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Boob pics, they drive me mad, ban em I say and anybody even thinks of sending me some, well so help me.
In reality I’d outlaw hard drugs but that’s already been done and it doesn’t seem to be working. |
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"Boob pics, they drive me mad, ban em I say and anybody even thinks of sending me some, well so help me.
In reality I’d outlaw hard drugs but that’s already been done and it doesn’t seem to be working. "
No more boobs for fiddles! |
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"Boob pics, they drive me mad, ban em I say and anybody even thinks of sending me some, well so help me.
In reality I’d outlaw hard drugs but that’s already been done and it doesn’t seem to be working.
No more boobs for fiddles!"
Hang on, I came over all peculiar let’s not be too hasty. |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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Ooooo illegal you say. I’d make it illegal to own more than one property or privately rent property for profit. I think that would do some good for all.
And in the words of Judith Butler ‘I know it’s controversial but that’s my claim’
*runs* |
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"Ooooo illegal you say. I’d make it illegal to own more than one property or privately rent property for profit. I think that would do some good for all.
And in the words of Judith Butler ‘I know it’s controversial but that’s my claim’
*runs*"
You? Controversial? I don’t believe it  |
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By *arkus1812Man 52 weeks ago
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"I would make it illegal for all quinquagenarians to create threads on public/private community forums."
Are you happy to let Octogenairans continue to create threads then?
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"Of the country for the day and could make ONE thing illegal forever what would it be? "
It is now illegal, and punishable by death, for a store to not open extra checkout tills if there is a queue of customers. |
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"Of the country for the day and could make ONE thing illegal forever what would it be?
It is now illegal, and punishable by death, for a store to not open extra checkout tills if there is a queue of customers. "
I like this one  |
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"Ooooo illegal you say. I’d make it illegal to own more than one property or privately rent property for profit. I think that would do some good for all.
And in the words of Judith Butler ‘I know it’s controversial but that’s my claim’
*runs*"
Can you put all the council life term tenancy, high earners rent up while you are sorting them out, peeps who earn over £30,000 but only pay £400 a month council rent really boils my piss  |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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My manifesto would include:
Supermarkets not being allowed to move there isle systems around every few months so you have no idea where anything is.
A mandatory time slot for shopping where no children are allowed in
Rural villages not allowed to shut everything at 10pm - hate being in the country and nothing is open.
Healthcare would be chargeable ( controversial I know, long story - no I don’t wish to discuss)
PMs would be held fully accountable to the full extent of the law if they screw up.
It would be a very productive day |
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"My manifesto would include:
Supermarkets not being allowed to move there isle systems around every few months so you have no idea where anything is.
A mandatory time slot for shopping where no children are allowed in
Rural villages not allowed to shut everything at 10pm - hate being in the country and nothing is open.
Healthcare would be chargeable ( controversial I know, long story - no I don’t wish to discuss)
PMs would be held fully accountable to the full extent of the law if they screw up.
It would be a very productive day "
I said one thing!  |
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"Ooooo illegal you say. I’d make it illegal to own more than one property or privately rent property for profit. I think that would do some good for all.
And in the words of Judith Butler ‘I know it’s controversial but that’s my claim’
*runs*
Can you put all the council life term tenancy, high earners rent up while you are sorting them out, peeps who earn over £30,000 but only pay £400 a month council rent really boils my piss "
Yep this  |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"Ooooo illegal you say. I’d make it illegal to own more than one property or privately rent property for profit. I think that would do some good for all.
And in the words of Judith Butler ‘I know it’s controversial but that’s my claim’
*runs*
Can you put all the council life term tenancy, high earners rent up while you are sorting them out, peeps who earn over £30,000 but only pay £400 a month council rent really boils my piss "
Don’t even get me started |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"My manifesto would include:
Supermarkets not being allowed to move there isle systems around every few months so you have no idea where anything is.
A mandatory time slot for shopping where no children are allowed in
Rural villages not allowed to shut everything at 10pm - hate being in the country and nothing is open.
Healthcare would be chargeable ( controversial I know, long story - no I don’t wish to discuss)
PMs would be held fully accountable to the full extent of the law if they screw up.
It would be a very productive day
I said one thing! "
I’m in charge for the day remember
I’ll do as I wish - Quite like parliament today really haha |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"Ooooo illegal you say. I’d make it illegal to own more than one property or privately rent property for profit. I think that would do some good for all.
And in the words of Judith Butler ‘I know it’s controversial but that’s my claim’
*runs*
Can you put all the council life term tenancy, high earners rent up while you are sorting them out, peeps who earn over £30,000 but only pay £400 a month council rent really boils my piss
Don’t even get me started"
I’d probably just opt for affordable housing for all. Maybe an amount taken directly from income to ensure it’s relative? I haven’t done much tonight because the revolution isn’t coming that soon |
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"Of the country for the day and could make ONE thing illegal forever what would it be?
It is now illegal, and punishable by death, for a store to not open extra checkout tills if there is a queue of customers.
I like this one "
Punishment is increased to torture and death if Nora is in the one in the queue  |
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"Ooooo illegal you say. I’d make it illegal to own more than one property or privately rent property for profit. I think that would do some good for all.
And in the words of Judith Butler ‘I know it’s controversial but that’s my claim’
*runs*
Can you put all the council life term tenancy, high earners rent up while you are sorting them out, peeps who earn over £30,000 but only pay £400 a month council rent really boils my piss
Don’t even get me started
I’d probably just opt for affordable housing for all. Maybe an amount taken directly from income to ensure it’s relative? I haven’t done much tonight because the revolution isn’t coming that soon"
Council and private rent relative to income is exactly how it should be, and no rental under occupying |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"Making the retirement age a day over 60. I think everyone should be entitled to their state pension as soon as they teach 60 years of age."
You’ll be lucky! But I like the idea |
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"Making the retirement age a day over 60. I think everyone should be entitled to their state pension as soon as they teach 60 years of age.
You’ll be lucky! But I like the idea "
I know, shit ain't it. Working over 50 years to maybe enjoy 10 years of retirement if you're lucky. FFS, fucking shit! |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"Making the retirement age a day over 60. I think everyone should be entitled to their state pension as soon as they teach 60 years of age.
You’ll be lucky! But I like the idea
I know, shit ain't it. Working over 50 years to maybe enjoy 10 years of retirement if you're lucky. FFS, fucking shit!"
I’m not an actuary but soon the state pension is going to be insignificant to real world costs. It’s outdated and you’re right, with the UK having a growing older population, they shall just continue to increase the age.
Or in other terms….there won’t be a pot to piss in for the young one! |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"“Fix” the NHS.
And moaning. It would be illegal to moan ha! "
Fix! …..solution is already being implemented under our noses. It’s called a two tier system. Those who can pay and those who have to wait.
That’s the fix! |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"Alcohol, then maybe people wouldn't make such bad decisions. I think it would solve soooooo many issues."
That’s a whole debate in itself but I would be inclined to agree. |
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By *TG3Man 52 weeks ago
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"Of the country for the day and could make ONE thing illegal forever what would it be? "
Smoking would save the country a fortune in health bills alone, Australia banned it but pulled the ban, why who knows, ok they earn loads in the high tax but surely thats more than outweighed by the health benefits |
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"Ooooo illegal you say. I’d make it illegal to own more than one property or privately rent property for profit. I think that would do some good for all.
And in the words of Judith Butler ‘I know it’s controversial but that’s my claim’
*runs*"
I agree!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"My manifesto would include:
A mandatory time slot for shopping where no children are allowed in
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Can we extend this to ALL public places? Childfree hours. And can "child" include everyone under 21? Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"I'd ban government "
wouldn't my suggestion be as effective except you could still have 1500 fat lazy wankers who do nothing for anyone else still gets paid.....which is very little from what they do now! |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"I'd ban government
wouldn't my suggestion be as effective except you could still have 1500 fat lazy wankers who do nothing for anyone else still gets paid.....which is very little from what they do now!"
All hail Dictator Wonko |
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"Of the country for the day and could make ONE thing illegal forever what would it be? "
Antisocial behaviour,no reality TV no wait we ed no wait my neighbours no wait lip fillers and Botox no wait loud aggressive selfish entitled people, racist's, overly political and opinionated university students, radicalisation, people who drive in the middle lane of the motorway, fireworks, militant activist's who won't allow anyone to have an opinion regardless this includes people who are overly woke and whatever is the opposite of that, being forced to buy an EV when the country is at least two decades away from having the correct infrastructure in place, elitism, people who actively looking to injure cyclists by running them off the road, Michael McIntyre, influencers they are warping the younger generation s mind's and distorting the reality of real life giving unrealistic expectations,Icy dancey skate sing sing bake off show's,the far right, the far left, war and politics, religion and escooters.
That's my one thing, I have a far more comprehensive list if you want |
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"“Fix” the NHS.
And moaning. It would be illegal to moan ha!
Fix! …..solution is already being implemented under our noses. It’s called a two tier system. Those who can pay and those who have to wait.
That’s the fix!"
That wouldn’t be my interpretations of “fixing” it .
The post was what you’d do, not what you thinks happening right now  |
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