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Christmas presents for people you hate
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Assume for the purposes of the thread that you have to buy a present for a person you hate. (don't name them, no forumites, play nice etc)
What are you buying and why will you enjoy your wickedness?
I'll start: drum set for their toddler |
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"Assume for the purposes of the thread that you have to buy a present for a person you hate. (don't name them, no forumites, play nice etc)
What are you buying and why will you enjoy your wickedness?
I'll start: drum set for their toddler"
Xmas card, full of glitter inside so when they open it spills all over them and ruins their clothes. When they complain other people will say “it’s only a bit of glitter, get into the Xmas spirit”. But you’ll know you did it on purpose.  |
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"A card and envelope filled with glitter and sand.
Ideally needs to be spring loaded in order to maximise glitter dispersion."
Glitter bomb and the height of petty
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