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over a year ago
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"Can fart the first verse of Rule Brittania after only one can of cola
Has pulled off the venus de milo impression!"
Straightened up the Leaning Tower of Pisa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can fart the first verse of Rule Brittania after only one can of cola
Has pulled off the venus de milo impression!
Straightened up the Leaning Tower of Pisa
Pushed it back again"
A PHD in finding women undatable. |
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"Ray Mears lookalike competition first prize.
Became Spanish with one text  .
Custard promoter of the year 
They got thrown out of Mos Eisley for being a bit much for them  "
Most insurance policies written for Fab threads. |
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"Ray Mears lookalike competition first prize.
Became Spanish with one text .
Custard promoter of the year
They got thrown out of Mos Eisley for being a bit much for them
Most insurance policies written for Fab threads. "
Passed through a village and managed to pull a sword from a stone that no-one had ever been able to move. |
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"Achieved the best impression of a floret of broccoli dancing in the style of Kate Bush ever seen in Preston.
Having awesome looking glasses frames 
Made socks and sandals fashionable "
THE Custard Muse. |
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"Achieved the award for fabs best profile pic
Won an award for services to acronyms.
Is so good at oral, his book squirted in his face."
Expert at frowning |
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"Achieved the award for fabs best profile pic
Won an award for services to acronyms.
Is so good at oral, his book squirted in his face.
Expert at frowning "
Was voted most likely girl in the school to become a vampire. |
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"Achieved the award for fabs best profile pic
Won an award for services to acronyms.
Is so good at oral, his book squirted in his face.
Expert at frowning
Ambassador for Lilliput "
Coined the word 'thwack'. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Officially recognised as the closest human equivalent of the  emoji.
Circumnavigated the globe in a barrel
Is an anagram of Ray Manzarek"
Is the only person in Scotland not to have featured in Taggart |
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"National tie-ironing champion.
Once bought a sofa from DFS when there wasn't a sale on
Used the soporific powers of tits to achieve lasting peace in the middle east"
Pretty much anything and everything she decided upon. |
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"Pretty much anything and everything she decided upon.
Can eat 3 shredded wheat with only mild ill effects
Has mastered poking eyes out from photos alone x"
Won £1000 on Deal or No Deal and has a signed noel Edmonds mug shot. |
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"Greatness 
The only human to have ever fully merged with a table 
The ability to devour the souls of his enemies with that spare mouth he's grown. Good job, really impressed."
She was the first woman to complete a marathon on a space hopper |
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"Greatness
The only human to have ever fully merged with a table
The ability to devour the souls of his enemies with that spare mouth he's grown. Good job, really impressed.
She was the first woman to complete a marathon on a space hopper"
^^^The first man to use a Sky remote to measure his penis and trapped his foreskin in the battery compartment. |
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"Greatness
The only human to have ever fully merged with a table
The ability to devour the souls of his enemies with that spare mouth he's grown. Good job, really impressed.
She was the first woman to complete a marathon on a space hopper
^^^The first man to use a Sky remote to measure his penis and trapped his foreskin in the battery compartment."
True story. Think that's why they call me duracell  |
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"Greatness
The only human to have ever fully merged with a table to be fair it was a hotel table "
A brief but memorable love affair?
You know the day "table" disappears from your profile pic I'm going to have abandonment issues Fred  . |
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"Used cunnilingus skills to design a patented underwater ear-breathing apparatus.
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Wowed a circus' manager with her sword-swallowing skills. When asked she said she had practiced for years with her husband. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Flown the Space Shuttle
In the process of learning to shibari has just managed to tie his shoe lace up "
Became the first recording of a man singing Peaches whilst having his face sat on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flown the Space Shuttle
In the process of learning to shibari has just managed to tie his shoe lace up
Became the first recording of a man singing Peaches whilst having his face sat on."
Moving to the country gonna eat me a lot of peaches |
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"Flown the Space Shuttle
In the process of learning to shibari has just managed to tie his shoe lace up
Became the first recording of a man singing Peaches whilst having his face sat on."
Single-handedly reintroduced the word 'quim' to the English language. |
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"Nettle eating contest"
Do you mean the one where I ate the live wasps and cobras too?
Or the one where I wrestled the tyger first?
That tyger's one of my best friends now  .
You:
Took on Forum.
Won.
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"Nettle eating contest
Do you mean the one where I ate the live wasps and cobras too?
Or the one where I wrestled the tyger first?
That tyger's one of my best friends now .
You:
Took on Forum.
Won.
x"
Travelled to Alpha Centauri by astral projection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gathering the worlds largest collection of beach balls
Has the world record for the most amount of Jaffa cakes held in the foreskin "
Prestige Master in Black Ops 2. Twice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gathering the worlds largest collection of beach balls
Has the world record for the most amount of Jaffa cakes held in the foreskin
Prestige Master in Black Ops 2. Twice."
OMG I ACTUALLY DID THIS!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gathering the worlds largest collection of beach balls
Has the world record for the most amount of Jaffa cakes held in the foreskin
Prestige Master in Black Ops 2. Twice.
OMG I ACTUALLY DID THIS!!!"
Names evey duck she sees |
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"Gathering the worlds largest collection of beach balls
Has the world record for the most amount of Jaffa cakes held in the foreskin
Prestige Master in Black Ops 2. Twice.
OMG I ACTUALLY DID THIS!!!
Names evey duck she sees "
Is so dinky, she travels the world in a glitter chariot pulled by six black and white swans. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As achieved time travel using nothing but a spade and some liquorice all sorts
Took on Superman with his penis alone.
Almost won  ."
Can fit an entire pack of Cadburys Cream Eggs in his mouth at once. |
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