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It’s heartbreaking! (Click bait title)
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By *TG3Man 43 weeks ago
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"When you reach for your coffee and your cup is empty!! Ffs
What other things are the biggest disappointments that happen in our day?  "
looking at the time and you still have hours left before you finish  |
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"When you reach for your coffee and your cup is empty!! Ffs
What other things are the biggest disappointments that happen in our day? "
while read a good book,,, drinking tea and then find you have eaten the last jaffa cake without realising  |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"You know when you feel a massive sneeze coming on and you brace yourself for expulsion and then……absolutely nothing  "
Or you get that sneeze and you wet yourself a little and got to go change! |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time
The sheer audacity of those messages. It's like we almost have to work for our actual work? Heartbreaking. "
Of course, I reply about 5mins after seeing it though. Can't reply straight away and indicate I have nothing to do |
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"When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time
The sheer audacity of those messages. It's like we almost have to work for our actual work? Heartbreaking.
Of course, I reply about 5mins after seeing it though. Can't reply straight away and indicate I have nothing to do"
Put some fucking clothes on mate. You’re ruining it for the rest of us |
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By *eliWoman 43 weeks ago
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"When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time
The sheer audacity of those messages. It's like we almost have to work for our actual work? Heartbreaking.
Of course, I reply about 5mins after seeing it though. Can't reply straight away and indicate I have nothing to do
Put some fucking clothes on mate. You’re ruining it for the rest of us "
 He can't do that, it's like catnip to cougars. |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time
The sheer audacity of those messages. It's like we almost have to work for our actual work? Heartbreaking.
Of course, I reply about 5mins after seeing it though. Can't reply straight away and indicate I have nothing to do
Put some fucking clothes on mate. You’re ruining it for the rest of us "
Make me! *Runs away with appendage flapping side to side* |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time
The sheer audacity of those messages. It's like we almost have to work for our actual work? Heartbreaking.
Of course, I reply about 5mins after seeing it though. Can't reply straight away and indicate I have nothing to do
Put some fucking clothes on mate. You’re ruining it for the rest of us
He can't do that, it's like catnip to cougars."
She knows  |
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"When you reach for your coffee and your cup is empty!! Ffs
What other things are the biggest disappointments that happen in our day? looking at the time and you still have hours left before you finish "
I’m not complaining. I like that you take forever to finish, Fred  |
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"When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time
The sheer audacity of those messages. It's like we almost have to work for our actual work? Heartbreaking.
Of course, I reply about 5mins after seeing it though. Can't reply straight away and indicate I have nothing to do
Put some fucking clothes on mate. You’re ruining it for the rest of us
He can't do that, it's like catnip to cougars.
She knows "
Those urban cougas are the worst |
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"When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time
The sheer audacity of those messages. It's like we almost have to work for our actual work? Heartbreaking.
Of course, I reply about 5mins after seeing it though. Can't reply straight away and indicate I have nothing to do
Put some fucking clothes on mate. You’re ruining it for the rest of us
He can't do that, it's like catnip to cougars."
Having seen Joe in action, I can attest to this |
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By *bi HaiveMan 43 weeks ago
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"When you reach for your coffee and your cup is empty!! Ffs
What other things are the biggest disappointments that happen in our day? "
When you get a fab message notification and it's about your site supporter pass.
When you get an email from the national lottery saying 'we have news about your ticket' and you've won £2.40.
When you drop an uninsured £500 mobile in a canal (yep - not gonna forget that anytime soon).
When you wake up getting a blowjob, but then you realise that you haven't actually woken up yet, it's all a dream, and when you fling back the covers you see Donald Trump staring back at you.
When you run out of cheese. |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"When you get a message on Teams about work, disrupting your valuable Fab time
The sheer audacity of those messages. It's like we almost have to work for our actual work? Heartbreaking.
Of course, I reply about 5mins after seeing it though. Can't reply straight away and indicate I have nothing to do
Put some fucking clothes on mate. You’re ruining it for the rest of us
He can't do that, it's like catnip to cougars.
She knows
Those urban cougas are the worst "
Such a wind-up |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"When you reach for your coffee and your cup is empty!! Ffs
What other things are the biggest disappointments that happen in our day? "
Go to the tv and find football replaced eastenders.. Again |
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"When I forgot to put porch light on for when returning home "
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Same here: I fumble endlessly looking for my key and then dither and thwart in my attempts to insert the key, furiously looking for the keyhole as if I'm scouring for the ever-elusive clitoris. |
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"When you reach for your coffee and your cup is empty!! Ffs
What other things are the biggest disappointments that happen in our day?
When you get a fab message notification and it's about your site supporter pass.
When you get an email from the national lottery saying 'we have news about your ticket' and you've won £2.40.
When you drop an uninsured £500 mobile in a canal (yep - not gonna forget that anytime soon).
When you wake up getting a blowjob, but then you realise that you haven't actually woken up yet, it's all a dream, and when you fling back the covers you see Donald Trump staring back at you.
When you run out of cheese. "
You only had that dream because you ate all the cheese before bed.
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"When I forgot to put porch light on for when returning home
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Same here: I fumble endlessly looking for my key and then dither and thwart in my attempts to insert the key, furiously looking for the keyhole as if I'm scouring for the ever-elusive clitoris."
Same here, had to wait till Dawn to find my house |
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"When you reach for your coffee and your cup is empty!! Ffs
What other things are the biggest disappointments that happen in our day? "
We’ve actually run out of coffee. I mean, there’s no coffee in the house. Heartbreak and despair! |
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