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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple 44 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Hello everybody

I’m just brainstorming really to see if anyone has any new and fresh ideas for threads I can start here in the lounge and take all the credit for.

If it seems a little ironic then maybe this idea to ask for ideas is actually new and fresh.

Looking forward to taking the credit for your ideas already.

Sam

The guy half

Kiss

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By *eliWoman 44 weeks ago

.

Would you like a sex one?

I could give you a sex one.

It might be weird to give you a sex one.

Or a cheese one.

Look, you're not paying me for this so you're getting the demo.

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago

"What's best? Lovejoy or Monarch of the Glen?"

"Fresh Prince Friday"

"If beans give you wind, what does Joe Beans give you?"

"Do you recycle your old Nespresso pods or just chuck them in the bin"

"Is Hot Fuzz on ITV2 soon?"

"How many times do you shake your penis at the urinal?"

"Did you prefer the name Mr Dog or do you prefer Cesar?"

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands

Who's cock is it anyway?

You upload a picture of a forumites penis and we all have to guess who it belongs to.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 44 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘What is your favourite oven temperature?’

‘What is your favourite wash cycle?’

‘Naked Abseiling: Yay or nay?’

‘Bumhole grooming: A lost art? Discuss.’

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 44 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

The lost art of thr rusty trombone and other wierd sexual positions

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By *ou only live onceMan 44 weeks ago

London

Ever thought of a Cut vs Uncut? Be great to get some original stuff like that on here.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 44 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Sex toys best to fight of Intruders

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands


"‘What is your favourite oven temperature?’"

180c


"‘What is your favourite wash cycle?’"

Synthetic 40c


"‘Naked Abseiling: Yay or nay?’"

Nay


"‘Bumhole grooming: A lost art? Discuss.’"

Unfortunately, yes

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"‘What is your favourite oven temperature?’

‘What is your favourite wash cycle?’

‘Naked Abseiling: Yay or nay?’

‘Bumhole grooming: A lost art? Discuss.’

"

I like these!

Gas Mark 5

40°C mixed wash (1 hour, 3 minutes)

Nay

Not lost at all, I had the hair ripped from around mine just this Saturday

J

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 44 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Who's cock is it anyway?

You upload a picture of a forumites penis and we all have to guess who it belongs to."

I vote for this

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By *ellhungvweMan 44 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"‘What is your favourite oven temperature?’

‘What is your favourite wash cycle?’

‘Naked Abseiling: Yay or nay?’

‘Bumhole grooming: A lost art? Discuss.’

"

Just got an air fryer so still playing the field as to temps at the moment.

I discovered wool setting today - don’t have any wool but thought I would live dangerously.

It’s the only way to fly.

It’s more of a dark art.

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By *mf123Man 44 weeks ago

with one foot out the door


"Who's cock is it anyway?

You upload a picture of a forumites penis and we all have to guess who it belongs to.

I vote for this

"

theres a surprise

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By *ou only live onceMan 44 weeks ago

London


"‘What is your favourite oven temperature?’

‘What is your favourite wash cycle?’

‘Naked Abseiling: Yay or nay?’

‘Bumhole grooming: A lost art? Discuss.’

I like these!

Gas Mark 5

40°C mixed wash (1 hour, 3 minutes)

Nay

Not lost at all, I had the hair ripped from around mine just this Saturday

J"

1h 3mins?! Mine is 2h38m!

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands


"‘What is your favourite oven temperature?’

‘What is your favourite wash cycle?’

‘Naked Abseiling: Yay or nay?’

‘Bumhole grooming: A lost art? Discuss.’

Just got an air fryer so still playing the field as to temps at the moment.

I discovered wool setting today - don’t have any wool but thought I would live dangerously.

It’s the only way to fly.

It’s more of a dark art."

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 44 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Who's cock is it anyway?

You upload a picture of a forumites penis and we all have to guess who it belongs to.

I vote for this

theres a surprise "

I’d be able to guess yours from a mile away!

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands


"‘What is your favourite oven temperature?’

‘What is your favourite wash cycle?’

‘Naked Abseiling: Yay or nay?’

‘Bumhole grooming: A lost art? Discuss.’

Just got an air fryer so still playing the field as to temps at the moment.

I discovered wool setting today - don’t have any wool but thought I would live dangerously.

It’s the only way to fly.

It’s more of a dark art."

Stretch your ball bag like a flying squirrel

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By *iss My AxeMan 44 weeks ago

Durham


""What's best? Lovejoy or Monarch of the Glen?""

My god, that's a blast from the past right there!

Lovejoy though. Definitely Lovejoy, the little rogue. I nearly had a fit when he turned up in Game Of Thrones

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan 44 weeks ago

Bradford

I've got dozens of threads that no one was interested in .

You could repost and see if hour more success

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By *agnar73Man 44 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

What’s your favourite post sex celebration and where and what do you do?

If you were in a western movie what type of character would you be?

Is the whole rave/dance thing in the nineties so overblown that the actual truth about rock/alternative discos is ignored?

Who was best at game shows and are any of the current presenters anywhere near Leslie Crowther in his pomp?

When did they stop teaching the green cross code and why?

What’s your second favourite flavour of ice cream?

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands


"I've got dozens of threads that no one was interested in .

You could repost and see if hour more success"

Guess the number between 1 and 3000

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"‘What is your favourite oven temperature?’

‘What is your favourite wash cycle?’

‘Naked Abseiling: Yay or nay?’

‘Bumhole grooming: A lost art? Discuss.’

I like these!

Gas Mark 5

40°C mixed wash (1 hour, 3 minutes)

Nay

Not lost at all, I had the hair ripped from around mine just this Saturday

J

1h 3mins?! Mine is 2h38m!

"

There are longer ones. The 40 degree cottons is similar in length to yours. What a pointless exercise when the mixed load is only an hour (and three minutes). This is why it's my favourite. There is also a 15 minute speed wash but you might as well just spit and hope.

J

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 44 weeks ago

Norwich


"‘What is your favourite oven temperature?’

‘What is your favourite wash cycle?’

‘Naked Abseiling: Yay or nay?’

‘Bumhole grooming: A lost art? Discuss.’

"

Regarding the wash cycle, “Mixed Load” always makes me chuckle.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 44 weeks ago

Norwich


""What's best? Lovejoy or Monarch of the Glen?"

My god, that's a blast from the past right there!

Lovejoy though. Definitely Lovejoy, the little rogue. I nearly had a fit when he turned up in Game Of Thrones "

Or American Gods

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands


"‘What is your favourite oven temperature?’

‘What is your favourite wash cycle?’

‘Naked Abseiling: Yay or nay?’

‘Bumhole grooming: A lost art? Discuss.’

I like these!

Gas Mark 5

40°C mixed wash (1 hour, 3 minutes)

Nay

Not lost at all, I had the hair ripped from around mine just this Saturday

J

1h 3mins?! Mine is 2h38m!

There are longer ones. The 40 degree cottons is similar in length to yours. What a pointless exercise when the mixed load is only an hour (and three minutes). This is why it's my favourite. There is also a 15 minute speed wash but you might as well just spit and hope.

J"

Why can't washing machines just have two dials. One for temp and one for time. Why Julie, why?

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By *mf123Man 44 weeks ago

with one foot out the door


"Who's cock is it anyway?

You upload a picture of a forumites penis and we all have to guess who it belongs to.

I vote for this

theres a surprise

I’d be able to guess yours from a mile away! "

its the only one with shifty eyes is why

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago

"Come Cum with Me"

"Have I Got a Cock for You"

"Fucknight"

"Swingerama"

"Fisting Friday"

"Rope Wars"

"Winter Swingerland"

"Spring Cuck"

"Summer Lays"

...

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By *ou only live onceMan 44 weeks ago

London


"‘What is your favourite oven temperature?’

‘What is your favourite wash cycle?’

‘Naked Abseiling: Yay or nay?’

‘Bumhole grooming: A lost art? Discuss.’

I like these!

Gas Mark 5

40°C mixed wash (1 hour, 3 minutes)

Nay

Not lost at all, I had the hair ripped from around mine just this Saturday

J

1h 3mins?! Mine is 2h38m!

There are longer ones. The 40 degree cottons is similar in length to yours. What a pointless exercise when the mixed load is only an hour (and three minutes). This is why it's my favourite. There is also a 15 minute speed wash but you might as well just spit and hope.

J"

Oh, maybe I am just using the cotton cycle. I shall check. This is thrilling!

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By *ensuallover1000Man 44 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"‘What is your favourite oven temperature?’

‘What is your favourite wash cycle?’

‘Naked Abseiling: Yay or nay?’

‘Bumhole grooming: A lost art? Discuss.’

I like these!

Gas Mark 5

40°C mixed wash (1 hour, 3 minutes)

Nay

Not lost at all, I had the hair ripped from around mine just this Saturday

J

1h 3mins?! Mine is 2h38m!

There are longer ones. The 40 degree cottons is similar in length to yours. What a pointless exercise when the mixed load is only an hour (and three minutes). This is why it's my favourite. There is also a 15 minute speed wash but you might as well just spit and hope.

J

Why can't washing machines just have two dials. One for temp and one for time. Why Julie, why?"

Amen to this! Why can’t I customise my wash cycle? (Another highly interesting thread idea there)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"

1h 3mins?! Mine is 2h38m!

There are longer ones. The 40 degree cottons is similar in length to yours. What a pointless exercise when the mixed load is only an hour (and three minutes). This is why it's my favourite. There is also a 15 minute speed wash but you might as well just spit and hope.

J

Why can't washing machines just have two dials. One for temp and one for time. Why Julie, why?"

You should patent this! Like right now! Run Willy run!

J

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands


"‘What is your favourite oven temperature?’

‘What is your favourite wash cycle?’

‘Naked Abseiling: Yay or nay?’

‘Bumhole grooming: A lost art? Discuss.’

I like these!

Gas Mark 5

40°C mixed wash (1 hour, 3 minutes)

Nay

Not lost at all, I had the hair ripped from around mine just this Saturday

J

1h 3mins?! Mine is 2h38m!

There are longer ones. The 40 degree cottons is similar in length to yours. What a pointless exercise when the mixed load is only an hour (and three minutes). This is why it's my favourite. There is also a 15 minute speed wash but you might as well just spit and hope.

J

Why can't washing machines just have two dials. One for temp and one for time. Why Julie, why?

Amen to this! Why can’t I customise my wash cycle? (Another highly interesting thread idea there) "

Save it for the proper thread tomorrow

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By *ou only live onceMan 44 weeks ago

London


"‘What is your favourite oven temperature?’

‘What is your favourite wash cycle?’

‘Naked Abseiling: Yay or nay?’

‘Bumhole grooming: A lost art? Discuss.’

I like these!

Gas Mark 5

40°C mixed wash (1 hour, 3 minutes)

Nay

Not lost at all, I had the hair ripped from around mine just this Saturday

J

1h 3mins?! Mine is 2h38m!

There are longer ones. The 40 degree cottons is similar in length to yours. What a pointless exercise when the mixed load is only an hour (and three minutes). This is why it's my favourite. There is also a 15 minute speed wash but you might as well just spit and hope.

J

Why can't washing machines just have two dials. One for temp and one for time. Why Julie, why?

Amen to this! Why can’t I customise my wash cycle? (Another highly interesting thread idea there) "

What! No, I just want to press a button - not have to make my own pre-wash assessment. It's bad enough I have to turn dial AND press go now!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"

Oh, maybe I am just using the cotton cycle. I shall check. This is thrilling!

"

Genuinely invested!

J

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


""What's best? Lovejoy or Monarch of the Glen?"

"Fresh Prince Friday"

"If beans give you wind, what does Joe Beans give you?"

"Do you recycle your old Nespresso pods or just chuck them in the bin"

"Is Hot Fuzz on ITV2 soon?"

"How many times do you shake your penis at the urinal?"

"Did you prefer the name Mr Dog or do you prefer Cesar?""

How does Fresh Prince Friday work?

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


""What's best? Lovejoy or Monarch of the Glen?"

"Fresh Prince Friday"

"If beans give you wind, what does Joe Beans give you?"

"Do you recycle your old Nespresso pods or just chuck them in the bin"

"Is Hot Fuzz on ITV2 soon?"

"How many times do you shake your penis at the urinal?"

"Did you prefer the name Mr Dog or do you prefer Cesar?"

How does Fresh Prince Friday work? "

Everyone dresses like Uncle Phil and the best picture wins a prize.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"‘What is your favourite oven temperature?’

‘What is your favourite wash cycle?’

‘Naked Abseiling: Yay or nay?’

‘Bumhole grooming: A lost art? Discuss.’

I like these!

Gas Mark 5

40°C mixed wash (1 hour, 3 minutes)

Nay

Not lost at all, I had the hair ripped from around mine just this Saturday

J"

Twinny. We have the same favourite wash cycle with the same time! Mixed load

Mrs TMN x

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands


"

1h 3mins?! Mine is 2h38m!

There are longer ones. The 40 degree cottons is similar in length to yours. What a pointless exercise when the mixed load is only an hour (and three minutes). This is why it's my favourite. There is also a 15 minute speed wash but you might as well just spit and hope.

J

Why can't washing machines just have two dials. One for temp and one for time. Why Julie, why?

You should patent this! Like right now! Run Willy run!

J"

Another fantastic idea by Willy. Bosch!!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Best cheese

Best meat

Best milk

Best fruit

Best chocolate

I'm hungry now.

Mrs TMN x

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By *agnar73Man 44 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


""What's best? Lovejoy or Monarch of the Glen?""

I used to cycle at gym when Monarch of the Glen was on big screen with subtitles. I’ll hear nothing bad bout it.

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"‘What is your favourite oven temperature?’

‘What is your favourite wash cycle?’

‘Naked Abseiling: Yay or nay?’

‘Bumhole grooming: A lost art? Discuss.’

"

200

Synthetics 40 (1 hour 6 minutes)

(I use the 15 min wash for when I can't be arsed to empty the machine and need to do a refresh wash with a capful of zoflora the next day)

Yay!

Probably, I can't see, so sod it.

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands

Not very inclusive of the veggies and vegans, but...

How do you like your steak cooked?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


""What's best? Lovejoy or Monarch of the Glen?"

"Fresh Prince Friday"

"If beans give you wind, what does Joe Beans give you?"

"Do you recycle your old Nespresso pods or just chuck them in the bin"

"Is Hot Fuzz on ITV2 soon?"

"How many times do you shake your penis at the urinal?"

"Did you prefer the name Mr Dog or do you prefer Cesar?"

How does Fresh Prince Friday work? "

Now, this is a story all about Fab

And a Sydney University Research lab

And I liked to take a minute

Just to sit and play

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a thread on Friday

J

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By *ruceyyMan 44 weeks ago

London

I can lend you my brain for a bit if that helps?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I can lend you my brain for a bit if that helps?"

Ooh! Borrow a fabber's brain. Whose would you borrow and why?

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By *bi HaiveMan 44 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Tash or gash? Photos of forumites consisting of either facial hair or muff. (admittedly nicked from Rob Manuel)

Which forumite would you most like to be locked in a padded cell with?

Who has the most glamorous granny?

How many walnuts can you fit in your chuff?

If you were a puffer fish which celeb would you most like to sting?

If you were trapped in a ravine with a boulder on your arm and had no penknife to hack it off - which forumite would you want to gnaw your arm off to free you?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 44 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

How about

“If you had in front of you a plate of food, and the vagina/penis you most want to taste, what would have to be on that plate of food to make you chose that instead?”

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By *mf123Man 44 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Rate noras rat 2

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan 44 weeks ago

Bradford

One of my most successful threads was fish puns .

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By *stellaWoman 44 weeks ago

London


""What's best? Lovejoy or Monarch of the Glen?"

"Fresh Prince Friday"

"If beans give you wind, what does Joe Beans give you?"

"Do you recycle your old Nespresso pods or just chuck them in the bin"

"Is Hot Fuzz on ITV2 soon?"

"How many times do you shake your penis at the urinal?"

"Did you prefer the name Mr Dog or do you prefer Cesar?"

How does Fresh Prince Friday work?

Now, this is a story all about Fab

And a Sydney University Research lab

And I liked to take a minute

Just to sit and play

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a thread on Friday

J"

(claps)

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By *mf123Man 44 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Forearm thursday was once popular

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 44 weeks ago

Markfield

Have you tried Falafels?

Do you like falafels?

Falafels, main meal or snack?

What do YOU serve with falafels?

How do you eat them: falafels vs creme eggs

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago

Thursday rant.

That used to be a thing didn't it?

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By *agnar73Man 44 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Tash or gash? Photos of forumites consisting of either facial hair or muff. (admittedly nicked from Rob Manuel)

"

Tash or Gash would be great if you could attach pics to a forum post

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By *batMan 44 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

OP, as a couple, send out your most erotic pics to people who have contributed to this thread. They then tell you which they like best.

(I appreciate that this idea might be more fun for me than you).

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago

I'd like more voice note threads please - dirty talk first!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I'd like more voice note threads please - dirty talk first! "

I'll do a dirty talk one if you do!

J

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By *agnar73Man 44 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I'd like more voice note threads please - dirty talk first! "

‘Hello missh moneypenny, d’ye fhancy a shhag?’sort of thing?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan 44 weeks ago

IPSWICH

You could start an in depth discussion about haberdashery. A thread about threads has to be a winner.

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"I'd like more voice note threads please - dirty talk first!

I'll do a dirty talk one if you do!

J"

I need a script

.... or it will be 'what ho, oh your schlong is looking devine tonight, would one like to wrestle my tonsils'

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I'd like more voice note threads please - dirty talk first!

I'll do a dirty talk one if you do!

J

I need a script

.... or it will be 'what ho, oh your schlong is looking devine tonight, would one like to wrestle my tonsils' "

We should write each other's script. I am terrible at talking dirty. "Um, so, shall we, you know, be rude tonight?"

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"I'd like more voice note threads please - dirty talk first!

I'll do a dirty talk one if you do!

J

I need a script

.... or it will be 'what ho, oh your schlong is looking devine tonight, would one like to wrestle my tonsils'

We should write each other's script. I am terrible at talking dirty. "Um, so, shall we, you know, be rude tonight?" "

oh man we are terrible!

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By *stellaWoman 44 weeks ago

London


"I'd like more voice note threads please - dirty talk first!

I'll do a dirty talk one if you do!

J"

Oh I’d do that too! That would be hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"I'd like more voice note threads please - dirty talk first!

I'll do a dirty talk one if you do!

J

Oh I’d do that too! That would be hilarious. "

Maybe we need the same sentence and everyone records their own version!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I'd like more voice note threads please - dirty talk first!

I'll do a dirty talk one if you do!

J

Oh I’d do that too! That would be hilarious.

Maybe we need the same sentence and everyone records their own version! "

Funnily enough, I have just sent you a voice note

J

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 44 weeks ago

North West


"‘What is your favourite oven temperature?’

‘What is your favourite wash cycle?’

‘Naked Abseiling: Yay or nay?’

‘Bumhole grooming: A lost art? Discuss.’

I like these!

Gas Mark 5

40°C mixed wash (1 hour, 3 minutes)

Nay

Not lost at all, I had the hair ripped from around mine just this Saturday

J

1h 3mins?! Mine is 2h38m!

There are longer ones. The 40 degree cottons is similar in length to yours. What a pointless exercise when the mixed load is only an hour (and three minutes). This is why it's my favourite. There is also a 15 minute speed wash but you might as well just spit and hope.

J"

Spit & Hope sounds like a really rough traditional boozer

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 44 weeks ago

North West


"You could start an in depth discussion about haberdashery. A thread about threads has to be a winner. "

Thimbles. Are they last soooooo last century?

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By *ongandharderMan 44 weeks ago

Rotherham


"Hello everybody

I’m just brainstorming really to see if anyone has any new and fresh ideas for threads I can start here in the lounge and take all the credit for.

If it seems a little ironic then maybe this idea to ask for ideas is actually new and fresh.

Looking forward to taking the credit for your ideas already.

Sam

The guy half

Kiss

"

Cosplay, roleplay, uniform sex

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By *stellaWoman 44 weeks ago

London


"I'd like more voice note threads please - dirty talk first!

I'll do a dirty talk one if you do!

J

Oh I’d do that too! That would be hilarious.

Maybe we need the same sentence and everyone records their own version! "

Now that’s a *great* idea!

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By *ongandharderMan 44 weeks ago

Rotherham


"I'd like more voice note threads please - dirty talk first!

I'll do a dirty talk one if you do!

J

Oh I’d do that too! That would be hilarious.

Maybe we need the same sentence and everyone records their own version!

Now that’s a *great* idea!"

That is quite a good idea

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By *ongandharderMan 44 weeks ago

Rotherham

Truth or dare

Say which you want and next person asks or dares you within reason

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By *orny PTMan 44 weeks ago

Peterborough

New companies/utilities/services that you use, that no one has heard of.

(At the risk of being blocked for spamming),

1p mobile: it's my new carrier and I'm only paying £36 PER YEAR for unlimited texts and calls. Limited data though, good for roaming. MSE recommend

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I'd like more voice note threads please - dirty talk first!

I'll do a dirty talk one if you do!

J

Oh I’d do that too! That would be hilarious.

Maybe we need the same sentence and everyone records their own version! "

I *may* have just uploaded as you suggested.

J

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"I'd like more voice note threads please - dirty talk first!

I'll do a dirty talk one if you do!

J

Oh I’d do that too! That would be hilarious.

Maybe we need the same sentence and everyone records their own version!

I *may* have just uploaded as you suggested.

J"

oh my!!

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By *TG3Man 44 weeks ago

Dorchester

The best singer on fab thread

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By *eliWoman 44 weeks ago

.


"I'd like more voice note threads please - dirty talk first!

I'll do a dirty talk one if you do!

J

Oh I’d do that too! That would be hilarious.

Maybe we need the same sentence and everyone records their own version!

I *may* have just uploaded as you suggested.

J"

So I watched your recent video and thought... that must be linked to a thread. Zero chance of it not being.

I'm so tempted to do one as well now.

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By *mf123Man 44 weeks ago

with one foot out the door


"I'd like more voice note threads please - dirty talk first! "
thats called loose women itv daytimes

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands


"OP, as a couple, send out your most erotic pics to people who have contributed to this thread. They then tell you which they like best.

(I appreciate that this idea might be more fun for me than you).

Gbat "

No, this is a lovely idea IMO

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands


"I'd like more voice note threads please - dirty talk first!

I'll do a dirty talk one if you do!

J

Oh I’d do that too! That would be hilarious.

Maybe we need the same sentence and everyone records their own version!

I *may* have just uploaded as you suggested.

J"

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple 44 weeks ago

Staffordshire

What a fantastic thread you’ve all produced!

I love some of these ideas and I hope people run with them, the dirty talk idea is possibly my favourite.

It’s great when the people come together for the good of the people

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"The best singer on fab thread "

*croons a jazzy lullaby in your ear*

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Goats or sheep?

Which one is better for cutting the grass?

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By *orny PTMan 44 weeks ago

Peterborough

Jazz hands: hang on what about an appreciation of hands, shape, size and skill?

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands


"What a fantastic thread you’ve all produced!

I love some of these ideas and I hope people run with them, the dirty talk idea is possibly my favourite.

It’s great when the people come together for the good of the people "

Whoa whoa, what about "Who's cock is it anyway?"

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By *ittlebirdWoman 44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

If you don’t lick it does it even exist?

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By *eyond PurityCouple 44 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

We have a lot of negative threads about guys getting nowhere - maybe the guys who do well can post a thread to show off - no helping others or giving pointers -just show off

We’ve done a copying another persons pics but what about copying but changing something slightly different and do a spot the difference thread

K

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"Would you like a sex one?

I could give you a sex one.

It might be weird to give you a sex one.

Or a cheese one.

Look, you're not paying me for this so you're getting the demo. "

Do a cheese one _eli, too many perverts and sex addicts in here

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By *otsossieMan 44 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Do you fill your car like you’re taking a piss?

How many drop shakes?

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands

Whilst it's fresh in my mind, I wanted to get this idea written down.

Buttock Beats

Poster uploads a video of them playing a tune on their buttocks and the rest of us have to guess the song

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"Whilst it's fresh in my mind, I wanted to get this idea written down.

Buttock Beats

Poster uploads a video of them playing a tune on their buttocks and the rest of us have to guess the song "

Is it The Whole of the Moon?

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By *stellaWoman 44 weeks ago

London


"Whilst it's fresh in my mind, I wanted to get this idea written down.

Buttock Beats

Poster uploads a video of them playing a tune on their buttocks and the rest of us have to guess the song "

Moon River?

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By *stellaWoman 44 weeks ago

London


"Whilst it's fresh in my mind, I wanted to get this idea written down.

Buttock Beats

Poster uploads a video of them playing a tune on their buttocks and the rest of us have to guess the song

Is it The Whole of the Moon?"

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands


"Whilst it's fresh in my mind, I wanted to get this idea written down.

Buttock Beats

Poster uploads a video of them playing a tune on their buttocks and the rest of us have to guess the song

Is it The Whole of the Moon?"

That would be a challenging wank for you

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 44 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Whilst it's fresh in my mind, I wanted to get this idea written down.

Buttock Beats

Poster uploads a video of them playing a tune on their buttocks and the rest of us have to guess the song "

I mean... I may have played this game with Mr in real life. Playing each other's buttocks

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple 44 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Whilst it's fresh in my mind, I wanted to get this idea written down.

Buttock Beats

Poster uploads a video of them playing a tune on their buttocks and the rest of us have to guess the song

Is it The Whole of the Moon?"

Black hole sun?

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By *illy IdolMan 44 weeks ago

Midlands


"Whilst it's fresh in my mind, I wanted to get this idea written down.

Buttock Beats

Poster uploads a video of them playing a tune on their buttocks and the rest of us have to guess the song

I mean... I may have played this game with Mr in real life. Playing each other's buttocks "

Welcome our first poster

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By *ycanNightsMan 44 weeks ago

Workington

Inspired by a game on b3ta.com

But a game of man milk or moo milk featuring the ladies of the forum ...

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By *ycanNightsMan 44 weeks ago

Workington


"Inspired by a game on b3ta.com

But a game of man milk or moo milk featuring the ladies of the forum ... "

A link would be handy....

https://www2.b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/

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By *bi HaiveMan 44 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Inspired by a game on b3ta.com

But a game of man milk or moo milk featuring the ladies of the forum ...

A link would be handy....

https://www2.b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/"

Hey! I've already suggested nicking Rob Manuel's greatest game - tash or gash. He'll be coming after us if we pinch them all....

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By *mooth shaftMan 44 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Inspired by a game on b3ta.com

But a game of man milk or moo milk featuring the ladies of the forum ...

A link would be handy....

https://www2.b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/"

I got 2 wrong! Need to brush on my milk and spunk knowledge

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By *orny PTMan 44 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Do you fill your car like you’re taking a piss?

How many drop shakes?"

I've never seen a woman sitting down/squatting at the pumps?

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"Who's cock is it anyway?

You upload a picture of a forumites penis and we all have to guess who it belongs to."

Are Ryan styles and Colin mockery in this or nah?

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By *ycanNightsMan 44 weeks ago

Workington


"Inspired by a game on b3ta.com

But a game of man milk or moo milk featuring the ladies of the forum ...

A link would be handy....

https://www2.b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/

I got 2 wrong! Need to brush on my milk and spunk knowledge "

Must do better

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By *ycanNightsMan 44 weeks ago

Workington


"Inspired by a game on b3ta.com

But a game of man milk or moo milk featuring the ladies of the forum ...

A link would be handy....

https://www2.b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/

Hey! I've already suggested nicking Rob Manuel's greatest game - tash or gash. He'll be coming after us if we pinch them all.... "

Haha...there nothing new anymore

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By *bi HaiveMan 44 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Inspired by a game on b3ta.com

But a game of man milk or moo milk featuring the ladies of the forum ...

A link would be handy....

https://www2.b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/

Hey! I've already suggested nicking Rob Manuel's greatest game - tash or gash. He'll be coming after us if we pinch them all....

Haha...there nothing new anymore "

B3ta was epic back in the day though. The quizzes were awesome.

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By *ycanNightsMan 44 weeks ago

Workington


"Inspired by a game on b3ta.com

But a game of man milk or moo milk featuring the ladies of the forum ...

A link would be handy....

https://www2.b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/

Hey! I've already suggested nicking Rob Manuel's greatest game - tash or gash. He'll be coming after us if we pinch them all....

Haha...there nothing new anymore

B3ta was epic back in the day though. The quizzes were awesome. "

It was a definite must visit website

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By *ycanNightsMan 44 weeks ago

Workington


"Inspired by a game on b3ta.com

But a game of man milk or moo milk featuring the ladies of the forum ...

A link would be handy....

https://www2.b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/

Hey! I've already suggested nicking Rob Manuel's greatest game - tash or gash. He'll be coming after us if we pinch them all....

Haha...there nothing new anymore

B3ta was epic back in the day though. The quizzes were awesome. "

And some classic tunes

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago

Tory Thrashing Thursday.

It would be very popular, I'd wager

M

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago

Who's tag line is it anyway.

People post a tag line/profile title and the posters need to match it to the forum user

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"Who's tag line is it anyway.

People post a tag line/profile title and the posters need to match it to the forum user

"

You could another version with people's silly location entries.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 44 weeks ago

North West


"Do you fill your car like you’re taking a piss?

How many drop shakes?

I've never seen a woman sitting down/squatting at the pumps?"

You've not seen me using a fuel pump, then! I sit down.

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"Inspired by a game on b3ta.com

But a game of man milk or moo milk featuring the ladies of the forum ... "

You could add breast milk too, to bring it up to date

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By *TG3Man 44 weeks ago

Dorchester


"The best singer on fab thread

*croons a jazzy lullaby in your ear*"

lol hey can you do lullabys?

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