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By *ickshawed OP Couple 51 weeks ago
Wolverhampton |
How do you like yours? Lumpy or smooth? Sainsbury's basics or artisan created and purchased at a posh farm shop? Spread on toast, scones or used between your legs when you don't fancy the sex and want to put off your husband?
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Damson jam, brings back memories of my mamgu's damson jam. She had a tree in the hedge and made some every year, it was the best ever. I've bought a damson tree it's yet to give me a single damson. So shop bought until I can make my own |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple 51 weeks ago
Wolverhampton |
"This was the man that wrote this surely?
Put in between your legs to avoid sex  !!  "
Nope. He doesn't use the forum.
I just looked down at the raspberry jam on my toast and had flashbacks to my knickers. You're welcome  |
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By *heelerMan 51 weeks ago
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"How do you like yours? Lumpy or smooth? Sainsbury's basics or artisan created and purchased at a posh farm shop? Spread on toast, scones or used between your legs when you don't fancy the sex and want to put off your husband?
This is a safe space to discuss all things jam related "
It would be a sweet pussy to lick clean. |
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By *eliWoman 51 weeks ago
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I really like homemade jams. Dark berries ideally. It's not a jam but I really love lemon curd on slightly cooled multiseed toast. I like that more than jam.
I don't mind it if it's erm chunky. I'd rather that than smooth. |
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The fancy jams float my boat although if I was going for a favourite it would be plum.
Not a fan of seeds in Jam as they get stuck between my teeth yet marmalade which in reality is orange jam is better with the shredded bits in it.
Pearl Jam are pretty good too. |
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"This was the man that wrote this surely?
Put in between your legs to avoid sex !!
Nope. He doesn't use the forum.
I just looked down at the raspberry jam on my toast and had flashbacks to my knickers. You're welcome "
Do you have details for a good therapist? |
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"This was the man that wrote this surely?
Put in between your legs to avoid sex !!
Nope. He doesn't use the forum.
I just looked down at the raspberry jam on my toast and had flashbacks to my knickers. You're welcome "
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By *arkus1812Man 51 weeks ago
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Make all my own Jam, Strawberry,Raspberry,Apricot,Blackberry, Victorial Plum, Et Al.
Also make my own Marmalade, my speciality being 3 Fruit Marmalade, Orange,Lemon and Lime. |
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"This was the man that wrote this surely?
Put in between your legs to avoid sex !!
Nope. He doesn't use the forum.
I just looked down at the raspberry jam on my toast and had flashbacks to my knickers. You're welcome "
Lady jam and man jam, between a couple of layers of sponge and you’ve got the perfect Victoria Sponge Cake. |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple 51 weeks ago
Wolverhampton |
"This was the man that wrote this surely?
Put in between your legs to avoid sex !!
Nope. He doesn't use the forum.
I just looked down at the raspberry jam on my toast and had flashbacks to my knickers. You're welcome
Lady jam and man jam, between a couple of layers of sponge and you’ve got the perfect Victoria Sponge Cake. "
I like mine with added cream  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple 51 weeks ago
Wolverhampton |
"Make all my own Jam, Strawberry,Raspberry,Apricot,Blackberry, Victorial Plum, Et Al.
Also make my own Marmalade, my speciality being 3 Fruit Marmalade, Orange,Lemon and Lime."
I do prefer homemade jam. Not that I've ever made it. I just steal my mum's. But I absolutely detest marmalade. The taste makes me feel physically sick |
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