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Eating a kebab

By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago

Can you eat a kebab on a nann where it’s got everything on it and the chille sauce or the yogurt etc … without dripping any down your chin and on down your top.

And if your a woman that answers yes…. Call me?

But, this is a skill. Who the hell eats one with a knife and fork. (Just heard this!)

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By *iddlesticksMan 42 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Mate.

Guilty as charged in that I’m a knife and fork man, however in defence that shows that I actually imbibe of God’s chosen food in the house; and not only on a street corner at 1 in the morning dribbling chilli sauce down my front and trying to convince the taxi driver I won’t be sick in his cab.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 42 weeks ago

Leeds

Yes of course, knife and fork all the way, no nasty grabbing and shoving it in.

Mrs

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By *mf123Man 42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Dont like em so no idea

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple 42 weeks ago

west london

Knife and fork...when there's less meat then wrap it and eat

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Like a hoggie wrap?

You can eat those easy without a fork and knife. I’m not sure about the spillage though

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman 42 weeks ago

Worcester

I'm more of a kebab on chips kind of person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago

"Knife and fork...when there's less meat then wrap it and eat"

So you make sure it more manageable before you shove it down your throat?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 42 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh, I'm very much an eat with my fingers person over a knife and fork whenever it's not too inappropriate.

And I'm good at not ruining my lipstick on it

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By *eekyMan 42 weeks ago

Perton

A mate would get in a mess, he looked like he had stuck it on a plate and dived in without even picking it up.

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By *ellhungvweMan 42 weeks ago

Cheltenham

It’s basically just a big, slightly funny shaped burrito isn’t it? Burritos are easy - just start from the top and work down.

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By *estarossa.Woman 42 weeks ago

Flagrante

I can do it. I prefer a wrap to a naan these days though, less bulky.

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By *eekyMan 42 weeks ago

Perton

"A mate would get in a mess, he looked like he had stuck it on a plate and dived in without even picking it up. "

He was straight so might have been practicing for something or other.

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By *TG3Man 42 weeks ago

Dorchester

I just can't eat that crap sorry now chicken in a bap yes

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By *eliWoman 42 weeks ago

I use cutlery. It's not graceful though, kebabs for me are firmly in the category of tipsy night out food.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

I managed on Sunday OP.

Although I couldn't have spilled on my top, I'd taken it off.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m an unrepentant savage and always eat kebabs with my fingers.

As regards if I can do so without dropping at least some down my front…..

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 42 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I do enjoy kebab, and whilst I do eat it with my fingers I do cut it in half and squish it a bit

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Knife and fork to the meat salad and chips enough to lessen the load on the naan and allow me to consume it in a partially civilised manner. Meat must still be present or it's just deliciously saucy bread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago

"I managed on Sunday OP.

Although I couldn't have spilled on my top, I'd taken it off. "

….

Well there’s a new fantasy I never thought I needed.

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By *hesubtlegentMan 42 weeks ago

surrey

A kebab should be in a pitta bread not naan. I love me a lamb shish and I’ll scoff that with my fingers and maybe use a fork to scoop up the leftover salad bits

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple 42 weeks ago

Coventry

"A kebab should be in a pitta bread not naan. I love me a lamb shish and I’ll scoff that with my fingers and maybe use a fork to scoop up the leftover salad bits

Personally I disagree. I'm not a purist, I just want the best kebab and pitta is just a little naff. Kebab on a big fluffy warm moist naan is a beautiful evolution and a positive of an increasing smaller world.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple 42 weeks ago

Coventry

"Can you eat a kebab on a nann where it’s got everything on it and the chille sauce or the yogurt etc … without dripping any down your chin and on down your top.

And if your a woman that answers yes…. Call me?

But, this is a skill. Who the hell eats one with a knife and fork. (Just heard this!)

I think the size and quality of the naan is a big factor. But yes is a skill I've perfected over time.

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By *929Man 42 weeks ago

newcastle

I skip the sauce and eat with fingers usually skip the pitta too and just get meat and chips instead

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

"I managed on Sunday OP.

Although I couldn't have spilled on my top, I'd taken it off.

….

Well there’s a new fantasy I never thought I needed.

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