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By *eliWoman 49 weeks ago
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Many things.
I've never had a mfm. I don't want one.
Never taken part in an orgy. I don't want to.
I could carry on listing but people will think I'm even more pure and virginal than I am (I really am). |
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"Never have I ever...had sex.
Yes indeed, I'm a virgin.
I just thought it would be lame on Fab.
No market for a middle aged virgin I guess.
All my secrets are out now.
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Except the secret ingredient to that burger sauce. |
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By *eliWoman 49 weeks ago
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"Never have I ever … been filmed having sex.
(Photographed, yes. Filmed, no.)"
Wait what? RTG I didn't think I'd be surprised on the forum but here we are.
When you say sex you mean penetrative yes? |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Never have I ever … been filmed having sex.
(Photographed, yes. Filmed, no.)
Wait what? RTG I didn't think I'd be surprised on the forum but here we are.
When you say sex you mean penetrative yes?"
We know he does  |
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By *eliWoman 49 weeks ago
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"Never have I ever … been filmed having sex.
(Photographed, yes. Filmed, no.)
Wait what? RTG I didn't think I'd be surprised on the forum but here we are.
When you say sex you mean penetrative yes?
We know he does "
Shush, play along.  |
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"When you say sex you mean penetrative yes?
We know he does
Shush, play along. "
If Clinton didn’t have sex with Lewinsky then I haven’t been filmed having sex. That’s my argument and I’m sticking to it. |
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"Never have I ever...had sex.
Yes indeed, I'm a virgin.
I just thought it would be lame on Fab.
No market for a middle aged virgin I guess.
All my secrets are out now.
Except the secret ingredient to that burger sauce."
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It's love, passion, care and testosterone overload.
No more secrets.
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"I’ve never 69’d
Every partner I’ve ever had enjoyed oral both ways but said 69 is disgusting.
You’re not missing much. It’s too complicated and uncomfortable "
That's pretty much what they all said too.
Oh well, I can't have everything. In my imagination it'd be quite fun though you see. |
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"I’ve never 69’d
Every partner I’ve ever had enjoyed oral both ways but said 69 is disgusting.
You’re not missing much. It’s too complicated and uncomfortable
That's pretty much what they all said too.
Oh well, I can't have everything. In my imagination it'd be quite fun though you see."
I’ve found that with the right person, it has been! |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"I’ve never 69’d
Every partner I’ve ever had enjoyed oral both ways but said 69 is disgusting.
You’re not missing much. It’s too complicated and uncomfortable
That's pretty much what they all said too.
Oh well, I can't have everything. In my imagination it'd be quite fun though you see.
I’ve found that with the right person, it has been!"
Then there is hope.
Would it be weird to be asking for crotch to mouth measurements going onwards?  |
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