So….has anyone ever inserted one of these culinary wonders into an orifice other than their mouth?
Actually, whilst I’m here and on the same subject, what other food stuffs have any of you inserted into orifices other than thy cake-holes?
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Recently hotel staff ironically thought we were celebrating an anniversary, gave us a room upgrade, bottle of wine, dozens of chocolate covered strawberries, chocolate truffles, and filled the room with happy anniversary balloons.
My partner was giving me oral when they decided to enjoy a strawberry at the same time. The chocolate instantly melted.
Previously, ages ago, I tried all sorts of vegetables and fruits. They were in fact some of my first “toys”. |
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I've had someone put strawberries and cream on me and then feed me some of them while he ate the rest, laughing. That's the closest I've got
I once tried a pickled egg but it was weird. I didn't like it much. |
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"Recently hotel staff ironically thought we were celebrating an anniversary, gave us a room upgrade, bottle of wine, dozens of chocolate covered strawberries, chocolate truffles, and filled the room with happy anniversary balloons.
My partner was giving me oral when they decided to enjoy a strawberry at the same time. The chocolate instantly melted.
Previously, ages ago, I tried all sorts of vegetables and fruits. They were in fact some of my first “toys”. "
Strawberries and sex - they go together as perfectly as strawberries and cream at Wimbledon  |
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"I've had someone put strawberries and cream on me and then feed me some of them while he ate the rest, laughing. That's the closest I've got
I once tried a pickled egg but it was weird. I didn't like it much."
They are kind of an acquired taste 
I once had an unfortunate experience when I bought one from a fish and chip shop and upon biting into it, was rather alarmed to discover that it was actually rotten inside 
Luckily, I didn’t allow such a misfortune to put me off for life |
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I've enjoyed playing - not with a pickled egg - but a Cadbury creme egg
Inserted into a sexy lady's naughty passage it was incredible how quickly it melted and flowed out xx
Messy I can tell you but great fun |
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"I've enjoyed playing - not with a pickled egg - but a Cadbury creme egg
Inserted into a sexy lady's naughty passage it was incredible how quickly it melted and flowed out xx
Messy I can tell you but great fun "
Creme egg pie...
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I've been fucked with cucumber. I think that's about it. I have also ate food covered in cum when I was feeling freaky and experimental but I wouldn't do that again. |
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I wonder if anyone has ever inserted a Durian fruit.
J
I accept the challenge! 
