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I need to find my big girl pants
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"Can you help me find them please? " I’ve got them. See my wank thread. | |||
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"I’ve got some great new pants. But, do you mean you’re needing courage for something?" Yes! | |||
"You're only a big girl if you can find them all by yourself " God dammit! I'm screwed then 
Oh I see what you did there! Smart!
But can I do it? I'm even more screwed now aren't I! | |||
"I’ve got some great new pants. But, do you mean you’re needing courage for something? Yes!" You can do it. I believe in you | |||
"Can you help me find them please? " Just ask Bridget for them back babe… all will be good  | |||
"I’ve got some great new pants. But, do you mean you’re needing courage for something? Yes!" You can do it!! I believe in you! The fear and the anticipation is always worse than the reality. | |||
"Can you help me find them please? " Deep breath and go for it. It’s never as bad as your mind is making you fear it will be. Unless you actually just need big pants in which case I’d suggest m and s | |||
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"Can you help me find them please? " Going skydiving? | |||
"Can you help me find them please? " Bridget jones ask her | |||
"Leave the pants out of it. And just do it. Whatever it is. Unless it’s bad. Then don’t do it." This is as clear as mud  | |||
"Leave the pants out of it. And just do it. Whatever it is. Unless it’s bad. Then don’t do it." Great advice Misty | |||
"Leave the pants out of it. And just do it. Whatever it is. Unless it’s bad. Then don’t do it." So now I need to courage to do it with no pants.... you're brutal  | |||
"Leave the pants out of it. And just do it. Whatever it is. Unless it’s bad. Then don’t do it. So now I need to courage to do it with no pants.... you're brutal "Happy to lend a hand or two | |||
"Can you help me find them please? " Can you take them out my mouth please.
What’s up or what are you needing them for? | |||
"Leave the pants out of it. And just do it. Whatever it is. Unless it’s bad. Then don’t do it. This is as clear as mud "Thank you | |||
Tinder | |||
"Leave the pants out of it. And just do it. Whatever it is. Unless it’s bad. Then don’t do it. So now I need to courage to do it with no pants.... you're brutal "Tough love  | |||
"Leave the pants out of it. And just do it. Whatever it is. Unless it’s bad. Then don’t do it. This is as clear as mud
Thank you "You’re very welcome. It was very much expected from you darling | |||
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I’ve seen them in passing (obviously I don’t linger in the ladies undergarment section….) | |||
"Deep breath what's the worst that could happen
Tinder "I could make a right tit of myself. | |||
"Asda
I’ve seen them in passing (obviously I don’t linger in the ladies undergarment section….) "No? No touching the crotch and then surreptitiously sniffing your fingers. Inhaling the faint aroma of Warehouse. Your breeches tightening at the thought of all those pallets….? | |||
"Deep breath what's the worst that could happen
Tinder
I could make a right tit of myself.
"Just bleedin do it woman!!
There’s worse things in life than looking like your right tit. | |||
"Deep breath what's the worst that could happen
Tinder
I could make a right tit of myself.
"Then that'll be a bra or half of one you'll need | |||
"Deep breath what's the worst that could happen
Tinder
I could make a right tit of myself.
"If that happens, I’ll make a left tit of myself and we can make a lovely pair | |||
"Asda
I’ve seen them in passing (obviously I don’t linger in the ladies undergarment section….)
No? No touching the crotch and then surreptitiously sniffing your fingers. Inhaling the faint aroma of Warehouse. Your breeches tightening at the thought of all those pallets….?" Well…..I may have inadvertently brushed my nose against them whilst walking past them…. repeatedly….  | |||
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"Can you help me find them please? " Look under that blueberry bush | |||
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"Deep breath what's the worst that could happen
Tinder
I could make a right tit of myself.
"You might not. Do it. | |||
"Can you help me find them please? " They're in a heap on my bedroom floor | |||
"They're next to your little girl pants and your woman pants. You just need to choose which ones fit best right now and make your choices from there. X " This | |||
"Deep breath what's the worst that could happen
Tinder
I could make a right tit of myself.
"Don't take yourself too seriously, also, tits are exquisite, especially yours. | |||
"Deep breath what's the worst that could happen
Tinder
I could make a right tit of myself.
"Yeah but did anybody die? *shrugs* If answer is no, it's worth trying!  You got this PW!  | |||
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"Can you help me find them please? " Let’s retrack your steps…. They’ll be along that path somewhere | |||
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"Have you found them yet op? " Nope but it looks like other factors are going to put a stop to a lot of things for a while.  | |||
"Have you found them yet op? Nope but it looks like other factors are going to put a stop to a lot of things for a while. " | |||
"Have you found them yet op? Nope but it looks like other factors are going to put a stop to a lot of things for a while. "Hang in there. | |||
"Have you found them yet op? Nope but it looks like other factors are going to put a stop to a lot of things for a while. " | |||
