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1. things get nicked from your home
2. people will know your address
3. You don't know who will turn up
4. no one will turn up
5. I might turn up
6. your neighbour might turn up
8. things get broken
9. did you figure out there was no 7...
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"1. things get nicked from your home
2. people will know your address
3. You don't know who will turn up
4. no one will turn up
5. I might turn up
6. your neighbour might turn up
8. things get broken
9. did you figure out there was no 7...
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considering your points:
1. Fair enough
2. That is unavoidable
3. That could be fun
4. To be expected
5. The downside of that is?
6. Depends why
7. WTF?
8. Not a lot to get broken and I wouldn't complain if it was my body
9. See 7. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I declared an open house tonight with no preconceptions of the outcome.
Who would turn up and what would happen?
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Smacks of desperation tbh. You won't get many takers, if any. |
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"I declared an open house tonight with no preconceptions of the outcome.
Who would turn up and what would happen?
Smacks of desperation tbh. You won't get many takers, if any."
It was a hypothetical question tbh |
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"I declared an open house tonight with no preconceptions of the outcome.
Who would turn up and what would happen?
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On the face of it and in theory it's an exciting idea that could turn out very well but in pratcice it could turn out like those teenage parties that are posted on facebook when parents are away. The naughty people from school would turn up get d*unk and get sick on the carpet. |
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"I declared an open house tonight with no preconceptions of the outcome.
Who would turn up and what would happen?
On the face of it and in theory it's an exciting idea that could turn out very well but in pratcice it could turn out like those teenage parties that are posted on facebook when parents are away. The naughty people from school would turn up get d*unk and get sick on the carpet."
Perhaps a dress code would help. Underwear or less. That might dissuade the naughty boozers, and it would be harder to nick anything without being noticed |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"I declared an open house tonight with no preconceptions of the outcome.
Who would turn up and what would happen?
On the face of it and in theory it's an exciting idea that could turn out very well but in pratcice it could turn out like those teenage parties that are posted on facebook when parents are away. The naughty people from school would turn up get d*unk and get sick on the carpet.
Perhaps a dress code would help. Underwear or less. That might dissuade the naughty boozers, and it would be harder to nick anything without being noticed"
I must say, OP - I like your style  |
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"I declared an open house tonight with no preconceptions of the outcome.
Who would turn up and what would happen?
On the face of it and in theory it's an exciting idea that could turn out very well but in pratcice it could turn out like those teenage parties that are posted on facebook when parents are away. The naughty people from school would turn up get d*unk and get sick on the carpet.
Perhaps a dress code would help. Underwear or less. That might dissuade the naughty boozers, and it would be harder to nick anything without being noticedI must say, OP - I like your style "
Is that all?  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"I declared an open house tonight with no preconceptions of the outcome.
Who would turn up and what would happen?
On the face of it and in theory it's an exciting idea that could turn out very well but in pratcice it could turn out like those teenage parties that are posted on facebook when parents are away. The naughty people from school would turn up get d*unk and get sick on the carpet.
Perhaps a dress code would help. Underwear or less. That might dissuade the naughty boozers, and it would be harder to nick anything without being noticedI must say, OP - I like your style
Is that all? "
I like that uncomplicated open style ignoring ifs and buts... lets face it this is still a cyber party, right? |
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"I declared an open house tonight with no preconceptions of the outcome.
Who would turn up and what would happen?
On the face of it and in theory it's an exciting idea that could turn out very well but in pratcice it could turn out like those teenage parties that are posted on facebook when parents are away. The naughty people from school would turn up get d*unk and get sick on the carpet.
Perhaps a dress code would help. Underwear or less. That might dissuade the naughty boozers, and it would be harder to nick anything without being noticedI must say, OP - I like your style
Is that all? I like that uncomplicated open style ignoring ifs and buts... lets face it this is still a cyber party, right? "
This forum is a cyber party. I wouldn't be so wreckless to advertise a real party on here. You'd get a personal invite if i was having a party |
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"I declared an open house tonight with no preconceptions of the outcome.
Who would turn up and what would happen?
On the face of it and in theory it's an exciting idea that could turn out very well but in pratcice it could turn out like those teenage parties that are posted on facebook when parents are away. The naughty people from school would turn up get d*unk and get sick on the carpet.
Perhaps a dress code would help. Underwear or less. That might dissuade the naughty boozers, and it would be harder to nick anything without being noticed"
A dress code would be a good way of dissuading party goers making off with your best silver, it is quite hard to conceal a candleabre in a thong .
So! It's an open house with a dress code of less is more.....bring a bottle? Snacks? |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"I declared an open house tonight with no preconceptions of the outcome.
Who would turn up and what would happen?
On the face of it and in theory it's an exciting idea that could turn out very well but in pratcice it could turn out like those teenage parties that are posted on facebook when parents are away. The naughty people from school would turn up get d*unk and get sick on the carpet.
Perhaps a dress code would help. Underwear or less. That might dissuade the naughty boozers, and it would be harder to nick anything without being noticed
A dress code would be a good way of dissuading party goers making off with your best silver, it is quite hard to conceal a candleabre in a thong .
So! It's an open house with a dress code of less is more.....bring a bottle? Snacks? "
I suggest skittles vodka and cheesy balls  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. things get nicked from your home
2. people will know your address
3. You don't know who will turn up
4. no one will turn up
5. I might turn up
6. your neighbour might turn up
8. things get broken
9. did you figure out there was no 7...
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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"I declared an open house tonight with no preconceptions of the outcome.
Who would turn up and what would happen?
On the face of it and in theory it's an exciting idea that could turn out very well but in pratcice it could turn out like those teenage parties that are posted on facebook when parents are away. The naughty people from school would turn up get d*unk and get sick on the carpet.
Perhaps a dress code would help. Underwear or less. That might dissuade the naughty boozers, and it would be harder to nick anything without being noticed
A dress code would be a good way of dissuading party goers making off with your best silver, it is quite hard to conceal a candleabre in a thong .
So! It's an open house with a dress code of less is more.....bring a bottle? Snacks?
I suggest skittles vodka and cheesy balls "
cnt beat a cheesy ball ill bring scampi fries  |
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"I declared an open house tonight with no preconceptions of the outcome.
Who would turn up and what would happen?
On the face of it and in theory it's an exciting idea that could turn out very well but in pratcice it could turn out like those teenage parties that are posted on facebook when parents are away. The naughty people from school would turn up get d*unk and get sick on the carpet.
Perhaps a dress code would help. Underwear or less. That might dissuade the naughty boozers, and it would be harder to nick anything without being noticed
A dress code would be a good way of dissuading party goers making off with your best silver, it is quite hard to conceal a candleabre in a thong .
So! It's an open house with a dress code of less is more.....bring a bottle? Snacks?
I suggest skittles vodka and cheesy balls cnt beat a cheesy ball ill bring scampi fries "
This is shaping up, loving the Vodka and nibbles thinking |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"I declared an open house tonight with no preconceptions of the outcome.
Who would turn up and what would happen?
On the face of it and in theory it's an exciting idea that could turn out very well but in pratcice it could turn out like those teenage parties that are posted on facebook when parents are away. The naughty people from school would turn up get d*unk and get sick on the carpet.
Perhaps a dress code would help. Underwear or less. That might dissuade the naughty boozers, and it would be harder to nick anything without being noticedI must say, OP - I like your style
Is that all? I like that uncomplicated open style ignoring ifs and buts... lets face it this is still a cyber party, right?
This forum is a cyber party. I wouldn't be so wreckless to advertise a real party on here. You'd get a personal invite if i was having a party"
That is how I took it - hence I was not worried. Tbh there were a few scary stories about "house parties" very recently.
As for that party...;-) Thank you |
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"I declared an open house tonight with no preconceptions of the outcome.
Who would turn up and what would happen?
On the face of it and in theory it's an exciting idea that could turn out very well but in pratcice it could turn out like those teenage parties that are posted on facebook when parents are away. The naughty people from school would turn up get d*unk and get sick on the carpet.
Perhaps a dress code would help. Underwear or less. That might dissuade the naughty boozers, and it would be harder to nick anything without being noticed
A dress code would be a good way of dissuading party goers making off with your best silver, it is quite hard to conceal a candleabre in a thong .
So! It's an open house with a dress code of less is more.....bring a bottle? Snacks?
I suggest skittles vodka and cheesy balls "
Skittles vodka! Is it nice? I've never tried that or even heard of it. This party could be great, can we have chocolate pretzels? |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"I declared an open house tonight with no preconceptions of the outcome.
Who would turn up and what would happen?
On the face of it and in theory it's an exciting idea that could turn out very well but in pratcice it could turn out like those teenage parties that are posted on facebook when parents are away. The naughty people from school would turn up get d*unk and get sick on the carpet.
Perhaps a dress code would help. Underwear or less. That might dissuade the naughty boozers, and it would be harder to nick anything without being noticed
A dress code would be a good way of dissuading party goers making off with your best silver, it is quite hard to conceal a candleabre in a thong .
So! It's an open house with a dress code of less is more.....bring a bottle? Snacks?
I suggest skittles vodka and cheesy balls
Skittles vodka! Is it nice? I've never tried that or even heard of it. This party could be great, can we have chocolate pretzels?"
Skittles vodka is lovely but even nicer is uncle Joe's mint balls vodka |
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Skittles vodka is lovely but even nicer is uncle Joe's mint balls vodka "
since we've been involved with this lifestyle I have learned an awful lot but I think this discovery migh be the most useful.
Where might I get this lovely stuff? |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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Skittles vodka is lovely but even nicer is uncle Joe's mint balls vodka
since we've been involved with this lifestyle I have learned an awful lot but I think this discovery migh be the most useful.
Where might I get this lovely stuff? "
You make it.
Skittles vodka.
1 bag of skittles
1 tablespoon sugar
1 tablespoon water
Put into small pan and heat til water and sugar turn to syrup....
1 bottle vodka with approx 1/5 put down your throat.... Stick syrup and skittles into vodka bottle (when cooled) put cap on tight and bung in the freezer for 2 weeks......
drink neat or with lemonade..... Delicious
Exactly the same with mint balls vodka but smash the balls first |
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Skittles vodka is lovely but even nicer is uncle Joe's mint balls vodka
since we've been involved with this lifestyle I have learned an awful lot but I think this discovery migh be the most useful.
Where might I get this lovely stuff?
You make it.
Skittles vodka.
1 bag of skittles
1 tablespoon sugar
1 tablespoon water
Put into small pan and heat til water and sugar turn to syrup....
1 bottle vodka with approx 1/5 put down your throat.... Stick syrup and skittles into vodka bottle (when cooled) put cap on tight and bung in the freezer for 2 weeks......
drink neat or with lemonade..... Delicious
Exactly the same with mint balls vodka but smash the balls first"
God! I'm so naive, I've never heard of this.......the possibilities are endless.
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