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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "I have a question for the lonely Nero! Which one am I?! He's a good soul so whatever his answer pick that xox | |||
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"I don’t want a man op.
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"Only 4 options? " • "Penis size" was omitted, for once. | |||
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"Only 4 options? " How many would you like? | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
I have a question for the lonely Nero!
Which one am I?!
He's a good soul so whatever his answer pick that xox"Nero, which is Brucey? | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "Surely you should seek what or who you want not what we suggest? | |||
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"None of the above. I want a dickhead, my type it seems. But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be. " Sounds like my kind of man | |||
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"I don’t want a man op.
Lies "*true story.  | |||
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"None of the above. I want a dickhead, my type it seems. But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be. " Hmmm but I also think if you really liked him, you wouldn't like him fucking off x | |||
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"How about a plain and simple gentleman?" I like this option | |||
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"Whichever kind comes with the most honesty "A gentleman. | |||
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"Whichever kind comes with the most honesty
A gentleman. "Someone who seeks to actively be a gentleman would be more likely to mask things for decorum and make little white lies no? | |||
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"Whichever kind comes with the most honesty
A gentleman.
Someone who seeks to actively be a gentleman would be more likely to mask things for decorum and make little white lies no?"Yes. Can we just have a new category of a honest man? That'd be great. | |||
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"Whichever kind comes with the most honesty
A gentleman.
Someone who seeks to actively be a gentleman would be more likely to mask things for decorum and make little white lies no?
Yes.
Can we just have a new category of a honest man? That'd be great. "Hahahahah if only | |||
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"Whichever kind comes with the most honesty
A gentleman.
Someone who seeks to actively be a gentleman would be more likely to mask things for decorum and make little white lies no?"I could point to many guys I would describe as a gentleman. White lies are fine, but if they’re masking something, how would you know? Until that mask falls away? Most men (maybe not) would like to a gentleman for a lady in someway, or at least that’s how I see things. I’m old fashioned I guess. | |||
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"Whichever kind comes with the most honesty "• I do like this delightful creature. X | |||
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"None of the above. I want a dickhead, my type it seems. But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be. " I thought I was in then when you said dickhead but saw they needed to be good at sex...so close. | |||
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" I have a question for the lonely Nero! Which one am I?! He's a good soul so whatever his answer pick that xox · Nero, which is Brucey? " • Plain & Simple. He's a no-frills unfussy little horn-dog. | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "How about option 5. A MF couple  | |||
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"I could point to many guys I would describe as a gentleman. White lies are fine, but if they’re masking something, how would you know? Until that mask falls away?" And when that mask finally falls away, and we see that the person we thought was there wasn't ever truly honest with us? What's left then? A gentleman is the most obvious No for me. They think they're lying for the right reasons. But they're still lying. I'll take an honest asshole any day | |||
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"I could point to many guys I would describe as a gentleman. White lies are fine, but if they’re masking something, how would you know? Until that mask falls away? And when that mask finally falls away, and we see that the person we thought was there wasn't ever truly honest with us? What's left then? A gentleman is the most obvious No for me. They think they're lying for the right reasons. But they're still lying. I'll take an honest asshole any day "Haha. Wait a minute, can’t we have an honest gentleman? Why does a gentleman have to be liar?? | |||
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"None of the above. I want a dickhead, my type it seems. But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be. " Good evening Bella Bear  | |||
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"Only 4 options? How many would you like? "I don't know! I simply don't fit exactly in any of the 4 provided. | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "I mean howd you describe me fave fab friend... I think Im a mix of some of these being truthful | |||
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"None of the above. I want a dickhead, my type it seems. But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be. Hmmm but I also think if you really liked him, you wouldn't like him fucking off x" Oh I would. I like my space. | |||
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"None of the above. I want a dickhead, my type it seems. But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be. Good evening Bella Bear "Hey little willy | |||
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"None of the above. I want a dickhead, my type it seems. But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be. Hmmm but I also think if you really liked him, you wouldn't like him fucking off x Oh I would. I like my space." Small padded room | |||
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"None of the above. I want a dickhead, my type it seems. But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be. Good evening Bella Bear
Hey little willy"Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx | |||
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"You are gorgeous. You should have whatever you want. X " I say this in the mirror each morning. | |||
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"I could point to many guys I would describe as a gentleman. White lies are fine, but if they’re masking something, how would you know? Until that mask falls away? And when that mask finally falls away, and we see that the person we thought was there wasn't ever truly honest with us? What's left then? A gentleman is the most obvious No for me. They think they're lying for the right reasons. But they're still lying. I'll take an honest asshole any day
Haha. Wait a minute, can’t we have an honest gentleman? Why does a gentleman have to be liar?? "The term is based on chivalry and courtesy I believe. And I'm in no way saying it's impossible to simply be that way, but it's much more often a projection of virtue signalling, the little things they do aren't for anything other than to convince women they're worth sleeping with. Besides, I like people who are similarly blunt and open and have their own drives and desires. If someone truly is a gentleman, they're probably not for me anyway | |||
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"Only 4 options? How many would you like?
I don't know! I simply don't fit exactly in any of the 4 provided."• There's nothing wrong with a Plain & Simple man, surely. We're not talking about simpletons here.
If you can have a "girl next door" (whatever on earth that is!) then this could equate to a "boy next door. | |||
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"None of the above. I want a dickhead, my type it seems. But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be. Good evening Bella Bear
Hey little willy
Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx"Ah well I won't cock block you, go forth little willy and penetrate the women. | |||
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"None of the above. I want a dickhead, my type it seems. But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be. Hmmm but I also think if you really liked him, you wouldn't like him fucking off x Oh I would. I like my space. Small padded room" Sssshhh not everyone needs to know. | |||
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"Only 4 options? How many would you like?
I don't know! I simply don't fit exactly in any of the 4 provided.
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There's nothing wrong with a Plain & Simple man, surely. We're not talking about simpletons here.
If you can have a "girl next door" (whatever on earth that is!) then this could equate to a "boy next door."Plain and simple could mean - a straight up dude, doesn’t play games, isn’t flakey, plays a straight hand and you know where you stand with him. No? Perception is key to what we are looking for ourselves. Because that’s how I see simple. It wasn’t about looks. | |||
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"None of the above. I want a dickhead, my type it seems. But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be. Good evening Bella Bear
Hey little willy
Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx
Ah well I won't cock block you, go forth little willy and penetrate the women. "And it's just Willy , Bella Bear | |||
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"You are gorgeous. You should have whatever you want. X " Awww thank you. I wish though! | |||
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"Wonko, obviously "He said no, obvs | |||
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"I could point to many guys I would describe as a gentleman. White lies are fine, but if they’re masking something, how would you know? Until that mask falls away? And when that mask finally falls away, and we see that the person we thought was there wasn't ever truly honest with us? What's left then? A gentleman is the most obvious No for me. They think they're lying for the right reasons. But they're still lying. I'll take an honest asshole any day
Haha. Wait a minute, can’t we have an honest gentleman? Why does a gentleman have to be liar??
The term is based on chivalry and courtesy I believe. And I'm in no way saying it's impossible to simply be that way, but it's much more often a projection of virtue signalling, the little things they do aren't for anything other than to convince women they're worth sleeping with.
…."Ouch… right. That’s it, you women can open your own doors then!!!
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"Only 4 options? How many would you like?
I don't know! I simply don't fit exactly in any of the 4 provided.
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There's nothing wrong with a Plain & Simple man, surely. We're not talking about simpletons here.
If you can have a "girl next door" (whatever on earth that is!) then this could equate to a "boy next door.
Plain and simple could mean - a straight up dude, doesn’t play games, isn’t flakey, plays a straight hand and you know where you stand with him. No?
Perception is key to what we are looking for ourselves. Because that’s how I see simple. It wasn’t about looks. "But I'm not plain and simple, not that I'm extravagant and complex either. Nor an I a pure gentleman, I have hints of it. I'm not perfect. I'm none of those things, at the same time I'm all of them. And so much more. | |||
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"None of the above. I want a dickhead, my type it seems. But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be. Good evening Bella Bear
Hey little willy
Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx
Ah well I won't cock block you, go forth little willy and penetrate the women.
And it's just Willy , Bella Bear"I knew I should of gone with my other Xmas name. | |||
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"None of the above. I want a dickhead, my type it seems. But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be. Good evening Bella Bear
Hey little willy
Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx
Ah well I won't cock block you, go forth little willy and penetrate the women.
And it's just Willy , Bella BearI knew I should of gone with my other Xmas name. "The Bipolar Express? | |||
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"I’ll take honest and single if there’s one going?" I mean, there's plenty that'll tell you that they're those things Fluffy | |||
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"The one that spreads his tail feathers in the most beautiful way. J" This choice isn't for me. And I wouldn't go for any of those categories. I was just amused by the peacocking.
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"None of the above. I want a dickhead, my type it seems. But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be. Good evening Bella Bear
Hey little willy
Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx
Ah well I won't cock block you, go forth little willy and penetrate the women.
And it's just Willy , Bella BearI knew I should of gone with my other Xmas name. "You do know the other name is just as easy to sound cute right? | |||
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"I’ll take honest and single if there’s one going? I mean, there's plenty that'll tell you that they're those things Fluffy "I want one that means it | |||
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"I’ll take honest and single if there’s one going?" Hello you sexy chic | |||
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"None of the above. I want a dickhead, my type it seems. But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be. Good evening Bella Bear
Hey little willy
Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx
Ah well I won't cock block you, go forth little willy and penetrate the women.
And it's just Willy , Bella BearI knew I should of gone with my other Xmas name.
You do know the other name is just as easy to sound cute right? "The candy cane one? I doubt it. | |||
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"I’ll take honest and single if there’s one going? I mean, there's plenty that'll tell you that they're those things Fluffy
I want one that means it "Don't we all? | |||
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"None of the above. I want a dickhead, my type it seems. But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be. Good evening Bella Bear
Hey little willy
Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx
Ah well I won't cock block you, go forth little willy and penetrate the women.
And it's just Willy , Bella BearI knew I should of gone with my other Xmas name.
You do know the other name is just as easy to sound cute right?
The candy cane one? I doubt it."Yes. I mean, Candy itself is not exactly a stretch | |||
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"None of the above. I want a dickhead, my type it seems. But a good looking one that's good at the sex stuff and then will fuck off and leave me be. Good evening Bella Bear
Hey little willy
Message me when you're ready. I've got other women to chase right now xx
Ah well I won't cock block you, go forth little willy and penetrate the women.
And it's just Willy , Bella BearI knew I should of gone with my other Xmas name.
You do know the other name is just as easy to sound cute right?
The candy cane one? I doubt it.
Yes. I mean, Candy itself is not exactly a stretch"Anyway, I think I've probably annoyed the OG Bella enough talking shite on her thread to find a man! I shall see myself out op. | |||
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"I’ll take honest and single if there’s one going?" That ^^^ and I'll add emotionally intelligent to mine fluffy | |||
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"I’ll take honest and single if there’s one going? That ^^^ and I'll add emotionally intelligent to mine fluffy "Oh good call! | |||
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"I’ll take honest and single if there’s one going? That ^^^ and I'll add emotionally intelligent to mine fluffy "• Compy, you don't ask for much do you? | |||
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"I’ll take honest and single if there’s one going? That ^^^ and I'll add emotionally intelligent to mine fluffy
Oh good call! "With a generous splosh of stability
Bella do you want one, if fluffy's one or my one has a mate xxx | |||
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"Never stop looking, never stop looking for Linda....." Brilliant. I’ve got this stuck in my head now. | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'. If so he's the one! If not then become a lesbian as the options are shite. | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'.
If so he's the one!
If not then become a lesbian as the options are shite."If you are going down on a lesbian and it is shite then I would suggest you turn her over as the options improve on the other side. | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'.
If so he's the one! "• Totally agree. There's no subterfuge about being plain and simple. | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'.
If so he's the one!
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Totally agree. There's no subterfuge about being plain and simple."I think I said something similar above. … but without the ‘dickehead’ reference. | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'.
If so he's the one!
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Totally agree. There's no subterfuge about being plain and simple.". Now where can I fin one of these rare breeds Mr Nero? | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'.
If so he's the one!
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Totally agree. There's no subterfuge about being plain and simple.
I think I said something similar above. … but without the ‘dickehead’ reference. "· It's true — he ^ did say this. | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'.
If so he's the one!
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Totally agree. There's no subterfuge about being plain and simple..
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Now where can I fin one of these rare breeds Mr Nero?"• At the Natural History Museum, with the rest of the relics. | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'.
If so he's the one!
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Totally agree. There's no subterfuge about being plain and simple..
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Now where can I fin one of these rare breeds Mr Nero?
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At the Natural History Museum, with the rest of the relics. "Oh really? Well I'll be damned. Which exhibition is this? Oh wait being plain and simple he'd go unnoticed wouldn't he. A bit like...... | |||
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"...I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'. If so he's the one! • Totally agree. There's no subterfuge about being plain and simple.. · Now where can I find one of these rare breeds Mr Nero? • At the Natural History Museum, with the rest of the relics.
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Which exhibition is this?
Oh wait being plain and simple he'd go unnoticed wouldn't he.
A bit like......"• ....me. | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "1. For Monday 2. for Wednesday 3. For Thursday 4. Can get in the bin | |||
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"Friday / Saturday I would like 2&3 together." That’s a week Crajg David would be proud of | |||
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"Friday / Saturday I would like 2 OR 3 together." Wouldn’t we all Misty. Wouldn’t we all? | |||
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"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple. This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park! " I'll ride the big dipper | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "Can I suggest option 5. A moron. And can I put myself forward please. | |||
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"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple. This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park! I'll ride the big dipper " How about the corkscrew? | |||
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"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple. This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park! I'll ride the big dipper How about the corkscrew? "Wet and wild ? | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "I’m gonna patiently wait to see which option you choose | |||
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"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple. This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park! I'll ride the big dipper " God I want to fuck you. Sorry that's all I've got right now | |||
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"I think you should get yourself a gentleman, I'd highly recommend them. I had to Google 3 & 4, not what I originally thought they meant. So I'm going for plain and simple. I reckon they'd at least do as they were told." I think I'd like a combination of 1, 2 and 3 please *writes Christmas list* | |||
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"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple. This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park! I'll ride the big dipper How about the corkscrew?
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"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple. This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park! I'll ride the big dipper How about the corkscrew?
Wet and wild ?
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"...I'm wondering if plain and simple means a man who's just simply honest and up front and doesn't cause drama and play games, isn't a dickhead and not a 'look at me type'. If so he's the one! • Totally agree. There's no subterfuge about being plain and simple.. · Now where can I find one of these rare breeds Mr Nero? • At the Natural History Museum, with the rest of the relics.
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"I think you should have all 4 at once
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"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple. This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park! I'll ride the big dipper How about the corkscrew?
Wet and wild ?
Anytime. I don’t look good in trunks though.
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"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple. This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park! I'll ride the big dipper How about the corkscrew?
Wet and wild ?
Anytime. I don’t look good in trunks though.
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"I think you should have all 4 at once
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"I think you should have all 4 at once
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The two of you is both an exceptionally sexy yet also terrifying thought! "Terrifying how?! You'd get a lot of shit but the boobs would make anything else meaningless | |||
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"I think you should have all 4 at once
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I don't mind helping
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "Erm....ME! I mean, hello | |||
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"I would go for a woman They are bloody hard work! "#notallwomen | |||
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"I would go for a woman They are bloody hard work!
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"I would go for a woman They are bloody hard work!
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
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"I would go for a woman They are bloody hard work!
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"So anyway Bella you need plain and simple. This is gonna feel like sex at an amusement park! I'll ride the big dipper · God I want to fuck you. Sorry that's all I've got right now "• | |||
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"I would go for a woman They are bloody hard work!
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So Average height? "Hello! | |||
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"I think you should have all 4 at once "• Shush! You're next in this game Míddèrs! | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "1 I am a plain and simple person 2 I am a gental person 3 I am a worshipper 4 I am awesome | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "I'll be whichever one you want Bella xx | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
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"There was a time id have taken you up on the offer as your well aware but at this late stage im ruling myself out of the race Your still the 2nd most pretty girl i met in real life tho so you got that going for ya "Nawwww I'll take second most , even though you must have been on drug's
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek? "My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??
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"There was a time id have taken you up on the offer as your well aware but at this late stage im ruling myself out of the race Your still the 2nd most pretty girl i met in real life tho so you got that going for ya
Nawwww I'll take second most , even though you must have been on drug's
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"There was a time id have taken you up on the offer as your well aware but at this late stage im ruling myself out of the race Your still the 2nd most pretty girl i met in real life tho so you got that going for ya
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
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My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Goddess you are??
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??
(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )"Because she's a Man Utd fan | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
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I've dumped her. I've had enough. She needs to lower the bar and raise her expectations."She still hasn't messaged me so she's not doing it right as far as I'm concerned. Women, tsk | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
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Women, tsk "• If you opened up your filters, numbnuts, she would be able to! | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??
(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??
(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )
Because she's a Man Utd fan
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??
(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )
Because she's a Man Utd fan
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??
(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )
Because she's a Man Utd fan
And from Yorkshire
The best come from there to be fair.
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
Erm....ME! I mean, hello
Hello, and an eye roll back at you
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Ypu rolled your eyes
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??
(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )
Because she's a Man Utd fan
And from Yorkshire
The best come from there to be fair.
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??
(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )
Because she's a Man Utd fan
And from Yorkshire
The best come from there to be fair.
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??
(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )"There an existing man?!?!?! WHERE?? | |||
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??
(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??
(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )
Because she's a Man Utd fan
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"A man, apparently. My lovely friend Nero has decided I should get myself a new man, and he asked me which I'd prefer : 1. A plain and simple man 2. A gentleman 3. A lothario 4. A cad So, my questions are, which would you prefer for yourself, and which option should I seek?
My Question is why isn't your existing Man treating you like the Godess you are??
(Although my judgement is coming from a purely aesthetic perspective!! . )
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"I'll win! Yorkshire girl... I don't doubt it! Chips and gravy attack. You'll be a mess mate." I'm Northern, I can handle it. | |||
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"I'll win! Yorkshire girl... I don't doubt it! Chips and gravy attack. You'll be a mess mate. I don't need chips and gravy to reduce a man to a quivering mess Brucey "No but it wouldn't hurt would it? Wonder if you'd taste good in gravy... | |||
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"I'll win! Yorkshire girl... I don't doubt it! Chips and gravy attack. You'll be a mess mate. I'm Northern, I can handle it. " If we ever meet and a stray chip hits your snout, it definitely wasn't me ok? | |||
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"I'll win! Yorkshire girl... I don't doubt it! Chips and gravy attack. You'll be a mess mate. I don't need chips and gravy to reduce a man to a quivering mess Brucey
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"I'll win! Yorkshire girl... I don't doubt it! Chips and gravy attack. You'll be a mess mate. I don't need chips and gravy to reduce a man to a quivering mess Brucey
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