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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some little Santa hats to hang on your tree yesterday.

Perfect size for a penis.

Just saying....

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By *hromosexualsCouple over a year ago

Near Abercynon

I never trust "one size fits all"...

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

Or one for each nipple. Just saying

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

"Some little Santa hats to hang on your tree yesterday.

Perfect size for a penis.

Just saying...."

Send me one and I’ll fulfil your request

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Did they have a little bell on top?

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"Did they have a little bell on top? "

You hoping to wank to the tune of jingle bells?

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Some little Santa hats to hang on your tree yesterday.

Perfect size for a penis.

Just saying...."

In.

Gonna order some body glitter paint to put a little Santa coat on too.

...who am I kidding, I already have body glitter paint.

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By *hromosexualsCouple over a year ago

Near Abercynon

"Did they have a little bell on top? "

Penises? Yes they do.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Did they have a little bell on top?

Penises? Yes they do."

And they usually require polishing

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By *hromosexualsCouple over a year ago

Near Abercynon

"Did they have a little bell on top?

Penises? Yes they do.

And they usually require polishing

Mine certainly does, I can't speak for others.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Yeah... That's not happening.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some little Santa hats to hang on your tree yesterday.

Perfect size for a penis.

Just saying...."
if Durex isn’t already working on one, theres got to be a Santa hat rubber.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Did they have a little bell on top?

You hoping to wank to the tune of jingle bells?"

Jingle balls.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Did they have a little bell on top?

Penises? Yes they do."

Ding dong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would work well alongside those little Bobble Hat's that came with the Innocent Smoothie drinks.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll augment it with some tinsel draped strategically and highly decoratively around my balls

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Which shop? I spent entirely too long in The Range yesterday looking for exactly that.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

"Did they have a little bell on top?

Penises? Yes they do."

Bell-end, surely...

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