Just for fan, write a short letter to Santa about anything you wish to bring you or bring someone else on this thread. He does accept multiple letters/requests as long as you don't get too greedy. And please don't upset anyone if your letter is a request for someone else  |
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Dear Santa,
Would you be kind enough to bring me a top of the range Bissell carpet cleaner this year?
As you may recall, last year you managed to walk reindeer shit all over my lovely cream carpet - the resulting stains which I never managed to get out!
PS. I’ve left a shit scoop out for you instead of any mince pies this year and don’t expect any more sodding carrots for your bloody animals; I’ve seen the results!  |
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"Dear Santa,
Would you be kind enough to bring me a top of the range Bissell carpet cleaner this year?
As you may recall, last year you managed to walk reindeer shit all over my lovely cream carpet - the resulting stains which I never managed to get out!
PS. I’ve left a shit scoop out for you instead of any mince pies this year and don’t expect any more sodding carrots for your bloody animals; I’ve seen the results! "
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Dear Santa,
Can you make me a real girl? I'd be ever so grateful.
(There's a blowjob in it for you, or if you prefer, we could do it reindeer style)
Yours
D"
PS - if you can do this for me, could I ask if Mrs C is bi, at all? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Santa,
Would you kindly bring me some lovely ladies who's breasts I can fondle.
And some books.
Thanks
Mrs "
Don’t have boobs well real ones
But can help on the books if it’s ebooks
Moon reader oceanofpdf epub injoy the free ebooks for life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Father Christmas.
This year I’d like to find red head and a blonde, and a brunette in my bed Christmas Eve.
I promise to be good.
*that last bit was a message for the ladies you bring.
Oh and a sound bar for my TV. 
Ta.
Woody  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Santa,
Every year you have the perfect opportunity to take a few people out, please ensure that this year you make the most of this.
PS. I have a list.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Santa,
Every year you have the perfect opportunity to take a few people out, please ensure that this year you make the most of this.
PS. I have a list.
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To Nando’s!? You mean taken out to Nando’s right???
Right?? 
Can anyone know this meme?? Please?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Santa,
Would you be kind enough to bring me a top of the range Bissell carpet cleaner this year?
As you may recall, last year you managed to walk reindeer shit all over my lovely cream carpet - the resulting stains which I never managed to get out!
PS. I’ve left a shit scoop out for you instead of any mince pies this year and don’t expect any more sodding carrots for your bloody animals; I’ve seen the results! "
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