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Helmet Cheese (continued)
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Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc)
Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth.
It was really rather ghastly  |
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc)
Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth.
It was really rather ghastly "
Not your proudest wank? |
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc)
Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth.
It was really rather ghastly "
I do now...but little surprises me with porn. |
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc)
Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth.
It was really rather ghastly
Not your proudest wank?"
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc)
Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth.
It was really rather ghastly
Not your proudest wank?"
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over a year ago
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc)
Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth.
It was really rather ghastly "
Were you watching it for a "friend" |
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc)
Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth.
It was really rather ghastly Were you watching it for a "friend""
I’ll say this: The site of rice pudding has not been appetising to me since…..  |
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc)
Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth.
It was really rather ghastly Were you watching it for a "friend"
I’ll say this: The site of rice pudding has not been appetising to me since….. "
Or pesto...from teenage memory... |
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc)
Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth.
It was really rather ghastly Were you watching it for a "friend"
I’ll say this: The site of rice pudding has not been appetising to me since…..
Or pesto...from teenage memory..."
And couscous….a curious hybrid of smegma and maggots, surely?  |
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc)
Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth.
It was really rather ghastly Were you watching it for a "friend"
I’ll say this: The site of rice pudding has not been appetising to me since…..
Or pesto...from teenage memory...
And couscous….a curious hybrid of smegma and maggots, surely? "
I always put Aromat in my couscous - brings a "dessicated pube" vibe to the whole experience  |
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"Incidentally, did you know that there is an entire subgenre/subsection of porn dedicated to smegma? (And licking it off etc)
Morbid curiosity got the better of me one day but I couldn’t stomach more than a few seconds worth.
It was really rather ghastly Were you watching it for a "friend"
I’ll say this: The site of rice pudding has not been appetising to me since…..
Or pesto...from teenage memory...
And couscous….a curious hybrid of smegma and maggots, surely?
I always put Aromat in my couscous - brings a "dessicated pube" vibe to the whole experience "
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"Wondering at what point I should reintroduce earwax, bum putty, and bogies?"
I wonder if there are specialist porn sections for said excretions?
Hmmm….in the name of science I shall undertake a reconnaissance mission….
Pray for me….  |
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"Wondering at what point I should reintroduce earwax, bum putty, and bogies?
I wonder if there are specialist porn sections for said excretions?
Hmmm….in the name of science I shall undertake a reconnaissance mission….
Pray for me…. "
You'll come back stronger...with about 20 thread ideas bursting to be released . |
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over a year ago
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" jeez, …..
It's just got that "5am amd welcome to a new day in a new year" feel to it, eh Woody?
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I actually thought it was another food thread….. how wrong was ?!?! 5am man!! |
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"Hhhmmmm cheese…
Noooooooooo!!!!!!!
You brought it up… now give me all the cheese. Please 
Jesus Littlebird.
Persistent...you win.
You're harvesting it though.
I ain't going near it x"
I will… because I love cheese |
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"Hhhmmmm cheese…
Noooooooooo!!!!!!!
You brought it up… now give me all the cheese. Please
Jesus Littlebird.
Persistent...you win.
You're harvesting it though.
I ain't going near it x
I will… because I love cheese "
But would you love the cheese-donor in the morning?  . |
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"Hhhmmmm cheese…
Noooooooooo!!!!!!!
You brought it up… now give me all the cheese. Please
Jesus Littlebird.
Persistent...you win.
You're harvesting it though.
I ain't going near it x
I will… because I love cheese
But would you love the cheese-donor in the morning? ."
It would be rude not to. And I’m very polite
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"Hhhmmmm cheese…
Noooooooooo!!!!!!!
You brought it up… now give me all the cheese. Please
Jesus Littlebird.
Persistent...you win.
You're harvesting it though.
I ain't going near it x
I will… because I love cheese
But would you love the cheese-donor in the morning? .
It would be rude not to. And I’m very polite
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Me too. My last two usernames are testament to this  x |
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"Anyone got any jacobs crackers
Don't forget to wet your finger Fred - optimises the helmet harvest for subsequent cracker joy  .oh i know "
True - I may even be an apprentice compared to your Cheesemeister |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"Anyone got any jacobs crackers
Don't forget to wet your finger Fred - optimises the helmet harvest for subsequent cracker joy .oh i know
True - I may even be an apprentice compared to your Cheesemeister "
nope I'm sure yours is a more mature cheddar |
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"Anyone got any jacobs crackers
Don't forget to wet your finger Fred - optimises the helmet harvest for subsequent cracker joy .oh i know
True - I may even be an apprentice compared to your Cheesemeister nope I'm sure yours is a more mature cheddar "
Well I know that, and you know that - I was just trying "being nice" to see how I wore it.
Didn't like it Fred...didn't like it at all . |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Anyone got any jacobs crackers
Don't forget to wet your finger Fred - optimises the helmet harvest for subsequent cracker joy .oh i know
True - I may even be an apprentice compared to your Cheesemeister nope I'm sure yours is a more mature cheddar
Well I know that, and you know that - I was just trying "being nice" to see how I wore it.
Didn't like it Fred...didn't like it at all ."
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