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"Do you ever pee standing up?
(I made this for inclusivity.)
Though if anyone wants to get me a She-Wee for Xmas… 
Yes
Yes, you pee standing up? Or yes, you’ll get me a She-Wee? "
I mean, both!
I am one of those people who sometimes pees in the shower. It's much easier for me (I have bladder related problems associated with disability, yadda yadda)  |
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"Do you ever pee standing up?
(I made this for inclusivity.)
Though if anyone wants to get me a She-Wee for Xmas…
Yes
Yes, you pee standing up? Or yes, you’ll get me a She-Wee?
I mean, both!
I am one of those people who sometimes pees in the shower. It's much easier for me (I have bladder related problems associated with disability, yadda yadda) "
I want a She-Wee so much. I would aim it out the car window in traffic. I would water every tree in existence. I would feel complete  |
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"Do you ever pee standing up?
(I made this for inclusivity.)
Though if anyone wants to get me a She-Wee for Xmas…
Yes
Yes, you pee standing up? Or yes, you’ll get me a She-Wee?
I mean, both!
I am one of those people who sometimes pees in the shower. It's much easier for me (I have bladder related problems associated with disability, yadda yadda)
I want a She-Wee so much. I would aim it out the car window in traffic. I would water every tree in existence. I would feel complete "
I actually would probably benefit from one, actually! Shall I see if they do a BOGOF? |
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"Do you ever pee standing up?
(I made this for inclusivity.)
Though if anyone wants to get me a She-Wee for Xmas…
Yes
Yes, you pee standing up? Or yes, you’ll get me a She-Wee?
I mean, both!
I am one of those people who sometimes pees in the shower. It's much easier for me (I have bladder related problems associated with disability, yadda yadda)
I want a She-Wee so much. I would aim it out the car window in traffic. I would water every tree in existence. I would feel complete
I actually would probably benefit from one, actually! Shall I see if they do a BOGOF? "
YES! Holy water, YES. |
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Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?
Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target? |
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"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?
Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target? "
Pray and spray |
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"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?
Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target? "
I think you pull the lip etc upwards quite a bit you can pee forwards |
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"Do you ever pee standing up?
(I made this for inclusivity.)
Though if anyone wants to get me a She-Wee for Xmas…
Yes
Yes, you pee standing up? Or yes, you’ll get me a She-Wee?
I mean, both!
I am one of those people who sometimes pees in the shower. It's much easier for me (I have bladder related problems associated with disability, yadda yadda)
I want a She-Wee so much. I would aim it out the car window in traffic. I would water every tree in existence. I would feel complete
I actually would probably benefit from one, actually! Shall I see if they do a BOGOF?
YES! Holy water, YES."
The original is a tenner but the flexi one is £5.99 |
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"Do you ever pee standing up?
(I made this for inclusivity.)
Though if anyone wants to get me a She-Wee for Xmas…
Yes
Yes, you pee standing up? Or yes, you’ll get me a She-Wee?
I mean, both!
I am one of those people who sometimes pees in the shower. It's much easier for me (I have bladder related problems associated with disability, yadda yadda)
I want a She-Wee so much. I would aim it out the car window in traffic. I would water every tree in existence. I would feel complete
I actually would probably benefit from one, actually! Shall I see if they do a BOGOF?
YES! Holy water, YES.
The original is a tenner but the flexi one is £5.99 "
I wonder why the flexi one is less expensive. |
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"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?
Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target? "
In my able bodied days, I managed to pee into a urinal on the wall of a Portaloo. It involved one foot up, arse out and shove one's bum right towards the urinal. It worked! It was much better than sitting on the Portaloo seat  |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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I actually pee in the shower most of the time. As soon as the hot water hits me I can't help it. Am I gross? Yeah, probably. I don't care though. My pee is pretty clear and doesn't really have a smell so I don't mind pissing down my leg. |
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"I actually pee in the shower most of the time. As soon as the hot water hits me I can't help it. Am I gross? Yeah, probably. I don't care though. My pee is pretty clear and doesn't really have a smell so I don't mind pissing down my leg."
Squirt or piss? |
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"I actually pee in the shower most of the time. As soon as the hot water hits me I can't help it. Am I gross? Yeah, probably. I don't care though. My pee is pretty clear and doesn't really have a smell so I don't mind pissing down my leg."
Just as long as you don’t piss down my neck and tell me it’s raining, we all good.  |
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"I actually pee in the shower most of the time. As soon as the hot water hits me I can't help it. Am I gross? Yeah, probably. I don't care though. My pee is pretty clear and doesn't really have a smell so I don't mind pissing down my leg.
Squirt or piss? "
You’re on fire tonight |
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"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?
Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target?
I think you pull the lip etc upwards quite a bit you can pee forwards "
There’s clearly an art to this
Hmmm….I can see visions of me even hosting an event: ‘The Annual Ladies Pissing Championships.’
Prizes for accuracy, most ornate stance/pose, and artistry in urinating….
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"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?
Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target?
I think you pull the lip etc upwards quite a bit you can pee forwards
There’s clearly an art to this
Hmmm….I can see visions of me even hosting an event: ‘The Annual Ladies Pissing Championships.’
Prizes for accuracy, most ornate stance/pose, and artistry in urinating….
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I want to be in the pissing contest! |
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"I actually pee in the shower most of the time. As soon as the hot water hits me I can't help it. Am I gross? Yeah, probably. I don't care though. My pee is pretty clear and doesn't really have a smell so I don't mind pissing down my leg.
Squirt or piss?
You’re on fire tonight "
Wind up mode is activated |
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"I actually pee in the shower most of the time. As soon as the hot water hits me I can't help it. Am I gross? Yeah, probably. I don't care though. My pee is pretty clear and doesn't really have a smell so I don't mind pissing down my leg.
Just as long as you don’t piss down my neck and tell me it’s raining, we all good. "
I would never do that! I only did it once. |
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"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?
Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target?
In my able bodied days, I managed to pee into a urinal on the wall of a Portaloo. It involved one foot up, arse out and shove one's bum right towards the urinal. It worked! It was much better than sitting on the Portaloo seat "
The rear approach….a fine crafted technique I award you a full score of 10!
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?
Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target?
I think you pull the lip etc upwards quite a bit you can pee forwards
There’s clearly an art to this
Hmmm….I can see visions of me even hosting an event: ‘The Annual Ladies Pissing Championships.’
Prizes for accuracy, most ornate stance/pose, and artistry in urinating….
"
There's a film where a woman does this. Can't for the life of me remember which film though. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?
Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target?
I think you pull the lip etc upwards quite a bit you can pee forwards
There’s clearly an art to this
Hmmm….I can see visions of me even hosting an event: ‘The Annual Ladies Pissing Championships.’
Prizes for accuracy, most ornate stance/pose, and artistry in urinating….
There's a film where a woman does this. Can't for the life of me remember which film though."
The full Monty |
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"I actually pee in the shower most of the time. As soon as the hot water hits me I can't help it. Am I gross? Yeah, probably. I don't care though. My pee is pretty clear and doesn't really have a smell so I don't mind pissing down my leg.
Squirt or piss?
You’re on fire tonight
Wind up mode is activated "
“Try me, I light up” |
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"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?
Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target?
I think you pull the lip etc upwards quite a bit you can pee forwards
There’s clearly an art to this
Hmmm….I can see visions of me even hosting an event: ‘The Annual Ladies Pissing Championships.’
Prizes for accuracy, most ornate stance/pose, and artistry in urinating….
I want to be in the pissing contest!"
I’ll sign you up for the 2024 event
Remember the competition is bound to be fierce for this prestigious award so be sure to get your practice in now and you could be awarded the proud accolade of, Ultimate Pissing Champion. |
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"Um….now please forgive my impertinence but….how do you ladies aim?
Are we talking one foot on the toilet seat and a pelvic lean forward here or else do you just let fly and pray to hit your intended target?
I think you pull the lip etc upwards quite a bit you can pee forwards
There’s clearly an art to this
Hmmm….I can see visions of me even hosting an event: ‘The Annual Ladies Pissing Championships.’
Prizes for accuracy, most ornate stance/pose, and artistry in urinating….
There's a film where a woman does this. Can't for the life of me remember which film though.
The full Monty "
Is it?
That's a bloody good memory if you're right! |
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By *essaMayWoman 49 weeks ago
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peed in a urinal in the mens toilets when the queue for the ladies was so long I couldn't wait. Funny to see so many shocked guy faces and sure many peed down their legs of the guy next to them  |
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By *essaMayWoman 49 weeks ago
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"peed in a urinal in the mens toilets when the queue for the ladies was so long I couldn't wait. Funny to see so many shocked guy faces and sure many peed down their legs of the guy next to them "
Oh and Pee S - sure many have stood in the sea and peed. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Learned to wee ages ago as a teen as I used to go to loads of gigs and festivals and hated the sight and smell of toilets which I refused to sit on.
I’m quite good at aiming during a standing wee without spraying myself in the process. Alternatively, I train my quads by hoovering over toilets and aiming without soaking the seat too. |
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"peed in a urinal in the mens toilets when the queue for the ladies was so long I couldn't wait. Funny to see so many shocked guy faces and sure many peed down their legs of the guy next to them "
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"Learned to wee ages ago as a teen as I used to go to loads of gigs and festivals and hated the sight and smell of toilets which I refused to sit on.
I’m quite good at aiming during a standing wee without spraying myself in the process. Alternatively, I train my quads by hoovering over toilets and aiming without soaking the seat too. "
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