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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

It's time to stick an entire whisk in your mouth or tell Jane "Dear Lord, what a sad little life" because Dave Lamb is here to narrate your culinary success/disaster and we're all here to pass judgement on the contents of the bedroom drawers.

-Three course meal, what are you cooking?

-which 4 fabbers are you inviting and who do you think would win the money?

-what's the entertainment?

-what do the other contestants find in your bedroom drawer?

Winner will be chosen at random. To receive your prize please contact Brucey. T&C's apply.

J

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Meal: loaded potato skins

Dirty cheeseburgers

Lemon meringue pie

Guests:

Mobile bottom (because he can cook)

Pickles (because he probably can’t)

Milestones (because they make fancy scones)

Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)

Entertainment: a drag show

Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Meal: loaded potato skins

Dirty cheeseburgers

Lemon meringue pie

Guests:

Mobile bottom (because he can cook)

Pickles (because he probably can’t)

Milestones (because they make fancy scones)

Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)

Entertainment: a drag show

Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins "

Oh and I’d win

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Meal: loaded potato skins

Dirty cheeseburgers

Lemon meringue pie

Guests:

Mobile bottom (because he can cook)

Pickles (because he probably can’t)

Milestones (because they make fancy scones)

Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)

Entertainment: a drag show

Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins "

Nice Fluffy, I'd watch that week! Are you cooking it yourself or passing off M&S as your own work?

J

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Meal: loaded potato skins

Dirty cheeseburgers

Lemon meringue pie

Guests:

Mobile bottom (because he can cook)

Pickles (because he probably can’t)

Milestones (because they make fancy scones)

Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)

Entertainment: a drag show

Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins

Nice Fluffy, I'd watch that week! Are you cooking it yourself or passing off M&S as your own work?

J "

Most definitely passing off M&S

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

They can pick the takeaway if they turn up

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"They can pick the takeaway if they turn up"

Chinese. I'll turn up if there's spring rolls, spare ribs and crispy duck . I'll only give you a 3 though.

J

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"They can pick the takeaway if they turn up

Chinese. I'll turn up if there's spring rolls, spare ribs and crispy duck . I'll only give you a 3 though.

J"

Still better than having to give me one

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Starter - Cream of Tomato soup

Main - Sausage with creamy potato.

Dessert- Cream pie!

Entertainment is me cooking naked and serenading.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman 47 weeks ago

In the clouds

I don't know enough fabbers to comment

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I don't know enough fabbers to comment "

Please give us your menu and drawer contents. It's not a must do all the bits thread. More a make me hungry or snort thread. I'm craving crispy duck now and it's my own fault!

J

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"I don't know enough fabbers to comment "

Neither do I , Come to mine then. You can pop the cork!….

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"They can pick the takeaway if they turn up

Chinese. I'll turn up if there's spring rolls, spare ribs and crispy duck . I'll only give you a 3 though.

J

Still better than having to give me one"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Meal: loaded potato skins

Dirty cheeseburgers

Lemon meringue pie

Guests:

Mobile bottom (because he can cook)

Pickles (because he probably can’t)

Milestones (because they make fancy scones)

Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)

Entertainment: a drag show

Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins "

Custard and Cheese

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By *obilebottomMan 47 weeks ago

All over


"Meal: loaded potato skins

Dirty cheeseburgers

Lemon meringue pie

Guests:

Mobile bottom (because he can cook)

Pickles (because he probably can’t)

Milestones (because they make fancy scones)

Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)

Entertainment: a drag show

Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins

Nice Fluffy, I'd watch that week! Are you cooking it yourself or passing off M&S as your own work?

J "

Sounds like I am doing the cooking. That's fine, sounds good fun. I am in

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By *hunky GentMan 47 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm a little shy, but I'd happily bring some of my sausage rolls and a lemon meringue pie

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Starter - Cream of Tomato soup

Main - Sausage with creamy potato.

Dessert- Cream pie!

Entertainment is me cooking naked and serenading.

"

Wow, so much cream. I hope the sausages don't spit if you're cooking naked...

J

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By *oo..Woman 47 weeks ago

Boo's World

Three course meal, what are you cooking?

Spicy Grilled Chicken Kebabs

Steak,chips, onion rings and all the sauces/sides.

Toffee Apple Crumble Cheesecake

4 fabbers

Brucey - I'm not convinced his a real person.

Grumpy- He would just sulk if I left him behind.

Littlebird-for her outrageous behaviour.

Gatekeeper - his as stubborn as me

Entertainment - Gatekeeper on the Piano as I'd not have to pay him.

Winning- myself I reckon

Bedroom drawer- at present you'd find loads of Christmas receipts and maybe a box of Malteasers.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Meal: loaded potato skins

Dirty cheeseburgers

Lemon meringue pie

Guests:

Mobile bottom (because he can cook)

Pickles (because he probably can’t)

Milestones (because they make fancy scones)

Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)

Entertainment: a drag show

Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins

Custard and Cheese "

Oh I forgot cheese!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"

Custard and Cheese "

Together?

Yeah, I think Fluffy will win too!

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Meal: loaded potato skins

Dirty cheeseburgers

Lemon meringue pie

Guests:

Mobile bottom (because he can cook)

Pickles (because he probably can’t)

Milestones (because they make fancy scones)

Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)

Entertainment: a drag show

Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins

Nice Fluffy, I'd watch that week! Are you cooking it yourself or passing off M&S as your own work?

J

Sounds like I am doing the cooking. That's fine, sounds good fun. I am in "

Everyone has to take a turn cooking. Will you be cooking frittata there ways?

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"

Everyone has to take a turn cooking. Will you be cooking frittata there ways?

J"

Three ways!

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By *aitonelMan 47 weeks ago

Travelling

Oh this is a cool thread

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By *imi_RougeWoman 47 weeks ago

Portsmouth


"

-Three course meal, what are you cooking?

-which 4 fabbers are you inviting and who do you think would win the money?

-what's the entertainment?

-what do the other contestants find in your bedroom drawer?

"

Melon balls and Parma ham

Fish fingers, waffles and veg

Lemon cheesecake

Joe Beans, Pickle, PW and mystery guest, I reckon we'd delight and terrify the boys in equal measures.

They would be the entertainment.

Lots of lingerie and equipment... Obs.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm a little shy, but I'd happily bring some of my sausage rolls and a lemon meringue pie "

Sounds delicious! Beef will be doing the cooking when it's our turn.

J

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By *obilebottomMan 47 weeks ago

All over


"Meal: loaded potato skins

Dirty cheeseburgers

Lemon meringue pie

Guests:

Mobile bottom (because he can cook)

Pickles (because he probably can’t)

Milestones (because they make fancy scones)

Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)

Entertainment: a drag show

Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins

Nice Fluffy, I'd watch that week! Are you cooking it yourself or passing off M&S as your own work?

J

Sounds like I am doing the cooking. That's fine, sounds good fun. I am in

Everyone has to take a turn cooking. Will you be cooking frittata there ways?

J"

No that's for the picnic the day after

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Three course meal, what are you cooking?

Spicy Grilled Chicken Kebabs

Steak,chips, onion rings and all the sauces/sides.

Toffee Apple Crumble Cheesecake

4 fabbers

Brucey - I'm not convinced his a real person.

Grumpy- He would just sulk if I left him behind.

Littlebird-for her outrageous behaviour.

Gatekeeper - his as stubborn as me

Entertainment - Gatekeeper on the Piano as I'd not have to pay him.

Winning- myself I reckon

Bedroom drawer- at present you'd find loads of Christmas receipts and maybe a box of Malteasers. "

I'll watch that week too! And I agree your menu is a winner

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Oh this is a cool thread"

I come up with all the best ones

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"

-Three course meal, what are you cooking?

-which 4 fabbers are you inviting and who do you think would win the money?

-what's the entertainment?

-what do the other contestants find in your bedroom drawer?

Melon balls and Parma ham

Fish fingers, waffles and veg

Lemon cheesecake

Joe Beans, Pickle, PW and mystery guest, I reckon we'd delight and terrify the boys in equal measures.

They would be the entertainment.

Lots of lingerie and equipment... Obs."

This sounds ace, Dave Lamb will enjoy narrating this one!

J

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Starters Scallops

Mains beef with trimmings ir veg option

Dessert Applie crumble custard or cream

Fluffy chicken

Meli

Skybird

A.n other

Bottom drawer odds ends plus handcuffs and sexy dice

Karaoke competition

Winner Me lol

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 47 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Um. I cannot cook. Can I hold out for the couples version and get the most domesticated partner to do all of the meal planning and prepping, I'll just do the serving and the strip tease for the entertainment portion

How many is it with couples?

I know I'd want Julie&Beef and the Knights. That's technically 4 by the thread rules.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Starters Scallops

Mains beef with trimmings ir veg option

Dessert Applie crumble custard or cream

Fluffy chicken

Meli

Skybird

A.n other

Bottom drawer odds ends plus handcuffs and sexy dice

Karaoke competition

Winner Me lol

"

Sounds like a good menu. You planted that stuff in your drawer though just so they'd find it! Cunning

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Um. I cannot cook. Can I hold out for the couples version and get the most domesticated partner to do all of the meal planning and prepping, I'll just do the serving and the strip tease for the entertainment portion

How many is it with couples?

I know I'd want Julie&Beef and the Knights. That's technically 4 by the thread rules."

I'm prepared to alter the thread rules in anyway needed for this to happen.

J

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Starters Scallops

Mains beef with trimmings ir veg option

Dessert Applie crumble custard or cream

Fluffy chicken

Meli

Skybird

A.n other

Bottom drawer odds ends plus handcuffs and sexy dice

Karaoke competition

Winner Me lol

Sounds like a good menu. You planted that stuff in your drawer though just so they'd find it! Cunning

J"

No it lives there and dusty with vanilla partner like mine lol ...

Thank god fwb whom just purchased a paddle

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By *emidemiWoman 47 weeks ago

basingstoke

Starter- bruschetta

Main- creamy Cajun chicken orzo

Dessert- lemon and rosemary poached pear with cream

Anyone is invited, entertainment is me trying to saying the alphabet backwards while tipsy

And in my drawer you’ll find.. a big ol’ tub of Vaseline

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Starter- bruschetta

Main- creamy Cajun chicken orzo

Dessert- lemon and rosemary poached pear with cream

Anyone is invited, entertainment is me trying to saying the alphabet backwards while tipsy

And in my drawer you’ll find.. a big ol’ tub of Vaseline "

I want to eat that food. This thread wasn't posted at the best time as I'm starting to get hungry for dinner!

J

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"It's time to stick an entire whisk in your mouth or tell Jane "Dear Lord, what a sad little life" because Dave Lamb is here to narrate your culinary success/disaster and we're all here to pass judgement on the contents of the bedroom drawers.

-Three course meal, what are you cooking?

-which 4 fabbers are you inviting and who do you think would win the money?

-what's the entertainment?

-what do the other contestants find in your bedroom drawer?

Winner will be chosen at random. To receive your prize please contact Brucey. T&C's apply.

J"

You don’t want me cooking. Trust. We’ll order in.

My nemesis, a bot, a sock puppet, and one #theyknowwhotheyare

A crack pipe (maybe)

And a crack pipe (maybe)

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"It's time to stick an entire whisk in your mouth or tell Jane "Dear Lord, what a sad little life" because Dave Lamb is here to narrate your culinary success/disaster and we're all here to pass judgement on the contents of the bedroom drawers.

-Three course meal, what are you cooking?

-which 4 fabbers are you inviting and who do you think would win the money?

-what's the entertainment?

-what do the other contestants find in your bedroom drawer?

Winner will be chosen at random. To receive your prize please contact Brucey. T&C's apply.

J

You don’t want me cooking. Trust. We’ll order in.

My nemesis, a bot, a sock puppet, and one #theyknowwhotheyare

A crack pipe (maybe)

And a crack pipe (maybe) "

PS - there are no winners here.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Erm…..Bugger….my culinary skills are marginally smaller than a gnats clitoris

Can I just invite a fabster around mine and have them cook the meal?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


" You don’t want me cooking. Trust. We’ll order in.

My nemesis, a bot, a sock puppet, and one #theyknowwhotheyare

A crack pipe (maybe)

And a crack pipe (maybe) "

Excellent! #IknowwhoIam

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Erm…..Bugger….my culinary skills are marginally smaller than a gnats clitoris

Can I just invite a fabster around mine and have them cook the meal? "

Just throw the creme brûlées out of the window and accept the low score

J

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By *ensuallover1000Man 47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Erm…..Bugger….my culinary skills are marginally smaller than a gnats clitoris

Can I just invite a fabster around mine and have them cook the meal?

Just throw the creme brûlées out of the window and accept the low score

J"

I know my place (somewhere south of last)

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By *emidemiWoman 47 weeks ago

basingstoke


"Starter- bruschetta

Main- creamy Cajun chicken orzo

Dessert- lemon and rosemary poached pear with cream

Anyone is invited, entertainment is me trying to saying the alphabet backwards while tipsy

And in my drawer you’ll find.. a big ol’ tub of Vaseline

I want to eat that food. This thread wasn't posted at the best time as I'm starting to get hungry for dinner!

J"

I’ll cook for you anytime J

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By *liceinwanderlust101Woman 47 weeks ago

Cambridge/London

Definitely my beef wellington for a main course!

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Definitely my beef wellington for a main course! "

Shall we host together ?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Starter- bruschetta

Main- creamy Cajun chicken orzo

Dessert- lemon and rosemary poached pear with cream

Anyone is invited, entertainment is me trying to saying the alphabet backwards while tipsy

And in my drawer you’ll find.. a big ol’ tub of Vaseline

I want to eat that food. This thread wasn't posted at the best time as I'm starting to get hungry for dinner!

J

I’ll cook for you anytime J "

Yay! Thanks Demi

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By *asty tatsyMan 47 weeks ago

london

I’m gonna have to have a real think, unless I get an invite not to cook

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Definitely my beef wellington for a main course! "

It just needs fishcakes for starters and Eton Mess for dessert for the full CDWM trifecta

In!

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Definitely my beef wellington for a main course!

Shall we host together ? "

Even more in!

J

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Definitely my beef wellington for a main course!

Shall we host together ?

Even more in!

J"

JULIE IS ONE OF OUR 4

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By *aitonelMan 47 weeks ago

Travelling


"Definitely my beef wellington for a main course!

Shall we host together ?

Even more in!

J"

You can't invite yourself!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Definitely my beef wellington for a main course!

Shall we host together ?

Even more in!

J

You can't invite yourself! "

My thread, my rules. You're just jealous.

You should've come up with and posted such an awesome thread!

J

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Definitely my beef wellington for a main course!

Shall we host together ?

Even more in!

J

You can't invite yourself! "

She can

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I’m gonna have to have a real think, unless I get an invite not to cook "

Nice try!

J

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By *asty tatsyMan 47 weeks ago

london


"I’m gonna have to have a real think, unless I get an invite not to cook

Nice try!

J"

Always worth a try

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By *asty tatsyMan 47 weeks ago

london

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By *aitonelMan 47 weeks ago

Travelling


"Definitely my beef wellington for a main course!

Shall we host together ?

Even more in!

J

You can't invite yourself!

She can "

I do not approve!

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By *asty tatsyMan 47 weeks ago

london


"Definitely my beef wellington for a main course!

Shall we host together ?

Even more in!

J

JULIE IS ONE OF OUR 4 "

If you need a butler there I’m in

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By *aitonelMan 47 weeks ago

Travelling

Does the winner get put on to Bruce's list?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Does the winner get put on to Bruce's list? "

He's only looking for lucky ladies. I think it has to be a prize anyone can win.

J

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By *entlemanFoxMan 47 weeks ago

North East / London


"

-Three course meal, what are you cooking?

Starter: Garlic portobello mushrooms stuffed with pesto & chorizo;

Main: pork tenderloin in brandy creme sauce potato dauphinois, honey glazed parsnips;

Desert: FAb banana split - banana, melon, ice cream, pomegranate seeds and cointreau cream.

-which 4 fabbers are you inviting and who do you think would win the money?

Bellaseas and of course you J & Beef.

-what's the entertainment?

Strip scrabble of course!

-what do the other contestants find in your bedroom drawer?

My Fab sketchbook.

"

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By *emidemiWoman 47 weeks ago

basingstoke


"Does the winner get put on to Bruce's list? "

Surely you mean the loser?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"

-Three course meal, what are you cooking?

Starter: Garlic portobello mushrooms stuffed with pesto & chorizo;

Main: pork tenderloin in brandy creme sauce potato dauphinois, honey glazed parsnips;

Desert: FAb banana split - banana, melon, ice cream, pomegranate seeds and cointreau cream.

-which 4 fabbers are you inviting and who do you think would win the money?

Bellaseas and of course you J & Beef.

-what's the entertainment?

Strip scrabble of course!

-what do the other contestants find in your bedroom drawer?

My Fab sketchbook.

"

That food sounds amazing!

I actually had a conversation with friends yesterday about how no one plays word games with me more than once I hope you enjoy being naked!

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Does the winner get put on to Bruce's list?

Surely you mean the loser?"

I think only those who have done the sex with Bruce are allowed to comment on whether it's a star prize...

J

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By *liceinwanderlust101Woman 47 weeks ago

Cambridge/London

I would actually love this an all

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By *aitonelMan 47 weeks ago

Travelling


"I would actually love this an all "

All round to yours then. Is it?

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By *hunky GentMan 47 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I would actually love this an all "

You could be dessert

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By *educing_EmCouple 47 weeks ago

Tipperary

Bruschetta

Lasagne,chips, side salad, coleslaw and garlic bread

Tiramisu

Meli, she's a cutie and the conversation would be fun.

Pickles, he would definitely make me laugh.

Brucey, just because it's Brucey.

Kai, because he's a grump but he's also smart.

I'm obvs gonna win

Brucey is enough entertainment for anyone.

I don't even know what's in that drawer so they may enter at their own risk

Em x

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By *entlemanFoxMan 47 weeks ago

North East / London


"

...

That food sounds amazing!

I actually had a conversation with friends yesterday about how no one plays word games with me more than once I hope you enjoy being naked!

J"

I do love a challenge, and while I may be an old dog, I have picked up a few lexicological tricks along the way!

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

I see wonko is going hungry

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"

Bruschetta

Lasagne,chips, side salad, coleslaw and garlic bread

Tiramisu

Meli, she's a cutie and the conversation would be fun.

Pickles, he would definitely make me laugh.

Brucey, just because it's Brucey.

Kai, because he's a grump but he's also smart.

I'm obvs gonna win

Brucey is enough entertainment for anyone.

I don't even know what's in that drawer so they may enter at their own risk

Em x"

This sounds like a fun episode! I reckon you'll win too. You'll get them all to cook instead of you and somehow manage to persuade them to vote for you too!

J

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Three course meal, what are you cooking?

Spicy Grilled Chicken Kebabs

Steak,chips, onion rings and all the sauces/sides.

Toffee Apple Crumble Cheesecake

4 fabbers

Brucey - I'm not convinced his a real person.

Grumpy- He would just sulk if I left him behind.

Littlebird-for her outrageous behaviour.

Gatekeeper - his as stubborn as me

Entertainment - Gatekeeper on the Piano as I'd not have to pay him.

Winning- myself I reckon

Bedroom drawer- at present you'd find loads of Christmas receipts and maybe a box of Malteasers. "

Damn right I'd sulk

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Meal: loaded potato skins

Dirty cheeseburgers

Lemon meringue pie

Guests:

Mobile bottom (because he can cook)

Pickles (because he probably can’t)

Milestones (because they make fancy scones)

Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)

Entertainment: a drag show

Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins

Custard and Cheese

Oh I forgot cheese! "

How

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By *asty tatsyMan 47 weeks ago

london

Ok mine would be

Starter

Chicken liver and bacon with mushroom sauce

Main

Monkfish and Chorizo risotto

Afters

White chocolate cheese cake

My 4 would be

PW

Little bird

Nora

And Bella seas

I’m there just for the food of course

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By *asty tatsyMan 47 weeks ago

london


"Ok mine would be

Starter

Chicken liver and bacon with mushroom sauce

Main

Monkfish and Chorizo risotto

Afters

White chocolate cheese cake

My 4 would be

PW

Little bird

Nora

And Bella seas

I’m there just for the food of course "

Entertainment

A game of monopoly

Top drawer

A collection of Star Wars films

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"

Custard and Cheese

Together?

Yeah, I think Fluffy will win too!

J"

I'm not that bad

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Ok mine would be

Starter

Chicken liver and bacon with mushroom sauce

Main

Monkfish and Chorizo risotto

Afters

White chocolate cheese cake

My 4 would be

PW

Little bird

Nora

And Bella seas

I’m there just for the food of course

Entertainment

A game of monopoly

Top drawer

A collection of Star Wars films "

The food? Yeah right!

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Meal: loaded potato skins

Dirty cheeseburgers

Lemon meringue pie

Guests:

Mobile bottom (because he can cook)

Pickles (because he probably can’t)

Milestones (because they make fancy scones)

Grumpy (because he’ll bring custard)

Entertainment: a drag show

Bedroom drawer contents: drawing pins "

I'm too lazy to read all and reply properly but thank you- Miles will smile

T

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By *educing_EmCouple 47 weeks ago

Tipperary


"

Bruschetta

Lasagne,chips, side salad, coleslaw and garlic bread

Tiramisu

Meli, she's a cutie and the conversation would be fun.

Pickles, he would definitely make me laugh.

Brucey, just because it's Brucey.

Kai, because he's a grump but he's also smart.

I'm obvs gonna win

Brucey is enough entertainment for anyone.

I don't even know what's in that drawer so they may enter at their own risk

Em x

This sounds like a fun episode! I reckon you'll win too. You'll get them all to cook instead of you and somehow manage to persuade them to vote for you too!

J"

Are you calling me a manipulator Julie

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By *illy IdolMan 47 weeks ago

Midlands

Can I just enjoy the meals and not cook

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By *obilebottomMan 47 weeks ago

All over


"Can I just enjoy the meals and not cook"

Will rustle up something for you if not too much of a fussy eater

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 47 weeks ago

Essex

Starters - garlic chilli prawns & I will fight you for the last one

Main - probably steak based….

I don’t do dessert so I’ll chuck cheeses on the table.

Guests… fucking hell. Nah. I’m not playing that game.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


" This sounds like a fun episode! I reckon you'll win too. You'll get them all to cook instead of you and somehow manage to persuade them to vote for you too!

J

Are you calling me a manipulator Julie "

I dunno. Am I? They'd all vote for you happily thinking it was their own idea...

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Can I just enjoy the meals and not cook"

Nice try Willy!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Can I just enjoy the meals and not cook

Will rustle up something for you if not too much of a fussy eater "

FFS. It's cos he's got his bow out isn't it?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Starters - garlic chilli prawns & I will fight you for the last one

Main - probably steak based….

I don’t do dessert so I’ll chuck cheeses on the table.

Guests… fucking hell. Nah. I’m not playing that game. "

J

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By *obilebottomMan 47 weeks ago

All over

Well, I had not time to prepare, nothing to wear and the house is a mess after the xmas shenanigans but I can't refuse Julie an entry when she comes up with a good thread

Meal:

Lobster linguine with prawns

(Sicilian lemon frosterfect palate cleanser)

Roasted guinea fowl with beetroot, ginger and thyme

Rhubarb and custard panna cotta

Ibiza vibe

Locked drawer obviously

Guests: only fair to let the first four of you lovely people who come forward to confirm that want to come to dinner to be my guests - phew, saved by the bell

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By *obilebottomMan 47 weeks ago

All over


"Well, I had not time to prepare, nothing to wear and the house is a mess after the xmas shenanigans but I can't refuse Julie an entry when she comes up with a good thread

Meal:

Lobster linguine with prawns

(Sicilian lemon frosterfect palate cleanser)

Roasted guinea fowl with beetroot, ginger and thyme

Rhubarb and custard panna cotta

Ibiza vibe

Locked drawer obviously

Guests: only fair to let the first four of you lovely people who come forward to confirm that want to come to dinner to be my guests - phew, saved by the bell

"

I worry I may be dinning alone and I made so much food. Oh well, it will feeze

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

You were just too early for these weird 'twixmas times. Even though I'm supposedly not meant to invite myself I'm not missing that menu! And I want to hear what the narrator would say about a locked drawer. Also you know some nosey bint would look inside a wardrobe or cupboard instead. It is the way the programme works!

J

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By *obilebottomMan 47 weeks ago

All over


"You were just too early for these weird 'twixmas times. Even though I'm supposedly not meant to invite myself I'm not missing that menu! And I want to hear what the narrator would say about a locked drawer. Also you know some nosey bint would look inside a wardrobe or cupboard instead. It is the way the programme works!

J"

You are welcome and you have the first of the four available places. The key to the locked drawer will be won in one of the party games As for the wardrobe, it certainly has no skeleton now. Lets see who else wants to join us.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Prawn cocktail

Steak

Cheesecake

Parlour games include - weigh ya own tits, and keys in a fruit bowl.

Free vodka cocktails

Mrs C xx

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Prawn cocktail

Steak

Cheesecake

Parlour games include - weigh ya own tits, and keys in a fruit bowl.

Free vodka cocktails

Mrs C xx "

The post-watershed edition of CDWM

J

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Can I just enjoy the meals and hot cock"

OK Willy. You can have that at our table

T

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan 47 weeks ago

Belfast


"It's time to stick an entire whisk in your mouth or tell Jane "Dear Lord, what a sad little life" because Dave Lamb is here to narrate your culinary success/disaster and we're all here to pass judgement on the contents of the bedroom drawers.

-Three course meal, what are you cooking?

-which 4 fabbers are you inviting and who do you think would win the money?

-what's the entertainment?

-what do the other contestants find in your bedroom drawer?

Winner will be chosen at random. To receive your prize please contact Brucey. T&C's apply.

J"

Starter - Vegetable soup

Main course - pot roasted Pheasant, served with country veg and garlic new potatoes

Pudding - Black forest gateaux with vanilla ice cream

I will create a mystery thread where the first 4 fabbers to solve the mystery earn the pleasure of dining with me. They are all winners.

The entertainment will be a performance of sword swallowing, by previous fabbers who've dined with me.

In my bedroom drawer, waiting to be found, is an 'idiots guide' on the female body, a box of Ferrero Rocher, and handcuff keys.

At the end of the night I will give everyone a gift to take away that's personal to them, 1 of which will also take away a gift that's personal to me. *Spoiler*(1 of you will be pregnant)

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By *obilebottomMan 47 weeks ago

All over


"You were just too early for these weird 'twixmas times. Even though I'm supposedly not meant to invite myself I'm not missing that menu! And I want to hear what the narrator would say about a locked drawer. Also you know some nosey bint would look inside a wardrobe or cupboard instead. It is the way the programme works!

J

You are welcome and you have the first of the four available places. The key to the locked drawer will be won in one of the party games As for the wardrobe, it certainly has no skeleton now. Lets see who else wants to join us. "

It is seems it is just you and I still Julie. 3 empty places but nobody has come forward so we will have to just pig it out unless there are last minute requests to join us.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Starter - Vegetable soup

Main course - pot roasted Pheasant, served with country veg and garlic new potatoes

Pudding - Black forest gateaux with vanilla ice cream

I will create a mystery thread where the first 4 fabbers to solve the mystery earn the pleasure of dining with me. They are all winners.

The entertainment will be a performance of sword swallowing, by previous fabbers who've dined with me.

In my bedroom drawer, waiting to be found, is an 'idiots guide' on the female body, a box of Ferrero Rocher, and handcuff keys.

At the end of the night I will give everyone a gift to take away that's personal to them, 1 of which will also take away a gift that's personal to me. *Spoiler*(1 of you will be pregnant)

"

Crikey!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"You were just too early for these weird 'twixmas times. Even though I'm supposedly not meant to invite myself I'm not missing that menu! And I want to hear what the narrator would say about a locked drawer. Also you know some nosey bint would look inside a wardrobe or cupboard instead. It is the way the programme works!

J

You are welcome and you have the first of the four available places. The key to the locked drawer will be won in one of the party games As for the wardrobe, it certainly has no skeleton now. Lets see who else wants to join us.

It is seems it is just you and I still Julie. 3 empty places but nobody has come forward so we will have to just pig it out unless there are last minute requests to join us. "

I will bring my best appetite!

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By *obilebottomMan 47 weeks ago

All over


"You were just too early for these weird 'twixmas times. Even though I'm supposedly not meant to invite myself I'm not missing that menu! And I want to hear what the narrator would say about a locked drawer. Also you know some nosey bint would look inside a wardrobe or cupboard instead. It is the way the programme works!

J

You are welcome and you have the first of the four available places. The key to the locked drawer will be won in one of the party games As for the wardrobe, it certainly has no skeleton now. Lets see who else wants to join us.

It is seems it is just you and I still Julie. 3 empty places but nobody has come forward so we will have to just pig it out unless there are last minute requests to join us.

I will bring my best appetite! "

Or we might have to offer even more incentives. Obviously my food is not pulling them

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Omg there a lot to remember

Starter: beetroot +shallot tarte tatin

Main: mushroom arancini with orange, fennel, rocket + roasted peach salad and new potato salad

Pudding: Apple Crumble Custard Tart

Afters: Espresso martinis

I can't choose 4 people

Entertainment would be karaoke /dance

They would find lipstick vibes, spare wommies and lots of lace +stockings

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 47 weeks ago

St Leonards

I've only just seen this thread and my brain hurts from other things.

So can I please just pick up a doner kebab and a Vimto and wave a hello to everyone?

Boogie around 11/12 if you're up for it?

x

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By *obilebottomMan 47 weeks ago

All over


"I've only just seen this thread and my brain hurts from other things.

So can I please just pick up a doner kebab and a Vimto and wave a hello to everyone?

Boogie around 11/12 if you're up for it?

x

"

You can join Julie and I and there are still two more empty places left

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 47 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I've only just seen this thread and my brain hurts from other things.

So can I please just pick up a doner kebab and a Vimto and wave a hello to everyone?

Boogie around 11/12 if you're up for it?

x

You can join Julie and I and there are still two more empty places left "

Deal - as long as the boogie happens later with the two of you?

I'll compromise on the kebab...you'd probably never talk to me again BumBums, and you are a whizz in the kitchen...so you choose xxxx

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By *ruceyyMan 47 weeks ago

London


"

Bruschetta

Lasagne,chips, side salad, coleslaw and garlic bread

Tiramisu

Meli, she's a cutie and the conversation would be fun.

Pickles, he would definitely make me laugh.

Brucey, just because it's Brucey.

Kai, because he's a grump but he's also smart.

I'm obvs gonna win

Brucey is enough entertainment for anyone.

I don't even know what's in that drawer so they may enter at their own risk

Em x"

Aww this has touched me. In my special areas

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By *obilebottomMan 47 weeks ago

All over


"I've only just seen this thread and my brain hurts from other things.

So can I please just pick up a doner kebab and a Vimto and wave a hello to everyone?

Boogie around 11/12 if you're up for it?

x

You can join Julie and I and there are still two more empty places left

Deal - as long as the boogie happens later with the two of you?

I'll compromise on the kebab...you'd probably never talk to me again BumBums, and you are a whizz in the kitchen...so you choose xxxx"

That's great and very welcome. The menu had been posted earlier but posted below again. I hope it is to your liking. If not I can russle up my famous frittata for you or even a good homemade kebab with extra grease

Meal:

Lobster linguine with prawns

(Sicilian lemon froster - perfect palate cleanser)

Roasted guinea fowl with beetroot, ginger and thyme

Rhubarb and custard panna cotta

Ibiza vibe for entertainment

Locked drawer obviously locked but key can be won in party games

I hope that helps to decide whether you are still coming

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 47 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I've only just seen this thread and my brain hurts from other things.

So can I please just pick up a doner kebab and a Vimto and wave a hello to everyone?

Boogie around 11/12 if you're up for it?

x

You can join Julie and I and there are still two more empty places left

Deal - as long as the boogie happens later with the two of you?

I'll compromise on the kebab...you'd probably never talk to me again BumBums, and you are a whizz in the kitchen...so you choose xxxx

That's great and very welcome. The menu had been posted earlier but posted below again. I hope it is to your liking. If not I can russle up my famous frittata for you or even a good homemade kebab with extra grease

Meal:

Lobster linguine with prawns

(Sicilian lemon froster - perfect palate cleanser)

Roasted guinea fowl with beetroot, ginger and thyme

Rhubarb and custard panna cotta

Ibiza vibe for entertainment

Locked drawer obviously locked but key can be won in party games

I hope that helps to decide whether you are still coming "

Well, I've always preferred langoustines to lobster, but for you BumBums, I'll slum it xxxx

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By *d4fun73Man 47 weeks ago

Shipley

Cheese and biscuits for starters

Oriental chicken noodle soup

Orange drizzle cake

I'll have...

Quacksplat, kinklips fluffy and me

Entertainment.. I'll play my techno set just for you!! Oh I could get my saxophone out!!!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Omg there a lot to remember

Starter: beetroot +shallot tarte tatin

Main: mushroom arancini with orange, fennel, rocket + roasted peach salad and new potato salad

Pudding: Apple Crumble Custard Tart

Afters: Espresso martinis

I can't choose 4 people

Entertainment would be karaoke /dance

They would find lipstick vibes, spare wommies and lots of lace +stockings "

Sounds amazing! But what are wommies?

J

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Omg there a lot to remember

Starter: beetroot +shallot tarte tatin

Main: mushroom arancini with orange, fennel, rocket + roasted peach salad and new potato salad

Pudding: Apple Crumble Custard Tart

Afters: Espresso martinis

I can't choose 4 people

Entertainment would be karaoke /dance

They would find lipstick vibes, spare wommies and lots of lace +stockings

Sounds amazing! But what are wommies?

J"

Oh.. Womanisers

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Cheese and biscuits for starters

Oriental chicken noodle soup

Orange drizzle cake

I'll have...

Quacksplat, kinklips fluffy and me

Entertainment.. I'll play my techno set just for you!! Oh I could get my saxophone out!!!"

Is "get my saxophone out" a euphemism?

J

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By *d4fun73Man 47 weeks ago

Shipley


"Cheese and biscuits for starters

Oriental chicken noodle soup

Orange drizzle cake

I'll have...

Quacksplat, kinklips fluffy and me

Entertainment.. I'll play my techno set just for you!! Oh I could get my saxophone out!!!

Is "get my saxophone out" a euphemism?

J"

Maybe but I do play the saxophone!!

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