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The Worst Thing About Sex Is…..

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

…..Well?

Your responses may be as serious and considered or else as facetious and obstreperous as you so desire.

Make it so my fine folks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The aftermath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The worst thing about sex is.. the sex. Touching someone's genitals with your genitals, you make pee-pee there why would you.. YOU PUT THEM IN EACH OTHERS MOUTHS?!

*Starts heaving uncontrollably*

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Well, y'know, I would imagine STD's and pregnancy...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the effort you gotta put in for a minute or 2 of enjoyment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking for my car keys

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

...the screaming, sobbing and uncontrolled insane laughter; and that's before I take my clothes off.

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By *sername already in useMan over a year ago

manchester

Sobering up.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Away for Christmas

The disappointment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The part where you’re expected to put your mouth on that part where we comes out of. Eww!

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By *hunky ChefMan over a year ago

Norwich

Addictive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

The jealousy from all of the other women

Clearly this is a joke reply so don’t flame me please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you stop getting it because stuff needs doing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The worst thing about sex is.. the sex. Touching someone's genitals with your genitals, you make pee-pee there why would you.. YOU PUT THEM IN EACH OTHERS MOUTHS?!

*Starts heaving uncontrollably*"

I like the way your brain thinks.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"The jealousy from all of the other women

Clearly this is a joke reply so don’t flame me please"

Never admit to the joke! Commit and stand behind it

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

When it ends. When there is no more spunk left to extract from their big hairy balls.

Sad times.

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By *eeglos94Man over a year ago

Gloucester

The endless laundry, waterproof mattress protectors are a pain to wash and in winter almost impossible to dry because they roll up on themselves and trap moisture in the tumble dryer. Any tips greatly appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ejaculating….it’s always a let down, it’s never as good as the build up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

REALLY the worst the thing about SEX Question

Nothing ( or you R CRAP )

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By *illan-KillashMan over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"…..Well?

Your responses may be as serious and considered or else as facetious and obstreperous as you so desire.

Make it so my fine folks

Making sure my balaclava is on right and there's enough petrol in the van.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

The lack of it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The snail trail you leave on the carpet from the bed to the bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The clean up! Then it starts again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When they stop.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It messes up my make up

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"The snail trail you leave on the carpet from the bed to the bathroom."

Thanks! I now have a mental image of you dragging yourself along the floor with your legs in the air, like my dog does when she drags her bum along the floor.