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If you had 30 mins alone with me…
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 46 weeks ago
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"What would we do? 
*this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it   "
Have a nice cup of tea and a biscuit. I make excellent tea. Plus it helps clear my mouth out after the blowjob.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago
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"Um.
Eat cupcakes and dick?
(You only have to partake in the former as long as you provide the latter)  "
Narrator - We see Woody frantically rummaging through his baking cupboard for ingredients and utensils as the oven is already on pre-heat…. |
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"Get naked and run round and round the table till we were knachered, collapse on the chair, burst out lauqhing and pour ourselves a brandy and wish one another happy new year
Naked naked?? do you know how cold is it? "
Ok, you can keep your thermals on  |
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I would serenade you with romantic song before hand in hand we would stroll idly along a random deserted beach as a 1980’s film style, sexy scene, saxophone soundtrack will play mysteriously from an unknown source, over the romantic setting |
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Well, no more than two minutes showing you the places in your kitchen that are better options for storing squirty cream than the front of jeans.
Then twenty three minutes with some low-risk counselling about the whole squirty cream/jeans axis. We wouldn't go too deep in that time. No childhood stuff. Just a few coping strategies, more CBT than depth analysis, as it were.
Then I'd need the last five minutes to declutter from the counselling session, otherwise I run the risk of some squirty cream/jeans transference taking hold in my psyche.
If there were a few seconds left over, I'd say "Woody - get thee to a swingers club in '24". |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago
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"Well, no more than two minutes showing you the places in your kitchen that are better options for storing squirty cream than the front of jeans.
Then twenty three minutes with some low-risk counselling about the whole squirty cream/jeans axis. We wouldn't go too deep in that time. No childhood stuff. Just a few coping strategies, more CBT than depth analysis, as it were.
Then I'd need the last five minutes to declutter from the counselling session, otherwise I run the risk of some squirty cream/jeans transference taking hold in my psyche.
If there were a few seconds left over, I'd say "Woody - get thee to a swingers club in '24"."
I feel you might be trying to tell me something |
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"Well, no more than two minutes showing you the places in your kitchen that are better options for storing squirty cream than the front of jeans.
Then twenty three minutes with some low-risk counselling about the whole squirty cream/jeans axis. We wouldn't go too deep in that time. No childhood stuff. Just a few coping strategies, more CBT than depth analysis, as it were.
Then I'd need the last five minutes to declutter from the counselling session, otherwise I run the risk of some squirty cream/jeans transference taking hold in my psyche.
If there were a few seconds left over, I'd say "Woody - get thee to a swingers club in '24".
I feel you might be trying to tell me something "
It was all about those final few seconds Wuds   . |
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Well ..... for the first 5/10 mins we'd laugh n clutch ourselves n say ...... Omfgg.... ! Is that you ? OMG is it ? Jeeeeeeez you are not like I thought. I do love you though. Oh what a fucking suprise ..... Jesus ..... it's great to meet you finally ....
Then we'd get a drink and it'd go down so fast that we'd have another and then we'd say .... shit .... we've got 10 mins left ..... what shall we do ....
Then we'd just say .......well fuck me you are human .... awwwwwwww nice.
Then i'd start to leave for my train ... n we'd both go  Ahhhh fuck it's all over.... Oh shitting hell .... so quick but such fun .....
Then you'd say ..... It's spoiled it all for me cos I thought you were a li'l ole lady and well .. you're not really are you ... well your old but you know ..... not a typical old lady like...
N i'd say ... quit while you're ahead Woody  and then we'd go ....
Ahahahahahah Ahahahahaha Ahahahahaah
And wave till my train was out of site.
Then you'd go home for a happy wank. Not cos of me but cos of the adrenalin of course....
N that's it.
Done. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago
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"Well ..... for the first 5/10 mins we'd laugh n clutch ourselves n say ...... Omfgg.... ! Is that you ? OMG is it ? Jeeeeeeez you are not like I thought. I do love you though. Oh what a fucking suprise ..... Jesus ..... it's great to meet you finally ....
Then we'd get a drink and it'd go down so fast that we'd have another and then we'd say .... shit .... we've got 10 mins left ..... what shall we do ....
Then we'd just say .......well fuck me you are human .... awwwwwwww nice.
Then i'd start to leave for my train ... n we'd both go Ahhhh fuck it's all over.... Oh shitting hell .... so quick but such fun .....
Then you'd say ..... It's spoiled it all for me cos I thought you were a li'l ole lady and well .. you're not really are you ... well your old but you know ..... not a typical old lady like...
N i'd say ... quit while you're ahead Woody and then we'd go ....
Ahahahahahah Ahahahahaha Ahahahahaah
And wave till my train was out of site.
Then you'd go home for a happy wank. Not cos of me but cos of the adrenalin of course....
N that's it.
Done."
Is it wrong that I read that in the style off Vicky Polard.
*I love md all if it GC  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago
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"Woody ........ No. Not Vicky Pollard No. I said NO.
Love her ... but look like her ? NOOOO talk like her NOOOOOOOOOOO
Just No No ..... "
Whatever…Shut it ! Why are you givin’ me evils!?! I never even said nuffin about nuffin … |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago
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"Play several rounds of Air Hockey and see who wins (me obviously)
You know you’re talking crazy talk now!!!
BRING IT ON!!!
You're going down!! Ha ha "
Sounds hot! |
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"What would we do?
*this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it "
Make a cuppa.
Get the biscuits out.
Offer you a chocolate hobnob.
Quickly finish the cuppa.
Head to the pub.
* There may or may not be a BJ in there too
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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago
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"What would we do?
*this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it
Make a cuppa.
Get the biscuits out.
Offer you a chocolate hobnob.
Quickly finish the cuppa.
Head to the pub.
* There may or may not be a BJ in there too
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Is BJ a cocktail? |
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"What would we do?
*this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it
Make a cuppa.
Get the biscuits out.
Offer you a chocolate hobnob.
Quickly finish the cuppa.
Head to the pub.
* There may or may not be a BJ in there too
Is BJ a cocktail? "
It sure is. Well it contains cock anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 46 weeks ago
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"What would we do?
*this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it
Make a cuppa.
Get the biscuits out.
Offer you a chocolate hobnob.
Quickly finish the cuppa.
Head to the pub.
* There may or may not be a BJ in there too
Is BJ a cocktail?
It sure is. Well it contains cock anyway "
2 for 1 |
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"What would we do?
*this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it
Make a cuppa.
Get the biscuits out.
Offer you a chocolate hobnob.
Quickly finish the cuppa.
Head to the pub.
* There may or may not be a BJ in there too
Is BJ a cocktail?
It sure is. Well it contains cock anyway
2 for 1 "
2 BJs? Oh ok then… you’ve twisted my arm |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 46 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"What would we do?
*this thread could go 2 ways, I’m very aware of it
Make a cuppa.
Get the biscuits out.
Offer you a chocolate hobnob.
Quickly finish the cuppa.
Head to the pub.
* There may or may not be a BJ in there too
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Hey! That was my idea.  |
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"Have a 29 minute, mutual cuddle and hairstoke
You have to get me at the right time of the day for that…. Right now, I just want coffee"
"Can me and my 3 girlfriends have the dirtiest sex, make love, and put on a show for you now Nicky Mr Cunt? Please?" (eyelids flutter, lip gets seductively bitten).
"Uhm...sorry...no.
Coffee.
It's coffee.
Life = coffee.
Is your name coffee?
I need coffee...."
Right...I'm off for coffee too.
L8rs . |
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