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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman 42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Hi thanks for the lovely message. Too fat for me though x

I just sent that!!! Jeeeeez. Far! Too far for me!

What messages have you sent in error or without checking?!

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By *iasubTV/TS 42 weeks ago

Ilkeston

No where near as bad as that but i told my big boss that i hope they miss their flight instead of saying i hope you dont

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

All my typos are nowhere near as bad as that. So I guess it’s true- it could be worse.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman 42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"No where near as bad as that but i told my big boss that i hope they miss their flight instead of saying i hope you dont "

I also sent a message to my daughters fiancé saying. “Lick you up at 7” . Luckily they both thought it was hilarious

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman 42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"All my typos are nowhere near as bad as that. So I guess it’s true- it could be worse.

"

I couldn’t type another reply quick enough!! .

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"No where near as bad as that but i told my big boss that i hope they miss their flight instead of saying i hope you dont

I also sent a message to my daughters fiancé saying. “Lick you up at 7” . Luckily they both thought it was hilarious "

I’ve seen how that video ends

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman 42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"No where near as bad as that but i told my big boss that i hope they miss their flight instead of saying i hope you dont

I also sent a message to my daughters fiancé saying. “Lick you up at 7” . Luckily they both thought it was hilarious

I’ve seen how that video ends"

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 42 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"Hi thanks for the lovely message. Too fat for me though x

I just sent that!!! Jeeeeez. Far! Too far for me!

What messages have you sent in error or without checking?!"

I think you’ll find there was a bit of subliminal forces at work there, who knows the true depths of your mind Nora

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By *iasubTV/TS 42 weeks ago

Ilkeston


"No where near as bad as that but i told my big boss that i hope they miss their flight instead of saying i hope you dont

I also sent a message to my daughters fiancé saying. “Lick you up at 7” . Luckily they both thought it was hilarious "

Oh god that is some mistake

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By *AM2214Man 42 weeks ago

Manchester Area


"Hi thanks for the lovely message. Too fat for me though x

I just sent that!!! Jeeeeez. Far! Too far for me!

What messages have you sent in error or without checking?!"

Looking at your profile are you sure you Santa'd that message

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS 42 weeks ago

Lanson

I opened an important work email with "Good morning Anus...."

The guys name was Angus!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 42 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Hi thanks for the lovely message. Too fat for me though x

I just sent that!!! Jeeeeez. Far! Too far for me!

What messages have you sent in error or without checking?!"

Ooft. That'll take some regain!

My worse faux Pas was actually in speaking, where I can speak a little Arabic and thought I would impress my new boss at the time and asked him "if this was his chair, may I sit in it?" In his language.

I mispronounced the word 'chair' and hit him with a lesser used word beginning with 'C'…!

Nice.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman 42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"I opened an important work email with "Good morning Anus...."

The guys name was Angus! "

Haha that’s funny

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By *AM2214Man 42 weeks ago

Manchester Area

Since getting a new phone I have noticed some weird messages and emojis ...at total odds with my normal nonsensical messages

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By *ealitybitesMan 42 weeks ago

Belfast

I told someone once that I had a milf intolerance

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman 42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Hi thanks for the lovely message. Too fat for me though x

I just sent that!!! Jeeeeez. Far! Too far for me!

What messages have you sent in error or without checking?!

Ooft. That'll take some regain!

My worse faux Pas was actually in speaking, where I can speak a little Arabic and thought I would impress my new boss at the time and asked him "if this was his chair, may I sit in it?" In his language.

I mispronounced the word 'chair' and hit him with a lesser used word beginning with 'C'…!

Nice."

Oh no! Did they see the funny side?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman 42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"I told someone once that I had a milf intolerance "

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 42 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Running late from work one night I text my son and asked him if he’d cock the dinner

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Someone recently, their phone kept autocorrecting my name to Mrs Shit

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By *oding1Man 42 weeks ago

marlow

The guy who invented auto correct has died.

"May he rust in piss"

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By *oxesMan 42 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"Hi thanks for the lovely message. Too fat for me though x

I just sent that!!! Jeeeeez. Far! Too far for me!

What messages have you sent in error or without checking?!"

It was on here I was writing a post about feminism and it auto corrected the word with Genocide so instead of asking what is the favourite modern feminist it asked what was there favourite genocide feminist.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman 42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Hi thanks for the lovely message. Too fat for me though x

I just sent that!!! Jeeeeez. Far! Too far for me!

What messages have you sent in error or without checking?!

It was on here I was writing a post about feminism and it auto corrected the word with Genocide so instead of asking what is the favourite modern feminist it asked what was there favourite genocide feminist. "

I think I remember that!

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By *AM2214Man 42 weeks ago

Manchester Area

Must be something about Anus in the algorithms sent message to someone that was meant to read 'meet you at the back of Tom's near St Anns'...auto knew best ...'meet you at back of Toms Anus!

Weirdly the friends Boyfriend was called Tom so she replied should I bring a bigger strap on or just more lube ...her face was even redder than mine when she realized our mutual Boss was sat looked at the screen as her message came up

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By *oxesMan 42 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"Hi thanks for the lovely message. Too fat for me though x

I just sent that!!! Jeeeeez. Far! Too far for me!

What messages have you sent in error or without checking?!

It was on here I was writing a post about feminism and it auto corrected the word with Genocide so instead of asking what is the favourite modern feminist it asked what was there favourite genocide feminist.

I think I remember that! "

I think you were the one who said to own it. Lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man 42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Hi thanks for the lovely message. Too fat for me though x

I just sent that!!! Jeeeeez. Far! Too far for me!

What messages have you sent in error or without checking?!"

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 42 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Hi thanks for the lovely message. Too fat for me though x

I just sent that!!! Jeeeeez. Far! Too far for me!

What messages have you sent in error or without checking?!

Ooft. That'll take some regain!

My worse faux Pas was actually in speaking, where I can speak a little Arabic and thought I would impress my new boss at the time and asked him "if this was his chair, may I sit in it?" In his language.

I mispronounced the word 'chair' and hit him with a lesser used word beginning with 'C'…!

Nice.

Oh no! Did they see the funny side?"

He was surrounded by subordinates (also Arabs) who looked very nervously at him. After a very quick check to understand It was an honest mistake, he pissed himself laughing...then you guessed it. They all did too.

He then went on to teach me all the swear words.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 42 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Running late from work one night I text my son and asked him if he’d cock the dinner "

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By *illy IdolMan 42 weeks ago

Midlands


"Hi thanks for the lovely message. Too fat for me though x

I just sent that!!! Jeeeeez. Far! Too far for me!

What messages have you sent in error or without checking?!"

love it

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By *hrimper36Couple 42 weeks ago

Central France dept 36


"Hi thanks for the lovely message. Too fat for me though x

I just sent that!!! Jeeeeez. Far! Too far for me!

What messages have you sent in error or without checking?!"

Instead of sticking a toddler up the arse it changed it to toddler.

Funny but so so wrong on so many levels.

T

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By *hrimper36Couple 42 weeks ago

Central France dept 36


"Hi thanks for the lovely message. Too fat for me though x

I just sent that!!! Jeeeeez. Far! Too far for me!

What messages have you sent in error or without checking?!

Instead of sticking a toddler up the arse it changed it to toddler.

Funny but so so wrong on so many levels.

T"

Oh shit it changed it again.!!!!

Tiddler changed to toddler.

T

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Instead of sticking a toddler up the arse it changed it to toddler."

That could have been embarrassing

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 42 weeks ago

Markfield


"Hi thanks for the lovely message. Too fat for me though x

I just sent that!!! Jeeeeez. Far! Too far for me!

What messages have you sent in error or without checking?!

Instead of sticking a toddler up the arse it changed it to toddler.

Funny but so so wrong on so many levels.

T"

That just keeps on giving.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The title of this thread reminds me of Horrible Histories.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 42 weeks ago

London

“ Always keen for a lovely massage” instead message. My box was full of invitations from last-minute masseurs

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"“ Always keen for a lovely massage” instead message. My box was full of invitations from last-minute masseurs "

In

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

There was a guy from here I had the hots for but had only met once whenI sent the message meant for my son which was just a good night but then added love you!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 42 weeks ago

Leeds

It only gets as bad as duck off.

Mrs

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS 42 weeks ago

Lanson


"The guy who invented auto correct has died.

"May he rust in piss""

And the funnel will be tomato

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Messaged my son to tell him we're having fuck for Christmas. It should of said duck! He thought it was hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Messaged my son to tell him we're having fuck for Christmas. It should have said duck! He thought it was hilarious."

Brilliant x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Messaged my son to tell him we're having fuck for Christmas. It should of said duck! He thought it was hilarious."

So did you have the duck after the fuck? Or before it?

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By *arla SwingerWoman 42 weeks ago

Somewhere


"There was a guy from here I had the hots for but had only met once whenI sent the message meant for my son which was just a good night but then added love you!

"

To be fair I did end a telephone conversation to my ex boss with this once years ago. Which was absolutely mortifying! It had been a very long week in my defence

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"There was a guy from here I had the hots for but had only met once whenI sent the message meant for my son which was just a good night but then added love you!

To be fair I did end a telephone conversation to my ex boss with this once years ago. Which was absolutely mortifying! It had been a very long week in my defence "

Oops

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By *rLordMan 42 weeks ago

Swadlincote

Must be a light weight, my only mistake I can recall is live instead of love.

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