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It's time to stick an entire whisk in your mouth or tell Jane "Dear Lord, what a sad little life" because Dave Lamb is here to narrate your culinary success/disaster and we're all here to pass judgement on the contents of the bedroom drawers.
-Three course meal, what are you cooking?
-which 4 fabbers are you inviting and who do you think would win the money?
-what's the entertainment?
-what do the other contestants find in your bedroom drawer?
Winner will be chosen at random. To receive your prize please contact Brucey. T&C's apply.
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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Meal: loaded potato skins
Dirty cheeseburgers
Lemon meringue pie
Guests:
Mobile bottom (because he can cook)
Pickles (because he probably can’t)
Milestones (because they make fancy scones)
Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)
Entertainment: a drag show
Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins  |
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"Meal: loaded potato skins
Dirty cheeseburgers
Lemon meringue pie
Guests:
Mobile bottom (because he can cook)
Pickles (because he probably can’t)
Milestones (because they make fancy scones)
Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)
Entertainment: a drag show
Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins "
Oh and I’d win  |
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"Meal: loaded potato skins
Dirty cheeseburgers
Lemon meringue pie
Guests:
Mobile bottom (because he can cook)
Pickles (because he probably can’t)
Milestones (because they make fancy scones)
Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)
Entertainment: a drag show
Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins "
Nice Fluffy, I'd watch that week! Are you cooking it yourself or passing off M&S as your own work?
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"Meal: loaded potato skins
Dirty cheeseburgers
Lemon meringue pie
Guests:
Mobile bottom (because he can cook)
Pickles (because he probably can’t)
Milestones (because they make fancy scones)
Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)
Entertainment: a drag show
Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins
Nice Fluffy, I'd watch that week! Are you cooking it yourself or passing off M&S as your own work?
J "
Most definitely passing off M&S  |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"They can pick the takeaway if they turn up
Chinese. I'll turn up if there's spring rolls, spare ribs and crispy duck  . I'll only give you a 3 though.
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Still better than having to give me one |
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"I don't know enough fabbers to comment "
Please give us your menu and drawer contents. It's not a must do all the bits thread. More a make me hungry or snort thread. I'm craving crispy duck now and it's my own fault!
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"Meal: loaded potato skins
Dirty cheeseburgers
Lemon meringue pie
Guests:
Mobile bottom (because he can cook)
Pickles (because he probably can’t)
Milestones (because they make fancy scones)
Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)
Entertainment: a drag show
Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins "
Custard and Cheese |
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"Meal: loaded potato skins
Dirty cheeseburgers
Lemon meringue pie
Guests:
Mobile bottom (because he can cook)
Pickles (because he probably can’t)
Milestones (because they make fancy scones)
Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)
Entertainment: a drag show
Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins
Nice Fluffy, I'd watch that week! Are you cooking it yourself or passing off M&S as your own work?
J "
Sounds like I am doing the cooking. That's fine, sounds good fun. I am in |
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"Starter - Cream of Tomato soup
Main - Sausage with creamy potato.
Dessert- Cream pie!
Entertainment is me cooking naked and serenading.
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Wow, so much cream.  I hope the sausages don't spit if you're cooking naked...
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By *oo..Woman 46 weeks ago
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Three course meal, what are you cooking?
Spicy Grilled Chicken Kebabs
Steak,chips, onion rings and all the sauces/sides.
Toffee Apple Crumble Cheesecake
4 fabbers
Brucey - I'm not convinced his a real person.
Grumpy- He would just sulk if I left him behind.
Littlebird-for her outrageous behaviour.
Gatekeeper - his as stubborn as me
Entertainment - Gatekeeper on the Piano as I'd not have to pay him.
Winning- myself I reckon
Bedroom drawer- at present you'd find loads of Christmas receipts and maybe a box of Malteasers. |
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"Meal: loaded potato skins
Dirty cheeseburgers
Lemon meringue pie
Guests:
Mobile bottom (because he can cook)
Pickles (because he probably can’t)
Milestones (because they make fancy scones)
Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)
Entertainment: a drag show
Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins
Custard and Cheese "
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"Meal: loaded potato skins
Dirty cheeseburgers
Lemon meringue pie
Guests:
Mobile bottom (because he can cook)
Pickles (because he probably can’t)
Milestones (because they make fancy scones)
Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)
Entertainment: a drag show
Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins
Nice Fluffy, I'd watch that week! Are you cooking it yourself or passing off M&S as your own work?
J
Sounds like I am doing the cooking. That's fine, sounds good fun. I am in "
Everyone has to take a turn cooking. Will you be cooking frittata there ways?
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-Three course meal, what are you cooking?
-which 4 fabbers are you inviting and who do you think would win the money?
-what's the entertainment?
-what do the other contestants find in your bedroom drawer?
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Melon balls and Parma ham
Fish fingers, waffles and veg
Lemon cheesecake
Joe Beans, Pickle, PW and mystery guest, I reckon we'd delight and terrify the boys in equal measures.
They would be the entertainment.
Lots of lingerie and equipment... Obs. |
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"Meal: loaded potato skins
Dirty cheeseburgers
Lemon meringue pie
Guests:
Mobile bottom (because he can cook)
Pickles (because he probably can’t)
Milestones (because they make fancy scones)
Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)
Entertainment: a drag show
Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins
Nice Fluffy, I'd watch that week! Are you cooking it yourself or passing off M&S as your own work?
J
Sounds like I am doing the cooking. That's fine, sounds good fun. I am in
Everyone has to take a turn cooking. Will you be cooking frittata there ways?
J"
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"Three course meal, what are you cooking?
Spicy Grilled Chicken Kebabs
Steak,chips, onion rings and all the sauces/sides.
Toffee Apple Crumble Cheesecake
4 fabbers
Brucey - I'm not convinced his a real person.
Grumpy- He would just sulk if I left him behind.
Littlebird-for her outrageous behaviour.
Gatekeeper - his as stubborn as me
Entertainment - Gatekeeper on the Piano as I'd not have to pay him.
Winning- myself I reckon
Bedroom drawer- at present you'd find loads of Christmas receipts and maybe a box of Malteasers. "
I'll watch that week too! And I agree your menu is a winner
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-Three course meal, what are you cooking?
-which 4 fabbers are you inviting and who do you think would win the money?
-what's the entertainment?
-what do the other contestants find in your bedroom drawer?
Melon balls and Parma ham
Fish fingers, waffles and veg
Lemon cheesecake
Joe Beans, Pickle, PW and mystery guest, I reckon we'd delight and terrify the boys in equal measures.
They would be the entertainment.
Lots of lingerie and equipment... Obs."
This sounds ace, Dave Lamb will enjoy narrating this one!
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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Starters Scallops
Mains beef with trimmings ir veg option
Dessert Applie crumble custard or cream
Fluffy chicken
Meli
Skybird
A.n other
Bottom drawer odds ends plus handcuffs and sexy dice
Karaoke competition
Winner Me lol
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Um. I cannot cook. Can I hold out for the couples version and get the most domesticated partner to do all of the meal planning and prepping, I'll just do the serving and the strip tease for the entertainment portion
How many is it with couples?
I know I'd want Julie&Beef and the Knights. That's technically 4 by the thread rules. |
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"Starters Scallops
Mains beef with trimmings ir veg option
Dessert Applie crumble custard or cream
Fluffy chicken
Meli
Skybird
A.n other
Bottom drawer odds ends plus handcuffs and sexy dice
Karaoke competition
Winner Me lol
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Sounds like a good menu. You planted that stuff in your drawer though just so they'd find it! Cunning
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"Um. I cannot cook. Can I hold out for the couples version and get the most domesticated partner to do all of the meal planning and prepping, I'll just do the serving and the strip tease for the entertainment portion
How many is it with couples?
I know I'd want Julie&Beef and the Knights. That's technically 4 by the thread rules."
I'm prepared to alter the thread rules in anyway needed for this to happen.  
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"Starters Scallops
Mains beef with trimmings ir veg option
Dessert Applie crumble custard or cream
Fluffy chicken
Meli
Skybird
A.n other
Bottom drawer odds ends plus handcuffs and sexy dice
Karaoke competition
Winner Me lol
Sounds like a good menu. You planted that stuff in your drawer though just so they'd find it! Cunning
J"
No it lives there and dusty with vanilla partner like mine lol ...
Thank god fwb whom just purchased a paddle |
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By *emidemiWoman 46 weeks ago
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Starter- bruschetta
Main- creamy Cajun chicken orzo
Dessert- lemon and rosemary poached pear with cream
Anyone is invited, entertainment is me trying to saying the alphabet backwards while tipsy
And in my drawer you’ll find.. a big ol’ tub of Vaseline |
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"Starter- bruschetta
Main- creamy Cajun chicken orzo
Dessert- lemon and rosemary poached pear with cream
Anyone is invited, entertainment is me trying to saying the alphabet backwards while tipsy
And in my drawer you’ll find.. a big ol’ tub of Vaseline "
I want to eat that food.  This thread wasn't posted at the best time as I'm starting to get hungry for dinner!
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"It's time to stick an entire whisk in your mouth or tell Jane "Dear Lord, what a sad little life" because Dave Lamb is here to narrate your culinary success/disaster and we're all here to pass judgement on the contents of the bedroom drawers.
-Three course meal, what are you cooking?
-which 4 fabbers are you inviting and who do you think would win the money?
-what's the entertainment?
-what do the other contestants find in your bedroom drawer?
Winner will be chosen at random. To receive your prize please contact Brucey. T&C's apply.
J"
You don’t want me cooking. Trust. We’ll order in.
My nemesis, a bot, a sock puppet, and one #theyknowwhotheyare
A crack pipe (maybe)
And a crack pipe (maybe)  |
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"It's time to stick an entire whisk in your mouth or tell Jane "Dear Lord, what a sad little life" because Dave Lamb is here to narrate your culinary success/disaster and we're all here to pass judgement on the contents of the bedroom drawers.
-Three course meal, what are you cooking?
-which 4 fabbers are you inviting and who do you think would win the money?
-what's the entertainment?
-what do the other contestants find in your bedroom drawer?
Winner will be chosen at random. To receive your prize please contact Brucey. T&C's apply.
J
You don’t want me cooking. Trust. We’ll order in.
My nemesis, a bot, a sock puppet, and one #theyknowwhotheyare
A crack pipe (maybe)
And a crack pipe (maybe) "
PS - there are no winners here. |
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"Erm…..Bugger….my culinary skills are marginally smaller than a gnats clitoris 
Can I just invite a fabster around mine and have them cook the meal? "
Just throw the creme brûlées out of the window and accept the low score
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"Erm…..Bugger….my culinary skills are marginally smaller than a gnats clitoris
Can I just invite a fabster around mine and have them cook the meal?
Just throw the creme brûlées out of the window and accept the low score
J"
I know my place (somewhere south of last) |
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By *emidemiWoman 46 weeks ago
basingstoke |
"Starter- bruschetta
Main- creamy Cajun chicken orzo
Dessert- lemon and rosemary poached pear with cream
Anyone is invited, entertainment is me trying to saying the alphabet backwards while tipsy
And in my drawer you’ll find.. a big ol’ tub of Vaseline
I want to eat that food. This thread wasn't posted at the best time as I'm starting to get hungry for dinner!
J"
I’ll cook for you anytime J  |
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"Starter- bruschetta
Main- creamy Cajun chicken orzo
Dessert- lemon and rosemary poached pear with cream
Anyone is invited, entertainment is me trying to saying the alphabet backwards while tipsy
And in my drawer you’ll find.. a big ol’ tub of Vaseline
I want to eat that food. This thread wasn't posted at the best time as I'm starting to get hungry for dinner!
J
I’ll cook for you anytime J "
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"Definitely my beef wellington for a main course!
Shall we host together ?
Even more in!
J
You can't invite yourself! "
My thread, my rules. You're just jealous.
You should've come up with and posted such an awesome thread!
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-Three course meal, what are you cooking?
Starter: Garlic portobello mushrooms stuffed with pesto & chorizo;
Main: pork tenderloin in brandy creme sauce potato dauphinois, honey glazed parsnips;
Desert: FAb banana split - banana, melon, ice cream, pomegranate seeds and cointreau cream.
-which 4 fabbers are you inviting and who do you think would win the money?
Bellaseas and of course you J & Beef.
-what's the entertainment?
Strip scrabble of course!
-what do the other contestants find in your bedroom drawer?
My Fab sketchbook.
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-Three course meal, what are you cooking?
Starter: Garlic portobello mushrooms stuffed with pesto & chorizo;
Main: pork tenderloin in brandy creme sauce potato dauphinois, honey glazed parsnips;
Desert: FAb banana split - banana, melon, ice cream, pomegranate seeds and cointreau cream.
-which 4 fabbers are you inviting and who do you think would win the money?
Bellaseas and of course you J & Beef.
-what's the entertainment?
Strip scrabble of course!
-what do the other contestants find in your bedroom drawer?
My Fab sketchbook.
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That food sounds amazing!
I actually had a conversation with friends yesterday about how no one plays word games with me more than once  I hope you enjoy being naked!
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Bruschetta
Lasagne,chips, side salad, coleslaw and garlic bread
Tiramisu
Meli, she's a cutie and the conversation would be fun.
Pickles, he would definitely make me laugh.
Brucey, just because it's Brucey.
Kai, because he's a grump but he's also smart.
I'm obvs gonna win
Brucey is enough entertainment for anyone.
I don't even know what's in that drawer so they may enter at their own risk
Em x |
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That food sounds amazing!
I actually had a conversation with friends yesterday about how no one plays word games with me more than once I hope you enjoy being naked!
J"
I do love a challenge, and while I may be an old dog, I have picked up a few lexicological tricks along the way! |
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Bruschetta
Lasagne,chips, side salad, coleslaw and garlic bread
Tiramisu
Meli, she's a cutie and the conversation would be fun.
Pickles, he would definitely make me laugh.
Brucey, just because it's Brucey.
Kai, because he's a grump but he's also smart.
I'm obvs gonna win
Brucey is enough entertainment for anyone.
I don't even know what's in that drawer so they may enter at their own risk
Em x"
This sounds like a fun episode! I reckon you'll win too. You'll get them all to cook instead of you and somehow manage to persuade them to vote for you too!
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"Three course meal, what are you cooking?
Spicy Grilled Chicken Kebabs
Steak,chips, onion rings and all the sauces/sides.
Toffee Apple Crumble Cheesecake
4 fabbers
Brucey - I'm not convinced his a real person.
Grumpy- He would just sulk if I left him behind.
Littlebird-for her outrageous behaviour.
Gatekeeper - his as stubborn as me
Entertainment - Gatekeeper on the Piano as I'd not have to pay him.
Winning- myself I reckon
Bedroom drawer- at present you'd find loads of Christmas receipts and maybe a box of Malteasers. "
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"Meal: loaded potato skins
Dirty cheeseburgers
Lemon meringue pie
Guests:
Mobile bottom (because he can cook)
Pickles (because he probably can’t)
Milestones (because they make fancy scones)
Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)
Entertainment: a drag show
Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins
Custard and Cheese
Oh I forgot cheese! "
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Ok mine would be
Starter
Chicken liver and bacon with mushroom sauce
Main
Monkfish and Chorizo risotto
Afters
White chocolate cheese cake
My 4 would be
PW
Little bird
Nora
And Bella seas
I’m there just for the food of course |
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"Ok mine would be
Starter
Chicken liver and bacon with mushroom sauce
Main
Monkfish and Chorizo risotto
Afters
White chocolate cheese cake
My 4 would be
PW
Little bird
Nora
And Bella seas
I’m there just for the food of course "
Entertainment
A game of monopoly
Top drawer
A collection of Star Wars films |
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"Ok mine would be
Starter
Chicken liver and bacon with mushroom sauce
Main
Monkfish and Chorizo risotto
Afters
White chocolate cheese cake
My 4 would be
PW
Little bird
Nora
And Bella seas
I’m there just for the food of course
Entertainment
A game of monopoly
Top drawer
A collection of Star Wars films "
The food? Yeah right! |
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"Meal: loaded potato skins
Dirty cheeseburgers
Lemon meringue pie
Guests:
Mobile bottom (because he can cook)
Pickles (because he probably can’t)
Milestones (because they make fancy scones)
Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)
Entertainment: a drag show
Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins "
I'm too lazy to read all and reply properly but thank you- Miles will smile
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Bruschetta
Lasagne,chips, side salad, coleslaw and garlic bread
Tiramisu
Meli, she's a cutie and the conversation would be fun.
Pickles, he would definitely make me laugh.
Brucey, just because it's Brucey.
Kai, because he's a grump but he's also smart.
I'm obvs gonna win
Brucey is enough entertainment for anyone.
I don't even know what's in that drawer so they may enter at their own risk
Em x
This sounds like a fun episode! I reckon you'll win too. You'll get them all to cook instead of you and somehow manage to persuade them to vote for you too!
J"
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Starters - garlic chilli prawns & I will fight you for the last one
Main - probably steak based….
I don’t do dessert so I’ll chuck cheeses on the table.
Guests… fucking hell. Nah. I’m not playing that game. |
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" This sounds like a fun episode! I reckon you'll win too. You'll get them all to cook instead of you and somehow manage to persuade them to vote for you too!
J
Are you calling me a manipulator Julie "
I dunno. Am I? They'd all vote for you happily thinking it was their own idea...
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"Starters - garlic chilli prawns & I will fight you for the last one
Main - probably steak based….
I don’t do dessert so I’ll chuck cheeses on the table.
Guests… fucking hell. Nah. I’m not playing that game. "
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Well, I had not time to prepare, nothing to wear and the house is a mess after the xmas shenanigans but I can't refuse Julie an entry when she comes up with a good thread
Meal:
Lobster linguine with prawns
(Sicilian lemon frost erfect palate cleanser)
Roasted guinea fowl with beetroot, ginger and thyme
Rhubarb and custard panna cotta
Ibiza vibe
Locked drawer obviously
Guests: only fair to let the first four of you lovely people who come forward to confirm that want to come to dinner to be my guests - phew, saved by the bell
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"Well, I had not time to prepare, nothing to wear and the house is a mess after the xmas shenanigans but I can't refuse Julie an entry when she comes up with a good thread
Meal:
Lobster linguine with prawns
(Sicilian lemon frosterfect palate cleanser)
Roasted guinea fowl with beetroot, ginger and thyme
Rhubarb and custard panna cotta
Ibiza vibe
Locked drawer obviously
Guests: only fair to let the first four of you lovely people who come forward to confirm that want to come to dinner to be my guests - phew, saved by the bell
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You were just too early for these weird 'twixmas times. Even though I'm supposedly not meant to invite myself I'm not missing that menu! And I want to hear what the narrator would say about a locked drawer. Also you know some nosey bint would look inside a wardrobe or cupboard instead. It is the way the programme works!
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"You were just too early for these weird 'twixmas times. Even though I'm supposedly not meant to invite myself I'm not missing that menu! And I want to hear what the narrator would say about a locked drawer. Also you know some nosey bint would look inside a wardrobe or cupboard instead. It is the way the programme works!
J"
You are welcome and you have the first of the four available places. The key to the locked drawer will be won in one of the party games As for the wardrobe, it certainly has no skeleton now. Lets see who else wants to join us. |
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"It's time to stick an entire whisk in your mouth or tell Jane "Dear Lord, what a sad little life" because Dave Lamb is here to narrate your culinary success/disaster and we're all here to pass judgement on the contents of the bedroom drawers.
-Three course meal, what are you cooking?
-which 4 fabbers are you inviting and who do you think would win the money?
-what's the entertainment?
-what do the other contestants find in your bedroom drawer?
Winner will be chosen at random. To receive your prize please contact Brucey. T&C's apply.
J"
Starter - Vegetable soup
Main course - pot roasted Pheasant, served with country veg and garlic new potatoes
Pudding - Black forest gateaux with vanilla ice cream
I will create a mystery thread where the first 4 fabbers to solve the mystery earn the pleasure of dining with me. They are all winners.
The entertainment will be a performance of sword swallowing, by previous fabbers who've dined with me.
In my bedroom drawer, waiting to be found, is an 'idiots guide' on the female body, a box of Ferrero Rocher, and handcuff keys.
At the end of the night I will give everyone a gift to take away that's personal to them, 1 of which will also take away a gift that's personal to me. *Spoiler*(1 of you will be pregnant)
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"You were just too early for these weird 'twixmas times. Even though I'm supposedly not meant to invite myself I'm not missing that menu! And I want to hear what the narrator would say about a locked drawer. Also you know some nosey bint would look inside a wardrobe or cupboard instead. It is the way the programme works!
J
You are welcome and you have the first of the four available places. The key to the locked drawer will be won in one of the party games As for the wardrobe, it certainly has no skeleton now. Lets see who else wants to join us. "
It is seems it is just you and I still Julie. 3 empty places but nobody has come forward so we will have to just pig it out unless there are last minute requests to join us. |
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"Starter - Vegetable soup
Main course - pot roasted Pheasant, served with country veg and garlic new potatoes
Pudding - Black forest gateaux with vanilla ice cream
I will create a mystery thread where the first 4 fabbers to solve the mystery earn the pleasure of dining with me. They are all winners.
The entertainment will be a performance of sword swallowing, by previous fabbers who've dined with me.
In my bedroom drawer, waiting to be found, is an 'idiots guide' on the female body, a box of Ferrero Rocher, and handcuff keys.
At the end of the night I will give everyone a gift to take away that's personal to them, 1 of which will also take away a gift that's personal to me. *Spoiler*(1 of you will be pregnant)
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"You were just too early for these weird 'twixmas times. Even though I'm supposedly not meant to invite myself I'm not missing that menu! And I want to hear what the narrator would say about a locked drawer. Also you know some nosey bint would look inside a wardrobe or cupboard instead. It is the way the programme works!
J
You are welcome and you have the first of the four available places. The key to the locked drawer will be won in one of the party games As for the wardrobe, it certainly has no skeleton now. Lets see who else wants to join us.
It is seems it is just you and I still Julie. 3 empty places but nobody has come forward so we will have to just pig it out unless there are last minute requests to join us. "
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"You were just too early for these weird 'twixmas times. Even though I'm supposedly not meant to invite myself I'm not missing that menu! And I want to hear what the narrator would say about a locked drawer. Also you know some nosey bint would look inside a wardrobe or cupboard instead. It is the way the programme works!
J
You are welcome and you have the first of the four available places. The key to the locked drawer will be won in one of the party games As for the wardrobe, it certainly has no skeleton now. Lets see who else wants to join us.
It is seems it is just you and I still Julie. 3 empty places but nobody has come forward so we will have to just pig it out unless there are last minute requests to join us.
I will bring my best appetite! "
Or we might have to offer even more incentives. Obviously my food is not pulling them |
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Omg there a lot to remember
Starter: beetroot +shallot tarte tatin
Main: mushroom arancini with orange, fennel, rocket + roasted peach salad and new potato salad
Pudding: Apple Crumble Custard Tart
Afters: Espresso martinis
I can't choose 4 people
Entertainment would be karaoke /dance
They would find lipstick vibes, spare wommies and lots of lace +stockings |
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I've only just seen this thread and my brain hurts from other things.
So can I please just pick up a doner kebab and a Vimto and wave a hello to everyone?
Boogie around 11/12 if you're up for it?
x
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"I've only just seen this thread and my brain hurts from other things.
So can I please just pick up a doner kebab and a Vimto and wave a hello to everyone?
Boogie around 11/12 if you're up for it?
x
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You can join Julie and I and there are still two more empty places left |
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"I've only just seen this thread and my brain hurts from other things.
So can I please just pick up a doner kebab and a Vimto and wave a hello to everyone?
Boogie around 11/12 if you're up for it?
x
You can join Julie and I and there are still two more empty places left "
Deal - as long as the boogie happens later with the two of you?
I'll compromise on the kebab...you'd probably never talk to me again BumBums, and you are a whizz in the kitchen...so you choose xxxx |
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Bruschetta
Lasagne,chips, side salad, coleslaw and garlic bread
Tiramisu
Meli, she's a cutie and the conversation would be fun.
Pickles, he would definitely make me laugh.
Brucey, just because it's Brucey.
Kai, because he's a grump but he's also smart.
I'm obvs gonna win
Brucey is enough entertainment for anyone.
I don't even know what's in that drawer so they may enter at their own risk
Em x"
Aww this has touched me. In my special areas |
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"I've only just seen this thread and my brain hurts from other things.
So can I please just pick up a doner kebab and a Vimto and wave a hello to everyone?
Boogie around 11/12 if you're up for it?
x
You can join Julie and I and there are still two more empty places left
Deal - as long as the boogie happens later with the two of you?
I'll compromise on the kebab...you'd probably never talk to me again BumBums, and you are a whizz in the kitchen...so you choose xxxx"
That's great and very welcome. The menu had been posted earlier but posted below again. I hope it is to your liking. If not I can russle up my famous frittata for you or even a good homemade kebab with extra grease
Meal:
Lobster linguine with prawns
(Sicilian lemon froster - perfect palate cleanser)
Roasted guinea fowl with beetroot, ginger and thyme
Rhubarb and custard panna cotta
Ibiza vibe for entertainment
Locked drawer obviously locked but key can be won in party games
I hope that helps to decide whether you are still coming |
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"I've only just seen this thread and my brain hurts from other things.
So can I please just pick up a doner kebab and a Vimto and wave a hello to everyone?
Boogie around 11/12 if you're up for it?
x
You can join Julie and I and there are still two more empty places left
Deal - as long as the boogie happens later with the two of you?
I'll compromise on the kebab...you'd probably never talk to me again BumBums, and you are a whizz in the kitchen...so you choose xxxx
That's great and very welcome. The menu had been posted earlier but posted below again. I hope it is to your liking. If not I can russle up my famous frittata for you or even a good homemade kebab with extra grease
Meal:
Lobster linguine with prawns
(Sicilian lemon froster - perfect palate cleanser)
Roasted guinea fowl with beetroot, ginger and thyme
Rhubarb and custard panna cotta
Ibiza vibe for entertainment
Locked drawer obviously locked but key can be won in party games
I hope that helps to decide whether you are still coming "
Well, I've always preferred langoustines to lobster, but for you BumBums, I'll slum it xxxx |
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Cheese and biscuits for starters
Oriental chicken noodle soup
Orange drizzle cake
I'll have...
Quacksplat, kinklips fluffy and me
Entertainment.. I'll play my techno set just for you!! Oh I could get my saxophone out!!! |
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"Omg there a lot to remember
Starter: beetroot +shallot tarte tatin
Main: mushroom arancini with orange, fennel, rocket + roasted peach salad and new potato salad
Pudding: Apple Crumble Custard Tart
Afters: Espresso martinis
I can't choose 4 people
Entertainment would be karaoke /dance
They would find lipstick vibes, spare wommies and lots of lace +stockings "
Sounds amazing! But what are wommies?
J |
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"Omg there a lot to remember
Starter: beetroot +shallot tarte tatin
Main: mushroom arancini with orange, fennel, rocket + roasted peach salad and new potato salad
Pudding: Apple Crumble Custard Tart
Afters: Espresso martinis
I can't choose 4 people
Entertainment would be karaoke /dance
They would find lipstick vibes, spare wommies and lots of lace +stockings
Sounds amazing! But what are wommies?
J"
Oh.. Womanisers |
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"Cheese and biscuits for starters
Oriental chicken noodle soup
Orange drizzle cake
I'll have...
Quacksplat, kinklips fluffy and me
Entertainment.. I'll play my techno set just for you!! Oh I could get my saxophone out!!!"
Is "get my saxophone out" a euphemism?
J |
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"Cheese and biscuits for starters
Oriental chicken noodle soup
Orange drizzle cake
I'll have...
Quacksplat, kinklips fluffy and me
Entertainment.. I'll play my techno set just for you!! Oh I could get my saxophone out!!!
Is "get my saxophone out" a euphemism?
J"
Maybe but I do play the saxophone!! |
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