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Peanut butter; what amazing stuff is it not?
Some quick questions:
Crunchy or smooth?
Peanut butter vs Marmite?
Have you ever utilised peanut butter in a sexual act? (And was it of the crunchy or else smooth variety? - this is important information)
Alternatively you may actually dislike peanut butter whereupon you should hereby compose a formal, grovelling letter of apology before submitting yourself to we peanut butter loving fans to put you in the stocks and hurl rotting vegetables at you whilst booing in hearty unison  |
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By *eekyMan 48 weeks ago
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Theres no vs about it... Marmite peanut butter exsists.
It's not overly Marmitey, it just adds a subtle savoury note.
I'll eat both to be fair, Marmite is more a sandwich filling than a spread. 
I dont think I would like to lick peanut butter off a willy I must admit, could be a bit claggy and get everything stuck where it shouldn't. Not to mention absorb too much much dribble which might cause some unpleasant drag.
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"Yeah I don't like it. Value life more.
I thought you were too good to be true, OP. What a shame."
 Could I at least tempt you to try it with salad cream in a sandwich? Honestly, as bizarre as it sounds, one mere bite of this heavenly combination will bestow instant spiritual enlightenment upon you plus an orgasm so powerful as to register on the Richter scale.
….maybe  |
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"I wonder how long it takes to milk the peanuts this butter is made from "
I heard that the highly secretive process is carried out in specially designated factories by a highly skilled team of Umpah Loompas… |
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By *ornycougaWoman 48 weeks ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"Theres no vs about it... Marmite peanut butter exsists.
It's not overly Marmitey, it just adds a subtle savoury note.
I'll eat both to be fair, Marmite is more a sandwich filling than a spread.
I dont think I would like to lick peanut butter off a willy I must admit, could be a bit claggy and get everything stuck where it shouldn't. Not to mention absorb too much much dribble which might cause some unpleasant drag.
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This. Don't eat bread so rarely eat pb these days but when I did it had to be crunchy with either sliced banana or decent strawberry jam |
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Like others have said, dipping apple into PB is great.
Little pots available at M&S if you want to try.
Crunchy or smooth, will take either.
Sex aid.. never..
But… try a peanut butter shake.. heavenly.. |
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"Ooo that reminds me: PB fans; have you all tried Ben & Jerry’s Peanut Butter Cup Ice Cream?
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See also their Netflix & Chill'd. My god that's good.
Halo Top too if you want to pretend ice cream is diet food! |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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I like peanut butter v v much.
I prefer crunchy.
I like marmite and peanut butter. I probably prefer marmite.
I like the idea of having marmite and peanut butter together. I tried it once in the days before it was available ready made. Sadly it did not agree with my digestive system. I might risk trying it again now that it can be bought in a jar. |
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"Like others have said, dipping apple into PB is great.
Little pots available at M&S if you want to try.
Crunchy or smooth, will take either.
Sex aid.. never..
But… try a peanut butter shake.. heavenly.. "
Following on from "shake" - add peanut butter to a home-blended smoothie.
You're welcome  . |
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By *aizyWoman 48 weeks ago
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"I usually like your threads OP, but in this one you have managed to combine two things I hate with a passion!  
Oh noes! But peanut butter is lovely! (Actually, so's Marmite). Oh well, I like them, anyway. It's a good thing we all don't like exactly the same things - life would be so boring. "
It would, I have tried both I think it is the texture of Peanut butter I don't like rather than the taste, Marmite is just evil and should be made illegal!!  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 48 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I usually like your threads OP, but in this one you have managed to combine two things I hate with a passion!
Oh noes! But peanut butter is lovely! (Actually, so's Marmite). Oh well, I like them, anyway. It's a good thing we all don't like exactly the same things - life would be so boring.
It would, I have tried both I think it is the texture of Peanut butter I don't like rather than the taste, Marmite is just evil and should be made illegal!! "
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"Skippy is the best peanut butter.
Smooth on digestive biscuits
Super crunchy on toast.
Marmite? Oh yes, but only on white toast. "
Oh no, oh no…
Skippy is American stuff and full of sugar.
Horrible stuff.
You can get PB and Nutella swirl in a jar as well. |
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Marmite is an evil substance and should be banned from sale on anything other than the dark web for gothic rituals.
Crunchy peanut butter is a delight! Best sandwich I ever made had crunchy peanut butter on one slice and Nutella on the other. Flop them together and it’s a snickers sandwich.
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"Love peanut butter. On ice cream in oats on rice cakes with apple but best all over good cock to suck it off"
Is the asda's own one OK... Asking for a friend  |
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