According to a current German research study, Christmas is the peak time to be cautious about your cock. Penile fractures are significantly more likely at Christmas  . The fractures are often heralded by an audible crack, followed by severe pain, rapid loss of erection and severe swelling and bruising. “When [patients] present to their doctor their penis often looks like an eggplant...”.
Perhaps that's why eggplant emojis for cocks came into use.
Average age is 42. Have a happy Christmas, not a broken one  |
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"It don’t need to be Christmas to get a penile fracture…..one word…..
Aubergine! I’ll never forget the first one I saw!"
I don't know whether the UK incidences of it correlate to the German ones but it's perhaps a mix of seasonal goodwill, merriment and booze, etc. But of course, they can be anytime
Certainlyz get medical help if it comes |
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Amazing what they discover in German research. Change of subject but research also discovered that the Germans who are noted for clean streets and clean cars change their underwear less often than an any other EEC member state. My take on that was I wish that I'd been the guy paid a kings ransom to conduct the research into German social habits. |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS 47 weeks ago
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"Ohmyfuckinggodwhywouldyoutypethatandmakemereaditwithmypoorinnocenteyespleaseneverpostanythinglikethateveragain
How do you feel about banjo strings snapping? They make an audible sound too! "
If done by someone else being overzealous, they should serve time in prison.. no banter |
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"Ohmyfuckinggodwhywouldyoutypethatandmakemereaditwithmypoorinnocenteyespleaseneverpostanythinglikethateveragain
How do you feel about banjo strings snapping? They make an audible sound too!
If done by someone else being overzealous, they should serve time in prison.. no banter"
And if done quite by accident, in the back of a Vauxhall Corsa?? |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS 47 weeks ago
About 3 feet away from the fence |
"Ohmyfuckinggodwhywouldyoutypethatandmakemereaditwithmypoorinnocenteyespleaseneverpostanythinglikethateveragain
How do you feel about banjo strings snapping? They make an audible sound too!
If done by someone else being overzealous, they should serve time in prison.. no banter
And if done quite by accident, in the back of a Vauxhall Corsa?? "
It's like drink driving...No excuse is good enough  |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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Priapism
Total Emergency...
Needs adding..
Think those trousers & shorts wriggling in A&E or naughty skirts after a meet.
No more swinging that red guitar to Weller |
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