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Is it all a load of Bollocks?
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By *ddie1966 OP Man 44 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
I hope this thread isn't pulled as it's something I've always wondered.
It's a known fact that when it's on the chilly side, a man's bollocks will retract somewhere warmer (and the old fella shrinks too, but that's by the bye).
But ladies, and others of course, do you enjoy a man's hacky sack slapping your bottom ar slapping your chin...(you get the idea), or do you prefer the shrunken style, or dare I say, virtual nadgers, that have gone into hiding ? |
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By *ddie1966 OP Man 44 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
"My balls terrify me when they shrink in cold temps. Also sometimes happens after a tense workout. They just like to hide the fuckers and I always near panic attack that they are gone for good!"
I know how you feel brother, but have no fear, in spring, when it gets warmer they always grow back...  |
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By *ddie1966 OP Man 44 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
"I kind of don't really notice them beyond as something to play with when the main event needs a break  "
Well that's nice, I must say...
Just another toy to play with in the toy box, that is man.
However, a good pint we'll made.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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I don’t tell many true stories, here’s one.
When I was younger, I was on holiday in Wales, and we went to the beach for a day. A Friend and I waited into the sea and decided we were going to swim over to a rock/island. The sea was bloody freezing. After about what I felt was three hours of swimming, and I’d only got 100 m (I’m not a strong swimmer) I decided to turn back because I knew I couldn’t make it, so I swam back to shore in my shorts. I climbed out of the sea and went behind a rock to get changed with my towel., when I looked at my tackle, I had a fucking heart attack, because I thought at frozen it off. It was about as a hard and a small as a Brazil nut. I actually panicked. it took about an hour for it to thaw out and go back to normal size.
*true story. It just popped into my mind when I read your post.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"I don’t tell many true stories, here’s one.
When I was younger, I was on holiday in Wales, and we went to the beach for a day. A Friend and I waited into the sea and decided we were going to swim over to a rock/island. The sea was bloody freezing. After about what I felt was three hours of swimming, and I’d only got 100 m (I’m not a strong swimmer) I decided to turn back because I knew I couldn’t make it, so I swam back to shore in my shorts. I climbed out of the sea and went behind a rock to get changed with my towel., when I looked at my tackle, I had a fucking heart attack, because I thought at frozen it off. It was about as a hard and a small as a Brazil nut. I actually panicked. it took about an hour for it to thaw out and go back to normal size.
*true story. It just popped into my mind when I read your post. "
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By *ddie1966 OP Man 44 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
"I don’t tell many true stories, here’s one.
When I was younger, I was on holiday in Wales, and we went to the beach for a day. A Friend and I waited into the sea and decided we were going to swim over to a rock/island. The sea was bloody freezing. After about what I felt was three hours of swimming, and I’d only got 100 m (I’m not a strong swimmer) I decided to turn back because I knew I couldn’t make it, so I swam back to shore in my shorts. I climbed out of the sea and went behind a rock to get changed with my towel., when I looked at my tackle, I had a fucking heart attack, because I thought at frozen it off. It was about as a hard and a small as a Brazil nut. I actually panicked. it took about an hour for it to thaw out and go back to normal size.
*true story. It just popped into my mind when I read your post. "
I've just got one simple phrase that says it all.
LITTLE BIG NOSE.
The children's story off Jackanory.
I just knew it was written by a perverted author. |
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"I don’t tell many true stories, here’s one.
When I was younger, I was on holiday in Wales, and we went to the beach for a day. A Friend and I waited into the sea and decided we were going to swim over to a rock/island. The sea was bloody freezing. After about what I felt was three hours of swimming, and I’d only got 100 m (I’m not a strong swimmer) I decided to turn back because I knew I couldn’t make it, so I swam back to shore in my shorts. I climbed out of the sea and went behind a rock to get changed with my towel., when I looked at my tackle, I had a fucking heart attack, because I thought at frozen it off. It was about as a hard and a small as a Brazil nut. I actually panicked. it took about an hour for it to thaw out and go back to normal size.
*true story. It just popped into my mind when I read your post. "
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Whilst I am immensely fond of my cock, I would be more than happy to do without any balls at all. I could do without many of the manly traits which their hormonal secretions allegedly encourage and they severely hurt when your bike chain fails.
Also, I don't subscribe to the rubber bulb water pistol theory of seminal ejaculation.
I spend the warmer days of the year naked in the sunshine, so my balls do a fair amount of dangling. However, they still serve to emphasise the magnificence of 'Summers' who is usually long and hot. |
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By *ddie1966 OP Man 44 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
A similar thing happened to me Woody.
I went for a swim, as a bet, in a glacial lake above Kandersteg called Oeschinensee.
I was sitting down to pee for a couple of days after that.
No massaging could bring the wedding tackle back to life again |
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I can’t quite believe I’m commenting on this thread.
There are certain positions and moments where a little “ball bounce” adds to it
Generally it’s not something I give a huge amount of thought to.
Now I’m off to bleach my brain. |
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By *ddie1966 OP Man 44 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
"I can’t quite believe I’m commenting on this thread.
There are certain positions and moments where a little “ball bounce” adds to it
Generally it’s not something I give a huge amount of thought to.
Now I’m off to bleach my brain."
Sorry.
I'll refrain from the deep searching conundrums a man faces in life.
This could also be an opening for Adult Shops.
Prosthetic Scrotums for men in the winter season.
Available in 4 different sizes.
The largest being called "The Holy Shit!" |
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This could also be an opening for Adult Shops.
Prosthetic Scrotums for men in the winter season.
Available in 4 different sizes.
The largest being called "The Holy Shit!""
I've always thought that it would be fun, when playing the part of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, to change the line
"O my prophetic soul!" to "Oh my prosthetic hole!" and see if anyone notices. |
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