When did you last put

By *mf123 OP Man over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Lipstick on your anus and ask for a kiss

By *Bag69Man over a year ago

Derby

Five minutes ago and now I'm not allowed back in the post office.

By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good sir….you have just inspired me to do so

By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Lipstick on your anus and ask for a kiss"

Isn't it far more fun to get someone to put lipstick on their lips and then apply it to your anus that way?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lipstick on your anus, tells a tale on you.