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Ey up good folks 
An incredibly impertinent and bally intrusive question for you all:
When was the last time you played with yourself? (Wanked, fertled, strummed, fiddled with your middle etc)
Don’t be bashful; in accordance with the lyrics of the great George Benson and later covered by the equally amazing Whitney Houston:
‘… Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all.’
…..This song does pertain to masturbation, right….?
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I had a really good oily wank first thing this morning and then again around 12:30.
Then Henriette came home from work just after 2pm and we had a very satisfactory fuck on the Sherlock chair but I had to really go hard towards the end as I was running on empty and didn’t want her disappointed at my lack of ‘completion’.
She was impressed with the growling animalistic climax I produced which she stated really intensified her own.
I’ve had a busy day. |
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"I had a really good oily wank first thing this morning and then again around 12:30.
Then Henriette came home from work just after 2pm and we had a very satisfactory fuck on the Sherlock chair but I had to really go hard towards the end as I was running on empty and didn’t want her disappointed at my lack of ‘completion’.
She was impressed with the growling animalistic climax I produced which she stated really intensified her own.
I’ve had a busy day."
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"I had a really good oily wank first thing this morning and then again around 12:30.
Then Henriette came home from work just after 2pm and we had a very satisfactory fuck on the Sherlock chair but I had to really go hard towards the end as I was running on empty and didn’t want her disappointed at my lack of ‘completion’.
She was impressed with the growling animalistic climax I produced which she stated really intensified her own.
I’ve had a busy day."
That’s my wank material sorted 
I’ll return in half an hour and tell you all I wanked just now. |
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By *stellaWoman 44 weeks ago
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"I had a really good oily wank first thing this morning and then again around 12:30.
Then Henriette came home from work just after 2pm and we had a very satisfactory fuck on the Sherlock chair but I had to really go hard towards the end as I was running on empty and didn’t want her disappointed at my lack of ‘completion’.
She was impressed with the growling animalistic climax I produced which she stated really intensified her own.
I’ve had a busy day.
Have some cheese to celebrate."
That’s what he said. |
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"I had a really good oily wank first thing this morning and then again around 12:30.
Then Henriette came home from work just after 2pm and we had a very satisfactory fuck on the Sherlock chair but I had to really go hard towards the end as I was running on empty and didn’t want her disappointed at my lack of ‘completion’.
She was impressed with the growling animalistic climax I produced which she stated really intensified her own.
I’ve had a busy day.
That’s my wank material sorted
I’ll return in half an hour and tell you all I wanked just now. "
Save your ink… catch it on video for us all instead |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"I had a really good oily wank first thing this morning and then again around 12:30.
Then Henriette came home from work just after 2pm and we had a very satisfactory fuck on the Sherlock chair but I had to really go hard towards the end as I was running on empty and didn’t want her disappointed at my lack of ‘completion’.
She was impressed with the growling animalistic climax I produced which she stated really intensified her own.
I’ve had a busy day.
Have some cheese to celebrate.
That’s what he said. "
I did. |
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"I had a really good oily wank first thing this morning and then again around 12:30.
Then Henriette came home from work just after 2pm and we had a very satisfactory fuck on the Sherlock chair but I had to really go hard towards the end as I was running on empty and didn’t want her disappointed at my lack of ‘completion’.
She was impressed with the growling animalistic climax I produced which she stated really intensified her own.
I’ve had a busy day.
That’s my wank material sorted
I’ll return in half an hour and tell you all I wanked just now.
Save your ink… catch it on video for us all instead "
I’m back! I wanked. And there may just be a little tribute coming your way soon
Not tonight though, my wax is due Thursday  |
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I seem to get horny at times when I can't do anything about it.
mrs x