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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

That they don’t clean their body properly. This person took to a podcast to say she only does her armpits and her bits. One said her back has never been washed.

I’m very close to never shaking a hand or accepting even a cup of water from anyone ever again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

There’s a black saying

- you can’t eat at anyone’s house.

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I remember there was a thread where people said they didn't wash their arses

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I remember there was a thread where people said they didn't wash their arses "

Omg on fabswingers? Of all places?

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Folk are gross

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wha…what? I’m supposed to wash myself?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

there was this girl who doesn't wash anywhere but her hair (on head)....she was on a show talking about it ...her reasoning was that the shampoo would run down her body and the water too when she showered so there was no need to lather up any of her parts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wha…what? I’m supposed to wash myself? "

News to me aswell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Folk are gross "

I’m going celibate

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wha…what? I’m supposed to wash myself?

News to me aswell."

WE KNOW!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"there was this girl who doesn't wash anywhere but her hair (on head)....she was on a show talking about it ...her reasoning was that the shampoo would run down her body and the water too when she showered so there was no need to lather up any of her parts "

BRB- crying

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Ew.

Like, if I'm late for work or something I do 100% just do the quick pits and pussy in the shower before throwing clothes on and myself out the door, but it is followed by a proper wash the moment I get back home.

People who just don't clean themselves? Blecht

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

Oh fuck have I ever washed my back?

I mean does the shampoo from the hair run back down and kind of wash it?

I always have a set structure. Armpits, arms, chest, legs all around. Break.

Then so much time on the sexy areas. Then feet. Little break, and then face, back of neck and hair.

Your welcome everyone

(Back not included)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some people only use one puff for all over their body too.. you need two, one for the body, another for the bits. Otherwise you are basically cleaning yourself with your arse and gooch sweat.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"I remember there was a thread where people said they didn't wash their arses "

that came to my mind too! . It was straight men, because it would be gay to

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Tic tok? Actually did u know we wash far to often? I'm as guilty as the next person tbh! X

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By *imisugarWoman  over a year ago

Rugby

Always thought people that didn't use soap/shower gel on their legs in the shower were a bit weird.

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By *ove2lick27Man  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Some people only use one puff for all over their body too.. you need two, one for the body, another for the bits. Otherwise you are basically cleaning yourself with your arse and gooch sweat."

Gooch sweat haha lmao ??

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By *hunky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich

I wash my armpits, cock, balls and arse twice during shower.

My hands probably 200 times when I'm working.

Clip my nails too often too low.

Starting to look like Jesus, but hygiene is basic, even if I can't give a about shaving or haircut right now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've heard of some people not washing their legs or feet because "the soap runs down anyway"

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Tic tok? Actually did u know we wash far to often? I'm as guilty as the next person tbh! X"

we do it destroys the acid mantle on our skin

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I was standing at a urinal earlier.

The resulting splash back counts as an adequate wash, right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was standing at a urinal earlier.

The resulting splash back counts as an adequate wash, right? "

Same when you get Poseidon's Kiss on the toilet. It's an inbuilt bidet

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Folk are gross

I’m going celibate"

I regularly bathe in a bath of bleach. I'm clinically clean

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Tic tok? Actually did u know we wash far to often? I'm as guilty as the next person tbh! X

we do it destroys the acid mantle on our skin"

This is true. I mean wash at least once a day, but parts of the body just don't need excessive scrubbing or extensive soaping just for the sake of it.

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By *penbicoupleCouple  over a year ago

Northampton


"Some people only use one puff for all over their body too.. you need two, one for the body, another for the bits. Otherwise you are basically cleaning yourself with your arse and gooch sweat."

By that logic, you should have 3, or you're washing your arse with gooch sweat.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Bath is for scrubbing everywhere, shower is for hair wash and rinsing.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I was standing at a urinal earlier.

The resulting splash back counts as an adequate wash, right?

Same when you get Poseidon's Kiss on the toilet. It's an inbuilt bidet "

One can’t beat a good old mud cleanse….

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By *rRiosMan  over a year ago

dublin


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none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly. "

Shared baths? Reused water baths? I’m from Ireland. This is still a thing here.

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"I remember there was a thread where people said they didn't wash their arses "

That's the third most washed part of me, after my hands and teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My clit is the cleanest part of my body after a shower. Oh that little function that turns from shower to jet wash! Love it.

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

On a rushy day I might only do pits and bits.

But oh imagine never scrubbing skin and experiencing the gorgeous zingy feeling after a full body lather with beautiful soap!

What about the joys of showers with a partner..

I love being sponged all over by a lover in the shower, bent over, fucked and then lovingly rinsed.

Heaven!

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By *udding RoseWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly. "

I went to Boarding school, an all girls school and we were only allowed a bath once a week...... You had a half hour to run the bath, undress, get into bath, wash and get dressed and clean out the bath so it's ready for the next person having a bath after you!! (Some didn't bother cleaning out the bath...) If you washed your hair, it had to be dry in the half hour too.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

I'm going to admit to something most people will find gross! I never and i mean never! Wash my face as such! It will get washing hair! I don't shower I bath daily so don't get wet then! I obvs wipe my mouth after eating if need be! I put my fairly good skin (at 66) to down to this x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've heard of some people not washing their legs or feet because "the soap runs down anyway" "

No one is gonna lick my legs, it's fine.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I work with someone who just uses body spray. You can smell the spray a mile away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've heard of some people not washing their legs or feet because "the soap runs down anyway"

No one is gonna lick my legs, it's fine."

That's what you think!

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I've heard of some people not washing their legs or feet because "the soap runs down anyway"

No one is gonna lick my legs, it's fine.

That's what you think!"

See the length of them? Be there all fooking week. Best not to bother.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I've heard of some people not washing their legs or feet because "the soap runs down anyway"

No one is gonna lick my legs, it's fine."

You sure about that?

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I've heard of some people not washing their legs or feet because "the soap runs down anyway"

No one is gonna lick my legs, it's fine."

Shins and inner thighs are absolutely getting in my mouth

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By *oxy jWoman  over a year ago

somerset

if you want to know some people's basic hygiene then try being a nurse you will be totally shocked for sure...

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By *hunky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich


"I've heard of some people not washing their legs or feet because "the soap runs down anyway"

No one is gonna lick my legs, it's fine."

***

Direction of the tongue usually.

1. Mouth/throat

2. Neck

3. Nipples

4. Belly (Not always)

5. or 6. Pussy/clit

6. or 5. Inner thighs

7. Maybe calves, if they are on my shoulder or holding them up.

I don't think I'm special, so most likely most men doing it similar way.

They might rim as well, but I don't do that.

I actually work on the nipples with my wet finger/thumb while I'm licking.

Other thumb/finger, lower lip, tongue or even my chin involved down there,to make you happy before get to the main dish.

I guess that makes up for not rimming.

Probably not for the average/weird cock and questionable looks, but nobody is perfect.

It wasn't personally for you, just for the leg topic.

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By *xfordjohnMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"I'm going to admit to something most people will find gross! I never and i mean never! Wash my face as such! It will get washing hair! I don't shower I bath daily so don't get wet then! I obvs wipe my mouth after eating if need be! I put my fairly good skin (at 66) to down to this x "

Blimey! I have to wash my face first thing every morning or I'd never wake up!

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

Shared baths? Reused water baths? I’m from Ireland. This is still a thing here. "

I think kids may share baths still and when we first lied together Mr N and I always shared and evening bath.

I'm not going to describe the house I grew up in because people will think I was born in 1756

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nowt wrong with a fringe and minge wash

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

I went to Boarding school, an all girls school and we were only allowed a bath once a week...... You had a half hour to run the bath, undress, get into bath, wash and get dressed and clean out the bath so it's ready for the next person having a bath after you!! (Some didn't bother cleaning out the bath...) If you washed your hair, it had to be dry in the half hour too. "

how did you get your hair dry in that time?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly. "

This was my upbringing too, bath on a Sunday night, quick strip wash the rest of the week.

Tinder

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

This was my upbringing too, bath on a Sunday night, quick strip wash the rest of the week.

Tinder "

Sunday night was bath, hair wash, clean vest and pyjamas, songs of praise, bed. Rock n roll

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was standing at a urinal earlier.

The resulting splash back counts as an adequate wash, right?

Same when you get Poseidon's Kiss on the toilet. It's an inbuilt bidet "

Omg blocked

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By *udding RoseWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

I went to Boarding school, an all girls school and we were only allowed a bath once a week...... You had a half hour to run the bath, undress, get into bath, wash and get dressed and clean out the bath so it's ready for the next person having a bath after you!! (Some didn't bother cleaning out the bath...) If you washed your hair, it had to be dry in the half hour too.

how did you get your hair dry in that time? "

You don't get a chance to dry it, you go to study with wet hair! I used to wash my hair at the sink at the sports changing rooms before just before school starts and try and avoid the vice principal doing her rounds!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly. "

This was us. During the week in the cold we would get dressed under the bed clothes and just wash our faces.

Bath and hair wash night was Sunday ready for the week

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By *BWLOVER1965Man  over a year ago

Ipswich

Had shower did everything

Bits bobs feet

Do prefer a shower when not much time

But do like a bath for long hot soak

Normally about two hours in bath all fingers end up crinkly

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

I went to Boarding school, an all girls school and we were only allowed a bath once a week...... You had a half hour to run the bath, undress, get into bath, wash and get dressed and clean out the bath so it's ready for the next person having a bath after you!! (Some didn't bother cleaning out the bath...) If you washed your hair, it had to be dry in the half hour too.

how did you get your hair dry in that time?

You don't get a chance to dry it, you go to study with wet hair! I used to wash my hair at the sink at the sports changing rooms before just before school starts and try and avoid the vice principal doing her rounds!"

i wonder what purpose they thought it served

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ahaha

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By *udding RoseWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

I went to Boarding school, an all girls school and we were only allowed a bath once a week...... You had a half hour to run the bath, undress, get into bath, wash and get dressed and clean out the bath so it's ready for the next person having a bath after you!! (Some didn't bother cleaning out the bath...) If you washed your hair, it had to be dry in the half hour too.

how did you get your hair dry in that time?

You don't get a chance to dry it, you go to study with wet hair! I used to wash my hair at the sink at the sports changing rooms before just before school starts and try and avoid the vice principal doing her rounds!

i wonder what purpose they thought it served"

Gawd only knows, it was run by nuns!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I used to see people here (Fab, not forum specifically) say "I know what soap is".

I know what asbestos is. Doesn't imply I've ever used it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

Shared baths? Reused water baths? I’m from Ireland. This is still a thing here.

I think kids may share baths still and when we first lied together Mr N and I always shared and evening bath.

I'm not going to describe the house I grew up in because people will think I was born in 1756 "

Oh. I thought it was 1758

Did your parents pay a window tax?

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

This was my upbringing too, bath on a Sunday night, quick strip wash the rest of the week.

Tinder

Sunday night was bath, hair wash, clean vest and pyjamas, songs of praise, bed. Rock n roll "

Same here, but we watched the Muppet Show before bed too.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I used to see people here (Fab, not forum specifically) say "I know what soap is".

I know what asbestos is. Doesn't imply I've ever used it "

I once put on my profile something like I have a healthy relationship with soap and water.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I used to see people here (Fab, not forum specifically) say "I know what soap is".

I know what asbestos is. Doesn't imply I've ever used it

I once put on my profile something like I have a healthy relationship with soap and water."

That makes more sense to me. But the trend (it was a trend) of "I know what soap is" just made me laugh.

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By *londebiguyMan  over a year ago

Southport


"Some people only use one puff for all over their body too.. you need two, one for the body, another for the bits. Otherwise you are basically cleaning yourself with your arse and gooch sweat."

I'm not sure it's right to use that word anymore ...never mind have two that wash you in the shower...

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

Shared baths? Reused water baths? I’m from Ireland. This is still a thing here.

I think kids may share baths still and when we first lied together Mr N and I always shared and evening bath.

I'm not going to describe the house I grew up in because people will think I was born in 1756

Oh. I thought it was 1758

Did your parents pay a window tax? "

No we bricked them all up

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

I went to Boarding school, an all girls school and we were only allowed a bath once a week...... You had a half hour to run the bath, undress, get into bath, wash and get dressed and clean out the bath so it's ready for the next person having a bath after you!! (Some didn't bother cleaning out the bath...) If you washed your hair, it had to be dry in the half hour too.

how did you get your hair dry in that time?

You don't get a chance to dry it, you go to study with wet hair! I used to wash my hair at the sink at the sports changing rooms before just before school starts and try and avoid the vice principal doing her rounds!

i wonder what purpose they thought it served

Gawd only knows, it was run by nuns! "

Ah, say no more

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

This was my upbringing too, bath on a Sunday night, quick strip wash the rest of the week.

Tinder

Sunday night was bath, hair wash, clean vest and pyjamas, songs of praise, bed. Rock n roll

Same here, but we watched the Muppet Show before bed too.

"

It was Pinky and Perky for us. God we were easily pleased

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

This was my upbringing too, bath on a Sunday night, quick strip wash the rest of the week.

Tinder

Sunday night was bath, hair wash, clean vest and pyjamas, songs of praise, bed. Rock n roll

Same here, but we watched the Muppet Show before bed too.

It was Pinky and Perky for us. God we were easily pleased"

I loved Pinky and Perky. I think it was in black and white at first.

Those were simpler times lol

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By *londebiguyMan  over a year ago

Southport


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

This was my upbringing too, bath on a Sunday night, quick strip wash the rest of the week.

Tinder

Sunday night was bath, hair wash, clean vest and pyjamas, songs of praise, bed. Rock n roll

Same here, but we watched the Muppet Show before bed too.

It was Pinky and Perky for us. God we were easily pleased"

I had a similar childhood ...especially with my grandparents.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Who else plays in the shower no I think this is a man thing and it's not sexy play

Make a cup with your hands on your stomach to collect the water then release it to make a big splash

Pretend you are an x man let the water flow down your arms make it look like the water is coming out of your fingers.

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

Just bumping this for the morning folk who might need reminding

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just bumping this for the morning folk who might need reminding "

I'm still not washing my legs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just bumping this for the morning folk who might need reminding

I'm still not washing my legs."

I thought Roland of Nazareth's "not directed at you" descriptive content would've totally enticed you to hygiene up.

This reply wasn't directed at you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just bumping this for the morning folk who might need reminding

I'm still not washing my legs.

I thought Roland of Nazareth's "not directed at you" descriptive content would've totally enticed you to hygiene up.

This reply wasn't directed at you."

Like I said, no one is licking my legs.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"I've heard of some people not washing their legs or feet because "the soap runs down anyway" "

This one was on the radio not so long back, peopl are minging.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've heard of some people not washing their legs or feet because "the soap runs down anyway"

This one was on the radio not so long back, peopl are minging.

Mrs "

Hey, I'm minging.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*stretches, sniffs pits*

Aye they’ll last another day yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just bumping this for the morning folk who might need reminding "

I know you’re thinking what I’m thinking

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By *stwo2023Couple  over a year ago

Worcester

I can't reach some if my back to wash it....am I unclean as well

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By *oofy321Man  over a year ago

moon base zero

As George carlin says..

Asshole crotch armpits and teeth

Done

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Back, sack and crack is the minimum

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By *r_PinkMan  over a year ago

london stratford


"As George carlin says..

Asshole crotch armpits and teeth

Done"

whats wrong with once a year?

Ok, twice, my birthday and Chistmas

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"Just bumping this for the morning folk who might need reminding

I know you’re thinking what I’m thinking"

Bruh

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I can't reach some if my back to wash it....am I unclean as well "

Loofco do a Back Scrubber. Game changer.

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

A bit of dirty is good for you

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

People need to get those scrubber thingys and go to town. My gooch gets like 15 mins alone

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I knew someone who claimed that showering etc was capitalism trying to make him buy more stuff and that it was rude to tell anyone that they smell.

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales


"People need to get those scrubber thingys and go to town. My gooch gets like 15 mins alone"

Are we still talking about washing or……?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I can't reach some if my back to wash it....am I unclean as well

Loofco do a Back Scrubber. Game changer."

Not gonna lie these contraptions are game changers. And actually you can get other ones for really cheap in pound stretcher or those kind of shops.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I can't reach some if my back to wash it....am I unclean as well

Loofco do a Back Scrubber. Game changer.

Not gonna lie these contraptions are game changers. And actually you can get other ones for really cheap in pound stretcher or those kind of shops. "

I found this particular one while trying to get up to shipping minimum looking for something else

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By *hunky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich


"Just bumping this for the morning folk who might need reminding

I'm still not washing my legs.

I thought Roland of Nazareth's "not directed at you" descriptive content would've totally enticed you to hygiene up.

This reply wasn't directed at you."

***

I tried to point it out, men licks legs too.

"Not for her" meant I wasn't flirting with her.

She blocked me, but it's not like I ever messaged her or would ever message her anyway.

I actually making sure I'm being nice these days, but I guess who doesn't like me in the first place, are using differnt filters.

If I missed something, then someone can point it out, then I apologize.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I knew someone who claimed that showering etc was capitalism trying to make him buy more stuff and that it was rude to tell anyone that they smell."

I love anti capitalist discourse as much as anyone but I am ok with consuming products to clean myself. And post revolution when I’m living in the commune I’ll still be cleaning myself. Tf?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I knew someone who claimed that showering etc was capitalism trying to make him buy more stuff and that it was rude to tell anyone that they smell.

I love anti capitalist discourse as much as anyone but I am ok with consuming products to clean myself. And post revolution when I’m living in the commune I’ll still be cleaning myself. Tf? "

Mmhm.

Post collapse of civilisation, because ultimately capitalism is a cancer, I might have to make some sacrifices in terms of hygiene. I won't want to, but... eh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I knew someone who claimed that showering etc was capitalism trying to make him buy more stuff and that it was rude to tell anyone that they smell.

I love anti capitalist discourse as much as anyone but I am ok with consuming products to clean myself. And post revolution when I’m living in the commune I’ll still be cleaning myself. Tf?

Mmhm.

Post collapse of civilisation, because ultimately capitalism is a cancer, I might have to make some sacrifices in terms of hygiene. I won't want to, but... eh. "

And it would’ve been nice knowing you until then

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I knew someone who claimed that showering etc was capitalism trying to make him buy more stuff and that it was rude to tell anyone that they smell.

I love anti capitalist discourse as much as anyone but I am ok with consuming products to clean myself. And post revolution when I’m living in the commune I’ll still be cleaning myself. Tf?

Mmhm.

Post collapse of civilisation, because ultimately capitalism is a cancer, I might have to make some sacrifices in terms of hygiene. I won't want to, but... eh.

And it would’ve been nice knowing you until then "

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By *9Karm69Man  over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

Surely a shower is more hygienic as water runs downwards, as if you bath/bathe(posh people) you lay/soak in your sweat.

Yes, back in the day(60s) Sunday was bath night(Tin bath hung on back of celler door) Dad first, add pan of hot water & detol, then Mum, again add pan of hot water & detol, elder brother then I, yes no running hot water and a outside toilet.

When I was in Submarines(23yrs) and showers were out of use(very frequently on a desil boat) it was teeth first(no running water) then a bird bath, top up sink, then using a flannel, its face, arms, body, legs pits, bits lastly crack and yes then wash nix & socks

I cannot understand people being un hygienic especially when going for a meet

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By *razytimesinloveCouple  over a year ago

SW Scotland

Did two weeks in the desert without a shower, every three days could use 2l of water for a wash.

Uniform could stand up by itself when I got back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly. "

Yeah ...folk flannel washed in the sink every day.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

Yeah ...folk flannel washed in the sink every day. "

For a month or so after I broke my ankle several years ago, I washed with two Pyrex jugs and flannels for face, body, and bits.

My shower is over the bath and it was inaccessible to me. Hair washing was fucking dangerous

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"I'm going to admit to something most people will find gross! I never and i mean never! Wash my face as such! It will get washing hair! I don't shower I bath daily so don't get wet then! I obvs wipe my mouth after eating if need be! I put my fairly good skin (at 66) to down to this x "

I don't "wash" my face with water either. It's too drying. My skin is good and I obviously look younger than I am, according to everyone else.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

Yeah ...folk flannel washed in the sink every day. "

A 'possible' wash.

Wash down as far as 'possible', wash up as far as 'possible', then wash 'possible'.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm going to admit to something most people will find gross! I never and i mean never! Wash my face as such! It will get washing hair! I don't shower I bath daily so don't get wet then! I obvs wipe my mouth after eating if need be! I put my fairly good skin (at 66) to down to this x

I don't "wash" my face with water either. It's too drying. My skin is good and I obviously look younger than I am, according to everyone else. "

It's definitely different strokes for different folks! Even getting closer to 40, if I don't wash my face (water, cleanser, moisturiser) twice a day, I turn into an oil slick, although not as bad as when I was younger. I'll re-evaluate as my skin continues to dry out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm going to admit to something most people will find gross! I never and i mean never! Wash my face as such! It will get washing hair! I don't shower I bath daily so don't get wet then! I obvs wipe my mouth after eating if need be! I put my fairly good skin (at 66) to down to this x

I don't "wash" my face with water either. It's too drying. My skin is good and I obviously look younger than I am, according to everyone else. "

Gonna sound pretty dense but what does washing your face without water look like?

I thought you always needed water to wash

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"I'm going to admit to something most people will find gross! I never and i mean never! Wash my face as such! It will get washing hair! I don't shower I bath daily so don't get wet then! I obvs wipe my mouth after eating if need be! I put my fairly good skin (at 66) to down to this x

I don't "wash" my face with water either. It's too drying. My skin is good and I obviously look younger than I am, according to everyone else.

Gonna sound pretty dense but what does washing your face without water look like?

I thought you always needed water to wash "

I use wipes/cotton wool and cleanser/make up remover. So I clean my face, not wash it.

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"I'm going to admit to something most people will find gross! I never and i mean never! Wash my face as such! It will get washing hair! I don't shower I bath daily so don't get wet then! I obvs wipe my mouth after eating if need be! I put my fairly good skin (at 66) to down to this x

I don't "wash" my face with water either. It's too drying. My skin is good and I obviously look younger than I am, according to everyone else.

It's definitely different strokes for different folks! Even getting closer to 40, if I don't wash my face (water, cleanser, moisturiser) twice a day, I turn into an oil slick, although not as bad as when I was younger. I'll re-evaluate as my skin continues to dry out. "

Yeah mines always been dry, very occasionally I'll exfoliate using water, but then my face feels like SpongeBob out of water

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm going to admit to something most people will find gross! I never and i mean never! Wash my face as such! It will get washing hair! I don't shower I bath daily so don't get wet then! I obvs wipe my mouth after eating if need be! I put my fairly good skin (at 66) to down to this x

I don't "wash" my face with water either. It's too drying. My skin is good and I obviously look younger than I am, according to everyone else.

It's definitely different strokes for different folks! Even getting closer to 40, if I don't wash my face (water, cleanser, moisturiser) twice a day, I turn into an oil slick, although not as bad as when I was younger. I'll re-evaluate as my skin continues to dry out.

Yeah mines always been dry, very occasionally I'll exfoliate using water, but then my face feels like SpongeBob out of water "

For the first five or six years after puberty started, my face at the end of the day or first thing in the morning made some oiled frying pans look dry .

I know oil cleansing helps some people - I'll occasionally do it if my skin is drier (more in winter) or as a double cleanse if I'm also taking off makeup.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x"

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream. "

Women's skincare: this cream is suitable for your right elbow between the ages of 25 and 27 and a half and should be supplemented by this serum if you were born in the winter.

Men's skincare: face wash body wash car wash

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"I'm going to admit to something most people will find gross! I never and i mean never! Wash my face as such! It will get washing hair! I don't shower I bath daily so don't get wet then! I obvs wipe my mouth after eating if need be! I put my fairly good skin (at 66) to down to this x

I don't "wash" my face with water either. It's too drying. My skin is good and I obviously look younger than I am, according to everyone else. "

Yes dries it out! Never wear makeup or use any creams/potions whatsoever! Only exception to that is the rare man cream facial! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream.

Women's skincare: this cream is suitable for your right elbow between the ages of 25 and 27 and a half and should be supplemented by this serum if you were born in the winter.

Men's skincare: face wash body wash car wash"

Wash it down with a glass of petrol.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream.

Women's skincare: this cream is suitable for your right elbow between the ages of 25 and 27 and a half and should be supplemented by this serum if you were born in the winter.

Men's skincare: face wash body wash car wash

Wash it down with a glass of petrol. "

Hygiene in straight men is a sexuality

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Also don’t we moisturise after every shower/ bath?????? I don’t walk around with dry skin because I moisturise it every single day??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream.

Women's skincare: this cream is suitable for your right elbow between the ages of 25 and 27 and a half and should be supplemented by this serum if you were born in the winter.

Men's skincare: face wash body wash car wash

Wash it down with a glass of petrol.

Hygiene in straight men is a sexuality "

That’s why they don’t like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream.

Women's skincare: this cream is suitable for your right elbow between the ages of 25 and 27 and a half and should be supplemented by this serum if you were born in the winter.

Men's skincare: face wash body wash car wash

Wash it down with a glass of petrol.

Hygiene in straight men is a sexuality

That’s why they don’t like it "

Wait… #NotAllStr8Men

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Also don’t we moisturise after every shower/ bath?????? I don’t walk around with dry skin because I moisturise it every single day??"

I'm too oily for that. If I moisturised my whole body every day I'd be slimy.

Face twice a day. Hands twice a day and as needed. Rest of body... twice a week?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream.

Women's skincare: this cream is suitable for your right elbow between the ages of 25 and 27 and a half and should be supplemented by this serum if you were born in the winter.

Men's skincare: face wash body wash car wash

Wash it down with a glass of petrol.

Hygiene in straight men is a sexuality

That’s why they don’t like it

Wait… #NotAllStr8Men"

I for one am glad that I came to adulthood at a time where "straight men who care about hygiene" wasn't something that would make them catch teh ghey

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream.

Women's skincare: this cream is suitable for your right elbow between the ages of 25 and 27 and a half and should be supplemented by this serum if you were born in the winter.

Men's skincare: face wash body wash car wash

Wash it down with a glass of petrol.

Hygiene in straight men is a sexuality

That’s why they don’t like it

Wait… #NotAllStr8Men

I for one am glad that I came to adulthood at a time where "straight men who care about hygiene" wasn't something that would make them catch teh ghey"

Thank you David Beckham, the original metrosexual man

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Also don’t we moisturise after every shower/ bath?????? I don’t walk around with dry skin because I moisturise it every single day??

I'm too oily for that. If I moisturised my whole body every day I'd be slimy.

Face twice a day. Hands twice a day and as needed. Rest of body... twice a week?"

Twice a week…?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Also don’t we moisturise after every shower/ bath?????? I don’t walk around with dry skin because I moisturise it every single day??

I'm too oily for that. If I moisturised my whole body every day I'd be slimy.

Face twice a day. Hands twice a day and as needed. Rest of body... twice a week?

Twice a week…?

"

That's way up on what it used to be. I don't like feeling slimy

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"Also don’t we moisturise after every shower/ bath?????? I don’t walk around with dry skin because I moisturise it every single day??"

Never ever used moisturiser on any part of my body! Tell a lie sometimes hand cream after a vigorous day in the garden! As don't like gardening gloves! X

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door

I'm surprised at a few on here that don't wash there face.

I wash my face twice a day, using a clean face cloth and a good moisturise cleaners, that removes makeup as well.

Then use my lotions and potions for morning or night times.

Since doing this routine the skin on my face is gorgeous, no open pores/hardly any wrinkles/ no blemishes or dark spots.

I think key is finding suitable products to suit your needs.

I shower most days and wash all over, wash hair every 3 days or so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Also don’t we moisturise after every shower/ bath?????? I don’t walk around with dry skin because I moisturise it every single day??

I'm too oily for that. If I moisturised my whole body every day I'd be slimy.

Face twice a day. Hands twice a day and as needed. Rest of body... twice a week?

Twice a week…?

That's way up on what it used to be. I don't like feeling slimy"

I don’t know but I thought you should still moisturise? Just use ones that are good for your skin type?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Also don’t we moisturise after every shower/ bath?????? I don’t walk around with dry skin because I moisturise it every single day??

Never ever used moisturiser on any part of my body! Tell a lie sometimes hand cream after a vigorous day in the garden! As don't like gardening gloves! X"

Never ever used moisturiser?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Also don’t we moisturise after every shower/ bath?????? I don’t walk around with dry skin because I moisturise it every single day??

I'm too oily for that. If I moisturised my whole body every day I'd be slimy.

Face twice a day. Hands twice a day and as needed. Rest of body... twice a week?

Twice a week…?

That's way up on what it used to be. I don't like feeling slimy

I don’t know but I thought you should still moisturise? Just use ones that are good for your skin type?"

The best I've found is doing it before bed and I wake up feeling less slimy. But there's only so much I can put up with it. I also try to use cleansers that are less stripping

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There’s a black saying

- you can’t eat at anyone’s house. "

This

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly. "

Agree, bath night used to be a fight over who went in first..

We've been conditioned (no pun intended) by corporate and men/women to cover ourselves in overpriced unnecessary chemicals to be hot or socially acceptable..

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"Also don’t we moisturise after every shower/ bath?????? I don’t walk around with dry skin because I moisturise it every single day??

Never ever used moisturiser on any part of my body! Tell a lie sometimes hand cream after a vigorous day in the garden! As don't like gardening gloves! X

Never ever used moisturiser? "

Nope! X

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"I'm surprised at a few on here that don't wash there face.

I wash my face twice a day, using a clean face cloth and a good moisturise cleaners, that removes makeup as well.

Then use my lotions and potions for morning or night times.

Since doing this routine the skin on my face is gorgeous, no open pores/hardly any wrinkles/ no blemishes or dark spots.

I think key is finding suitable products to suit your needs.

I shower most days and wash all over, wash hair every 3 days or so.

"

Wash hair every other day bath daily! Teeth twice a day! Just never my face! And at 66 think my skin is good! Won't change that now as its worked for me! X

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

I need to leave this thread for my own sanity

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands


"I need to leave this thread for my own sanity "

Wipe your feet on your way out

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need to leave this thread for my own sanity "

I’ve mentally checked out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just bumping this for the morning folk who might need reminding

I'm still not washing my legs.

I thought Roland of Nazareth's "not directed at you" descriptive content would've totally enticed you to hygiene up.

This reply wasn't directed at you.

***

I tried to point it out, men licks legs too.

"Not for her" meant I wasn't flirting with her.

She blocked me, but it's not like I ever messaged her or would ever message her anyway.

I actually making sure I'm being nice these days, but I guess who doesn't like me in the first place, are using differnt filters.

If I missed something, then someone can point it out, then I apologize.

"

She is the cats mother! (Whatever that means, I used to get told this as a child)

Anyway, I haven't blocked you. I'm pretty sure you haven't annoyed me. Yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just bumping this for the morning folk who might need reminding

I'm still not washing my legs.

I thought Roland of Nazareth's "not directed at you" descriptive content would've totally enticed you to hygiene up.

This reply wasn't directed at you.

***

I tried to point it out, men licks legs too.

"Not for her" meant I wasn't flirting with her.

She blocked me, but it's not like I ever messaged her or would ever message her anyway.

I actually making sure I'm being nice these days, but I guess who doesn't like me in the first place, are using differnt filters.

If I missed something, then someone can point it out, then I apologize.

She is the cats mother! (Whatever that means, I used to get told this as a child)

Anyway, I haven't blocked you. I'm pretty sure you haven't annoyed me. Yet. "

I thought it was who is she? The cats mother?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just bumping this for the morning folk who might need reminding

I'm still not washing my legs.

I thought Roland of Nazareth's "not directed at you" descriptive content would've totally enticed you to hygiene up.

This reply wasn't directed at you.

***

I tried to point it out, men licks legs too.

"Not for her" meant I wasn't flirting with her.

She blocked me, but it's not like I ever messaged her or would ever message her anyway.

I actually making sure I'm being nice these days, but I guess who doesn't like me in the first place, are using differnt filters.

If I missed something, then someone can point it out, then I apologize.

She is the cats mother! (Whatever that means, I used to get told this as a child)

Anyway, I haven't blocked you. I'm pretty sure you haven't annoyed me. Yet.

I thought it was who is she? The cats mother? "

Could be. Who knows.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just bumping this for the morning folk who might need reminding

I'm still not washing my legs.

I thought Roland of Nazareth's "not directed at you" descriptive content would've totally enticed you to hygiene up.

This reply wasn't directed at you.

***

I tried to point it out, men licks legs too.

"Not for her" meant I wasn't flirting with her.

She blocked me, but it's not like I ever messaged her or would ever message her anyway.

I actually making sure I'm being nice these days, but I guess who doesn't like me in the first place, are using differnt filters.

If I missed something, then someone can point it out, then I apologize.

She is the cats mother! (Whatever that means, I used to get told this as a child)

Anyway, I haven't blocked you. I'm pretty sure you haven't annoyed me. Yet.

I thought it was who is she? The cats mother?

Could be. Who knows."

She knows

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By *hunky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich


"Just bumping this for the morning folk who might need reminding

I'm still not washing my legs.

I thought Roland of Nazareth's "not directed at you" descriptive content would've totally enticed you to hygiene up.

This reply wasn't directed at you.

***

I tried to point it out, men licks legs too.

"Not for her" meant I wasn't flirting with her.

She blocked me, but it's not like I ever messaged her or would ever message her anyway.

I actually making sure I'm being nice these days, but I guess who doesn't like me in the first place, are using differnt filters.

If I missed something, then someone can point it out, then I apologize.

She is the cats mother! (Whatever that means, I used to get told this as a child)

Anyway, I haven't blocked you. I'm pretty sure you haven't annoyed me. Yet. "

***

I apologize for the "she" and for I did, or did not annoyed you yet.

Sorry!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I need to leave this thread for my own sanity

I’ve mentally checked out "

Come to the dark side. We're stinky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just bumping this for the morning folk who might need reminding

I'm still not washing my legs.

I thought Roland of Nazareth's "not directed at you" descriptive content would've totally enticed you to hygiene up.

This reply wasn't directed at you.

***

I tried to point it out, men licks legs too.

"Not for her" meant I wasn't flirting with her.

She blocked me, but it's not like I ever messaged her or would ever message her anyway.

I actually making sure I'm being nice these days, but I guess who doesn't like me in the first place, are using differnt filters.

If I missed something, then someone can point it out, then I apologize.

She is the cats mother! (Whatever that means, I used to get told this as a child)

Anyway, I haven't blocked you. I'm pretty sure you haven't annoyed me. Yet.

***

I apologize for the "she" and for I did, or did not annoyed you yet.

Sorry!

"

Don't worry about it, I'd advise you don't interact with me though or the witches of Eastwick will cast a spell on you.

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By *hunky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich

***Not for Raven***

Someone put a spell on me years ago.

So the fire with fire scenario might sort it out.

Over and out...

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"I need to leave this thread for my own sanity

Wipe your feet on your way out"

Why? No one else does

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream. "

I just bought my Crispy some moisturiser and lip balm, to keep him looking youthful lol

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands


"I need to leave this thread for my own sanity

Wipe your feet on your way out

Why? No one else does "

That's why you do it on the way out and not on the way in

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple  over a year ago

Coventry

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"***Not for Raven***

Someone put a spell on me years ago.

So the fire with fire scenario might sort it out.

Over and out...

"

That’s so Raven

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream.

I just bought my Crispy some moisturiser and lip balm, to keep him looking youthful lol"

I remember some chick called me gay at uni for using lip balm. Big culture shock meeting people that don’t look after themselves

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream.

I just bought my Crispy some moisturiser and lip balm, to keep him looking youthful lol

I remember some chick called me gay at uni for using lip balm. Big culture shock meeting people that don’t look after themselves"

We need to go back to the old days, when things were simple and only (slurs) and (slurs) protected their skin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream.

I just bought my Crispy some moisturiser and lip balm, to keep him looking youthful lol

I remember some chick called me gay at uni for using lip balm. Big culture shock meeting people that don’t look after themselves

We need to go back to the old days, when things were simple and only (slurs) and (slurs) protected their skin."

Pre or post enlightenment?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream.

I just bought my Crispy some moisturiser and lip balm, to keep him looking youthful lol

I remember some chick called me gay at uni for using lip balm. Big culture shock meeting people that don’t look after themselves

We need to go back to the old days, when things were simple and only (slurs) and (slurs) protected their skin.

Pre or post enlightenment? "

I'm thinking pre metrossexual etc.

But I'm increasingly wondering if the term "enlightenment" is early virtue signalling. Hey, look at us, we can do scholarship, we're so unique! (If you ignore everything outside of western Europe at the time) We deserve cookies for centuries

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream.

I just bought my Crispy some moisturiser and lip balm, to keep him looking youthful lol

I remember some chick called me gay at uni for using lip balm. Big culture shock meeting people that don’t look after themselves

We need to go back to the old days, when things were simple and only (slurs) and (slurs) protected their skin.

Pre or post enlightenment?

I'm thinking pre metrossexual etc.

But I'm increasingly wondering if the term "enlightenment" is early virtue signalling. Hey, look at us, we can do scholarship, we're so unique! (If you ignore everything outside of western Europe at the time) We deserve cookies for centuries "

Pyramids? Civilisation before Europeans? Sounds like aliens to me.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream.

I just bought my Crispy some moisturiser and lip balm, to keep him looking youthful lol

I remember some chick called me gay at uni for using lip balm. Big culture shock meeting people that don’t look after themselves

We need to go back to the old days, when things were simple and only (slurs) and (slurs) protected their skin.

Pre or post enlightenment?

I'm thinking pre metrossexual etc.

But I'm increasingly wondering if the term "enlightenment" is early virtue signalling. Hey, look at us, we can do scholarship, we're so unique! (If you ignore everything outside of western Europe at the time) We deserve cookies for centuries

Pyramids? Civilisation before Europeans? Sounds like aliens to me. "

Yup.

Greek maths survived into the enlightenment because... magic.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I've been reminded of the time I wasn't allowed to wash my hair for weeks due to stitches and wound that wasn't healing, and not being able to bathe properly after operations.

It's very difficult to bathe when you can't get your left tit wet.

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By *melie LALWoman  over a year ago

Peterborough


"there was this girl who doesn't wash anywhere but her hair (on head)....she was on a show talking about it ...her reasoning was that the shampoo would run down her body and the water too when she showered so there was no need to lather up any of her parts "

Martin Kemp's son said he doesn't wash his legs for the same reason. He started this on Celeb Gogglebox.

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By *melie LALWoman  over a year ago

Peterborough


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly. "

Sunday was bath night.

Infrequently washing is still better than not washing. You don't just stand under the shower and hope for the best

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By *melie LALWoman  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Tic tok? Actually did u know we wash far to often? I'm as guilty as the next person tbh! X"

Yep. The natural bacteria on our body is the first line of defence.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think it was before the victorian times people used to only bath twice a year. One of these times was May. June was a popular time for weddings so not to far after Bath day. Woman used to carry flowers on their wedding day to hide the pong. That's where wedding bouquets come from

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Had a auntie who had the most gorgeous long thick hair! When a kid was at a market with her and my mum and my mum said that's good value about a big bottle of shampoo ! My aunt said that would last me years! My mum looked confused my aunt said she washed her hair twice a year rest of time brushing it well took care of if x

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Had a auntie who had the most gorgeous long thick hair! When a kid was at a market with her and my mum and my mum said that's good value about a big bottle of shampoo ! My aunt said that would last me years! My mum looked confused my aunt said she washed her hair twice a year rest of time brushing it well took care of if x"

I've tried to do this but my scalp is just too oily, even with a boar bristle brush

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Had a auntie who had the most gorgeous long thick hair! When a kid was at a market with her and my mum and my mum said that's good value about a big bottle of shampoo ! My aunt said that would last me years! My mum looked confused my aunt said she washed her hair twice a year rest of time brushing it well took care of if x

I've tried to do this but my scalp is just too oily, even with a boar bristle brush"

Yeah I’m black I can’t do this either

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Had a auntie who had the most gorgeous long thick hair! When a kid was at a market with her and my mum and my mum said that's good value about a big bottle of shampoo ! My aunt said that would last me years! My mum looked confused my aunt said she washed her hair twice a year rest of time brushing it well took care of if x

I've tried to do this but my scalp is just too oily, even with a boar bristle brush

Yeah I’m black I can’t do this either "

That's interesting, because my understanding is that the tighter your hair pattern is, the less you have to wash your hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Had a auntie who had the most gorgeous long thick hair! When a kid was at a market with her and my mum and my mum said that's good value about a big bottle of shampoo ! My aunt said that would last me years! My mum looked confused my aunt said she washed her hair twice a year rest of time brushing it well took care of if x

I've tried to do this but my scalp is just too oily, even with a boar bristle brush

Yeah I’m black I can’t do this either

That's interesting, because my understanding is that the tighter your hair pattern is, the less you have to wash your hair"

yeah but twice a year? I’ve got to wash all the stuff out at some point. I probably wash my hair once a week or once every two weeks now if I’ve had it in a style

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Had a auntie who had the most gorgeous long thick hair! When a kid was at a market with her and my mum and my mum said that's good value about a big bottle of shampoo ! My aunt said that would last me years! My mum looked confused my aunt said she washed her hair twice a year rest of time brushing it well took care of if x

I've tried to do this but my scalp is just too oily, even with a boar bristle brush

Yeah I’m black I can’t do this either

That's interesting, because my understanding is that the tighter your hair pattern is, the less you have to wash your hair yeah but twice a year? I’ve got to wash all the stuff out at some point. I probably wash my hair once a week or once every two weeks now if I’ve had it in a style"

I'm every 2-3 days. Otherwise it's itchy as fuck. There probably are ways to do it less but I haven't worked out a good compromise - too much brushing leads to breakage

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"Had a auntie who had the most gorgeous long thick hair! When a kid was at a market with her and my mum and my mum said that's good value about a big bottle of shampoo ! My aunt said that would last me years! My mum looked confused my aunt said she washed her hair twice a year rest of time brushing it well took care of if x

I've tried to do this but my scalp is just too oily, even with a boar bristle brush

Yeah I’m black I can’t do this either "

Nothing an Afro comb won’t fix my man

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream. "

I don't use a face cream either

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By *redwilma666Couple  over a year ago

Kilbirnie


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly. "

At my grandpatents place it was a tin bath in the kitchen, one fill did everyone, once a week back in the 50's

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

At my grandpatents place it was a tin bath in the kitchen, one fill did everyone, once a week back in the 50's"

when I was 11 my parents moved into a house that needed complete renovation. The only bath was in the kitchen and not plumbed in, that soon got chucked out. We had tin baths for about three years until my dad put a bathroom in

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I'm surprised at a few on here that don't wash there face.

I wash my face twice a day, using a clean face cloth and a good moisturise cleaners, that removes makeup as well.

Then use my lotions and potions for morning or night times.

Since doing this routine the skin on my face is gorgeous, no open pores/hardly any wrinkles/ no blemishes or dark spots.

I think key is finding suitable products to suit your needs.

I shower most days and wash all over, wash hair every 3 days or so.

"

I shower daily. I wash my hair daily because it's short and sticks up in a crazy fashion each morning and cannot be tamed. I thoroughly apply shower gel to all parts of myself from the neck down, including all parts of my legs and feet, even though it's painful to do so.

But. Other than swilling plain shower water over my face (or occasionally from the sink), I don't wash it with soaps, cleansers or apply any kind of lotions or potions. I've tried occasional application of something and found it so uncomfortable to have gunk on my face that I quickly stopped. I do put suncream on in hotter weather but I hate that too.

I don't wear makeup either so no need to remove anything from my face.

I rarely get any blemishes, just the occasional blind spot and I'm often told I look much younger than 38. My skin has changed recently due to medically induced menopause. I've definitely suddenly developed more lines, but if that's the price I pay for less pain, then I'm fine with it.

So, I don't really wash my face either. Just put plain water on it.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I'm surprised at a few on here that don't wash there face.

I wash my face twice a day, using a clean face cloth and a good moisturise cleaners, that removes makeup as well.

Then use my lotions and potions for morning or night times.

Since doing this routine the skin on my face is gorgeous, no open pores/hardly any wrinkles/ no blemishes or dark spots.

I think key is finding suitable products to suit your needs.

I shower most days and wash all over, wash hair every 3 days or so.

I shower daily. I wash my hair daily because it's short and sticks up in a crazy fashion each morning and cannot be tamed. I thoroughly apply shower gel to all parts of myself from the neck down, including all parts of my legs and feet, even though it's painful to do so.

But. Other than swilling plain shower water over my face (or occasionally from the sink), I don't wash it with soaps, cleansers or apply any kind of lotions or potions. I've tried occasional application of something and found it so uncomfortable to have gunk on my face that I quickly stopped. I do put suncream on in hotter weather but I hate that too.

I don't wear makeup either so no need to remove anything from my face.

I rarely get any blemishes, just the occasional blind spot and I'm often told I look much younger than 38. My skin has changed recently due to medically induced menopause. I've definitely suddenly developed more lines, but if that's the price I pay for less pain, then I'm fine with it.

So, I don't really wash my face either. Just put plain water on it. "

I mostly just use water.

I have some Simple face wipe I use on the rare occasion I wear make up.

In winter I use a bit of Nivea Soft moisturiser as the cold wind dries my skin.

I can't use most skin care stuff as it burns on irritates my sensitive skin.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Also don’t we moisturise after every shower/ bath?????? I don’t walk around with dry skin because I moisturise it every single day??

I'm too oily for that. If I moisturised my whole body every day I'd be slimy.

Face twice a day. Hands twice a day and as needed. Rest of body... twice a week?

Twice a week…?

That's way up on what it used to be. I don't like feeling slimy

I don’t know but I thought you should still moisturise? Just use ones that are good for your skin type?"

I'm slimy for you tonight. I hope you're happy, Pickle.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"

none of you remember the days of houses with no bathrooms, very little hot water and ice on the inside of windows.

The human race has survived this long with infrequent washing.

We both shower daily but when we were growing up baths were weekly.

At my grandpatents place it was a tin bath in the kitchen, one fill did everyone, once a week back in the 50's"

We had a tin bath at our chalet my mum washed us little ones in.

The older ones could pay 5p to use the public baths by the seafront.

I remember the first time I was allowed to go to them.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"I'm surprised at a few on here that don't wash there face.

I wash my face twice a day, using a clean face cloth and a good moisturise cleaners, that removes makeup as well.

Then use my lotions and potions for morning or night times.

Since doing this routine the skin on my face is gorgeous, no open pores/hardly any wrinkles/ no blemishes or dark spots.

I think key is finding suitable products to suit your needs.

I shower most days and wash all over, wash hair every 3 days or so.

I shower daily. I wash my hair daily because it's short and sticks up in a crazy fashion each morning and cannot be tamed. I thoroughly apply shower gel to all parts of myself from the neck down, including all parts of my legs and feet, even though it's painful to do so.

But. Other than swilling plain shower water over my face (or occasionally from the sink), I don't wash it with soaps, cleansers or apply any kind of lotions or potions. I've tried occasional application of something and found it so uncomfortable to have gunk on my face that I quickly stopped. I do put suncream on in hotter weather but I hate that too.

I don't wear makeup either so no need to remove anything from my face.

I rarely get any blemishes, just the occasional blind spot and I'm often told I look much younger than 38. My skin has changed recently due to medically induced menopause. I've definitely suddenly developed more lines, but if that's the price I pay for less pain, then I'm fine with it.

So, I don't really wash my face either. Just put plain water on it. "

my grandmother who was a complete stranger to soap and water nearly all her life {when she was admitted to hospital in her nineties they said they were going to run her a bath, her response was "I haven't had a bath for fifteen years and I'm not having one now!"} claimd that her skin was so good because she always wiped it round with the babies wet daiper. How true this was I have no idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream.

I don't use a face cream either "

So what cream do you use on your face???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m all itchy now after reading this.

You’ve forced me into having this months shower, earlier than planned.

No cream applications after

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream.

I don't use a face cream either

So what cream do you use on your face???"

Only finest H2O for my face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An article on this morning apparently 20% of men wear same underpants all week! x

I wish I was surprised but men use 3in1 shampoos and shower gels and they don’t even use a face cream.

I don't use a face cream either

So what cream do you use on your face???

Only finest H2O for my face "

The original and the best. Not to mention….The cheapest

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Wash hair and head with shampoo and everything else while shower gel , rince off and dry off and that's me done.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Maybe this should be spun off into hygiene/skincare tips and recommendations

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