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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
To have sex with me. Or someone else on the thread I guess. But always me as well. So I can be a no but then someone else a yes.
It's a selfish inclusive game.
You can say no. You can. It's 2024. But say yes. Cause look at me.
And no dicking about oooh I would let you wrestle my jellyfish nonsense. This is a cold hard fact thread. The documentaries of threads if you will. The BBC news. Hugh Edwards, he was also a kinky bastard. |
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"To have sex with me. Or someone else on the thread I guess. But always me as well. So I can be a no but then someone else a yes.
It's a selfish inclusive game.
You can say no. You can. It's 2024. But say yes. Cause look at me.
And no dicking about oooh I would let you wrestle my jellyfish nonsense. This is a cold hard fact thread. The documentaries of threads if you will. The BBC news. Hugh Edwards, he was also a kinky bastard."
I am admittedly rather sexually intrigued by this jellyfish wrestling you make mention of Brucey….  |
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"How did anyone read that this was a would you fuck yourself thread? PW already did that!"
"Selfish inclusive" was the hint for me.
Also I was just the best option at the time of my original reply  |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"How did anyone read that this was a would you fuck yourself thread? PW already did that!
"Selfish inclusive" was the hint for me.
Also I was just the best option at the time of my original reply "
You're so Katy Perry hot and cold! You sometimes want my penis, then don't apparently...like that daisy game! |
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"How did anyone read that this was a would you fuck yourself thread? PW already did that!
"Selfish inclusive" was the hint for me.
Also I was just the best option at the time of my original reply
You're so Katy Perry hot and cold! You sometimes want my penis, then don't apparently...like that daisy game!"
If I say you can wrestle my jellyfish does that make it clearer for you? |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'd fuck me
Me too. Not so much you, but me. Me is fuckable
I can agree with that.
You are fuckable too of course. But it's all about me, and me is far more important "
Kai I'm yet to come across a woman here who wouldn't fuck you. Make the thread you'll see! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"I'd fuck me
Me too. Not so much you, but me. Me is fuckable
I can agree with that.
You are fuckable too of course. But it's all about me, and me is far more important
Kai I'm yet to come across a woman here who wouldn't fuck you. Make the thread you'll see!"
Oh I won't be doing that |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Kai I'm yet to come across a woman here who wouldn't fuck you. Make the thread you'll see!
To be fair, if he wasn't so close to Scouse, I'd be trying a lot harder to jump his bones "
But you still would wouldn't you? Even through all the raspy Scouse sounds |
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"Kai I'm yet to come across a woman here who wouldn't fuck you. Make the thread you'll see!
To be fair, if he wasn't so close to Scouse, I'd be trying a lot harder to jump his bones
But you still would wouldn't you? Even through all the raspy Scouse sounds "
I can find ways to occupy his mouth I'm sure.
Or take some noise cancelling headphones. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Kai I'm yet to come across a woman here who wouldn't fuck you. Make the thread you'll see!
To be fair, if he wasn't so close to Scouse, I'd be trying a lot harder to jump his bones
But you still would wouldn't you? Even through all the raspy Scouse sounds
I can find ways to occupy his mouth I'm sure.
Or take some noise cancelling headphones."
Hey! I'm quite softly spoken |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I like that you're horndogging again Brucey.
So yeah, sure, I'd fuck me.
Anyone else? Erm. Maybe. Who knows?
You'd fuck me?
Have you ever watched Saltburn? You should."
Yes. But I'm not going down on you when you're bleeding |
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