I take myself out on a romantic dinner and buy myself a bouquet of roses before scattering petals liberally over my bed and making lewd suggestions to myself regarding what I’m going to do.… 
But seriously, I always use visualisation when masturbating; The mind provides the most wonderful scenarios  |
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"I take myself out on a romantic dinner and buy myself a bouquet of roses before scattering petals liberally over my bed and making lewd suggestions to myself regarding what I’m going to do.…
But seriously, I always use visualisation when masturbating; The mind provides the most wonderful scenarios "
Can I watch?...it sounds romantic!
Do you put satin sheets on too? |
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"I take myself out on a romantic dinner and buy myself a bouquet of roses before scattering petals liberally over my bed and making lewd suggestions to myself regarding what I’m going to do.…
But seriously, I always use visualisation when masturbating; The mind provides the most wonderful scenarios
Can I watch?...it sounds romantic!
Do you put satin sheets on too? "
 Oh yes indeed; I always like to run myself a nice bath beforehand to, complete with scented candles burning around the periphery whilst I give myself a relaxing massage |
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"I take myself out on a romantic dinner and buy myself a bouquet of roses before scattering petals liberally over my bed and making lewd suggestions to myself regarding what I’m going to do.…
But seriously, I always use visualisation when masturbating; The mind provides the most wonderful scenarios "
Do you eat or avoid garlic when you have dinner?
Also, I hope you agree a safe word with yourself  |
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"I take myself out on a romantic dinner and buy myself a bouquet of roses before scattering petals liberally over my bed and making lewd suggestions to myself regarding what I’m going to do.…
But seriously, I always use visualisation when masturbating; The mind provides the most wonderful scenarios
Do you eat or avoid garlic when you have dinner?
Also, I hope you agree a safe word with yourself "
Oh yes; My safe word is, ‘Arghhh!!!’ if I inadvertently get a bit carried away and tug too hard… |
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"Buy a fucking machine.
I know, your profile says straight.
You can get male toy attachments to it.
The feeling almost equals to a fast and hard blow job with a lot of deepthroating. "
I am straight but I'm into all that stuff too |
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"Buy a fucking machine.
I know, your profile says straight.
You can get male toy attachments to it.
The feeling almost equals to a fast and hard blow job with a lot of deepthroating.
I am straight but I'm into all that stuff too "
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In that case buy one for 300£+.
The cheap ones are nasty but weak.
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Well Man has been round for a good while now and probably started wanking straight away.
I very much doubt that any new ways of wanking are available,I'd imagine that all avenues have been exhausted! |
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"Well Man has been round for a good while now and probably started wanking straight away.
I very much doubt that any new ways of wanking are available,I'd imagine that all avenues have been exhausted!"
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I don't think it came as an instinct straight away.
We all know they didn't wash themself often.
I guess this idea popped up during bath time.
Man washed his willy, but still smelled youk.
Noticed he can pull the skin back and washed it there too.
Probably after a few bath times he realized it's not a bad feeling.
Worked on the techniques, until he came.
Got frightened, because he thought he hurt himself.
Many bathtimes later tried it again, then worked on the technique.
Told other men, who told more men...etc.
Became natural worldwide.
(Sex might or might not have happened before)
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