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Different types of wanks.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Someone has told me they planned on having a thunderous wank this morning.
We've all heard the term furious wank.
What other types of wanks are there? I need to know. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
Delayed wank...getting yourself close and then blueballing yourself...
Gentle wank, where you edge yourself slowly until you feel the orgasm building up.
Tender wank, where you are lives up and gentle...
So many! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Runwank - when you sleep through your alarm but need to solve your morning glory while rushing to get ready.
Crywank - when a particularly schmaltzy tear jerker film is on but the mood strikes and a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Power wanking. Is that a thing guys? Where you pump your meat and feel all majestic? 
(Given myself the horn there as I’ve just visualised that in my head with a fella with long hair who looks like he could be Jason Mamoa or a rock god from the 80’s) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could  "
I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Power wanking. Is that a thing guys? Where you pump your meat and feel all majestic?
(Given myself the horn there as I’ve just visualised that in my head with a fella with long hair who looks like he could be Jason Mamoa or a rock god from the 80’s)"
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"Power wanking. Is that a thing guys? Where you pump your meat and feel all majestic?
(Given myself the horn there as I’ve just visualised that in my head with a fella with long hair who looks like he could be Jason Mamoa or a rock god from the 80’s)"
It's a thing.
You need coconut oil and a good soundtrack to it, real crunchy tunes.
Possibly some kind of wind/smoke machine too, productions vary.
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"Drink Horn Wank....my male friend is always on about....I'm not sure if he's seeking assistance from me....but he always seems to let me know...."
Aye that's definitely real. It's a killer. You can't control it haha. You should probably help him out too haha |
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"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could
I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me
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This would be such a fun Domme game. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Thunderously must be how Thor wanks.
Does he jizz lightning?
Only if he's really going to town with his hammer.
Only those worthy can wield it though  "
True, you wouldn't want to end up with a thor hand (it's so bad, I'm so sorry). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thunderously must be how Thor wanks.
Does he jizz lightning?
Only if he's really going to town with his hammer.
Only those worthy can wield it though
True, you wouldn't want to end up with a thor hand (it's so bad, I'm so sorry). "
That actually tickled me so much  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could
I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me
This would be such a fun Domme game."
Yeah, you just need someone who would do it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could
I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me
This would be such a fun Domme game."
I definitely want to play that game. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thunderously must be how Thor wanks.
Does he jizz lightning?
Only if he's really going to town with his hammer.
Only those worthy can wield it though
True, you wouldn't want to end up with a thor hand (it's so bad, I'm so sorry). "
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"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could
I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me
This would be such a fun Domme game.
Yeah, you just need someone who would do it "
I accept your offer Beanie boy, let's book a room! |
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"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could
I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me
This would be such a fun Domme game.
I definitely want to play that game."
Double Domme sessions? I'm in. |
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Random speed accidental edging marathon with no ETA and delayed outcum.
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Accidental edging = Keep stopping to find the right porn for the day.
Sometimes I'm lazy and use the bookmarked porn.
Marathon = Taking too long or repeat.
No ETA = 15 - 60 minutes
Keeps my timing up, plus the orgasm is better.
Slowing down when I changed my mind about the porn material.
Speeding up when:
* Close to the end.
* My shoulder hurts, but I want to finish.
* Taking too long, close to bedtime or getting tired.
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I have a more complex variation, but I'm not feeling comfortable sharing that in public anymore.
I did share it before.
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Follow the pace wank, some porn have wank challenges that tell you to up or down the speed, or even stop... if you can make it to the end without busting a nut is the tricky bit.
Use coconut oil and plenty of it, have a towel.
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The "where does it go" wank.
Aim to jizz on a different body part, your own face, chest, belly button, in your hand, on your own feet, etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could
I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me
This would be such a fun Domme game.
Yeah, you just need someone who would do it
I accept your offer Beanie boy, let's book a room!"
I feel like this could be scary and arousing at the same time  |
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"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could
I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me
This would be such a fun Domme game.
Yeah, you just need someone who would do it
I accept your offer Beanie boy, let's book a room!
I feel like this could be scary and arousing at the same time "
Me and PW yes? I'm "roping" her in too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone has told me they planned on having a thunderous wank this morning.
We've all heard the term furious wank.
What other types of wanks are there? I need to know."
Luxury wank. When you have the place to yourself and you get the baby oil out and treat yourself. Playing your porn at full volume.
Other oils/lotions are available, but it could then easily become a moisturising wank. |
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By *EboroMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Someone has told me they planned on having a thunderous wank this morning.
We've all heard the term furious wank.
What other types of wanks are there? I need to know.
Luxury wank. When you have the place to yourself and you get the baby oil out and treat yourself. Playing your porn at full volume.
Other oils/lotions are available, but it could then easily become a moisturising wank."
haha I forgot about this wank  are moisturising wanks do seem to use the whole bottle |
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There’s hangover wank where you just need to wank all day.
There’s get it done and out of the way wank, when your not horny but you need to kill the urge for example your going away with your mates and staying in the same hotel room and know you can’t wank for 3 days etc…
There’s sleep wank. Can’t sleep and Not horny but a good wank will have you off to sleep in seconds.
Then there’s prolonged wank, you haven’t a wank in a few days and your cock and balls are starting to twitch and get heavy so you just need to drain them. (Like going to the toilet).
Post going on a date wank. You knew you were going on a date and didn’t wank all week to build up the excitement and make your cock look bigger, but you went on the date and all she gave you was a quick snog so you rush home after and wank one out thinking about her and the sex you should have had.
That’s just a ‘handful’ of my scenarios. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could
I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me
This would be such a fun Domme game.
Yeah, you just need someone who would do it
I accept your offer Beanie boy, let's book a room!
I feel like this could be scary and arousing at the same time
Me and PW yes? I'm "roping" her in too "
Name the time and place and I'll be there |
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"Someone has told me they planned on having a thunderous wank this morning.
We've all heard the term furious wank.
What other types of wanks are there? I need to know.
Luxury wank. When you have the place to yourself and you get the baby oil out and treat yourself. Playing your porn at full volume.
Other oils/lotions are available, but it could then easily become a moisturising wank."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Posh wank where you do it with a condom on
Ruined wank when you ruined your orgasm
Speedy wank when you gotta do it a quicky
Sensual wank when you use lube and massage it so it’s real nice
Tactical wank when you do before having sex so you last longer
1 finger wank when you use 1 finger on the frenlum
Palming wank when you use the palm of your hand to rub the head |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could
I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me
This would be such a fun Domme game.
Yeah, you just need someone who would do it
I accept your offer Beanie boy, let's book a room!
I feel like this could be scary and arousing at the same time
Me and PW yes? I'm "roping" her in too "
This gets better by the minute |
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"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could
I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me
This would be such a fun Domme game.
Yeah, you just need someone who would do it
I accept your offer Beanie boy, let's book a room!
I feel like this could be scary and arousing at the same time
Me and PW yes? I'm "roping" her in too "
Yeehaw |
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"Someone has told me they planned on having a thunderous wank this morning.
We've all heard the term furious wank.
What other types of wanks are there? I need to know."
There are the I have had better wanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most important of all- the decision making wank.
“Is this a good idea?”
Have a wank then decide. We all think more clearly after a wank.
Eh “should I fuck the bunny boiling ex because she clearly wants some and I fancy some?”
Have a wank and decide (correct answer should be “no” just case you’re wondering)
Many awful moments in history could have been avoided if only key people had had wanks at the right time. |
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"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could
I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me
This would be such a fun Domme game.
Yeah, you just need someone who would do it
I accept your offer Beanie boy, let's book a room!
I feel like this could be scary and arousing at the same time
Me and PW yes? I'm "roping" her in too
This gets better by the minute "
Would be a great side hustle... We can practice on JB |
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