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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pass wind in his face.
I'm not sure I could do it on demand.
How do you pass wind in demand?
At this point I've seriously lost the will. seriarsely?  "
Yep...seriarsely lost the will.
I thought this was a sex site. I must be mistaken. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What? Why? I'm not sure I could pass wind on demand? I'm not going to try.
I'm slightly put off my coffee.
Mrs "
I'm slightly put off fab ....that's an understatement. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pass wind in his face.
I'm not sure I could do it on demand.
How do you pass wind in demand?
At this point I've seriously lost the will. seriarsely?
Yep...seriarsely lost the will.
I thought this was a sex site. I must be mistaken."
Tbf, I think it was a sexual request |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You’ve got to feel it. Close your eyes, take a deep breath to centre yourself. Get in the moment. Squeeze gently at first, when you’re sure it’s not a poo, push and it just comes.
I hope this is useful, OP. Of course, Farting on command seems ungentlemanly, so I don’t do it but I was a boy once |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pass wind in his face.
I'm not sure I could do it on demand.
How do you pass wind in demand?
At this point I've seriously lost the will. seriarsely?
Yep...seriarsely lost the will.
I thought this was a sex site. I must be mistaken.
Tbf, I think it was a sexual request "
But pickles, I want sex. What's he going to do if I pass wind in his face? Surely the man is not going to give me the sex after that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pass wind in his face.
I'm not sure I could do it on demand.
How do you pass wind in demand?
At this point I've seriously lost the will. seriarsely?
Yep...seriarsely lost the will.
I thought this was a sex site. I must be mistaken.
Tbf, I think it was a sexual request
But pickles, I want sex. What's he going to do if I pass wind in his face? Surely the man is not going to give me the sex after that?"
Girllllllll, he better! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pass wind in his face.
I'm not sure I could do it on demand.
How do you pass wind in demand?
At this point I've seriously lost the will. seriarsely?
Yep...seriarsely lost the will.
I thought this was a sex site. I must be mistaken.
Tbf, I think it was a sexual request
But pickles, I want sex. What's he going to do if I pass wind in his face? Surely the man is not going to give me the sex after that?
Girllllllll, he better! "
Honestly....I think I prefer my bi side. I think one finally given up on men.
Oh wait....no women too.
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"Is it the same guy every time you do this thread? Not kink shaming just curious"
I like to imagine that *all* of Ananke’s hypothetical threads are inspired by the same guy. He’s really fun at parties. |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Pass wind in his face.
I'm not sure I could do it on demand.
How do you pass wind in demand?
At this point I've seriously lost the will. seriarsely?
Yep...seriarsely lost the will.
I thought this was a sex site. I must be mistaken."
Sex comes in all shapes and sizes I'm afraid what one person loves another doesn't  |
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"Pass wind in his face.
I'm not sure I could do it on demand.
How do you pass wind in demand?
At this point I've seriously lost the will. seriarsely?
Yep...seriarsely lost the will.
I thought this was a sex site. I must be mistaken.Sex comes in all shapes and sizes I'm afraid what one person loves another doesn't "
Unfortunately some kinks are frowned upon more than others  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pass wind in his face.
I'm not sure I could do it on demand.
How do you pass wind in demand?
At this point I've seriously lost the will. seriarsely?
Yep...seriarsely lost the will.
I thought this was a sex site. I must be mistaken.
Tbf, I think it was a sexual request
But pickles, I want sex. What's he going to do if I pass wind in his face? Surely the man is not going to give me the sex after that?
Girllllllll, he better!
Honestly....I think I prefer my bi side. I think one finally given up on men.
Oh wait....no women too.
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Given up on women? You and me both. |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"What? Why? I'm not sure I could pass wind on demand? I'm not going to try.
I'm slightly put off my coffee.
Mrs
I'm slightly put off fab ....that's an understatement.
Coffee might help "
not here it wouldn't maybe |
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Wasn’t the late Chuck Berry into this sort of thing?
Each to their own of course but observing the eye of Sauron opening up and forcing out a malodorous breath would cause me to leave the immediate vicinity….hastily. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it the same guy every time you do this thread? Not kink shaming just curious
I like to imagine that *all* of Ananke’s hypothetical threads are inspired by the same guy. He’s really fun at parties."
Now I'm thinking it's you! |
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"Pass wind in his face.
I'm not sure I could do it on demand.
How do you pass wind in demand?
At this point I've seriously lost the will. "
This is a dangerous one. If you don’t have one in the chamber and push too hard, he might get more than he asked for!
Try a tin of baked beans about two hours before. Never fails for me, to the point when I’m going to eat some I have to think about what I have planned for later that day. |
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