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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I managed to tear my hamstring having sex last weekend. I can barely walk but it was totally worth the pain.
I’m assuming I’m not the only one?
Would love to hear your experiences… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I managed to tear my hamstring having sex last weekend. I can barely walk but it was totally worth the pain.
I’m assuming I’m not the only one?
Would love to hear your experiences…"
Sorry to hear of your injury. If the nice lady still needs serviced then I’ll sub for you until you’re back to full health. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does heartbreak count?  only if it occurred during the act babe
God imagine being dumped post-nut before he’s even pulled out? Horrifying. "
That is actually horrifying |
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"I managed to tear my hamstring having sex last weekend. I can barely walk but it was totally worth the pain.
I’m assuming I’m not the only one?
Would love to hear your experiences…"
Could've been a worse string. The banjo. Oooft happened to my mate when he caught it in a zipped. He nearly bled out lol. |
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Not an injury as such but could have been. Was in a hotel room trying to be all sexy and stuff and I seductively kicked my heel off.
It went straight through the glass window onto the balcony .
I’m not good at trying to be sexy  |
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"Thankfully nothing more than the obligatory grazed knees and carpet burns for me.
Oh, and a few erect nipples in the eye
Your own eyes?"
Yes indeed; They lean forward and an errant nipple spears me in the eye like a cruise missile.
Mind you, I’m not complaining as such |
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"Oh I remembered another one! The reason I’m not keen on reverse cowgirl anymore.
Luckily his cock didn’t totally snap in half and is still usable. Just "
*Crosses legs in discomfort at the thought*  |
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By *usurrusCouple
over a year ago
North West. |
A very bruised and stunningly coloured (almost artistically so) cock following a meet. No pain at the time and everything continued to work. Personally, we think he was just attention seeking. |
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"Oh I remembered another one! The reason I’m not keen on reverse cowgirl anymore.
Luckily his cock didn’t totally snap in half and is still usable. Just
*Crosses legs in discomfort at the thought* "
It’s fine we can do it the other way  . I’ll even put an erect nipple in your eye  |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Not an injury as such but could have been. Was in a hotel room trying to be all sexy and stuff and I seductively kicked my heel off.
It went straight through the glass window onto the balcony .
I’m not good at trying to be sexy "
You and shoes are a danger |
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"Oh I remembered another one! The reason I’m not keen on reverse cowgirl anymore.
Luckily his cock didn’t totally snap in half and is still usable. Just
*Crosses legs in discomfort at the thought*
It’s fine we can do it the other way . I’ll even put an erect nipple in your eye "
 Joist them in my pupils |
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"Not an injury as such but could have been. Was in a hotel room trying to be all sexy and stuff and I seductively kicked my heel off.
It went straight through the glass window onto the balcony .
I’m not good at trying to be sexy
You and shoes are a danger "
Hahahaha. Yep. I shouldn’t wear heels |
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I gave someone a black eye once!
We had slid down the bed, and as I came up to shuffle back up the bed, he came down to pull me up and I cracked his cheekbone with my head!
I also broke a toe, on a bed leg, not the same time though. |
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With a GF I pushed her knickers to one side and mounted missionary style, the seam of her knickers sprung back on to my shaft, I could feel it at the time but with passion running high and sex releasing natural pain killers in the body I ignored it, afterwards it looked like some one had took a file to my nob and scored a 3"x1/2 inch straight line, took ages to heal and my undies stunk of germolene for weeks |
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"With a GF I pushed her knickers to one side and mounted missionary style, the seam of her knickers sprung back on to my shaft, I could feel it at the time but with passion running high and sex releasing natural pain killers in the body I ignored it, afterwards it looked like some one had took a file to my nob and scored a 3"x1/2 inch straight line, took ages to heal and my undies stunk of germolene for weeks"
Yep. Been there. Fucking with knickers on is so much better than making love without. I had a serious friction burn through this. Pumping through the pain barrier lol, knowing that once it's all over there is gonna be a whole lot of discomfort and celibacy. |
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Yeah stage1 banjo and bite marks. Nearly blacked out after the banjo, it bled so much. I swear I gained a half inch though.
Other than that, cramps, probably a broken toe.
A lot of sex positions are bloody stupid. You can’t get leverage/traction.
I think in future I’ll just sit in a high-backed chair and demand to be satisfied. |
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By *ltrMan
over a year ago
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Not me but a friend of mine is a paramedic and last year
Attend a flat .A large guy answered door and said follow me and went into bedroom to be greeted with dildos on floor and a female on bed he thought oops a Dildo gone wrong but no, sticking out of the ladies lower region was a large carrot that the pelvic girdle had closed on as it was inserted fat end first .a trip to theatre followed to dice the carrot iam sure they won't be trying that again |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Only injuries I’ve come out with where a cramp fucking in backseat of my old Fiesta & quite severe scratches on my arm and shoulder from my fuck buddy!  she claws and shakes like a leopard having a seizure when she cums  |
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"I did my banjo string years ago, wow that was painful and loads of blood lol
Couldn’t perform for a few weeks until it all healed up lol "
I did my banjo to when I was younger fucking hurt like hell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fingermark bruises on my neck which took quite some explaining to work colleagues.
Legs so stiff that I ached for days afterwards and far, far more than a 100 mile cycle ride.
It was definitely worth it though |
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First off im not young but has sex last week as tho I was young again it was fantastic . then it felt as though
I'd had my insides pulled out of my chest fell rough for days after thank fuck its gone now. Got round 6 six come up at the weekend but this woman going to be the death of me but what a way to go. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
Had to sit on the back of a motorbike for 350 bumpy kms with an extremely bruised bottom after being spanked. It was both painful and embarrassing when the tour group stopped to swim at a waterfall and I only had a skimpy bikini to wear!
Slipped in the shower hit my head and got concussion
Unable to sit down for 2 days after a particularly long and vigorous weekend |
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Friction burn from her knickers.
Nerve damage to my neck when her teeth clamped on during an orgasm, took about 4 months for sensation to return to the patch of skin affected.
A lady who bragged she was amazing at blowjobs, tooth marks and her hand slipped off managing to punch me in the balls so hard I had to stop her carrying on. |
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Im stood at the end of the bed, girls on her back and ive got her legs on my shoulders , we were in long pounding mode , shes rubbing her clit, and i pull out that little too much, slip and slide towards her fingers, next minute theres blood pissing out of my helmet! That one hurt and sadly was the end of him for a while. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not an injury as such but could have been. Was in a hotel room trying to be all sexy and stuff and I seductively kicked my heel off.
It went straight through the glass window onto the balcony .
I’m not good at trying to be sexy "
Lol....that's just too funny....I can just picture the scene right now
I can only imagine your faces when ye heard the crashing glass lol.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think the worst was a third degree burn which was caused by a flamethrower. And the second worst was the fish finger that got stuck in my cervix and caused a severe case of thrush. At least it is always a funny story to tell at the dinner table. |
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