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"One. Just me" You’re lucky TMontana is gone or you’d be wrong | |||
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"One. Just me You’re lucky TMontana is gone or you’d be wrong" Exactly why I said it. | |||
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"None. If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab." This comment is so funny underneath Kai’s comment | |||
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"We have the same lucky number "Oh you have a lucky number? | |||
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"We have the same lucky number
Oh you have a lucky number? "Well. I have a favourite and preferential number. I don't actually believe in arbitrary luck so much. But the sentiment is as close as my wonky brain can get to a lucky number for normal people | |||
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"One. Just me You’re lucky TMontana is gone or you’d be wrong" Didn't he start dating that Midlands petite woman that I was definitely invited to see when I was in brum? Cause she left too. Fucking Tony. | |||
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"I mean. Oooh. Ahhh. It's interesting Pickles! I have seen a fair few faces on women that are true delight. Like what was it called, that custard stuff. Angel delight. So there are hot people here. But many hot people I see could very much be fake or just fucking crazy. Most of the time the second applies. Me, I'm pretty good looking for a certain demographic but without my personality hoo boy, my penis would be very sad indeed." Yeah what I lack in looks I definitely make up for in humour. The way women be laughing at my jokes. Unless…. Unless they’re only laughing because I’m hot? Lmfao nah | |||
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"One. Just me You’re lucky TMontana is gone or you’d be wrong Didn't he start dating that Midlands petite woman that I was definitely invited to see when I was in brum? Cause she left too. Fucking Tony." Is this gossip? 
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"We have the same lucky number
Oh you have a lucky number?
Well. I have a favourite and preferential number. I don't actually believe in arbitrary luck so much. But the sentiment is as close as my wonky brain can get to a lucky number for normal people "Ok phew because 12 isn’t my lucky number I was just saying that | |||
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"None. If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab."  | |||
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"None. If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab. "And yet, people on fab are finding people on fab attractive! Go figure. | |||
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"I've seen so many attractive men and women. I'm going to guess, out of 40,000 online, maybe 1 of them I would smash." With an iron? | |||
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"None. If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.
And yet, people on fab are finding people on fab attractive!
Go figure. "Or are they just making do. | |||
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"None. If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.
And yet, people on fab are finding people on fab attractive!
Go figure.
Or are they just making do. "Any dick does the trick, right?  | |||
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"None. If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab." One, judging by your profile pics!! | |||
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"None. If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.
And yet, people on fab are finding people on fab attractive!
Go figure.
Or are they just making do. "Poor Brucey. And you tell us to be nice to him. | |||
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"I've seen so many attractive men and women. I'm going to guess, out of 40,000 online, maybe 1 of them I would smash." Alright there hulk. | |||
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"Attraction is subjective, I can find the beauty in many people so there’s probably thousands. " You’re in my 12. | |||
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"I've seen so many attractive men and women. I'm going to guess, out of 40,000 online, maybe 1 of them I would smash. With an iron? " How did you know? | |||
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"Everyone because they're all beautiful in their own way "Go away Joseph and come back when we’re on the same page | |||
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"None. If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab. "I reject this on the basis of I’m on here and I think I’m attractive. | |||
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"I've seen so many attractive men and women. I'm going to guess, out of 40,000 online, maybe 1 of them I would smash. With an iron? How did you know?" It felt right. Then it hit me... Like an iron to the face | |||
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"None. If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.
And yet, people on fab are finding people on fab attractive!
Go figure.
Or are they just making do.
Any dick does the trick, right? "Oooh I like this. | |||
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"None. If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.
And yet, people on fab are finding people on fab attractive!
Go figure. "Everyone is hot when my minge is hungry. | |||
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"I've seen so many attractive men and women. I'm going to guess, out of 40,000 online, maybe 1 of them I would smash." My lucky day?! Cmonnn brucey! | |||
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"None. If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.
I reject this on the basis of I’m on here and I think I’m attractive. "You actually are though. | |||
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"Too he honest looks aren't that important to me.. I'm not getting into a relationship with them.. Just having a bit of fun.. So long as they are clean honest and respectful I don't care what they look like " Think that is well said. X plus that makes them attractive c | |||
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"None. If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.
And yet, people on fab are finding people on fab attractive!
Go figure.
Or are they just making do.
Poor Brucey. And you tell us to be nice to him. "You should know not to listen to her! | |||
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"Thankfully beauty is in the eye of the beholder. We have met a few stunning couples that were amazing but also some aesthetically ideal but when they open their mouths you wish they hadn't. We are quite happy to be talented hunters - you can always turn the lights off "I can tell this ones hot from behind to be fair | |||
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"None. If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.
I reject this on the basis of I’m on here and I think I’m attractive.
You actually are though. "Damn you’re smooth. | |||
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"Everyone is attractive with a paper bag right "Let me see you without first? | |||
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"Everyone is attractive with a paper bag right "Depends which paper bag. Branding is important. | |||
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"Everyone is attractive with a paper bag right "You bring the bag ( for me to wear) and we can test that theory lol | |||
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"One. Just me" Two if you include your penis    | |||
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"I'm attractive... My mum says I'm handsome all the time haha" Listen to your mum | |||
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"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think? I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced. " “really attractive”? In my book? An OK Face on a great body will automatically make a girl a 10. Hell, I’ll even take a Butterface | |||
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"Everyone because they're all beautiful in their own way " | |||
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"None. If they were attractive they wouldn't be on fab.
And yet, people on fab are finding people on fab attractive!
Go figure.
Or are they just making do.
Any dick does the trick, right?
Oooh I like this."Don't use this! | |||
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"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think? I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced. “really attractive”? In my book? An OK Face on a great body will automatically make a girl a 10. Hell, I’ll even take a Butterface" No way Jose | |||
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"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think? I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced. “really attractive”? In my book? An OK Face on a great body will automatically make a girl a 10. Hell, I’ll even take a Butterface" Oh dear ... that probably makes me a 2 then | |||
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"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think? I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced. “really attractive”? In my book? An OK Face on a great body will automatically make a girl a 10. Hell, I’ll even take a Butterface" I'm an 8, in the right lighting then. | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before " Good question lol | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before " maybe he means butters face. | |||
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"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think? I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced. “really attractive”? In my book? An OK Face on a great body will automatically make a girl a 10. Hell, I’ll even take a Butterface I'm an 8, in the right lighting then." Is it? I would like to see it | |||
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"Everyone is attractive with a paper bag right "Or two in case one falls off lol | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before " Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face" Oh wow I’ve never heard this. Man like urban dictionary Joe | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face" Ooooh I did not know that. Thank you | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face" Oh lol... well my face and body are about equally matched in the not overly attractive stakes | |||
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"I'm attractive... My mum says I'm handsome all the time haha Listen to your mum "Aww thanks | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face" So the opposite is a butterbody? MrsAbz | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face So the opposite is a butterbody? MrsAbz " I was just gonna ask this! | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face" Don't forget prawn Better without the head. Had both on my profile for a while now | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face Don't forget prawn Better without the head. Had both on my profile for a while now" I thought men liked head... MrsAbz | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face Don't forget prawn Better without the head. Had both on my profile for a while now I thought men liked head... MrsAbz " ‘Not all men’ - men on fab | |||
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"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?! Such a fussy little bitch I know" But an honest one. I’m the same. I’m not going to pretend that I will sexy people I’m not attracted to | |||
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"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?! Such a fussy little bitch I know" I need a pretty face and a banging body. | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face Don't forget prawn Better without the head. Had both on my profile for a while now I thought men liked head... MrsAbz " No no no. I'm a prawn, better without the head. | |||
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"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?! Such a fussy little bitch I know I need a pretty face and a banging body. " Is that you complimenting me or letting me know I'm now out?. | |||
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"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?! Such a fussy little bitch I know I need a pretty face and a banging body. Is that you complimenting me or letting me know I'm now out?. "You're in | |||
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"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?! Such a fussy little bitch I know I need a pretty face and a banging body. Is that you complimenting me or letting me know I'm now out?. "You are in the make do pile. I told you. | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face "I concur it's a bizarre concept. "Her body is hot but..." But what? Her body is hot. | |||
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"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?! Such a fussy little bitch I know But an honest one. I’m the same. I’m not going to pretend that I will sexy people I’m not attracted to" And people think I would bang everyone here! Honestly! | |||
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"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?! Such a fussy little bitch I know I need a pretty face and a banging body. " You’ll find loads on fab. | |||
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"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?! Such a fussy little bitch I know I need a pretty face and a banging body. Is that you complimenting me or letting me know I'm now out?.
You are in the make do pile. I told you. "Kai your sex appeal doesn't work on me, I'm not eyelashing you like the ladies! I'm asking her directly! | |||
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"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?! Such a fussy little bitch I know I need a pretty face and a banging body. You’ll find loads on fab. " Are you're funny Steve | |||
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"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?! Such a fussy little bitch I know I need a pretty face and a banging body. You’ll find loads on fab. Are you're funny Steve " I’m funnier in person but thanks. | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before " BUTTERFACE - “Everything’s great about her...but her face” | |||
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"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?! Such a fussy little bitch I know I need a pretty face and a banging body. Is that you complimenting me or letting me know I'm now out?.
You are in the make do pile. I told you.
Kai your sex appeal doesn't work on me, I'm not eyelashing you like the ladies! I'm asking her directly! "One day! One day Missy Misty Toes will win and get you doing her fantasy. I'll refuse of course | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before BUTTERFACE - “Everything’s great about her...but her face”" Ahhhh now I get it! | |||
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"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think? I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced. " I think those who are really attracted give don’t need to worry about putting face pics on their profile. I put some face pics on mine so that I don’t have to worry about disappointing people when I turn up, at least they know what they’re getting before hand | |||
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"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think? I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced. I think those who are really attracted give don’t need to worry about putting face pics on their profile. I put some face pics on mine so that I don’t have to worry about disappointing people when I turn up, at least they know what they’re getting before hand "I think most people don't put them on for keeping some anonymity rather thinking they are attractive anyway. Very few people have seen my face on here for that reason. Not because its really pretty or anything MrsAbz | |||
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"Attraction is subjective, I can find the beauty in many people so there’s probably thousands. You’re in my 12. " Why thank you! | |||
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"I'm attractive... My mum says I'm handsome all the time haha Listen to your mum
Aww thanks "You're welcome | |||
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"I'd say the ones who don't need to work are willing to risk the face pic unfortunately the UK wage means it's nose and below for me And I think I'm pretty cute ??" You are that luv | |||
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"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think? I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced. " Op.. Are you saying everyone is butt ugly how endearing. What is yoir definition of attraction? Mines has he at least got a pulse and brain cell | |||
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"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think? I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced. " 7.5, I think | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face So the opposite is a butterbody? MrsAbz " I'm butter-everything | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face So the opposite is a butterbody? MrsAbz I'm butter-everything "No you’re not x One for the oldies - my favourite, I am ashamed to say, was BOBFOC. Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch. | |||
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"I'm (objectively ) hot and use fab minimally "you’re very hot | |||
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"Just me " Nice try I’ve seen your face  | |||
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"It’s hard to know for sure but approximately how many really attractive people use this site do you think? I’m going to say 12. That’s my lucky number and my first guess. Happy to be convinced. Op.. Are you saying everyone is butt ugly how endearing. What is yoir definition of attraction? Mines has he at least got a pulse and brain cell " It’s a light hearted thread obviously. So no I’m not saying everyone is ugly. | |||
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"It's the true clique..." *Does he know? meme* | |||
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"I’ve looked through the thread and lost count. Did we get a final number for who said they’re hot? " Only a few of us are arrogant enough to think we’re attractive | |||
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"I’ve looked through the thread and lost count. Did we get a final number for who said they’re hot? Only a few of us are confident enough to think we’re attractive " Fify. I read a thread a few days ago. The two things are often mistaken. | |||
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"We're all minging to someone. " Hi | |||
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"What’s a “butterface “ genuine question I’ve not heard the term before Someone who's not very facially attractive e.g. she's got a banging body... But her face So the opposite is a butterbody? MrsAbz I'm butter-everything
No you’re not x
One for the oldies - my favourite, I am ashamed to say, was BOBFOC. Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.
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"One. Just me You’re lucky TMontana is gone or you’d be wrong" Mores the pity that man was HOT ! Lol | |||
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"Nah I need a pretty face I'm sorry. I'm sorry ok?! Such a fussy little bitch I know" ...I'm out lol | |||
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"I’ve looked through the thread and lost count. Did we get a final number for who said they’re hot? Only a few of us are confident enough to think we’re attractive Fify. I read a thread a few days ago. The two things are often mistaken. "I wrote that thread | |||
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"Judging by hot photos, there are many, many hot people! They just don’t use the forums… "Rude. But I’m going to need to press you for an answer | |||
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"Well hasn't this caused quite the pickle pickles?! I can think of 5 forum ladies (some awol now) who are genuinely, urgh...I'll say it, pretty " If anyone understands how people on fab can’t take a joke thread it’s probably you Bruce
Is say there’s more than 5 (objectively stunning) over the years. Let’s be fair now.
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"We're all minging to someone. Hi "Hi, my minging twin | |||
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"We're all minging to someone. Hi
Hi, my minging twin "Neither of you minging. I’d do you both. | |||
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"We're all minging to someone. Hi
Hi, my minging twin
Neither of you minging. I’d do you both. "You say such sweet things, Pickle | |||
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"We're all minging to someone. Hi
Hi, my minging twin
Neither of you minging. I’d do you both.
You say such sweet things, Pickle "You should hear me talk dirty | |||
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"We're all minging to someone. Hi
Hi, my minging twin
Neither of you minging. I’d do you both.
You say such sweet things, Pickle
You should hear me talk dirty "With that posh voice? | |||
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"We're all minging to someone. Hi
Hi, my minging twin
Neither of you minging. I’d do you both.
You say such sweet things, Pickle
You should hear me talk dirty
With that posh voice? " don’t tell anyone what my voice sounds like 
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"Well hasn't this caused quite the pickle pickles?! I can think of 5 forum ladies (some awol now) who are genuinely, urgh...I'll say it, pretty If anyone understands how people on fab can’t take a joke thread it’s probably you Bruce
Is say there’s more than 5 (objectively stunning) over the years. Let’s be fair now.
Maybe only 5 men "Oh I don't take anything seriously so quite the contrary
I'm thinking 5 I've seen, there will be more but you know, ones I would notice walking down the road and go 'HOT DAMN' | |||
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"We're all minging to someone. Hi
Hi, my minging twin
Neither of you minging. I’d do you both.
You say such sweet things, Pickle
You should hear me talk dirty
With that posh voice?
don’t tell anyone what my voice sounds like
Am I your Mr Darcy "Sorry, didn't mean to ruin your street cred | |||
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"Well hasn't this caused quite the pickle pickles?! I can think of 5 forum ladies (some awol now) who are genuinely, urgh..." | |||
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"We're all minging to someone. Hi
Hi, my minging twin
Neither of you minging. I’d do you both.
You say such sweet things, Pickle
You should hear me talk dirty
With that posh voice?
don’t tell anyone what my voice sounds like
Am I your Mr Darcy
Sorry, didn't mean to ruin your street cred "He's so posh!  | |||
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"We're all minging to someone. Hi
Hi, my minging twin
Neither of you minging. I’d do you both.
You say such sweet things, Pickle
You should hear me talk dirty
With that posh voice?
don’t tell anyone what my voice sounds like
Am I your Mr Darcy
Sorry, didn't mean to ruin your street cred
He's so posh! "Am I fuck
That prep school ed was wasted on me- I listen to grime and make references the people on fab don’t get. Init. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 14/12/23 12:38:23] You’re hot stuff " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IdEhvuNxV8&pp=ygUJaG90IHN0dWZm Hot Stuff - Donna Summer | |||
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"Judging by hot photos, there are many, many hot people! They just don’t use the forums…
Rude. But I’m going to need to press you for an answer"I said 7.5!! That's a number | |||
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"Attractive… loads Beautiful…. Only a few " Boring. I want numbers. | |||
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"Attractive… loads Beautiful…. Only a few Boring. I want numbers. " 75 and three quarters. | |||
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"Attractive… loads Beautiful…. Only a few Boring. I want numbers. 75 and three quarters." Excellent! 10 points to Gryffindor | |||
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"Can I be one?" Yes. You can be in my 12. | |||
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"Many attractive people x" Maybe 57 would you say? Or more? | |||
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"Attractive… loads Beautiful…. Only a few Boring. I want numbers. 75 and three quarters. Excellent! 10 points to Gryffindor "why the fuck do you assume I'd be in Gryffindor? I got expelled. I like teh transeses. | |||
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"Attractive… loads Beautiful…. Only a few Boring. I want numbers. 75 and three quarters. Excellent! 10 points to Gryffindor
why the fuck do you assume I'd be in Gryffindor? I got expelled. I like teh transeses."*stares at the floor* | |||
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"Many attractive people x Maybe 57 would you say? Or more? " Definitely more | |||
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"Attractive… loads Beautiful…. Only a few Boring. I want numbers. 75 and three quarters. Excellent! 10 points to Gryffindor
why the fuck do you assume I'd be in Gryffindor? I got expelled. I like teh transeses.
*stares at the floor*"is this a youth joke? Talk boomer to me. | |||
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"Many attractive people x Maybe 57 would you say? Or more? Definitely more " More than 57 really really attractive people? God in heaven | |||
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"Attractive… loads Beautiful…. Only a few Boring. I want numbers. 75 and three quarters. Excellent! 10 points to Gryffindor
why the fuck do you assume I'd be in Gryffindor? I got expelled. I like teh transeses.
*stares at the floor*
is this a youth joke? Talk boomer to me."I was trying to do the meme of Lisa Simpson staring I think at the floor but didn’t want to commit and say it was her because I’m not sure | |||
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"Attractive… loads Beautiful…. Only a few Boring. I want numbers. 75 and three quarters. Excellent! 10 points to Gryffindor
why the fuck do you assume I'd be in Gryffindor? I got expelled. I like teh transeses.
*stares at the floor*
is this a youth joke? Talk boomer to me.
I was trying to do the meme of Lisa Simpson staring I think at the floor but didn’t want to commit and say it was her because I’m not sure "stumped by a Simpsons meme? that's not very X/millennial of me. I'm so ashamed. | |||
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"I'm attractive. I had a course of iron tablets and they gave me a magnetic personality... "Ba dum tssssss You’re in my 12 | |||
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"I'm attractive. I had a course of iron tablets and they gave me a magnetic personality...
Ba dum tssssss
You’re in my 12 "I licked her, she's mine. | |||
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