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By *avinaTVTV/TS 49 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above?
Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics  "
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above?
Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard. "
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on |
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above?
Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on "
Wear extra tight hotpants with your goolies hanging out |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above?
Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on
Wear extra tight hotpants with your goolies hanging out"
I thought this was meant to ge a terrible advice thread, not ideas which might improve my fab experience. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 49 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above?
Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on "
Yeah, too late.  |
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above?
Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on
Wear extra tight hotpants with your goolies hanging out
I thought this was meant to ge a terrible advice thread, not ideas which might improve my fab experience. "
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 49 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above?
Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on
Wear extra tight hotpants with your goolies hanging out
I thought this was meant to ge a terrible advice thread, not ideas which might improve my fab experience. "
Wear a three-piece suit and call yourself Kevin. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above?
Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on
Wear extra tight hotpants with your goolies hanging out
I thought this was meant to ge a terrible advice thread, not ideas which might improve my fab experience.
Wear a three-piece suit and call yourself Kevin."
Wear clothing two sizes too small and in bright colours |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above?
Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on
Wear extra tight hotpants with your goolies hanging out
I thought this was meant to ge a terrible advice thread, not ideas which might improve my fab experience.
Wear a three-piece suit and call yourself Kevin."
I look fucking good in a 3 piece. Suit that is, not sofa. Though that too. |
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above?
Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on
Wear extra tight hotpants with your goolies hanging out
I thought this was meant to ge a terrible advice thread, not ideas which might improve my fab experience.
Wear a three-piece suit and call yourself Kevin.
I look fucking good in a 3 piece. Suit that is, not sofa. Though that too. "
Ride a cycle to all future meets |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above?
Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on
Wear extra tight hotpants with your goolies hanging out
I thought this was meant to ge a terrible advice thread, not ideas which might improve my fab experience.
Wear a three-piece suit and call yourself Kevin.
I look fucking good in a 3 piece. Suit that is, not sofa. Though that too.
Ride a cycle to all future meets "
* removes seat, thinks I could just cancel |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 49 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Wear a Santa outfit, full beard, fat suit, boots the lot.
To a summer BBW party, in 40 degree heat
Apply for the soon to be available manager of Manchester Utd’s job.
It’s a poisoned chalice.  "
Become a monk.
(Just looking for my nun outfit...)  |
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By *batMan 49 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"I can’t offer any as I’m blocked and genuinely confused as to why"
My advice? Either start a long whining thread about being blocked and you haven't even done anything particularly wrong, or create multiple spare accounts and ask them why every week.
Gbat |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 49 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I can’t offer any as I’m blocked and genuinely confused as to why
My advice? Either start a long whining thread about being blocked and you haven't even done anything particularly wrong, or create multiple spare accounts and ask them why every week.
Gbat "
His photos would be much improved if he were riding a penny farthing in each and every single one of them  |
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"I can’t offer any as I’m blocked and genuinely confused as to why
My advice? Either start a long whining thread about being blocked and you haven't even done anything particularly wrong, or create multiple spare accounts and ask them why every week.
Gbat
His photos would be much improved if he were riding a penny farthing in each and every single one of them "
Eat yellow snow |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 49 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"When pulling anal beads out of a woman, treat it like you're starting a lawnmower
Sorry, no bad advice, just please turn bi so we can both have you "
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume.
Gbat
Don’t give it a try
Don't wash your hands before cooking. It adds to the flavour "
Don’t change your profile in any way shape or form |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume.
Gbat
Don’t give it a try
Don't wash your hands before cooking. It adds to the flavour
Don’t change your profile in any way shape or form"
Put some more dick pics up  |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume.
Gbat
Don’t give it a try
Don't wash your hands before cooking. It adds to the flavour
Don’t change your profile in any way shape or form
Put some more dick pics up "
Lower your age limit |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume.
Gbat
Don’t give it a try
Don't wash your hands before cooking. It adds to the flavour
Don’t change your profile in any way shape or form
Put some more dick pics up
Lower your age limit"
It’s already lower than a snakes belly |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume.
Gbat
Don’t give it a try
Don't wash your hands before cooking. It adds to the flavour
Don’t change your profile in any way shape or form
Put some more dick pics up "
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume.
Gbat
Don’t give it a try
Don't wash your hands before cooking. It adds to the flavour
Thanks for letting us all know you’ve a fanny like a wizard’s sleeve. Stay off them pelvic floors
Don’t change your profile in any way shape or form
Put some more dick pics up
Lower your age limit
It’s already lower than a snakes belly "
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume.
Gbat
Don’t give it a try
Don't wash your hands before cooking. It adds to the flavour
Thanks for letting us all know you’ve a fanny like a wizard’s sleeve. Stay off them pelvic floors
Don’t change your profile in any way shape or form
Put some more dick pics up
Lower your age limit
It’s already lower than a snakes belly "
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume.
Gbat
Don’t give it a try
Don't wash your hands before cooking. It adds to the flavour
Thanks for letting us all know you’ve a fanny like a wizard’s sleeve. Stay off them pelvic floors
Don’t change your profile in any way shape or form
Put some more dick pics up
Lower your age limit
It’s already lower than a snakes belly "
Thanks for letting us all know you’ve a fanny like a wizard’s sleeve. Stay off them pelvic floors
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"Draw two eyes above your cock and always wear socks in your nudes. Ladies will love it.
Slightly embarrassing, we actually have a cock pic with googly eyes stuck to it "
Hahaha hilarious. You must really love him |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 49 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Get some transfer tattoos. Chics dig that type of stuff!!"
For that suave, sophisticated look that makes women weak at the knees, try a kaftan and crocs. And don't bother with deodorant or showering - au naturale is very in. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 49 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Forget chrismas move on to Easter
Women like a masterful man. Address them all as "bitch" and "whore" in casual conversation. "
Don't bother with ITV4, just buy the boxsets to Minder and The Sweeney |
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"Leave thy Titz behind thee Tina. Taste the honey of thy Lord Jesus in their stead.
Start threads that make fun of people's disabilities
Put some clothes on"
Stop sitting in the laundry basket. That washing won't do itself
J |
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"Leave thy Titz behind thee Tina. Taste the honey of thy Lord Jesus in their stead.
Start threads that make fun of people's disabilities
Put some clothes on
Stop sitting in the laundry basket. That washing won't do itself
J"
More feet pics |
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"Leave thy Titz behind thee Tina. Taste the honey of thy Lord Jesus in their stead.
Start threads that make fun of people's disabilities
Put some clothes on
Stop sitting in the laundry basket. That washing won't do itself
J
More feet pics"
Should apply for all jobs advertising "Trustworthy Wingman Required"  . |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Hide those legs
"No - listen. There's a gap in the market for body shots looking like Xmas turkeys. We'll make a fortune!!"
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Pull the hat down over your face more. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Hide those legs
"No - listen. There's a gap in the market for body shots looking like Xmas turkeys. We'll make a fortune!!"
Pull the hat down over your face more."
If you wore a potato sack and Santa's hat instead of that get up on your profile picture, I bet you would get wayyyyyyyyy more as dmiring glances. True story |
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"Hercules had a motorhead tattoo, it helped him get all the ladies. The tattooist was a lady, so get a motorhead tattoo of a lady. "
Next time a woman puts a foot up near your tackle, tell her to aim more in the middle and have wide front shoe so she can kick both bollocks at the same time. |
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