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1 to fill a woman's inbox?
2 to fill a man's inbox?
3 to fill a couples inbox?
4 worst status a woman can display?
5 worst status a man can display?
6 worst status a couple can display?
7 most amusing status you've seen on fab
I'm looking for suggestions on number 4 |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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1 to fill a woman's inbox?
2 to fill a man's inbox?
3 to fill a couples inbox?
4 worst status a woman can display?
5 worst status a man can display?
6 worst status a couple can display?
7 most amusing status you've seen on fab
I'm looking for suggestions on number 4"
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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1 to fill a woman's inbox?
2 to fill a man's inbox?
3 to fill a couples inbox?
4 worst status a woman can display?
5 worst status a man can display?
6 worst status a couple can display?
7 most amusing status you've seen on fab
I'm looking for suggestions on number 4
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MIGHT be free later...
Which means she's not but wants attention |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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1 to fill a woman's inbox?
2 to fill a man's inbox?
3 to fill a couples inbox?
4 worst status a woman can display?
5 worst status a man can display?
6 worst status a couple can display?
7 most amusing status you've seen on fab
I'm looking for suggestions on number 4
MIGHT be free later...
Which means she's not but wants attention"
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For no 4 maybe...
Highly recommend a std test if we met recently. I am sorry...
Or.. please confirm your details for child maintenance if we met, planning ahead 
Would be grateful for some no2 suggestions
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1 ‘Need cock right now!’
2 ‘Cheesecake going free to the first to contact me…’
3 ‘We both have cheesecake…’
4 ‘Is this green discharge normal?’
5 ‘Is this quantity of smegma normal?
6 ‘Smegging hell! We are both laden with smegma!’
7 I like the really random status updates and ones which induce a chuckle.
….and ones relating to smegma of course |
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1 to fill a woman's inbox?
2 to fill a man's inbox?
3 to fill a couples inbox?
4 worst status a woman can display?
5 worst status a man can display?
6 worst status a couple can display?
7 most amusing status you've seen on fab
I'm looking for suggestions on number 4"
my fanny needs a penis now all rush at once |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 48 weeks ago
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As part of a forum status game I did actually post that I had an sti. I kid you not...that does not put men off at all.
They would specifically ask which STI and say they didn't mind catching it and most would still offer bareback though a few of them said they would but only with a condom. Most took the attitude that it can be cured with two weeks antibiotics and wasn't a big deal.
That made my block list bigger. |
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"As part of a forum status game I did actually post that I had an sti. I kid you not...that does not put men off at all.
They would specifically ask which STI and say they didn't mind catching it and most would still offer bareback though a few of them said they would but only with a condom. Most took the attitude that it can be cured with two weeks antibiotics and wasn't a big deal.
That made my block list bigger."
 Ye Gods! There’s simply no stopping the lascivious beasts! |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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1 to fill a woman's inbox? I need to be fucked now
2 to fill a man's inbox? I need some cock in me now
3 to fill a couples inbox? My Mrs needs to be fucked now
4 worst status a woman can display? Can all my previous lovers contact me urgently
5 worst status a man can display? It’s ok if it’s a bit itchy and a bit spotty, right?
6 worst status a couple can display? Come fuck my husband now
7 most amusing status you've seen on fab? £50 for the privilege of fucking me, that’s a bargain lads. You’d be foolish not to.
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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1 to fill a woman's inbox? I need to be fucked now
2 to fill a man's inbox? I need some cock in me now
3 to fill a couples inbox? My Mrs needs to be fucked now
4 worst status a woman can display? Can all my previous lovers contact me urgently
5 worst status a man can display? It’s ok if it’s a bit itchy and a bit spotty, right?
6 worst status a couple can display? Come fuck my husband now
7 most amusing status you've seen on fab? £50 for the privilege of fucking me, that’s a bargain lads. You’d be foolish not to.
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Do you remember who number 7 was by any chance. Got a £50 bonus coming at the end of the week |
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"As part of a forum status game I did actually post that I had an sti. I kid you not...that does not put men off at all.
They would specifically ask which STI and say they didn't mind catching it and most would still offer bareback though a few of them said they would but only with a condom. Most took the attitude that it can be cured with two weeks antibiotics and wasn't a big deal.
That made my block list bigger."
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1 to fill a woman's inbox?
2 to fill a man's inbox?
3 to fill a couples inbox?
4 worst status a woman can display?
5 worst status a man can display?
6 worst status a couple can display?
7 most amusing status you've seen on fab
I'm looking for suggestions on number 4"
No 4, will fuck anybody…………. But not you |
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