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By *usman 199 OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Stockport

Me simple. Leave in garage . Evening everyone

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By *ensuallover1000Man 42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Petrol poured liberally over it and then ignited with a match.

….before walking away in gloriously cliched, Hollywood action movie style as a humongous explosion takes place behind me

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 42 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

With my magic flying carpet, this isn't required

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By *stwo2023Couple 42 weeks ago

Worcester

It used to be my dad coming out with warm water to pour over it but since him and his Mrs retired he doesn't wake up early enough.

Can't get the staff

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Petrol poured liberally over it and then ignited with a match.

….before walking away in gloriously cliched, Hollywood action movie style as a humongous explosion takes place behind me "

That does sound a good way but prefer to put a Tarpaulin over the windscreen the night before myself

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By *midnight-Woman 42 weeks ago

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Credit card

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple 42 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Heated front windscreen.

Send oldest out and he turns it all on.

Walk out to defrosted car 5 min later.

Lazy but it works for me

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Credit card, done in less than 2 minutes.

Heated front and rear screens speed the job up nicely.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 42 weeks ago

Markfield

Park in a hedge

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 42 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Petrol poured liberally over it and then ignited with a match.

….before walking away in gloriously cliched, Hollywood action movie style as a humongous explosion takes place behind me "

Beat me to the punch lol

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By *addad99Man 42 weeks ago

Rotherham /newquay

I'm a simple man so I go out Start my ford press the demist button go back inside for a few mins then before you no it it's defrosted.

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By *ora the explorerWoman 42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

A jug of just only just warm water over it.

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By *olden PoleMan 42 weeks ago

Thal

Pulling shrivelled Willy out and peeing over windows works well…..might as use Willy for something right!?!

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By *ollybirdWoman 42 weeks ago

east Cork

Lukewarm water in a bag and run it over the windscreen. Instant defrost

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By *udandBryanCouple 42 weeks ago

Boston

Did it this morning - (usually put a long hot water bottle on the dash for 15 mins) - filled a food bag with warm water and wiped the windows with it.

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By *ddie1966Man 42 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Credit card "

Don't use your own credit card, get some of those free shop gift cards.

You never know when you'll need your credit card and it won't work...

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

The ice scraper that came with my Octavia is actually the best I’ve ever used

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By *midnight-Woman 42 weeks ago

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"Credit card

Don't use your own credit card, get some of those free shop gift cards.

You never know when you'll need your credit card and it won't work..."

Oh yeah I don't actually have a credit card

It's probably an expired loyalty card or something

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Credit card

Don't use your own credit card, get some of those free shop gift cards.

You never know when you'll need your credit card and it won't work..."

An expired one…..problem solved

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Start car up back in house for a brew... hope it doesn't get lifted and rock in late for work... better late than never

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By *icentiousCouple 42 weeks ago

Up on them there hills

Move to Bermuda.

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By *ddie1966Man 42 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Credit card

Don't use your own credit card, get some of those free shop gift cards.

You never know when you'll need your credit card and it won't work...

Oh yeah I don't actually have a credit card

It's probably an expired loyalty card or something "

I did it one year with my credit card and looked a right knob trying to pay for my new hifi with a card that refused to work.

Unused store cards can be life savers.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 42 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Look outside. See it’s too icy to be arsed. Call in sick. Get back into bed

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Pouring like warm water on it works well for me!

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Get up, start car, lock car and have breakfast. Then car is nice and warm as I go to work. Definitely never in a hurry.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

I just stand on the roof and pee all over it. Also stops people parking next to me at the supermarket.

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By *agicfingers1Man 42 weeks ago

near Brighton

I tried using my discount card this morning.......but it only took 20% off

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Wake up and push the remote start button.

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By *illy IdolMan 42 weeks ago

Midlands


"Pulling shrivelled Willy out and peeing over windows works well…..might as use Willy for something right!?!"

Leave it out

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 42 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Get a woman to do it

Enough hot air

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Get the passengers to do it when they've argued about something or not got ready quick enough

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By *oo..Woman 42 weeks ago

Boo's World

Sit in the warm and use the remote start App and then go out once it's defrosted and nice and warm inside.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

I enjoy it

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By *orny-DJMan 42 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Start car 5 minutes earlier than I need to leave, switch on front and rear heated windows and select the defrost setting on the A/C. Basically use the functions of the car that were designed to address the problem

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By *ustamanMan 42 weeks ago

weymouth

Turn heated screen on

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Warm water in a bag rolled over the windscreen.. melted in seconds

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 42 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I start my car a few minutes before I am due to leave. Defrosts in no time and it's already nice and warm when I get in

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By *electableicecreamMan 42 weeks ago

The West


"I tried using my discount card this morning.......but it only took 20% off "

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By *o scandalousWoman 42 weeks ago

Glasgow

Engine on with AC on, spray deicer as I walk round car, done.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS 42 weeks ago

Newquay

Turn the remote activated diesel heater on from the house 30 mins before you get in it

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Order an Uber so I don't have to

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By *oldyoudown41Man 42 weeks ago

caledonian

Warm water … obviously

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 42 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

The chauffeur always sees to these things

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By *ixiePoisonWoman 42 weeks ago

Darlington

As I’m in my car at 5.30 am every morning, this is getting a daily occurrence for me!

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Either delegate to apprentice or wait until spring before driving.

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By *immyinreadingMan 42 weeks ago

henley on thames

Getting the ice off the outside is the easy bit. Waiting for windscreen to warm up so I can see though it takes longer

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By *929Man 42 weeks ago

newcastle

Usually just scrape it, couldn’t find scraper the other day so used a slitting disc and it scratched the windscreen to fuck so anyone in a rush tempted to the same dont haha

Few more years and I’m taking the winters off getting too old for this shit

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By *itygamesMan 42 weeks ago

UK

Your insurance would be void if you were unlucky enough to get it removed by a thief if youve left it running....

Even warm water on a freezing cold windscreen will weaken it..see google

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Usually just scrape it, couldn’t find scraper the other day so used a slitting disc and it scratched the windscreen to fuck so anyone in a rush tempted to the same dont haha

Few more years and I’m taking the winters off getting too old for this shit"

Did you remove it from the Grinder first?

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By *ornucopiaMan 42 weeks ago

Bexley


"Wake up and push the remote start button."

There I was expecting you to have a hot air gun or two in the arsenal!

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By *929Man 42 weeks ago

newcastle


"Usually just scrape it, couldn’t find scraper the other day so used a slitting disc and it scratched the windscreen to fuck so anyone in a rush tempted to the same dont haha

Few more years and I’m taking the winters off getting too old for this shit

Did you remove it from the Grinder first?

"

Haha yes it was fresh one out the box in the door pocket first thing I seen

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Turn car on via ford pass app which turns the heated front windscreen on

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple 42 weeks ago

carluke

Always put a cover on the windscreen and for the side windows the ice scraper I got free from the council at an event is superb. Better than any other I’ve ever had

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman 42 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Buy a bottle of cheap vodka pour it over windscreen the night before. Vodka doesn't freeze

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By *illybeachboyMan 42 weeks ago

Guernsey

Tepid water..

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By *ermite12ukMan 42 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Flame thrower.

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan 42 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex

Start the car let it warm up,put the rear heater on and then scrap the ice from the front screen and then on the other windows.

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By *aggonerMan 42 weeks ago

for a penny


"Credit card "

What? You pay someone to do it?

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By *oneybee1001Woman 42 weeks ago

Around and about


"Sit in the warm and use the remote start App and then go out once it's defrosted and nice and warm inside.

"

Same here, its a gamechanger isn't it!

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By *assyleigh92Couple 42 weeks ago

Coventry

Climate control button on the app. Minimal effort maximum rewards

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By *ndycoinsMan 42 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Put the mobile on the bonnet with the forum open and let the hot air of some do the work.

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple 42 weeks ago

Norwichish


"Lukewarm water in a bag and run it over the windscreen. Instant defrost "

This……helps if the bag is ziplock

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By *ust RachelTV/TS 42 weeks ago

Horsham

My trusty airport ID card works wonders at clearing the ice, only downside was it usually fucked up the card so it wouldn't work.

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By *red333Man 42 weeks ago

Dorchester

Pee on the windscreen takes care of two must do's

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By *ogNMuseCouple 42 weeks ago

Surrey

Press the button on the remote for the heater, nice toasty warm and defrosted car

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Boiling hot kettle with salt water in, hasn't failed yet always melts the ice

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"With my magic flying carpet, this isn't required "

Is there seat belts

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Pulling shrivelled Willy out and peeing over windows works well…..might as use Willy for something right!?!"

Well said and it does WORK ,as I used my cock ( multi task cock ,)

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Make Mark a coffee,send him out to put heaters on. Get myself ready,go out and jump in passenger seat,all clear,off we go

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 42 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Ye ha don’t have to de ice fuck all this morning no ice makes a change

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

I sit in the car waiting for it to defrost.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

The hammer method. Simply smash ice with hammer. You only have to perform it once on the windows and the ice never comes back! Internal car temperature can get a bit cold but oh well thats why we have AC!

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By *enSiskoMan 42 weeks ago

Cestus 3

Yesterday I came out to a complete frozen convertible ice outside and inside the window screen.

so its my old credit card inside and out, not to self must get hard top convertible next purchase.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 42 weeks ago

Leeds

Warm water and a squeegee. Watch out for the ice on the path. Bye!

The me

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Press the little button for the heated windscreen, sit back and wait a few minutes.

Job done

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

If you haven’t bought the exact same car as your neighbour in anticipation of this problem I just don’t know what to say frankly

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By *layfullsamMan 42 weeks ago

Solihull

Start on the app, so interior is warm as well.. car stays locked

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By *otsossieMan 42 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Engine running, all demisters on, 4pint milk bottle. Full of hot water, rub it on the windows and maybe a big finale of pouring it over the screen.

I also use the plastic “lid” end of a small Pringles can as a scraper. It’s a great shape and doesn’t cover you in ice shavings.

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By *inacolada3Couple 42 weeks ago

kettering

I slip my knickers off, rub it over it and watch it melt !!! No wait !!!! Thats what i do to the hubby

As for the car i just spray the can stuff on the screen

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By *ones_BoothCouple 42 weeks ago

Solihull


"Me simple. Leave in garage . Evening everyone "

car does itself

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By *illan-KillashMan 42 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Me simple. Leave in garage . Evening everyone "

Sandwich bag full of warm water. Wipe it over the ice, ices melts, hands still warm.

*note...... don't forget to seal the sandwich bag.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple 42 weeks ago

west london

Take the car to bed with us ..

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By *eliWoman 42 weeks ago

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Stand and watch my fiancé do it with encouraging words and helpful suggestions.

Foolproof. He really loves that experience we share. Win win.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Spray.. De-icer

Put engine on.. Put heating on and get blasting

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By *cottish Social SceneCouple 42 weeks ago

Dundee

Kettle full of cold water. Room temp from over night helps too. Twice if it's really cold.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Press the heated screen button.

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By *mizhereMan 42 weeks ago

claregalways hotel tonight


"Press the heated screen button."

Snap

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By *eneralKenobiMan 42 weeks ago

North Angus

Start the car, warm water from the tap over the windows, job done

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By *adCherriesCouple 42 weeks ago

Cheshire/Northwest

Warm water, and no it doesn't crack the windscreen. I've done it since my 1st car.

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By *agnar73Man 42 weeks ago

Glasgow

Waiting until lunchtime.

Recently did the hot but not too hot water in a bag and the windows refroze but it was -3 that morning

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