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"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking.
I watched that the other day to be fair. It's not as bad as you think
How do they hold the fag?  "
In their mouths, no hands. It's amazing what they can do |
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over a year ago
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"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking.
I watched that the other day to be fair. It's not as bad as you think
How do they hold the fag?
In their mouths, no hands. It's amazing what they can do"
I'm trying to banish the visual now  |
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Pretty much all of it,I find it incredibly boring particularly when you have to trawl through endless, step whatever this,or stuck that,fake this and squirty that.
It's so detached from actual real sex that it's not something you can fantasize about.
It was about the small possibility of a scenario actually happening.
Now it's utter shit, short attention span fakery for the hard of thinking.
I'd rather have a cup of tea.
Bring back the bush!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking.
I watched that the other day to be fair. It's not as bad as you think
How do they hold the fag?
Tut tut - it’s homosexual "
Took me a minute!  |
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By *lder.Woman
over a year ago
Not Local |
"Pretty much all of it,I find it incredibly boring particularly when you have to trawl through endless, step whatever this,or stuck that,fake this and squirty that.
It's so detached from actual real sex that it's not something you can fantasize about.
It was about the small possibility of a scenario actually happening.
Now it's utter shit, short attention span fakery for the hard of thinking.
I'd rather have a cup of tea.
Bring back the bush!!!"
I do enjoy your posts  |
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"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking.
I watched that the other day to be fair. It's not as bad as you think
So that was you on my webcam!"
I seen you knuckle shuffling. Don't deny it |
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"Amputee dwarves shitting on each other and smoking.
I watched that the other day to be fair. It's not as bad as you think
So that was you on my webcam!
I seen you knuckle shuffling. Don't deny it"
I told you, I have several horrific diseases of the winkie and I was scratching hard.
Phew, that could have been embarrassing. |
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"Can’t stand the prevalence of “step” porn. Step daughter, step brother, step mother , step dad. Get to stepping and fuck off. "
You seen Stepladder Porn ??
It's awful, I was climbing up the walls . |
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"Can’t stand the prevalence of “step” porn. Step daughter, step brother, step mother , step dad. Get to stepping and fuck off.
You seen Stepladder Porn ??
It's awful, I was climbing up the walls ."
Get out! |
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By *1876Man
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Pretty much all of it,I find it incredibly boring particularly when you have to trawl through endless, step whatever this,or stuck that,fake this and squirty that.
It's so detached from actual real sex that it's not something you can fantasize about.
It was about the small possibility of a scenario actually happening.
Now it's utter shit, short attention span fakery for the hard of thinking.
I'd rather have a cup of tea.
Bring back the bush!!!"
Have to agree with this one....too much fakery (false enormous cocks, false squirting, false cumshots such as Cumblast....pretty much false everything). At least back in the 70s and 80s, whilst it might have been cheesy (and with far too much pubic hair) at least it was tongue in cheek (and various crevasses) and fun.
Whilst it was fantasy, that was the idea and it worked well within that context. Imaginary scenarios, embarrassing situations turned into fun sex scenes...now it's just too false for it's own good.
Having said that, there IS some good porn still out there, but I still prefer the good ol' days. |
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By *1876Man
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Steven Hawking sex tapes
It's actually wheelie good
That is actually very amusing
And I now feel guilty for finding it amusing  "
Well, I heard that he fills a few gaping black holes in it |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago
About 3 feet away from the fence |
Amateur/homemade.
I prefer porn to have a professional production value. Multiple angles, studio grade lighting, HD cameras & actors with fitness model physiques & clear skin.
I want to see the fantasy, not the reality. |
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"All of it. Boring
We're the same, all of it. All that fake ooh aah... 
Yeah but your life looks like a porn shoot to be fair!
Any ooh aah's (more likely "mmmmmm") are real "
Oh I know I would be doing all the real groans  |
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"All of it. Boring
She needs that real peen!"
I do. The personal vids I have do it for me but porn doesn’t really. I don’t find watching other people a turn on either to be honest. Unless it’s two women together. |
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Anything with preened models, studio lighting, high production values... give me homemade stuff any day.
I want to see pimples on arses and have a nosey at what's going on in the background of normal people's houses! |
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"All of it. Boring
She needs that real peen!
I do. The personal vids I have do it for me but porn doesn’t really. I don’t find watching other people a turn on either to be honest. Unless it’s two women together. "
 I thought you liked that video of me and the random Amazon delivery guy m’lady?  |
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"All of it. Boring
She needs that real peen!
I do. The personal vids I have do it for me but porn doesn’t really. I don’t find watching other people a turn on either to be honest. Unless it’s two women together.
I thought you liked that video of me and the random Amazon delivery guy m’lady? "
. Hmmmmm. Wouldn’t be a fan of that. Even with you in it! |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"Anything with preened models, studio lighting, high production values... give me homemade stuff any day.
I want to see pimples on arses and have a nosey at what's going on in the background of normal people's houses!"
Judge their curtains, that kind of thing? |
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"Family, BDSM or anything else to do with physical harm. I'm not kink shaming just not my thing. I don't tend to go for teen stuff either , it's a bit too 'Jeffrey Epstein' for my liking ! "
Why is everyone so down on Jeffrey Eastern. He did a great job managing the Beatles |
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"Judge their curtains, that kind of thing?"
Exactly, the more crap in the background the better - some of my best sex has been in houses that look like they've just been burgled... Love a good live-in mess! |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"Judge their curtains, that kind of thing?
Exactly, the more crap in the background the better - some of my best sex has been in houses that look like they've just been burgled... Love a good live-in mess!"
"She's hot, but paisley with that carpet?!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Step Dad/Step Mum stuff. Just morally wrong."
What makes me cringe is I'm almost old enough to be your mum. How ancient does that make me feel... pre-historic |
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"Porn that has perfectly formed bodies unlike real life.
Also the ones with music over the top "
Fuck I’ll take any music over listening to the annoying whines / mosns and that croaky American accent whine many have put on |
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