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By *emon tart Double cream OP   Couple  over a year ago

Leeds

At a kids party and I walk over to the kids mum who is in tight fitting t-shirt... 'congratulations I didn't realise you were pregnant again'....cue awkward silence from about 6 women surrounding her....and I'm sure you can guess the rest...'erm, I'm not'....I spent the next two hours avoiding everyone!

What things have you said that you instantly regret?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive done the pregnant one as well lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once told someone that they were very lucky as it was a men only bar and they didn't usually let women in.

Fair enough comment had it actually been a woman I said it too !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I took my daughter to a birthday party a few weeks ago I was the only dad their and had to listen to several pregnant mums and new mums talking about breast feeding and sore nipples and how horny they were. I sat in the corner eating pizza and sausage rolls day dreaming

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By *asey369Woman  over a year ago

London

Bumped into someone who I used to date and so clearly had no clue who he was, he eventually had to say.

To be fair, the years had not been kind!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The only time I remember the punchline to jokes is when I am not telling the joke and I'm d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh yes, I used to see this woman at the bus stop many years ago who looked to be about six months gone, in the end I enquired how the pregnancy was going...she wasn't....and then proceeded to tell me how much she was struggling with dieting until the bus arrived...

And oh yes I was so very horny when I was pregnant, couldn't get enough, my ex was a very lucky man...kind of made up for the sudden lack of interest as soon as little one arrived

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once accidently implied that a women may be going through menopause. She wasn't

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By *eal_Dick_TurpinMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"At a kids party and I walk over to the kids mum who is in tight fitting t-shirt... 'congratulations I didn't realise you were pregnant again'....cue awkward silence from about 6 women surrounding her....and I'm sure you can guess the rest...'erm, I'm not'....I spent the next two hours avoiding everyone!

What things have you said that you instantly regret? "

meh, easy, you should have responded with "well stop stealing all the pies then innit..." and wandered off happily smiling.

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