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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands

It's round about now that New year's resolutions start to fail.

So what do you reckon the profile above has failed to stick to?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's round about now that New year's resolutions start to fail.

So what do you reckon the profile above has failed to stick to?"

Wearing trousers obviously and taking socks off for sex.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"It's round about now that New year's resolutions start to fail.

So what do you reckon the profile above has failed to stick to?

Wearing trousers obviously and taking socks off for sex. "

Promised to go skydiving with me but when I jumped out the plane, I found myself free falling all on my own….

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By *batMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Is still sending out cock pics to men, despite saying he wouldn’t do it anymore.

Gbat

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Stealing people's socks at meets.

Mrs

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands

Both flashing on motorway bridges

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Both flashing on motorway bridges"

Definitely failed at wearing socks in bed less

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Failed the briefs test

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards

If it's this early in the year, I'm going to go for booze...

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"If it's this early in the year, I'm going to go for booze..."

Oops - missed the "profile above bit"...thought we were commenting on that which Willy had given up on.

Mine are still intact...so I'm out...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

He's already abandoned his cunning plan to shoot his rocket up Uranus...

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"If it's this early in the year, I'm going to go for booze...

Oops - missed the "profile above bit"...thought we were commenting on that which Willy had given up on.

Mine are still intact...so I'm out..."

I'd say his resolution to give up swearing has gone by the wayside

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Went right back to whispering at the cucumbers in Tesco.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands

Promised to stop wanking into knickers

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Promised to take his socks off

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands

Fine! Hope you're all happy now

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"Promised to take his socks off "

Promised to take a newer pic

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Fine! Hope you're all happy now"
its your resolution

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fine! Hope you're all happy nowits your resolution "

Promised to avoid the Penn inn roundabout.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Promised no more towel shots

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary

[Removed by poster at 04/01/24 15:26:22]

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"Promised no more towel shots "

Promised to leave his willy alone in pics

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Em promised not to remove her posts any more.

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Em promised not to remove her posts any more. "

Beat me to it!!

Promised to buy new glasses

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By *orphia2003Woman  over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Promised not to shower whilst clothed.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Promised not to shower whilst clothed."

She doesn't make resolutions. She says, fuck that shit!

Mrs TMN x

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands

Promised not to take naps on the kitchen table

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

Said they would stop selling fake kidneys on the black market. Only managed 2 days

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Not to oink before eating.

(Too soon? )

J

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Swore blind that she would control herself this year. Didn’t.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Swore blind that she would control herself this year. Didn’t."

Too easy

That works on so many levels

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Dammit Misty.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Dammit Misty."

Damning me isn’t a New Year’s resolution

I’m already damned

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Dammit Misty.

Damning me isn’t a New Year’s resolution

I’m already damned "

Promised no more boob shots

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Dammit Misty.

Damning me isn’t a New Year’s resolution

I’m already damned

Promised no more boob shots "

Promised to stop looking at my boobs

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By *oveToPlay.Couple  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Dammit Misty.

Damning me isn’t a New Year’s resolution

I’m already damned

Promised no more boob shots

Promised to stop looking at my boobs"

Promised to stop being so damn hot

S xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dammit Misty.

Damning me isn’t a New Year’s resolution

I’m already damned

Promised no more boob shots

Promised to stop looking at my boobs

Promised to stop being so damn hot

S xxx"

Promised that pic in technicolor ??

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

She's not given up eating piccalilli

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By *emonochromeMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"She's not given up eating piccalilli "

He promised he would stop but he can’t and once again there’s crumbs in the butter

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

He swore he'd give up french in 5th form he's still trying

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"He swore he'd give up french in 5th form he's still trying "

Has failed to stop trying to fiddle the football pools

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

She said she'd give up stealing pumpkins at Christmas

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By *orphia2003Woman  over a year ago

Tonypandy.

He promised to give that table a good french polish.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Morphia said she was giving up the blue one. Just the blue one, mind. She couldn’t even stick to that! The blue one’s been back in use again already.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He promised to always do his top shirt button up….

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

They said no curries in 2024 jeez they had several already

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"They said no curries in 2024 jeez they had several already "

Giving up wearing Union Flag underpants whilst rubbing his nipples on a mosistened shower screen.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"They said no curries in 2024 jeez they had several already

Giving up wearing Union Flag underpants whilst rubbing his nipples on a mosistened shower screen."

Mosistened? Fuck knows what it is, but I want some

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By *batMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Doesn't boogey or play tennis half as much as he said he would.

Only rotates every third week.

Gbat

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands

Promised to stop wanking in his local park. "But it feels so good"

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

He's given up using real sounding rods, and will just stick to using biros

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"He's given up using real sounding rods, and will just stick to using biros "

Thank God for Google. What on earth are they used for? Look painful

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Mrs Rickshawed resolved to let Mr Rickshawed have a go on the Fab forums. He’s still waiting.

Willy promised to not break the forum games by getting chatty, but here we are.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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R-TG resolved after a year's worth of flirting he was to retire his lothario ways and no longer use his charming manner on any woman, in any way.

Reader, he lasted until 12.01am, January the 1st. It would have been a few seconds before but he lost signal.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"R-TG resolved after a year's worth of flirting he was to retire his lothario ways and no longer use his charming manner on any woman, in any way.

Reader, he lasted until 12.01am, January the 1st. It would have been a few seconds before but he lost signal.

"

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Resolved to sit facing the right way on the bus.

People have already started complaining.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman  over a year ago

Hell


"Resolved to sit facing the right way on the bus.

People have already started complaining."

Resolved to let me sit on his face and still has not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Resolved to sit facing the right way on the bus.

People have already started complaining.

Resolved to let me sit on his face and still has not"

Hasn't got the seat she was after.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"Mrs Rickshawed resolved to let Mr Rickshawed have a go on the Fab forums. He’s still waiting.

Willy promised to not break the forum games by getting chatty, but here we are. "

I'm such a hypocrite

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Mrs Rickshawed resolved to let Mr Rickshawed have a go on the Fab forums. He’s still waiting.

Willy promised to not break the forum games by getting chatty, but here we are.

I'm such a hypocrite "

Promised not to be a hypocrite.

Has just confessed.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"Resolved to sit facing the right way on the bus.

People have already started complaining.

Resolved to let me sit on his face and still has not

Hasn't got the seat she was after."

Promised to not take anymore hair clipping whilst they're sleeping but couldn't help himself

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"Mrs Rickshawed resolved to let Mr Rickshawed have a go on the Fab forums. He’s still waiting.

Willy promised to not break the forum games by getting chatty, but here we are.

I'm such a hypocrite

Promised not to be a hypocrite.

Has just confessed.

"

And now I'm jumping you again

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"Mrs Rickshawed resolved to let Mr Rickshawed have a go on the Fab forums. He’s still waiting.

Willy promised to not break the forum games by getting chatty, but here we are.

I'm such a hypocrite

Promised not to be a hypocrite.

Has just confessed.

"

Promised no more TV in the bedroom but couldn't sleep

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over

Promised to behave but coul'd help himself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Resolved to sit facing the right way on the bus.

People have already started complaining.

Resolved to let me sit on his face and still has not

Hasn't got the seat she was after.

Promised to not take anymore hair clipping whilst they're sleeping but couldn't help himself "

But the art.... the art keeps calling me

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman  over a year ago

London

Promised to unchain his ironing s-lave for a walk but he is still scared she will run away

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By *batMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Promised to unchain his ironing s-lave for a walk but he is still scared she will run away "

I'm more scared the ironing won't get done.

Tbh.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear.

Gbat "

Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear.

Gbat

Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much"

Just promised..everything.

Didn't happen .

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By * kiss like morphineMan  over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed


"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear.

Gbat

Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much

Just promised..everything.

Didn't happen ."

To do more motorboating than a whole season of Bully star prize.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear.

Gbat

Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much

Just promised..everything.

Didn't happen .

To do more motorboating than a whole season of Bully star prize.

"

That's an awful lot of motorboating you know .

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear.

Gbat

Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much

Just promised..everything.

Didn't happen .

To do more motorboating than a whole season of Bully star prize.

That's an awful lot of motorboating you know ."

He was trying to write lyrics for the theme tune to The Sweeney to use as his personal entrance music for every time he entered a room

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear.

Gbat

Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much

Just promised..everything.

Didn't happen .

To do more motorboating than a whole season of Bully star prize.

That's an awful lot of motorboating you know .

He was trying to write lyrics for the theme tune to The Sweeney to use as his personal entrance music for every time he entered a room "

Not to join in with me, using those titz as drums .

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear.

Gbat

Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much

Just promised..everything.

Didn't happen .

To do more motorboating than a whole season of Bully star prize.

That's an awful lot of motorboating you know .

He was trying to write lyrics for the theme tune to The Sweeney to use as his personal entrance music for every time he entered a room

Not to join in with me, using those titz as drums ."

Promised to stop licking custard covered windows

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By * kiss like morphineMan  over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed


"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear.

Gbat

Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much

Just promised..everything.

Didn't happen .

To do more motorboating than a whole season of Bully star prize.

That's an awful lot of motorboating you know .

He was trying to write lyrics for the theme tune to The Sweeney to use as his personal entrance music for every time he entered a room

Not to join in with me, using those titz as drums .

Promised to stop licking custard covered windows "

To stop using transformers transforming noises when changing position.

And rollout!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear.

Gbat

Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much

Just promised..everything.

Didn't happen .

To do more motorboating than a whole season of Bully star prize.

That's an awful lot of motorboating you know .

He was trying to write lyrics for the theme tune to The Sweeney to use as his personal entrance music for every time he entered a room

Not to join in with me, using those titz as drums .

Promised to stop licking custard covered windows

To stop using transformers transforming noises when changing position.

And rollout!"

I hope our custard thing never dies K (can't even remember how it started now?! But glad it did ).

For Morphine - promised to try zips this year.

Penis said "No!".

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By * kiss like morphineMan  over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed


"Had sex with some strangers as if she were in love. . Then refused to disappear.

Gbat

Promised to give bi a try but he loves tits too much

Just promised..everything.

Didn't happen .

To do more motorboating than a whole season of Bully star prize.

That's an awful lot of motorboating you know .

He was trying to write lyrics for the theme tune to The Sweeney to use as his personal entrance music for every time he entered a room

Not to join in with me, using those titz as drums .

Promised to stop licking custard covered windows

To stop using transformers transforming noises when changing position.

And rollout!

I hope our custard thing never dies K (can't even remember how it started now?! But glad it did ).

For Morphine - promised to try zips this year.

Penis said "No!"."

Nothing like fresh from the dryer button ups branding your sausage.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

Nothing like fresh from the dryer button ups branding your sausage. "

To stop rollerskating through Morrisons, whilst singing show tunes at the top of his voice.

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

Resolution to stop squeezing muffins saying "they're nice, do you have bigger" before buying hot dog rolls was not fulfilled.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands

Promised to update his profile but failed again

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"Promised to update his profile but failed again"

A nice one. Promised to be less charming and witty, but that's just a tap that should never be turned off .

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