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So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.
True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.
But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.
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Oh.
So fucking loud.
I don't know where the vocals have come from. But they're very there. More so than they used to be.
The things my poor neighbour has heard.
He used to complain constantly about my last dog barking. Strangely he doesn't complain about when he must hear me begging to be allowed to cum around the cock in my arse, or the other sounds that come out around that time  |
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"A mate of mine was seeing a girl who lived next door to a family friend. When they were having sex the neighbour phoned her parents who then rang her to see if she was OK  "
See, that’s a real community.  |
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"A mate of mine was seeing a girl who lived next door to a family friend. When they were having sex the neighbour phoned her parents who then rang her to see if she was OK "
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"It all depends on how much in enjoying myself I can vary from loud to quiet.
We once did have the neighbours cheer as we finished though  
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I would have this carved on my tombstone, if it were me. That’s properly awesome.
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"Oh.
So fucking loud.
I don't know where the vocals have come from. But they're very there. More so than they used to be.
The things my poor neighbour has heard.
He used to complain constantly about my last dog barking. Strangely he doesn't complain about when he must hear me begging to be allowed to cum around the cock in my arse, or the other sounds that come out around that time "
Poor bastard’s probably blushing now every time he hears the music come on in your house. |
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"Oh.
So fucking loud.
I don't know where the vocals have come from. But they're very there. More so than they used to be.
The things my poor neighbour has heard.
He used to complain constantly about my last dog barking. Strangely he doesn't complain about when he must hear me begging to be allowed to cum around the cock in my arse, or the other sounds that come out around that time
Poor bastard’s probably blushing now every time he hears the music come on in your house."
It's sweet you think I'm polite enough to try and mask it with music |
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I’m not that loud. But when I was younger I had a flatmate slip notes under the door asking me and my girlfriend to stop having sex because it wasn’t fair on her as a single girl having to hear us at it every night. 
Still can’t believe her ask was that we just stop, rather than be quieter. Stop it. No sex for you!  |
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Not particularly loud, just a bit primal I would think.
Both my past fwb were loud, one a real screamer. This was problematic as she lived in a terraced house and on one occasion there were workmen on ladders right next door. On leaving after a particularly steamy few hours, I received a round of applause....
The other lived in a detached house in it's own grounds so not so much of a concern.
I do like it when a woman voices her appreciation though... |
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"Not particularly loud, just a bit primal I would think.
Both my past fwb were loud, one a real screamer. This was problematic as she lived in a terraced house and on one occasion there were workmen on ladders right next door. On leaving after a particularly steamy few hours, I received a round of applause....
The other lived in a detached house in it's own grounds so not so much of a concern.
I do like it when a woman voices her appreciation though... "
Applause for the sex is going on my bucket list, I think. |
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"Depends how much I'm enjoying myself, sometimes it just falls out loud
Miss S x
I wonder what my neighbours will think is going on when you come over to mine   x"
They'd think a double murder was happening 
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"Depends how much I'm enjoying myself, sometimes it just falls out loud
Miss S x
I wonder what my neighbours will think is going on when you come over to mine x
They'd think a double murder was happening
Miss S x"
We’d be screaming so loud into each other’s crotches, they would hear echoes too. |
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"Depends how much I'm enjoying myself, sometimes it just falls out loud
Miss S x
I wonder what my neighbours will think is going on when you come over to mine x
They'd think a double murder was happening
Miss S x
We’d be screaming so loud into each other’s crotches, they would hear echoes too. "
Love this
Actually made me laugh out loud!
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"My neighbours think I’m renovating 
Woody, I imagine you in the same outfit Christian Bale wears in the film American Psycho.
Oh, and have you ever read the book? "
If I really project that image, that might explain the lack of messages in my inbox  |
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"I get told to shove a large dildo in my mouth to keep me quiet quite often
Evie "
Does it work?
I’ve tried it with a dick during 69 and it only muffles it a little bit… Then again silicone might muffle sound better than flesh and blood.  |
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"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.
True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.
But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.
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Wait for it
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… maybe. "
cats dont talk they eat, kill suck up to you when they want to eat again then bugger off out for the night hunting then back in the warm to sleep |
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"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.
True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.
But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.
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Wait for it
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… maybe. cats dont talk they eat, kill suck up to you when they want to eat again then bugger off out for the night hunting then back in the warm to sleep "
Mine talks. Can’t shut him up.
It’s why I don’t put up videos with sound anymore… maybe |
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"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.
True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.
But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.
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Wait for it
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… maybe. "
In much younger years had police at door some time after due to noisy sex complaint was something else like not knowing where look still in my teens at the moment in time, the lass was a right moaner at that time she calmed over the years mind you |
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"A mate of mine was seeing a girl who lived next door to a family friend. When they were having sex the neighbour phoned her parents who then rang her to see if she was OK
See, that’s a real community. "
imagine the next time they were at a family gathering |
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When we have sex on the stairs, I’m certain all the neighbours know.
One neighbours always smiles and waves at me now. I’m confident she’s jealous and wishes her partner made her make any type of noise.
At a hotel on holiday recently, I forgot the window was open. The entire building (it was about six suites) heard us. The housekeeper gave us a look that day that said it all. It was one of those filthy chatting sessions with loads of fuck me harder, you’re my dirty little slut, etc.
This is all in my dreams and not actually about me having sex, maybe. I don’t do sex anyway. Just coffee meets. |
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"I stare blankly at the ceiling not making a noise.
I do that to; ahhh so that was you next to me then?
Did you see that rather fascinating spider in the left corner? Cool wasn’t it? "
Wait, if I'm laid quiet, you're laid quiet, who's making all the noise!!
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"Someone called the police on us ..we had to explain..."
I used to live in fear of that, but after the first few times I got over it. I really do live in a hellscape. It’s all outlaws. It’s like I have my own personal dystopia.
Anyone wanna meet me? I can accommodate |
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"I stare blankly at the ceiling not making a noise.
I do that to; ahhh so that was you next to me then?
Did you see that rather fascinating spider in the left corner? Cool wasn’t it?
Wait, if I'm laid quiet, you're laid quiet, who's making all the noise!!
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I thought it was old Ethel and Bert next door? Noisy buggers engaging in unspeakable acts of lewd carnality. Utterly vulgar! |
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We have been known to be loud on occasions I never complain at any noises that come out of duck. Screams and swears are a plenty sometimes we start and finish on couch so not a clue how much we been heard. Darren isn’t as noisy till something goes up his arse |
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I was hosting some old Icelandic friends in Brussels this summer at my hotel. Alas the hotwife was a bit binary in terms of volume.
On or off.
When she wasn't moaning and putting me off a bit, the quiet moments were when she was climaxing, squirting, shaking and giving my ear drums a rest!
I genuinely felt awkward for the folks in the rooms below me. |
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"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.
True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.
But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.
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Wait for it
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… maybe. "
I sound like Brian blessed getting a back, sack and crack. |
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"I honestly can’t remember
That post sex amnesia hits hard when it’s good, doesn’t it?
Like he truly fucked you senseless.
I love it. "
Yeah it’s definitely that |
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I think it’s a relaxed sign of the times. My son and daughter-in-law lived with us for three months and we heard them having sex every morning, chatting, kissing and then serious sex and running commentary from her. Sunday mornings , Sunday mornings were more leisurely, and when they finished would come down for breakfast him in his boxers and her in her nighty and not a bit shy . Things were not quite as liberated when I was young. |
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"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.
True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.
But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.
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Wait for it
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… maybe.
I sound like Brian blessed getting a back, sack and crack."
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"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.
True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.
But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.
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Wait for it
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… maybe. "
I accidentally called 999 on my Apple Watch mid orgasm, a combination of me holding on to the sink and the female in question accidentally sliding her finger across my watch during orgasm.
I didn’t know until I started to hear the sound of a voice in a room where there was only her and I
It’s actually even more embarrassing than that too, for reasons I can’t explain on here.. but suffice to say, I’ll take my smart watch off if the acrobatics get too extreme in future.
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"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.
True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.
But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.
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Wait for it
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… maybe.
I accidentally called 999 on my Apple Watch mid orgasm, a combination of me holding on to the sink and the female in question accidentally sliding her finger across my watch during orgasm.
I didn’t know until I started to hear the sound of a voice in a room where there was only her and I
It’s actually even more embarrassing than that too, for reasons I can’t explain on here.. but suffice to say, I’ll take my smart watch off if the acrobatics get too extreme in future.
Hades
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Oh Hades, I know the reason(s) and that's made me giggle |
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"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.
True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.
But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.
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Wait for it
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… maybe.
I accidentally called 999 on my Apple Watch mid orgasm, a combination of me holding on to the sink and the female in question accidentally sliding her finger across my watch during orgasm.
I didn’t know until I started to hear the sound of a voice in a room where there was only her and I
It’s actually even more embarrassing than that too, for reasons I can’t explain on here.. but suffice to say, I’ll take my smart watch off if the acrobatics get too extreme in future.
Hades
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Oh Hades, I know the reason(s) and that's made me giggle "
It was sssso bad *smh I offered to put her on the phone to prove we weren’t having a domestic.. guy on the other end was like”no, it’s ok mate. I believe you”. Which I take to mean I know you were banging and called us to celebrate! . So so bad!
I’m pleased you got a giggle from it though. I have more stories than that too, which I shall regale you with at a social soon no doubt.
Hades
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"So I live in a neighbourhood where no one will ever call the cops. This is fortunate. Because when I’m getting it on with someone, I sound like I’m being tortured and murdered.
True story: a few times, my cat has come into the room to scold me. One memorable time the cat came in twice. I won’t repeat the things he said as they’re impolite.
But seriously, I’m surprised my neighbours don’t think that I’m running an abattoir in here.
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that really turns me on at the thought of it, I also live in a place where my nearest neighbour wouldn’t hear me if I were loud, but I don’t think I am |
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I'm quite vocal if nobody is around, but having a child and living in close proximity to others I've learned to be quiet. I've always been respectful of neighbours etc too because I don't really want to hear strangers fuck so why would they want to hear me? I think it's unpleasant knowing you're loud and others can hear. My neighbour used to keep me awake screaming and banging every night and it was horrible. I only tend to let go if we are alone and nobody is around. |
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I’m vocal throughout and very very loud if made to cum.
My neighbour has been my neighbour for 20 years. I hear him deep breathing in his sleep through the wall, he must hear every last moan when I’m being fucked. He’s never mentioned it though. |
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"Ask alexa.. I'm sure amazon has the answer.. And a recording if it.
They do. Non Alexa triggers are recorded. They can be found in the app.
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Aaaaaaand this is why this house will never have a "smart" speaker system installed!! Fuck that! |
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"Ask alexa.. I'm sure amazon has the answer.. And a recording if it.
They do. Non Alexa triggers are recorded. They can be found in the app.
Hades
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Aaaaaaand this is why this house will never have a "smart" speaker system installed!! Fuck that! "
Yup.
Closest I get to smart speaker is going into my friends' houses and fucking up their music selection by choosing whacky shit they never would |
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I'm not a loud person .far from it I hate loud stuff I'm a music photographer and people say to me how come you hate loud noises when you work out of venues and festivals all year .that's easy I don't go to places where the sound distortions are bad . mostly I cover artists that have sound people that balance the sound |
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