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By *eliWoman 51 weeks ago
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I'm going to say a solid 6. I'm rather enthusiastic. Love giving pleasure more than receiving it (I get more aroused doing so than I do receiving). I think I'm okay. Not the worst shag of your life, very likely not the best either.
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"I'm going to say a solid 6. I'm rather enthusiastic. Love giving pleasure more than receiving it (I get more aroused doing so than I do receiving). I think I'm okay. Not the worst shag of your life, very likely not the best either.
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Sold, where do I sign hehe |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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I’ve never not finished.
Maybe once or twice if I’ve been too d*unk, but then again I can finish really fast sometimes too, so that’s good
So 9.5/10 I’d say. |
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Hovering around -2. Have forgotten any skills I once had. Hoping to find somebody with patience and belief that I could be worth it with retraining and enough practice. They'll have to hurry up though before my body falls to pieces through rust and neglect. Polly xxx |
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I think we need more granularity here.
I mean, I reckon I could be a nine at oral. With the right partner, a clear 10 at kissing. But maybe only a six at the fucking.
Does that give me an average of eight? Feels too high. I’m not that egotistical.
This whole exercise is a minefield. I give up. Not in. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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Now I feel only others can score me… so any willing volunteers who might like to come give me a score (for research purposes and for an answer to this thread) please get in touch  |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"I think we need more granularity here.
I mean, I reckon I could be a nine at oral. With the right partner, a clear 10 at kissing. But maybe only a six at the fucking.
Does that give me an average of eight? Feels too high. I’m not that egotistical.
This whole exercise is a minefield. I give up. Not in."
I’d probably get a seveeeern from Len. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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If your asking myself going to say a 20 out 10
If your asking people I been with
Some will say a 20 out 10
Some will say a 10 out 10
Some will say a 5 out 10
And some will say a 0 out off 10
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By *eliWoman 51 weeks ago
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"Shit shag. Wherever that falls on the scale
1 for at least showing up. Good work, Kai.
1 for showing up. What will a few growls and moans get me? "
1.5. If your mouth was doing other things? Possibly 1.8.
Still, it's not a 0. |
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"Shit shag. Wherever that falls on the scale
1 for at least showing up. Good work, Kai.
1 for showing up. What will a few growls and moans get me?
1.5. If your mouth was doing other things? Possibly 1.8.
Still, it's not a 0."
I can live with a 1.8 rating  |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Shit shag. Wherever that falls on the scale
1 for at least showing up. Good work, Kai.
1 for showing up. What will a few growls and moans get me?
1.5. If your mouth was doing other things? Possibly 1.8.
Still, it's not a 0."
I'd give you one, many times, so would that be a 10 lol.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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Well based on the fact I can't keep a man past 10 years.
A 3?
Though I must be going downhill as the last one was 2 years.
So 1.5?
But they come back again for a bit more when they're not getting any elsewhere or as much as they'd like....so a 2?
It actually doesn't matter how good it bad you are does it? you're just a bunk up for a time, and then they move on, maybe boomerang and then piss off again.
You can rate me yourself if you like SL |
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I'd say mentally 7-8, years of experience, a very dirty mind and very adventurous. However age is catching up with me physically so without any 'help' that bit would be 4-5. I think that's what would scare me off a meet from here, being able to talk the talk but not walk the walk! |
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"I think we need more granularity here.
I mean, I reckon I could be a nine at oral. With the right partner, a clear 10 at kissing. But maybe only a six at the fucking.
Does that give me an average of eight? Feels too high. I’m not that egotistical.
This whole exercise is a minefield. I give up. Not in."
This is interesting.
I wonder if there is any gents on here who think they're crap at oral?
Excluding Kai, as he takes pride on being crap. |
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"I think we need more granularity here.
I mean, I reckon I could be a nine at oral. With the right partner, a clear 10 at kissing. But maybe only a six at the fucking.
Does that give me an average of eight? Feels too high. I’m not that egotistical.
This whole exercise is a minefield. I give up. Not in.
This is interesting.
I wonder if there is any gents on here who think they're crap at oral?
Excluding Kai, as he takes pride on being crap."
Leave them expecting more |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago
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"I was TRYING to say that I've had quite a few messages from guys who say they'd give me 1.
1 inch? "
Hey, I'm take what I can get...
But yes, probably. They do frequently tell me that they're going to make me gag, then they send a pic, and I do. So there's some truth. |
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"I think we need more granularity here.
I mean, I reckon I could be a nine at oral. With the right partner, a clear 10 at kissing. But maybe only a six at the fucking.
Does that give me an average of eight? Feels too high. I’m not that egotistical.
This whole exercise is a minefield. I give up. Not in.
This is interesting.
I wonder if there is any gents on here who think they're crap at oral?
Excluding Kai, as he takes pride on being crap.
Leave them expecting more "
Wise man |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"I was TRYING to say that I've had quite a few messages from guys who say they'd give me 1.
1 inch?
Hey, I'm take what I can get...
But yes, probably. They do frequently tell me that they're going to make me gag, then they send a pic, and I do. So there's some truth. "
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My automatic response to this question would be 6/10.
I discovered about 8 years ago that I'm very instinctive so for some of those I've met that could mean an 8/10 experience for that reason alone while for others it could have been a 4/10. |
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"Well based on the fact I can't keep a man past 10 years.
A 3?
Though I must be going downhill as the last one was 2 years.
So 1.5?
But they come back again for a bit more when they're not getting any elsewhere or as much as they'd like....so a 2?
It actually doesn't matter how good it bad you are does it? you're just a bunk up for a time, and then they move on, maybe boomerang and then piss off again.
You can rate me yourself if you like SL "
 A curious tingle hath just centred around my loin region….  |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"With the right people, 13.
With the wrong people, 2."
This is so true. Sometimes you just "work" together and sometimes you don't. But I did recently get a 95 out of 10 so I'll say that  |
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There are a few gents out there who owe me a huge favour. When I was first starting out sexually, I was so shit in bed that I set the bar so low for the ladies unfortunate enough to sleep with me. ANY man subsequently sleeping with these poor girls would seem like a sex-god after my pathetic attempts.
Things have improved as I mastered my technique and my Wife regularly stays awake for the first 30 seconds of our sensual love making, but tends to drift off through the remaining 30 seconds.
Please form an orderly queue Ladies x |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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Recently got called a sex wizard but she may have been seeing the wrong people, still inflated my ego.
Strong rate myself a 9 with oral.
With the right person and a good vibe 6/7 shag
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I once received the most wonderful message an hour or so after a spur-of-the-moment Fab meet that said quite a lot about “Oh my god never have I felt like that before, the things you were doing to my pussy …” and so on. It was a delight to read. But I didn’t think I’d been doing anything different or special. I guess sometimes you’re just a great fit with someone! (Or she was exaggerating …) |
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"When I was still having sex I'd say an 8/10. I've been doing it along while, I'm enthusiastic and adventurous and I'm not bad with stamina
Are you not having sex anymore ??"
No. I gave it up about three years ago |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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Always thought my skills were half decent but hard to gauge and it is subjective. I did enjoy going to a club night recently where your skills were essentially rated. It was a Survivor event. 4 women blindfolded in one room with 10 guys in another. We took turns going into the room to perform different acts and each woman eliminated one guy every round. There were four different rounds we performed twice, if not eliminated. They were BJ, lick out, kiss on the lips and kiss on the neck. The last two guys for each women got half an hour in a private room afterwards. I ended up in the last two for two women and got eliminated at the final 3 for the other two.
Don't know if I'd go to something like that again, took too long to get round to actual fucking, but was a good experience nevertheless. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"I'm going to say a solid 6. I'm rather enthusiastic. Love giving pleasure more than receiving it (I get more aroused doing so than I do receiving). I think I'm okay. Not the worst shag of your life, very likely not the best either.
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Never meet you probably never will however just listened to you voice and your profile. Got say your way way to HARD on yourself. add say good 9 out 10 and plenty of enthusiasm xxxx |
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We don’t do average meets - only top shelf memories here so we are going high. Not really bothered if people think we are egotistical for it 
I’m sure people go low for others to then go ‘oooh no you’re a sex god(dess)’
We make sure there’s a good connection with people before we get into bed with anyone so that’s why there’s no average meet.
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I'm going with a 7, because I'm enthusiastic, I like using my hands and mouth, I'm open-minded and selfless.
I lost points because I'm stiff and can't stretch or bend well, and I don't have as much energy as I used to.
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By *eliWoman 51 weeks ago
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"I'm going to say a solid 6. I'm rather enthusiastic. Love giving pleasure more than receiving it (I get more aroused doing so than I do receiving). I think I'm okay. Not the worst shag of your life, very likely not the best either.
Never meet you probably never will however just listened to you voice and your profile. Got say your way way to HARD on yourself. add say good 9 out 10 and plenty of enthusiasm xxxx"
Haha, my voice and ability to take a poor photo sadly doesn't indicate my sexual skills. I wish it did. Thank you for the compliment nevertheless (after I kind of tore it apart ), x |
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I think being good in bed is more about compatibility than demonstrating a skill set in line with the national curriculum. A bit like kissing.
I’d give my Mrs a 10 and me an 8 as I can be a bit lazy lol |
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A quickie question: How would you rate yourself as a lover on a scale of 1-10 (with 1 equating to utterly risible and woefully inept and 10 being Deity level)
