"Could technically happen in sex that would put you off continuing?
Like...
Crikey
Good heavens
Lord have mercy"
See, I would personally get really turned on by those particular words.
‘Saints preserve us!’
‘Onward Christian soldiers!’
‘A horse, a horse….my kingdom for a horse!’
Phwoar!!! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"I’m Batman!
This is the only acceptable thing to say during sex.
Deadpool would not approve "
Yeah he would! If anyone would, it would be deadpool saying it, and fan-girling at the same time. |
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over a year ago
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"I’m Batman!
This is the only acceptable thing to say during sex.
Deadpool would not approve
Yeah he would! If anyone would, it would be deadpool saying it, and fan-girling at the same time. "
Now there's a threesome. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I’m Batman!
This is the only acceptable thing to say during sex.
Deadpool would not approve
Dress up for me brucey?"
Not even Deadpool fucks in that suit. You can't fuck in a superhero suit well and not pass out! |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I’m Batman!
This would get me hot but only if said in a gruff voice.
Any reference to or variant of the phrase "make love" nopes me out immediately.
Urgh. "
Like christian bale style?
Just mumbles 'hdososksndue' |
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"I’m Batman!
This is the only acceptable thing to say during sex.
Deadpool would not approve
Dress up for me brucey?
Not even Deadpool fucks in that suit. You can't fuck in a superhero suit well and not pass out!"
You can if you’re an actual superhero. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m Batman!
This is the only acceptable thing to say during sex.
Deadpool would not approve
Dress up for me brucey?
Not even Deadpool fucks in that suit. You can't fuck in a superhero suit well and not pass out!"
I beg to differ.
There's a video somewhere on here of 3 guys and a woman, all the guys are dresses as superheroes.
I'm gutted I didn't bookmark it. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I’m Batman!
This would get me hot but only if said in a gruff voice.
Any reference to or variant of the phrase "make love" nopes me out immediately.
Urgh. "
I'll make love with you, if you want me to, I will hold you tight baby all through the night... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m Batman!
This would get me hot but only if said in a gruff voice.
Any reference to or variant of the phrase "make love" nopes me out immediately.
Urgh. "
I'm batman.....like that? |
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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago
exeter |
"I’m Batman!
This would get me hot but only if said in a gruff voice.
Any reference to or variant of the phrase "make love" nopes me out immediately.
Urgh.
Like christian bale style?
Just mumbles 'hdososksndue'"
Exactly like that
Do it again
Don't stop
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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago
exeter |
"I’m Batman!
This would get me hot but only if said in a gruff voice.
Any reference to or variant of the phrase "make love" nopes me out immediately.
Urgh.
I'm batman.....like that?"
Oh! I like yours better.
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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago
exeter |
"I’m Batman!
This would get me hot but only if said in a gruff voice.
Any reference to or variant of the phrase "make love" nopes me out immediately.
Urgh.
I'll make love with you, if you want me to, I will hold you tight baby all through the night..."
Not with that attitude, you bloody well won't.
Ew
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m Batman!
This would get me hot but only if said in a gruff voice.
Any reference to or variant of the phrase "make love" nopes me out immediately.
Urgh.
I'm batman.....like that?
Oh! I like yours better.
"
And that guys is how you do it.
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I’m Batman!
This would get me hot but only if said in a gruff voice.
Any reference to or variant of the phrase "make love" nopes me out immediately.
Urgh.
I'm batman.....like that?
Oh! I like yours better.
And that guys is how you do it.
"
Ooh Raven and Vodevil...
There's tonight's wank sorted. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"Not words as much as the sound of laughter when they take my boxers down "
Mummy
Hunni
Can you feel that?
Have you cum yet?
Does that feel good for you baby?
Are you loving my big cock inside you?
Invariably the answer is no |
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