sorry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"For being a twat
Oh behave!
You can have an award for being my kind of twat!
Ooh you smooth talker
One day you’re going to get around to doing naughty stuff with me
Am I? "
Yes! I live in hope! |
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"What's the prize? For all I know it could be a punch in the face for all I know. Not that I'm cynical or anything
Sexy with another man
Well again it depends on what man, it definitely could be a booby prize and of the mammary version.
Me. Sorry"
Behave you! |
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"For being a twat
Oh behave!
You can have an award for being my kind of twat!
Ooh you smooth talker
One day you’re going to get around to doing naughty stuff with me
Am I?
Yes! I live in hope! "
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"What's the prize? All I want is a shag with -ted- . He never massages anymore via the green door. Not that I'm cynical or anything
Well if you insist… "
There's somebody at the door!
There's somebody at the door!
That door wasn't pink but Grotbags was green though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"What's the prize? All I want is a shag with -ted- . He never massages anymore via the green door. Not that I'm cynical or anything
Well if you insist…
There's somebody at the door!
There's somebody at the door!
That door wasn't pink but Grotbags was green though "
Before my time love
How’s my favourite fabber? x |
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