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Thread Killer: The Battle Of Champions!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks

Yes, it’s time once again to determine the supreme victor in this all too overlooked and highly under appreciated art form.

Remember, killing a thread in its tracks is an achievement of noted esteem and requires a redoubtable skillset thus we should celebrate and indeed, heap praise accordingly upon such venerable thread destroying virtuosos.

You know what to do, right?

Simply go to ‘Forum’ and then, ‘Recent Threads You Posted To’ (or alternatively, click on the little green arrow next to your username on any existing thread) and peruse the list of threads presented.

What’s that? - You see your name as the last who commented on one (or more) of those threads?

Congratulations- you murdered it!

Now, simply list here how many you’ve extirpated and let the battle for thread killing supremacy begin!

Good luck my fine folks

Remember, there can be only one! (Well….unless it’s a draw….whereupon you may like to settle it with duelling pistols or else swords or something)

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By *imply DeeWoman 47 weeks ago

Wherever

2 so far

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By *aizyWoman 47 weeks ago

west midlands

None, must try harder!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 47 weeks ago

Leeds

I’m a black belt in thread killing.

The mr

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By *elix SightedMan 47 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’m a legend at this with crazy powers. But if you only take the last 35 I haven’t murdered any!

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich

7 in the last 18 hours.

(Usually 10+)

This one will be the 8th.

Sorry in advance.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 47 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

None.

I like to think that's because a post from me resurrects even the deadest thread.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

0. ?! this is odd.

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By *ookie46Woman 47 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Just the two ….. it’s usually more

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Currently just the one. Must try harder.

J

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 47 weeks ago

Markfield

Once again, three is the magic number.

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By *emidemiWoman 47 weeks ago

basingstoke

2

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By *ittlebirdWoman 47 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Only 1 in the most recent list. This must be a record for me. As I’m known as the thread killer of old London Town…

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Yikes - it’s a celebrity death match

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By *ellhungvweMan 47 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Weirdly none for me but that’s probably because I haven’t been in the forums much recently.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"7 in the last 18 hours.

(Usually 10+)

This one will be the 8th.

Sorry in advance."

Great Scott! Seven dids’t thou say?!

This is going to be hard to top.

I salute you good sir

(The rest of us need to seriously up our games!)

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 47 weeks ago

St Leonards

Bugger!

Roland wins.

I'm on 6.

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich


"Bugger!

Roland wins.

I'm on 6."

*

Simple!

Change your name to Roland 2.

It won't have any other benefits.

You've been warned.

I go and take some of those 6 away now.

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich

9

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By *illy IdolMan 47 weeks ago

Midlands

I'm disappointed in myself. Only 1 currently, but the night is still young.

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich


"I'm disappointed in myself. Only 1 currently, but the night is still young."

***

10

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By *mily36CWoman 47 weeks ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

..

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 47 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm disappointed in myself. Only 1 currently, but the night is still young.

***

10

"

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich


"I'm disappointed in myself. Only 1 currently, but the night is still young.

***

10

"

*

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich


".. "

*

Happy Birthday to you...

Happy B...?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I'm disappointed in myself. Only 1 currently, but the night is still young.

***

10

"

Ten?! By Jove! I think you have claimed the illustrious title

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 47 weeks ago

North West

2. I'm excluding the two we posted on in the past couple of minutes, they still seem alive

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By *a LunaWoman 47 weeks ago

South Wales

Four!!!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Has anyone here managed to kill off a thread that you yourself have started?

If so I’m awarding double points; that is quite a feat

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 47 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm disappointed in myself. Only 1 currently, but the night is still young.

***

10

"

You may find it's not quite 10...

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich


"I'm disappointed in myself. Only 1 currently, but the night is still young.

***

10

You may find it's not quite 10... "

***

Meanwhile I butchered another one, so it's still 10.

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich


"Has anyone here managed to kill off a thread that you yourself have started?

If so I’m awarding double points; that is quite a feat "

***

All of them in the last 24 hours.

4 - 6 I think.

Count it please and award those double points.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Has anyone here managed to kill off a thread that you yourself have started?

If so I’m awarding double points; that is quite a feat

***

All of them in the last 24 hours.

4 - 6 I think.

Count it please and award those double points."

That’s multiple double points! Blimey!

I do hereby award you this most prestigious accolade

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

One of my own today. And one of someone else’s.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Many of the threads I kill deserve to die.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

5 lm slipping

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By *urvelover87Man 47 weeks ago

stevenage

Damn only 1 so far. Looks like I have to sharpen up my thread-killing game.

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich


"Has anyone here managed to kill off a thread that you yourself have started?

If so I’m awarding double points; that is quite a feat

***

All of them in the last 24 hours.

4 - 6 I think.

Count it please and award those double points.

That’s multiple double points! Blimey!

I do hereby award you this most prestigious accolade "

***

Did I win something finally?

Yaaaay!

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By *illy IdolMan 47 weeks ago

Midlands


"Has anyone here managed to kill off a thread that you yourself have started?

If so I’m awarding double points; that is quite a feat

***

All of them in the last 24 hours.

4 - 6 I think.

Count it please and award those double points.

That’s multiple double points! Blimey!

I do hereby award you this most prestigious accolade

***

Did I win something finally?

Yaaaay!

"

Not yet you haven't, settle down

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 47 weeks ago

Home

I'm fair good at killing threads myself

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich


"Has anyone here managed to kill off a thread that you yourself have started?

If so I’m awarding double points; that is quite a feat

***

All of them in the last 24 hours.

4 - 6 I think.

Count it please and award those double points.

That’s multiple double points! Blimey!

I do hereby award you this most prestigious accolade

***

Did I win something finally?

Yaaaay!

Not yet you haven't, settle down "

***

Count back,if you want and confirm it. I suggested it to OP, and based on his reaction, he did.

You need to go back to page 4 probably to find the last night ones.

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By *issalignedTV/TS 47 weeks ago

London

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By *illy IdolMan 47 weeks ago

Midlands


"Has anyone here managed to kill off a thread that you yourself have started?

If so I’m awarding double points; that is quite a feat

***

All of them in the last 24 hours.

4 - 6 I think.

Count it please and award those double points.

That’s multiple double points! Blimey!

I do hereby award you this most prestigious accolade

***

Did I win something finally?

Yaaaay!

Not yet you haven't, settle down

***

Count back,if you want and confirm it. I suggested it to OP, and based on his reaction, he did.

You need to go back to page 4 probably to find the last night ones."

Fine, you win

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By *a LunaWoman 47 weeks ago

South Wales

I might have my fifth casualty. Thread down! Thread down!

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich

I stopped chatting with my plenty of friends from here and don some counting.

***

It's from page 14 (2024) and only from the Lounge.

***

*Done 20 threads

*8 killed by me

*12 by others

*Killed 5 threads from others, so not sure anymore.

I killed 13 threads this year in total, 8 mine only.

21 points

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich


"I stopped chatting with my plenty of friends from here and don some counting.

***

It's from page 14 (2024) and only from the Lounge.

***

*Done 20 threads

*8 killed by me

*12 by others

*Killed 5 threads from others, so not sure anymore.

I killed 13 threads this year in total, 8 mine only.

21 points

"

*

*done (stupid autocorrect)

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich

22?

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By *mily36CWoman 47 weeks ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"[Thread killed by poster at 03/01/24 22:31:51]"

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich


"[Thread killed by poster at 03/01/24 22:31:51]"

***

"[Thread was not killed by poster at 03/01/24 22:31:51]"

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 47 weeks ago

St Leonards

7 currently - and 1 of them is my own.

Do I win yet?

Do I?

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich


"7 currently - and 1 of them is my own.

Do I win yet?

Do I?"

***

I'm out.

It's not a crown I want really.

Disqualify myself officially.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Just the 1 so far.

Although you've just given me a new purpose.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 47 weeks ago

St Leonards


"7 currently - and 1 of them is my own.

Do I win yet?

Do I?

***

I'm out.

It's not a crown I want really.

Disqualify myself officially."

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 47 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Just the 1 so far.

Although you've just given me a new purpose."

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ahhhh….the battle recommences in earnest

Alas….my score is still rather miserly

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 47 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Ahhhh….the battle recommences in earnest

Alas….my score is still rather miserly "

On 7 still, but 2 of my own now...and the last 1 demands bravery from any further commenters .

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 47 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Ahhhh….the battle recommences in earnest

Alas….my score is still rather miserly "

I'm on 10 now...2 of my own.

And I'm really not trying to kill them.

Maybe I need to watch Reacher for a bit and critique Hegel again?

Possibly even go to that porn site you frequent with the knob-cheese..

Whaddaya think Sensual?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Ahhhh….the battle recommences in earnest

Alas….my score is still rather miserly

I'm on 10 now...2 of my own.

And I'm really not trying to kill them.

Maybe I need to watch Reacher for a bit and critique Hegel again?

Possibly even go to that porn site you frequent with the knob-cheese..

Whaddaya think Sensual? "

The frightful sights I beheld there shall scar me forever more

I shall remember to stick in future, to my favoured genre; namely, Bigfoot porn

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 47 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Ahhhh….the battle recommences in earnest

Alas….my score is still rather miserly

I'm on 10 now...2 of my own.

And I'm really not trying to kill them.

Maybe I need to watch Reacher for a bit and critique Hegel again?

Possibly even go to that porn site you frequent with the knob-cheese..

Whaddaya think Sensual?

The frightful sights I beheld there shall scar me forever more

I shall remember to stick in future, to my favoured genre; namely, Bigfoot porn "

Cryptozoologoporno?

Bet that's fun to type into Google .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

None.

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich


"None. "

***

No chance to be the champion then.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 47 weeks ago

St Leonards


"None. "

You cut me deep Granny.

You cut me real deep .

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By *illy IdolMan 47 weeks ago

Midlands


"Ahhhh….the battle recommences in earnest

Alas….my score is still rather miserly

I'm on 10 now...2 of my own.

And I'm really not trying to kill them.

Maybe I need to watch Reacher for a bit and critique Hegel again?

Possibly even go to that porn site you frequent with the knob-cheese..

Whaddaya think Sensual? "

You're not taking Roland's crown. Nice try though

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 47 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Ahhhh….the battle recommences in earnest

Alas….my score is still rather miserly

I'm on 10 now...2 of my own.

And I'm really not trying to kill them.

Maybe I need to watch Reacher for a bit and critique Hegel again?

Possibly even go to that porn site you frequent with the knob-cheese..

Whaddaya think Sensual?

You're not taking Roland's crown. Nice try though"

I see wot you did there Willy

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By *illy IdolMan 47 weeks ago

Midlands


"Ahhhh….the battle recommences in earnest

Alas….my score is still rather miserly

I'm on 10 now...2 of my own.

And I'm really not trying to kill them.

Maybe I need to watch Reacher for a bit and critique Hegel again?

Possibly even go to that porn site you frequent with the knob-cheese..

Whaddaya think Sensual?

You're not taking Roland's crown. Nice try though

I see wot you did there Willy "

You're welcome

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich


"Ahhhh….the battle recommences in earnest

Alas….my score is still rather miserly

I'm on 10 now...2 of my own.

And I'm really not trying to kill them.

Maybe I need to watch Reacher for a bit and critique Hegel again?

Possibly even go to that porn site you frequent with the knob-cheese..

Whaddaya think Sensual?

You're not taking Roland's crown. Nice try though"

***

He can have it.

Don't want it, but also getting shit in the thread butchering today. I have 3 dead, all my own and not sure if I killed any other.

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich

Sorry, I didn't notice it's a cock measuring / pissing contest between you too.

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By *illy IdolMan 47 weeks ago

Midlands


"Ahhhh….the battle recommences in earnest

Alas….my score is still rather miserly

I'm on 10 now...2 of my own.

And I'm really not trying to kill them.

Maybe I need to watch Reacher for a bit and critique Hegel again?

Possibly even go to that porn site you frequent with the knob-cheese..

Whaddaya think Sensual?

You're not taking Roland's crown. Nice try though

***

He can have it.

Don't want it, but also getting shit in the thread butchering today. I have 3 dead, all my own and not sure if I killed any other."

Can't see any. You've fell at the last championship hurdle

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich

OP?

How many points for a thread taken down by a mod, but didn't break any rules?

Pretty much just disappeared and I was the last commenter.

I will give my crown to someone worthy, if I win accidentally.

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich

OP?

Thread Bundy Competition is a good name for this.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"OP?

How many points for a thread taken down by a mod, but didn't break any rules?

Pretty much just disappeared and I was the last commenter.

I will give my crown to someone worthy, if I win accidentally."

I think the mod gets all the points there

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"OP?

Thread Bundy Competition is a good name for this.

"

Or Thread West

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich


"OP?

Thread Bundy Competition is a good name for this.

Or Thread West "

*

I think I changed my mind about withdrawing.

How many points for my own thread died without a single comment?

I think not even from me.

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich


"OP?

Thread Bundy Competition is a good name for this.

Or Thread West

*

I think I changed my mind about withdrawing.

How many points for my own thread died without a single comment?

I think not even from me.

"

*

I meant

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 47 weeks ago

St Leonards


"OP?

Thread Bundy Competition is a good name for this.

Or Thread West

*

I think I changed my mind about withdrawing.

How many points for my own thread died without a single comment?

I think not even from me.

*

I meant "

Well that's great, but has no one seen my goats please?

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich


"OP?

Thread Bundy Competition is a good name for this.

Or Thread West

*

I think I changed my mind about withdrawing.

How many points for my own thread died without a single comment?

I think not even from me.

*

I meant

Well that's great, but has no one seen my goats please?"

*

I have a GOATee

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 47 weeks ago

St Leonards


"OP?

Thread Bundy Competition is a good name for this.

Or Thread West

*

I think I changed my mind about withdrawing.

How many points for my own thread died without a single comment?

I think not even from me.

*

I meant

Well that's great, but has no one seen my goats please?

*

I have a GOATee"

Is it ringing, like a 'phone call?

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich


"OP?

Thread Bundy Competition is a good name for this.

Or Thread West

*

I think I changed my mind about withdrawing.

How many points for my own thread died without a single comment?

I think not even from me.

*

I meant

Well that's great, but has no one seen my goats please?

*

I have a GOATee

Is it ringing, like a 'phone call?"

***

I won't put anything in my mouth other than flap or nipples, but nice try.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 46 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Today I am doing well at this. I'm going to kill the Lounge at this rate

J

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Today I am doing well at this. I'm going to kill the Lounge at this rate

J"

The Lounge liquidation

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By *ecky and justCouple 46 weeks ago

Godalming

None at the moment.

Must try harder..!!!

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By *obilebottomMan 46 weeks ago

All over

I like to kill usually my own threads. Often on first post

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I like to kill usually my own threads. Often on first post "

I killed one of my own yesterday.

No replies (insert crying emoji here)

…..On the plus side though, that’s double points for me

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By *o scandalousWoman 46 weeks ago

Glasgow

3 in the last ones I’ve posted to.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"3 in the last ones I’ve posted to."

Fear not! It is my gentlemanly duty to save you from your fourth

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By *parkle1974Woman 46 weeks ago

Leeds

3 for me... I'm losing my touch

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By *londebiguyMan 46 weeks ago

Southport

Four !

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"3 for me... I'm losing my touch "

I’m on a miserly 1 (I’ve just looked) - my form hath deserted me

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Four !"

That’s the spirit

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By *atureguy65Man 46 weeks ago

Dorchester

What mystified me is folk who post then immediately are "no longer members". Thinking about it, perhaps some of them are "longer members" aka big dicks!

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Oooo just one!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What mystified me is folk who post then immediately are "no longer members". Thinking about it, perhaps some of them are "longer members" aka big dicks! "

I to have observed this curious phenomenon.

Do said culprits succumb to some immediate form of PTSD after they hit the ‘Post message’ button or something, I wonder?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Oooo just one! "

Snap That makes us at least semi-interesting I’m telling myself

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By *o scandalousWoman 46 weeks ago

Glasgow


"3 in the last ones I’ve posted to.

Fear not! It is my gentlemanly duty to save you from your fourth "

I do love a gentleman

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By *awpleasureMan 46 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

Surprisingly, only 3. Usually its 7 or 8

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"None at the moment.

Must try harder..!!!"

You’re presently leading I am pleased to say.

……but in the wrong direction

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

2....one 10mins ago & the other 4hrs ago...

But it only shows the last 35 threads....

Isn't it also called having the last word....

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By *aizyWoman 46 weeks ago

west midlands


"Oooo just one!

Snap That makes us at least semi-interesting I’m telling myself "

None, I'm not even semi-interesting

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Surprisingly, only 3. Usually its 7 or 8"

Lots of people on 3; this is most interesting. Something in the air perhaps?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"2....one 10mins ago & the other 4hrs ago...

But it only shows the last 35 threads....

Isn't it also called having the last word.... "

I….must….be…..last….at….all…..costs!

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By *lder.Woman 46 weeks ago

Not Local

Phew just the one. I haven't been here long enough to kill more

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago


"Oooo just one!

Snap That makes us at least semi-interesting I’m telling myself "

I think it's just a fast night in the forum

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Oooo just one!

Snap That makes us at least semi-interesting I’m telling myself

None, I'm not even semi-interesting "

Ooo but you are! Try typing some random gibberish as replies. It tends to befuddle the other posters into submission whereupon they abandon the thread hurriedly, leaving you to claim the prestigious prize

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 46 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Phew just the one. I haven't been here long enough to kill more "

The night is yet young though….

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By *aizyWoman 46 weeks ago

west midlands


"Oooo just one!

Snap That makes us at least semi-interesting I’m telling myself

None, I'm not even semi-interesting

Ooo but you are! Try typing some random gibberish as replies. It tends to befuddle the other posters into submission whereupon they abandon the thread hurriedly, leaving you to claim the prestigious prize "

Thank you, I shall try this, altho tbf I do post a lot of gibberish, maybe I need to up my gibberish game!

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By *melie LALWoman 46 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Ey up good folks

Yes, it’s time once again to determine the supreme victor in this all too overlooked and highly under appreciated art form.

Remember, killing a thread in its tracks is an achievement of noted esteem and requires a redoubtable skillset thus we should celebrate and indeed, heap praise accordingly upon such venerable thread destroying virtuosos.

You know what to do, right?

Simply go to ‘Forum’ and then, ‘Recent Threads You Posted To’ (or alternatively, click on the little green arrow next to your username on any existing thread) and peruse the list of threads presented.

What’s that? - You see your name as the last who commented on one (or more) of those threads?

Congratulations- you murdered it!

Now, simply list here how many you’ve extirpated and let the battle for thread killing supremacy begin!

Good luck my fine folks

Remember, there can be only one! (Well….unless it’s a draw….whereupon you may like to settle it with duelling pistols or else swords or something)

"

Before the virus form and before the politics forum, I was queen of the thread killers

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By *illan-KillashMan 46 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Currently killed 7. Not counting this one.

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By *ecky and justCouple 46 weeks ago

Godalming

So.. a question..

does being post number 175 and closing the thread count as being a killer..?

Managed to achieve that recently..

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"So.. a question..

does being post number 175 and closing the thread count as being a killer..?

Managed to achieve that recently.. "

I would say no (maybe a quarter of a point, 'coz I'm a generous cunt...but it's up to the OP)

The point of being a killer is having such an aura that there is genuine fear from the next poster about you lurking and taking them on if they add anything after you .

Whereas closing a thread at 175/6/7 is about being there at the right time.

Go develop scary psycho/weirdo/clever dick/nutter/wtf vibes...come back to kill a thread then xxx

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 45 weeks ago

St Leonards

Barely here the last week, and up to 6 with only a teeny amount of effort.

That has to be undisputed champ OP, surely .

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 45 weeks ago

Markfield

Do we need a definitive list of rules?

My suggestions:

Can’t be a thread you started

Can’t be a thread that’s closed due to being full

Has to been at least 1 day since killer post was posted ie 24 hours

Must be a thread in your ‘green arrow’ 35 threads

What else?

Using those rules I’ve killed 1.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 45 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Do we need a definitive list of rules?

My suggestions:

Can’t be a thread you started

Can’t be a thread that’s closed due to being full

Has to been at least 1 day since killer post was posted ie 24 hours

Must be a thread in your ‘green arrow’ 35 threads

What else?

Using those rules I’ve killed 1. "

Good rules.

You're beating me currently.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 45 weeks ago

Markfield

lol I was hoping to make it 2

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple 45 weeks ago

Weymouth

Only 2 so far, I'm letting the side down!! - Xeno

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By *rsmith21zMan 45 weeks ago

Peterborough

Lol lots

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

3 but two of them might get a reply as it’s still registered in minutes.

I must try harder if I want to get my hands on the prize!!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 45 weeks ago

Markfield


"3 but two of them might get a reply as it’s still registered in minutes.

I must try harder if I want to get my hands on the prize!! "

Sorry, can’t see any that qualify under the current rules (in the absence of the op)

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 45 weeks ago

Markfield


"Only 2 so far, I'm letting the side down!! - Xeno"

I can see one that qualifies under current rules and one that’s within 24 hours. You might be onto a winner here!

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By *iss My AxeMan 45 weeks ago

Durham

Only 1. Must try harder.

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

1 at the min....I gave advice to a guy on how to increase his font size & he ignored me....

!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

Only 1. I used to be good at this.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 45 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I am doing well at the moment!

Almost a record for me!

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 45 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

5! Whoop whoop

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By *elix SightedMan 45 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Just the two at the moment but I’m sure I can do better!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 45 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Just the two at the moment but I’m sure I can do better!"

0

J

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 45 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m on 3 so far.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 45 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’m on 3 so far. "

Oh shit. It’s actually 5.

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By *adyBugsWoman 45 weeks ago

cognito

Oof zero so far

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By *adyBugsWoman 45 weeks ago

cognito

Hah!!! I am the champion…I killed this one

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 45 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Hah!!! I am the champion…I killed this one "

I just wanted to kill more than Felix. I feel bad for phone sex guy who thought I wanted to do phone sex.

J

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 45 weeks ago

Home

I'm fairly good at killing them myself

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 45 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

0

Ooh yeah

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By *adyBugsWoman 45 weeks ago

cognito


"Hah!!! I am the champion…I killed this one

I just wanted to kill more than Felix. I feel bad for phone sex guy who thought I wanted to do phone sex.

J"

You tease

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By *elix SightedMan 45 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Hah!!! I am the champion…I killed this one

I just wanted to kill more than Felix. I feel bad for phone sex guy who thought I wanted to do phone sex.

J"

Was it worth it?!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 45 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Hah!!! I am the champion…I killed this one

I just wanted to kill more than Felix. I feel bad for phone sex guy who thought I wanted to do phone sex.

J

Was it worth it?!!"

He got a reply. I bet the yellow was worth it for him. Even if the contents were disappointing.

J

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By *elix SightedMan 45 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Hah!!! I am the champion…I killed this one

I just wanted to kill more than Felix. I feel bad for phone sex guy who thought I wanted to do phone sex.

J

Was it worth it?!!

He got a reply. I bet the yellow was worth it for him. Even if the contents were disappointing.

J"

Oohhhh that’s the worst! You get all excited because you’d forgotten yellow is a colour and then…..

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 45 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Do we need a definitive list of rules?

My suggestions:

Can’t be a thread you started

Can’t be a thread that’s closed due to being full

Has to been at least 1 day since killer post was posted ie 24 hours

Must be a thread in your ‘green arrow’ 35 threads

What else?

Using those rules I’ve killed 1. "

4 - on the very strict new rules above from Scooby.

I dare you all to beat me...on these rules .

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By *elix SightedMan 44 weeks ago

Cloud 8

According to the new rules I’ve killed 5! Blimey, must be some kind of shameful record.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 44 weeks ago

St Leonards


"According to the new rules I’ve killed 5! Blimey, must be some kind of shameful record."

Beating me Felix - new rules, I'm only on 4.

You are Sinner to my Djokovic .

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By *mily36CWoman 40 weeks ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Not dead yet?!

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By *stellaWoman 40 weeks ago

London

2

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By *ecky and justCouple 40 weeks ago

Godalming

Just the one at the moment…

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 40 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Not dead yet?! "

It still lives

(I am here to kill it though)

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By *ddie1966Man 40 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Damn.

Only 3

Typical school report. Must try harder.

Lots of respect going out to the thread Assassins though, and Nicky, who appears to be a veritable ninja.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 40 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm only on 1 at the moment (on the new rules - 2 with the old rules), but I'm in light sabbatical mode.

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By *stellaWoman 40 weeks ago

London


"I'm only on 1 at the moment (on the new rules - 2 with the old rules), but I'm in light sabbatical mode."

I’m missing your posts currently!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 40 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm only on 1 at the moment (on the new rules - 2 with the old rules), but I'm in light sabbatical mode.

I’m missing your posts currently! "

As in between 22:47 and 22:51 but not other times?

Oooohhh...you smooth talker x

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By *stellaWoman 40 weeks ago

London


"I'm only on 1 at the moment (on the new rules - 2 with the old rules), but I'm in light sabbatical mode.

I’m missing your posts currently!

As in between 22:47 and 22:51 but not other times?

Oooohhh...you smooth talker x"

I’m a 4minute horn gal.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 40 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm only on 1 at the moment (on the new rules - 2 with the old rules), but I'm in light sabbatical mode.

I’m missing your posts currently!

As in between 22:47 and 22:51 but not other times?

Oooohhh...you smooth talker x

I’m a 4minute horn gal. "

Guessing your profile pic was at 3 mins 57? x

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

4

So far.....

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple 40 weeks ago

Durham

Definitely done a few, lost count lol

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple 40 weeks ago

Durham

Whoops, I did it again

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"4

So far..... "

Make that 5

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By *agneto.Man 40 weeks ago

Bham

Slightly skewed at this time of night. That's what I'm telling myself anyway but 6.

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By *illan-KillashMan 40 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Just the 4 today, not counting this one.

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"4

So far.....

Make that 5 "

Now up to 7 maybe 8

I really should stop going on any forum threads and disappear quietly into the night

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 39 weeks ago

St Leonards

Christ!

Two.

A measly, shitty, wanky two!

I've been on loads of threads the last few days, commenting from "Charming Nick" through to "Vile Cunt" personas...but could I kill a thread?

Could I fuck!

I am not amused .

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By *obilebottomMan 39 weeks ago

All over

I had a non starter thread this morning, so sort of killed my own. Does that count?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 39 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I had a non starter thread this morning, so sort of killed my own. Does that count? "

If the new rules are used - has to be 24 hours since you were last commenter, and your own threads don't count.

Soz BumBums xxxx

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan 39 weeks ago

Londontown

One....and one very close call

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan 39 weeks ago

Londontown

YAAAAY.....seems like I killed the thread killer thread!!

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By *ndtheswingersMan 39 weeks ago

colchester


"YAAAAY.....seems like I killed the thread killer thread!! "

Sorry dude

I'm in for one in the last 8 weeks, doubt this will be the second

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan 39 weeks ago

Londontown


"YAAAAY.....seems like I killed the thread killer thread!!

Sorry dude

I'm in for one in the last 8 weeks, doubt this will be the second"

Couldn't let me have it could you!!

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

One. I'm loosing my powers...

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By *mily36CWoman 38 weeks ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Not dead yet?!

It still lives

(I am here to kill it though) "

It's not dead yet

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By *ecky and justCouple 38 weeks ago

Godalming

Up to 3 now.!!

2 live and 1 closed..!

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By *lexm87Man 38 weeks ago

Various

Only three within the last seven days.

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By *heekyDemandCouple 38 weeks ago

Leicester

Only 2, will have to work on being better at murdering the mood

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By *apiomanMan 38 weeks ago

Shipley

Just 1... I was the only person to add to a thread I started myself!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 38 weeks ago

St Leonards

2 on new rules, 3 on old rules (one that I started).

Amateur compared to the 7 or 8 I could do in my prime .

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman 38 weeks ago

La La Land

0

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

0

Started a thread. Even I didn’t add to it

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 38 weeks ago

Markfield

Maybe we need to add a thread suicide rule for the ones we start and kill ourselves?

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By *obilebottomMan 38 weeks ago

All over

[Removed by poster at 06/03/24 11:05:43]

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By *obilebottomMan 38 weeks ago

All over

Never done it before, apart from my own of course. What's the attraction?

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