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"Fuck someone wearing a Santa suit?
Asking for a friend... 
Or maybe just a hat?
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Nope, not possible.
Tried that once and I had to take off the Santa suit, it just got in the way. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"A random , nope.
Someone I wanted to fuck, yes
Well yes, don't be mounting your local Santa at the garden centre folks.
Obviously someone you liked. "
Might be worth the entry fee to sit on Santa's lap if it's a dry spell |
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"How cheap is the suit?
I don't want to get a rash from polyester shite.
Oh top tier
Then there's at least one beardy bastard I'd ride in a santa suit  "
No.
Scrap that.
He sent me a message the other day about daddy santa emptying his sack that also included the word babygirl.
So no. With that memory I actually don't want to fuck anyone now. |
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"How cheap is the suit?
I don't want to get a rash from polyester shite.
Oh top tier
Then there's at least one beardy bastard I'd ride in a santa suit
No.
Scrap that.
He sent me a message the other day about daddy santa emptying his sack that also included the word babygirl.
So no. With that memory I actually don't want to fuck anyone now."
Just to be clear, it wasn't me! |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Are we talking Cfnm type thing if so no I don’t think I could be in man woman couple
If you just talking them being in a Santa suit type thing
They I mean yes as ones I have them naked Santa doesn’t mater  |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"A random , nope.
Someone I wanted to fuck, yes
Well yes, don't be mounting your local Santa at the garden centre folks.
Obviously someone you liked. "
Returns incomplete santa application form to garden centre. |
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"How cheap is the suit?
I don't want to get a rash from polyester shite.
Oh top tier
Then there's at least one beardy bastard I'd ride in a santa suit
No.
Scrap that.
He sent me a message the other day about daddy santa emptying his sack that also included the word babygirl.
So no. With that memory I actually don't want to fuck anyone now.
Just to be clear, it wasn't me! "
...Why would you make me imagine those words in a scouse accent?
Fuck I thought I'd be done after a week of celibacy but maybe it's gonna take even longer to get my libido back now. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Fuck someone wearing a Santa suit?
Asking for a friend...
Or maybe just a hat?
Or maybe just a massive Santa belt?
T"
Scrap that.
Chunky boots and naked butt bent next to the chimney breast. Jolly good
T |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Fuck someone wearing a Santa suit?
Asking for a friend...
Or maybe just a hat?
Or maybe just a massive Santa belt?
T
Ooooh like a tool belt but kinda Christmassy  "
Yes yes yes.. those wide black ones.. if you fold it and are bit crafty could even make an amateur sex swing of one  |
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"Fuck someone wearing a Santa suit?
Asking for a friend...
Or maybe just a hat?
Or maybe just a massive Santa belt?
T
Ooooh like a tool belt but kinda Christmassy
Yes yes yes.. those wide black ones.. if you fold it and are bit crafty could even make an amateur sex swing of one "
You’re so creative! |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Fuck someone wearing a Santa suit?
Asking for a friend...
Or maybe just a hat?
Or maybe just a massive Santa belt?
T
Ooooh like a tool belt but kinda Christmassy
Yes yes yes.. those wide black ones.. if you fold it and are bit crafty could even make an amateur sex swing of one
You’re so creative! "
You are! Made me think of tools and all that jazz. |
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