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"Hey, wanna start a fight?
Sod off beans. I’d break you in half 
Couldn't break wet toilet paper let alone beans xxx"
Only munching you'll be doing is on my knuckles pal, they'll have to call you Mr gummy afterwards. |
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"Anyone going to wrestle in custard?
#askingforafriend 
it's on. I'll see you in the kids inflatable pool. "
Can you bring apple pie? Just in case we fancy a snack in-between wrestles. I frickin' love custard  |
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"Anyone going to wrestle in custard?
#askingforafriend
it's on. I'll see you in the kids inflatable pool.
Can you bring apple pie? Just in case we fancy a snack in-between wrestles. I frickin' love custard "
Oh custard is one of my favourite things ever. I like this apple pie plan too. We'll have a mid fight armistice. |
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"Anyone going to wrestle in custard?
#askingforafriend
it's on. I'll see you in the kids inflatable pool.
Can you bring apple pie? Just in case we fancy a snack in-between wrestles. I frickin' love custard
Oh custard is one of my favourite things ever. I like this apple pie plan too. We'll have a mid fight armistice. "
I'll bring extra custard, this could be a long night  |
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"Anyone going to wrestle in custard?
#askingforafriend
Long as the Custard is genuine Ambrosia
Only the posh stuff will do. Might even add a bit of brandy sauce seeing as it's Christmas "
Ill bring the Ambrosia to Wales in my March visit, what brandy you bringing ? Can we still add even though its after Xmas |
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Only munching you'll be doing is on my knuckles pal, they'll have to call you Mr gummy afterwards. "
That's cool, I'll sit next to your mum and they will call us Mr and Mrs Gummy cause she hasn't got any teeth either and she loves gumming cock.... |
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"Fuck all a y’all, I’m gonna glitter bomb all you mutha hubbards."
Wait hang on, glitter bomb the custard wrestlers, they will be finding glitter for months.
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"Fuck all a y’all, I’m gonna glitter bomb all you mutha hubbards.
Oooh glitter. How very threatening. Don’t bring boys toys to a man’s war
I play chess, not checkers"
You need to keep your mouth in check, mate.
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"My dad’s harder than your dad.
The mr "
I’m offended by that for no particular reason!
Stick em up!!!
*Woody rolls up his sleeves… how this made fighting easier I don’t know! |
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"Hey, wanna start a fight?
Sod off beans. I’d break you in half
Couldn't break wet toilet paper let alone beans xxx
Really? You couldn’t break sweat in a marathon. "
That's true because I'm that elite and athletic!
(As I casually and arrogantly brush my shoulders off)
Now who wants to rumble? |
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"If I punch you, you're gonna be drinking soup for a long time to come... put em up !!!"
I think the second you made a certain thread you were asking for a fight. |
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"If I punch you, you're gonna be drinking soup for a long time to come... put em up !!!"
Promptly puts up my dukes like old timey boxers... Suddenly I turn into black and white and grow a mustache.
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"Come on then if you think your hard enough
(Still need to get this printed onto a pair of knickers)"
I reckon there’s some Rihanna inspired ‘is you big enough?’ Underwear out there |
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The trapped nerve in my back makes me pretty useless at fighting right now. The pain however means my tolerance levels are at zero. I might use this thread to rant at some of the quite ridiculous, pointless, thoughtless and simply ill-educated comments some make in other threads (that usually wash over me but today actually make my teeth hurt). You know who you are!
Thanks OP  |
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