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By *usman 199 OP   Man 47 weeks ago

Stockport

Afternoon everyone

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By *use and wolfCouple 47 weeks ago

angus

We have a lorra lorra prizes

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By *offiaCoolWoman 47 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

What a sad little life Jane

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

How for now

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Jam or clotted cream first?

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Jam or clotted cream first?"

CLOTTED CREAM - ALWAYS THE CLOTTED CREAM!!!!

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By *cottish guy 555Man 47 weeks ago

London

To me, to you

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By *offiaCoolWoman 47 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

Scone (as in bone) or Scone (as in gone)

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"To me, to you "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 47 weeks ago

North West

I'm going to give you a damned good thrashing!

OR

What DO you expect to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window?

OR

You stupid boy!

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By *Mids guyMan 47 weeks ago

Lichfield

“It’s like New Street Station here”

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By *iddlesticksMan 47 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

That a Bank of Clydesdale £10 note is legal tender.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Jam or clotted cream first?

CLOTTED CREAM - ALWAYS THE CLOTTED CREAM!!!!"

Whattttttt!

Nope.nope.nope.

Nope.

Jam first

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By *entlemanFoxMan 47 weeks ago

North East / London


"...

You stupid boy!"

I prefer: "Don't tell him, Pike"

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By *he KinkysCouple 47 weeks ago

Edinburgh

It’s like Blackpool illuminations in here x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 47 weeks ago

North West


"...

You stupid boy!

I prefer: "Don't tell him, Pike""

"Uncle Arthur......"

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By *obwhateverMan 47 weeks ago

Stirling/ London/ Yorkshire

Doing the drum beat from the closing titles of Eastenders

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By *icecouple561Couple 47 weeks ago
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East Sussex

"excuse me, there's a queue you know"

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By *zeroMan 47 weeks ago

Glasgow

Lovely Jubbly!

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By *ad NannaWoman 47 weeks ago

East London

Please mind the gap.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Jam or clotted cream first?

CLOTTED CREAM - ALWAYS THE CLOTTED CREAM!!!!

Whattttttt!

Nope.nope.nope.

Nope.

Jam first"

Bloody heathen

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By *2000ManMan 47 weeks ago

Worthing

They think it's all over...it is now!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 47 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A friend of mine was filming in Spain with an American called Rodney and he and all the other cast members just kept calling him Dave, much to the Yanks' bewilderment

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By *ew aged adventurerMan 47 weeks ago

swansea

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By *ew aged adventurerMan 47 weeks ago

swansea

ee bah gum ....

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By *entleman JayMan 47 weeks ago

Wakefield

I know nothing! In a Spanish accent.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 47 weeks ago

North West


"I know nothing! In a Spanish accent. "

Are you from Barcelona?

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By *ris GrayMan 47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Mate mate mate

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By *ris GrayMan 47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Sorry no understanday

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By *ris GrayMan 47 weeks ago

Dorchester

I'm thick I'm british

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"ee bah gum ...."

Ecky Thump!

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By *r_PinkMan 47 weeks ago

london stratford


"Afternoon everyone "

out as in out or out as in out out

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

"as if by magic the shopkeeper appeared"

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

"it's friday it's 5 to 5 it's crackerjack"

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 47 weeks ago

Markfield

Big coats and big lights

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan 47 weeks ago

Sussex

The (insert name and time of service) has been cancelled due to snow on the line

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By *he KinkysCouple 47 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I know nothing! In a Spanish accent. "

Brilliant x

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 47 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Naff off !

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple 47 weeks ago

Stoke

The saying 'Tickety boo'

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By *arnayguyMan 47 weeks ago

Durham Tees

'How's your knob for spots?'

'Not bad. How's your arse for blackheads?'

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

What on earth is going on in the House of Commons

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By *isurreyguy2019Man 47 weeks ago

surrey

They don't like it up em

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By *isurreyguy2019Man 47 weeks ago

surrey

Wibble

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Alan Alan Alan STEVE STEVE STEVE Px

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 47 weeks ago

North West

Do you have your comedy breasts?

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By *ows the time 300Man 47 weeks ago

Rickmansworth

Shut that door

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By *layfullsamMan 47 weeks ago

Solihull

Spotted dick

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By *ows the time 300Man 47 weeks ago

Rickmansworth

Dusty bin

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Jam or clotted cream first?

CLOTTED CREAM - ALWAYS THE CLOTTED CREAM!!!!

Whattttttt!

Nope.nope.nope.

Nope.

Jam first

Bloody heathen"

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By *ris GrayMan 47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Omg

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Off to battle cruiser .....

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

'Calm down, calm down'

(in a fake Scouse accent, a wig and a fake moustache, shell suits are optional)

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Knocking shop

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By *ris GrayMan 47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Fuck off you manky bastard

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By *RWoodyCouple 47 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

It's looking a bit black over Bill's mothers.

J x

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan 47 weeks ago

Sussex

'Face like a bulldog licking mustard off a thistle

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

We're off to Button Moon , we follow Mr. Spoon

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By *ris GrayMan 47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Whats the weather like in scunthorpe

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan 47 weeks ago

Sussex

Dogger... Fischer... German Bight

For me it would have been

Lundy... Fastnet... Irish Sea

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By *layfullsamMan 47 weeks ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan 47 weeks ago

Solihull

Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

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By *xonman53Man 47 weeks ago

Thame

It's a Siberian Hamster...

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By *xonman53Man 47 weeks ago

Thame

It's all done in the best possible taste.....

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Flat cap and whippets

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By *isurreyguy2019Man 47 weeks ago

surrey

Vodka margarine

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

What a knee slap means.

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By *olden PoleMan 47 weeks ago

Kent

What do points make…….

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By *r imp miss minxCouple 47 weeks ago

Colchester


"...

You stupid boy!

I prefer: "Don't tell him, Pike"

"Uncle Arthur......""

We’re doomed!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Monkey tennis?

B

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By *izzy.Woman 47 weeks ago

Stoke area

Ey up

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Good moaning

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By *ris GrayMan 47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Eyes down for a full house

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By *cottish guy 555Man 47 weeks ago

London

Nice to see you, to see you Nice

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By *ldgeezermeMan 47 weeks ago

Newcastle

He's pining for the fjords

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By *idnight RamblerMan 47 weeks ago

Pershore

"I think the rain is easing"

or

"It's lovely once you're in"

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Bear with...

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By *rofessor ElementalMan 47 weeks ago

Durham

Bobs your uncle and Fannies your aunt.

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By *ldgeezermeMan 47 weeks ago

Newcastle

This is a true story

We had some German contractors at work and they had English-German translation software, the program had a history of recent searches, included was:

Cock and bull story

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By *drian52Man 47 weeks ago

Derby


"I know nothing! In a Spanish accent.

Are you from Barcelona? "

Scorchio!!!!

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By *ust want fun 888Man 47 weeks ago

nearby

When I were young, old English people used to say, when I asked the time for example 5 and 20 past one

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By *glyBettyTV/TS 47 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Knees up mother Brown

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By *ogNMuseCouple 47 weeks ago

Surrey

Is this the back of the queue?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 47 weeks ago

North West


"He's pining for the fjords"

This is an ex parrot!

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By *izzy.Woman 47 weeks ago

Stoke area

Where you born in a barn ?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 47 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I didn’t get where I am today by looking a gift horse in the bush.

Eleven minutes late, staff shortages Nine Elms.

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By *viatrixWoman 47 weeks ago

Redhill

“You aaaalright?”

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By *eliusMan 47 weeks ago

Henlow

Accrington Stanley! Who are they?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 47 weeks ago

Southampton

It's like Blackpool illuminations in here !

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 47 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

“We’ve come on holiday by mistake!”

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By *ogNMuseCouple 47 weeks ago

Surrey


"“We’ve come on holiday by mistake!”"

We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 47 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"“We’ve come on holiday by mistake!”

We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now."

Scrubbers!!!!

Little tarts they love it!

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By *ermite12ukMan 47 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

He'll never sell ice creams, going at that speed.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

A monkey

A pony

A score

A tonne

A lady Godiva

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By *iss pleasuringWoman 47 weeks ago

Somewhere near

Was ypi born in a barn .

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By *iss pleasuringWoman 47 weeks ago

Somewhere near


"It's like Blackpool illuminations in here !"

Switch the bloody lights.off

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By *viatrixWoman 47 weeks ago

Redhill

What’s the blandest thing on the menu?

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By *aomilatteCouple 47 weeks ago

Midlands

Diamond geezer

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Oh have we got a video.

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By *opinovMan 47 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Look at what you could've won."

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By *moothdickMan 47 weeks ago

stoke

Nothing for two in a bed in this game

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By *aomilatteCouple 47 weeks ago

Midlands

Mangetout Rodders

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By *opinovMan 47 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"We've come on holiday by mistake."

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By *ddie1966Man 47 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

A cuddly toy !

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

GARLIC BREAD! It's the future!

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan 47 weeks ago

Belfast

Nice to see you, to see you nice!

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By *mf123Man 47 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Beware perverts wanking in the privets

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 47 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"What’s the blandest thing on the menu?

"

27 bread rolls, rolls made of...bread

If you put your toad in my hole then we can mix and match

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By *opinovMan 47 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

This is a local shop for local people...

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Four Candles?

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By *ougarsilkWoman 47 weeks ago

Pleasure heaven

Mrs Slocombe's pussy

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 47 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Put the big light on

And for those of us who are Welsh

'Who's coat is that jacket?'

'I'll be there now in a minute'

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By *ilva69Man 47 weeks ago

stockport


"What’s the blandest thing on the menu?

27 bread rolls, rolls made of...bread

If you put your toad in my hole then we can mix and match

And finish with spotted dick ( you can get some cream for that)

"

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By *aracarMan 47 weeks ago

waterford

That birds a wrong-un

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 47 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"What’s the blandest thing on the menu?

27 bread rolls, rolls made of...bread

If you put your toad in my hole then we can mix and match

And finish with spotted dick ( you can get some cream for that)

"

Goodness gracious me!

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By *inky ChefMan 47 weeks ago

Norwich

Er... I don't know.

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By *iamond couple twoCouple 47 weeks ago

Wakefield

I’ll go to the foot of our stairs

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By *ris GrayMan 47 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Four Candles?"
or fork handles

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By *eneralKenobiMan 47 weeks ago

North Angus

“See if you put that milk in first I’m going to slap you”

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By *estSussexLatinoMan 47 weeks ago

Horsham

As a non-brit I *think* I got like 6-7 of these. I'm gonna need a lotta Googling

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By *ris GrayMan 47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Not tonight I've got a headache

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Blimey

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By *ihimbiherCouple 47 weeks ago

lightwater


"Jam or clotted cream first?

CLOTTED CREAM - ALWAYS THE CLOTTED CREAM!!!!"

absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Whey Aye Man

Howay Man

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By *ung nine inchMan 47 weeks ago

leeds

Split ass

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Dad...... a fink a got me head stuck

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Smeeeeeeeeeeee

Smeeeee eee eeeeee

Smeeeeeeg

Smeghead

Mr Lister sir, Ive done it

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By *ister_EMan 47 weeks ago

Hayling Island

You guys underestimate the worldwide popularity of British comedy! I knew most of the classics quoted here long before I ever landed in Blighty. British telly is watched worldwide so we all learn your sayings and idioms from watching film and TV programmes! It's the small everyday things like a "Builders Brew" or Cockney rhyming slang that leave us poor foreigners at sixes and sevens....

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By *riental_brit_studMan 47 weeks ago

London

Keep Calm and Carry On

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By *cottish guy 555Man 47 weeks ago

London

BRILLIANT!

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

"i will say this only once "

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"When I were young, old English people used to say, when I asked the time for example 5 and 20 past one"

I have become one of those 'old English people'. I say 'quarter past', '10 to', as so on. I thought it was still fairly common.

M

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By *riental_brit_studMan 47 weeks ago

London

Stay out of the black and into the red, Nothing in this game for two in a bed.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple 47 weeks ago

west london

Without any further a do

What it is is

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"You guys underestimate the worldwide popularity of British comedy! I knew most of the classics quoted here long before I ever landed in Blighty. British telly is watched worldwide so we all learn your sayings and idioms from watching film and TV programmes! It's the small everyday things like a "Builders Brew" or Cockney rhyming slang that leave us poor foreigners at sixes and sevens...."

I'm British and I only learnt the term 'builder's brew' about 4 years ago. I'd never heard of it before.

M

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"You guys underestimate the worldwide popularity of British comedy! I knew most of the classics quoted here long before I ever landed in Blighty. British telly is watched worldwide so we all learn your sayings and idioms from watching film and TV programmes! It's the small everyday things like a "Builders Brew" or Cockney rhyming slang that leave us poor foreigners at sixes and sevens....

I'm British and I only learnt the term 'builder's brew' about 4 years ago. I'd never heard of it before.

M"

you'll be a southerner then

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Work from the outside in old boy; the other way around allows folks insights into your beginnings and experiences... Hwahhh Hwahhhhh Hwahhhhh.

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By *amesBeelzebubMan 47 weeks ago

norwich

I'm Brahms and List

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By *histle do nicelyMan 47 weeks ago

Glasgow South

The weather

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"......

I'm British and I only learnt the term 'builder's brew' about 4 years ago. I'd never heard of it before.

M

you'll be a southerner then "

Ohh...is that why. I haven't heard it called that since that one time, I must admit. The irony is that I heard it from a foreigner asking me if I knew this British term because someone had used it with her.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

It's just a good strong cuppa in a big man's mug ......

They have them in london too but it's called PeeGeeOLatteChino and costs £15.99

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Fork 'andles, 'andles for forks.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS 47 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

"Will you start the fans please"

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By *iddlesticksMan 47 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.

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By *ndisMan 47 weeks ago

Liverpool

Four candles! Handles for forks.

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By *ldgeezermeMan 47 weeks ago

Newcastle

I'm playing all the right notes...

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By *ango2000Couple 47 weeks ago

burton

This time next year Rodney !!

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

There's nothing a good cuppa can't fix.

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By *ayzDreamingMan 47 weeks ago

Shipton bellinger

0800 00

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By *leasecumplayCouple 47 weeks ago

corringham

“We ain’t got a mobile phone Dell”

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 47 weeks ago

North West


"I'm playing all the right notes..."

But not necessarily in the right order!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 47 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Garlic bread - it's the future.

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By *appytrailmanMan 47 weeks ago

Manchester

118 118

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By *appytrailmanMan 47 weeks ago

Manchester

3 cups of steaming cold tea

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By *rouble81Couple 47 weeks ago

Bolton

081 811 8181

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By *viatrixWoman 47 weeks ago

Redhill


"......

I'm British and I only learnt the term 'builder's brew' about 4 years ago. I'd never heard of it before.

M

you'll be a southerner then

Ohh...is that why. I haven't heard it called that since that one time, I must admit. The irony is that I heard it from a foreigner asking me if I knew this British term because someone had used it with her. "

My boys were born in Manchester. With the first one, I’d been living in the UK for 10 months, fairly proficient in American English… I had a lovely friend who also had a baby, she came over to visit as I was in the deepest throes of postnatal depression, and she said in her most delightful Oldham accent:

“Right, poppet- off we go to the softplay, it is lush and the lady running it makes the best brew for miles… “

I understood half of that, and by “brew” I thought it was really something from a cauldron, or at least some beer!

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By *heggMan 47 weeks ago

South Brum/Criydon


"...

You stupid boy!

I prefer: "Don't tell him, Pike""

Search YouTube for Ian Lavender's appearance on Mastermind...

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Afternoon everyone "

Nice to see you, to see you……..

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By *ock69erMan 47 weeks ago

Middle o’ Fife


"Scone (as in bone) or Scone (as in gone)"

Coming from Scotland there are two Scones.

Scone, the one you eat…. rhymes with Gone.

Scone, the place…. rhymes with Goon.

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By *eeglos94Man 47 weeks ago

Gloucester


"0800 00"

10 66

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan 46 weeks ago

Sussex

Referring to someone as being "marmite"

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By *addad99Man 46 weeks ago

Rotherham /newquay

Garlic bread

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By *addad99Man 46 weeks ago

Rotherham /newquay

You going out out

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By *phroditeWoman 46 weeks ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Meh...

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By *inks_apeyCouple 46 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I'm freeeee

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By *r_PinkMan 46 weeks ago

london stratford

Thingamagig

and dooberry whatnots

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By *obilebottomMan 46 weeks ago

All over

The way to amarillo

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By *veragejoe99Man 46 weeks ago

Sheppey


"Jam or clotted cream first?

CLOTTED CREAM - ALWAYS THE CLOTTED CREAM!!!!

Whattttttt!

Nope.nope.nope.

Nope.

Jam first"

Absolutely!!

Cornish rules

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

This time next year Rodney we will be millionaires

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By *ris GrayMan 46 weeks ago

Dorchester

When the clock strikes 13 its time to change

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By *rhugesMan 46 weeks ago

Cardiff

I'm vexed

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By *veragejoe99Man 46 weeks ago

Sheppey

Just the one, Mrs Wembley

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By *ris GrayMan 46 weeks ago

Dorchester

I'm free Mr Humphries

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By *lan157Man 46 weeks ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

"He's got a dodgy strawberry "

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By *ris GrayMan 46 weeks ago

Dorchester

Stiff upper lip

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By *teveanddebsCouple 46 weeks ago

Norwich

-Dad do you know the piano's on my foot"

"You hum it son, I'll play it"

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