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Empty office... what to do?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooo god the possibility’s
Emmm how do we navigate this
Lovable me would go around place poste notes on they desk saying lovely things about them
Mischevis prankster me would go around everyone desk and re organise / move things around / miss place things to cuse minder inconveniences to everyone
Depending on how much time I had before everyone came in if it was a full day and there weren’t any cctv cameras or anything
Dirty mind me would invite a friend or 2 around
And get it on over everyone desks so that ever time I walked past they desk I could smile think up I got spit roasted over your desk ha ha
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By *mily36C OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ooo god the possibility’s
Emmm how do we navigate this
Lovable me would go around place poste notes on they desk saying lovely things about them
Mischevis prankster me would go around everyone desk and re organise / move things around / miss place things to cuse minder inconveniences to everyone
Depending on how much time I had before everyone came in if it was a full day and there weren’t any cctv cameras or anything
Dirty mind me would invite a friend or 2 around
And get it on over everyone desks so that ever time I walked past they desk I could smile think up I got spit roasted over your desk ha ha
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Ooo NH there's a few ideas there ...   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooo god the possibility’s
Emmm how do we navigate this
Lovable me would go around place poste notes on they desk saying lovely things about them
Mischevis prankster me would go around everyone desk and re organise / move things around / miss place things to cuse minder inconveniences to everyone
Depending on how much time I had before everyone came in if it was a full day and there weren’t any cctv cameras or anything
Dirty mind me would invite a friend or 2 around
And get it on over everyone desks so that ever time I walked past they desk I could smile think up I got spit roasted over your desk ha ha
Ooo NH there's a few ideas there ... "
Your welcome any time Emily for idears you can pick my brain anytime x |
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Cheesy Pop sing song
Move everyone’s pedestals around
Leave a note on someone’s lunch that they’ve left
Leave a random note on someone’s desk that is super obscure ‘I said I needed your help and you said you would l. I’m not angry…. I’m just disappointed  ‘ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So...what would you do?
There's no other bugger in!
Apart from turning round and going back home, what would you get up to?
Go on, some suggestions ...
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Time yourself how long it takes you to do a length/lap of the office without getting off your office chair.
Sabotage all of the other desks, except the desk of someone you dislike. Sabotage your own desk. Watch as the person you set up gets the blame from everyone and is shunned at the Xmas party.
Buy some cress seeds. Soak a paper towel in water. Put the seeds on the wet paper towel and slide them inside the locked drawer of a colleague who’s gone on annual leave. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go to the gents toilet. Lift the seat. Put clingfilm over the pan, really tight so there are no giveaway wrinkles. Replace toilet seat.
Be in the office the next day. Look for the lad with the wet trousers. Try not to giggle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Walk about the office and place postits on printers and photocopiers saying “faulty, engineer called” and then unplug them.
Work from home for the rest of the week. |
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